Metal News for July 9, 2010
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Immortal Empire Working On New Music
U.K. based Gothic black metal act Immortal Empire has checked in with the following brief update about working on new material:
"New album underway! After a shit start with losing recordings as it usually happens at some point, new material has been drafted and most of the guitars recorded. Using elements of old and new, tuned down a few and cranked up a few - should be interesting - or a pile of crap, we'll see!"
You can check out Immortal Empire's music via the band's MySpace page.
New Metal Tracks Available On Rock Band This Week
This week's round up of additions to the Rock Band Network is a bit lighter on the metal material, but there's still a few songs to satisfy your metal cravings over the weekend. Although it's not particularly metal in any way, one song of note that was added this week was a new mix of Lemon Demon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." For those who haven't seen the original (highly awesome) video, it can be found here. The complete list of new songs, including the non-metal tracks, is as follows:
HourCast - "Big Deal"
Five Finger Death Punch - "Hard to See"
Audio Ammunition - "War Against the Radio"
Widespread Panic - "Flicker"
Adam Evil - "Liberated by Blasphemy"
Primary - "In My Head, Out My Head"
The Shazam - "So Awesome"
Inkubus Sukkubus - "Wytches 2010"
Seppuku With A Straw - "Death By Cancer"
Highlord - "Simple Man"
Pretty & Nice - "Tora Tora Tora"
Blue News - "So Easy"
Sunny Day Real Estate - "Seven"
Parry Gripp - "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom"
Lemon Demon - "The Ultimate Showdown (RBN Mix)"
C.J. Ramone - "Why"
Pretty & Nice - "Piranha"
Hyro da Hero - "Lights Out"
Norma Jean - "The Anthem of the Angry Brides" More...
Septycal Gorge Comments On Tour Changes
Italy's Septycal Gorge has issued the following announcement about changes to the "Brutal Domination 2" tour's lineup:
"After some problems leaded to the tour organization, it seemed that the 'Brutal Domination 2' could be cancelled: at the moment the situation's improved, the tour manager (Scott Ellingboe - Brutal Bands) arranged the situation. So the tour's finally confirmed, but with some differences from the original bill.
"The Swiss slamsters Amagortis and the Minnesota brutallers Incinerate won't take part of it; the first three gigs will be leaded by us, then California slashers Inherit Disease will join us. So, Minnesota, see you tonight in St. Paul - MN (Station 4); for the others, hope to see you all in tour!"
The band's upcoming tour dates are as follows: More...
Dawnbringer Completes Work On New Album
US metal band DAWNBRINGER has completed work on their new album "Nucleus." The new album is scheduled to be released in late September.
Gloomy Grim Issues Studio Update
Gloomy Grim has issued the following studio update:
"Guitars, bass & drums are now recorded for Mercyful Fate cover "Black Funeral" & GG´s own new song. After I get them out from the studio, I´ll start to make synths to them. Then vocals, mixing, mastering, covers, printing (maybe only 100 is to be made). Quite lot of work for 7 minutes of recorded stuff! "
Black September Reveals New Album Details
Chicago metal band Black September has revealed the tracklisting for their new album, "The Forbidden Gates Beyond," [cover art] which will be released in September and is as follows:
1. The Forbidden Gates Beyond
2. Creation of Chaos
3. Hallow of Decay
4. Tyrants
5. Tombs
6. The Absence of Life & Death
7. Unleashed
Adagio Issues New Album Update
Adagio has issued the following update regarding the progress of Adagio's fifth album:
"Stéphan Forté, Kevin Codfert and Mats Levén, are at the moment working on the composition of Adagio's fifth album at Kevin's XFade studio in Nanterre (France."
"Stéphan: Hey everyone, here's some great news! I'm at the moment at Kevin's studio working on the composition of Adagio's upcoming album, and for the first time, I will not compose the whole music and lyrics alone, as Mats, Kevin and the guys will also collaborate to the writing !! It will definitely bring a fresher sound to the band, and so far, the experience is awesome. Mats arrived here on Sunday, and we've started working right away on some ideas. Lots of great melodic vocal lines, heavy riffing and intense piano parts are coming naturally, so that's a very positive start... Another big change, is since I've down tuned my Lâg 7 string to A for my solo album, I am now using that for Adagio's new stuff as well, so be prepared for some really heavy shit."
Swordbearer Reveals New Album Artwork
New Jersey folk metal band Swordbearer has posted the cover artwork for their new album "Honor." View the cover at this location. Swordbearer has also posted a new song, "They Came by Wind and Sail," on their MySpace page.
Dagoba Posts New Song Online
French metal band DAGOBA has posted a new song, entitled "Black Smokers," on their MySpace page. The track comes from their new album "Poseidon," which is due out on August 30th through XIII Bis Records
Ambassador Gun Announces US Tour Dates
Minnesota grindcore trio AMBASSADOR GUN has announced a Summer tour through the Midwest and Western US for the later half of July. The band have been writing and recording new material recently, for a limited edition EP entitled "Fear & Coercion," which will be available on this tour only, as well as for an upcoming full-length. Some of this new material will be played live for the first time on the upcoming tour.
AMBASSADOR GUN Western US Assault tour dates are as follows:
7/16/2010 The Hexagon - Minneapolis, MN w/ Blue Ox, Orwell
7/17/2010 The Red Raven - Fargo, ND
7/18/2010 The TREA Bingo Hall - Rapid City, SD
7/19/2010 Old Curtis Street - Denver, CO w/ Aberrant, Disease Called Human
7/23/2010 The Blvd - Boyle Heights, CA w/ Rosetta, City of Ships, Hellas Mounds
7/24/2010 The Hazmat - Oakland, CA
7/25/2010 The Lil Red Lion - Eureka, CA
7/26/2010 Plan B - Portland, OR w/ Violence of Humanity
7/27/2010 The Funhouse - Seattle, WA
7/28/2010 The Cretin Hop - Spokane, WA w/ Against The Swarm, Stiff Fish, Caulfield, Seraphim
7/30/2010 Greet The Dawn Auditorium - Poplar, MT w/ Mato
7/31/2010 Project Noise - Bismarck, ND w/ Infected More...
DevilDriver Posts Second In New Video Series
DevilDriver has now posted the second in a 25 part online video series titled "You May Know Us From The Stage." The second part has been broken into two clips. The first clip can be viewed below and the second can be found after the jump.
Bonded By Blood Announces U.S. Shows With Evile
Bonded By Blood continue to add more tour dates to an already busy schedule as they announce an additional tour with Early Man and Evile for the fall. The trek kicks off in Tulsa, OK on September 30th and will make stops all across the country. The currently announced dates are as follows:
9/30 - Marquee - Tulsa OK
10/1 - Walter's - Houston TX
10/2 - White Rabbit - San Antonio TX
10/3 - Emo's - Austin TX
10/4 - Ridglea Theater - Ft Worth TX
10/5 - The Muse- Nashville TN
10/6 - Budda's Place - Newport News VA
10/7 - Sonar - Baltimore MD
10/8 - Championship Bar and Grill - Trenton NJ
10/9 - Rocko's Rock Club - Manchester NH
10/10 - Europa - Brooklyn NY
10/12 - Sneaky Dee's - Toronto ON
10/13 - Broadway Joe's - Buffalo NY
10/16 - Mad Planet - Milwaukee, WI
10/17 - Reggie's Rock Club - Chicago IL
10/18 - The Riot Room - Kansas City MO
10/19 - Larimer Lounge - Denver CO
10/20 - Club Vegas - Salt lake City UT
10/22 - Dante's - Portland OR
10/23 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon (w/GAMA BOMB)
Hostile Cell Not Touring This Summer
Sweden's Hostile Cell has checked in with the following band update and announcement about not touring during the summer:
"Hello everyone! We were too late to book festival gigs after releasing the Deafening and the clubs are pretty much closed over the summer. But I just wanted to tell you that we're still alive and well, even though we're not out playing right now. If you don't own a copy of the Deafening by now, go to Itunes and get it!
"So, while nothing's going on with Hostile Cell right now I have started playing bass in the hard rock band Debbie Ray from Herrljunga, Sweden. It features former members of Plan 9. Debbie Ray just released their debut album 'Artificial Misery' in the US through Demon Doll Records, and in Europe through Coreshot Productions/Plugged Distribution. It's a pure hard rock album in the vein of Skid Row and Hardcore Superstar, but with a modern touch. Check them out at this location. Have a great summer everyone!"
Throes Of Dawn Announces New Keyboard Player
Finland's Throes of Dawn has issued the following announcement about recruiting a new permanent keyboard player:
"We are very happy to announce a new addition to our line up. In Hard Rock Laager festival keyboardist Henri Andersson became our sixth permanent member. Mr. Andersson has been playing with us live since the beginning of 2010 and fits our gang perfectly. Welcome to the band Henri!"
You can also check out Throes Of Dawn songs through the band's MySpace page.
Dimmu Borgir Reveals Full Album Artwork
Dimmu Borgir has announced the band's upcoming album will be titled "Abrahadabra." The full cover artwork for the album, which was created by German artist Joachim Luetke, can be viewed now at this location. "Abrahadabra," Dimmu Borgir's ninth studio album, will be released in Germany on September 24th, in the rest of Europe on September 27th, and in North America on October 12th.
In early June, Dimmu Borgir announced a collaboration with Norwegian composer Gaute Storaas in addition to the 51 members of KORK (the Norwegian Radio Orchestra) and the 38-member Schola Cantorum Choir for their new release. To date, over 101 musicians have contributed to the making of the new album.
Cephalic Carnage Streaming New Song
Cephalic Carnage has posted the first preview track, titled "Abraxas Of Filth," off the band's new album "Misled By Certainty." The new song can be heard via the Cephalic Carnage MySpace page. The track includes a guest appearance from Ross Dolan of Immolation on back-up vocals. "Misled By Certainty," the follow-up album to 2007’s "Xenosapien," was recorded at the band’s own recording studio with longtime engineer / producer Dave Otero. An August 31st North American release date has been set.
Cephalic Carnage also has the following upcoming tour dates: More...
Avenged Sevenfold Posts Second "Nightmare" Teaser
Avenged Sevenfold has posted the second teaser trailer online for the upcoming "Nightmare" music video, which can be viewed below. The first teaser can also be found after the jump.
Crionics Announces "Beware Of Your Neck" Tour
Polish metallers Crionics have announced they will be supporting Sadist on the upcoming "Beware of Your Neck" tour, which also features Virgin Snatch. The tour kicks off on September 30th. The upcoming Crionics tour dates are as follows:
8/26 2010 tba Walbrzych, POLAND
8/27 2010 Dark Side Festival 2010 Gubin, POLAND
8/28 2010 tba tba, POLAND
8/29 2010 tba Kaliningrad, RUSSIAN FEDERATION
8/30 2010 Mulen Ruzas Vilnius, LITHUANIA
8/31 2010 Parlament Grodno, BELARUS
9/1 2010 Europa Gomel, BELARUS
9/2 2010 Global East Festival (with Venom, Manowar, Obituary, Rotting Christ) Kiev, UKRAINE
9/3 2010 tba tba, UKRAINE
9/4 2010 tba Kishinev, MOLDOVA, REPUBLIC OF
9/30 2010 Pod Palma Rzeszów, POLAND
10/1 2010 Graffiti Lublin, POLAND
10/2 2010 Progresja Warszawa, POLAND
10/3 2010 Przystan Marina Olsztyn, POLAND
10/4 2010 Ucho Gdynia, POLAND
10/5 2010 Estrada Bydgoszcz, POLAND
10/6 2010 Blue Note Poznan, POLAND
10/7 2010 Madness Wroclaw, POLAND
10/8 2010 tba Prague, CZECH REPUBLIC
10/10 2010 tba Bratyslavia, SLOVAKIA (Slovak Republic)
10/10 2010 Rotunda Kraków, POLAND
Porcupine Tree Posts "Bonnie The Cat" Video
Porcupine Tree has premiered a new music video online for the song "Bonnie The Cat," which is off the band's latest album "The Incident." The video can be viewed at this location. Porcupine Tree also has the following upcoming tour dates:
7/10 2010 Ruisrock Festival FINLAND, FI
7/14 2010 Pistoia Blues Festival ITALY, IT
7/16 2010 Colours of Ostrava Festival CZECH REPUBLIC, UK
8/11 2010 The Warfield SAN FRANCISCO
8/12 2010 Hollywood Palladium HOLLYWOOD
8/13 2010 The Joint Las Vegas
8/14 2010 4th and B SAN DIEGO
8/16 2010 Sunshine Theater ALBUQUERQUE
8/17 2010 Club 101 EL PASO
8/18 2010 Sunset Station SAN ANTONIO
8/20 2010 Minglewood Hall MEMPHIS
8/21 2010 Thomas Wolfe Auditorium ASHEVILLE
8/22 2010 War Memorial Auditorium NASHVILLE
8/23 2010 Pageant ST. LOUIS
8/25 2010 Orbit Room GRAND RAPIDS
8/26 2010 Nautica Pavilion CLEVELAND
9/9 2010 Gazi Technopolis ATHENS, GREECE
9/24 2010 Radio City Music Hall NEW YORK, US
10/5 2010 Steintor-Variete HALLE, GERMANY
10/6 2010 Admiralspalast Berlin, GERMANY
10/7 2010 Admiralspalast BOCHUM, GERMANY
10/8 2010 Brahms-Saal KARLSRHUE, GERMANY
10/14 2010 Royal Albert Hall London, UK
New Sabaton Album Lands On Billboard Charts
Sweden's Sabaton has checked in with the following brief announcement about the new album "Coat of Arms" landing on the Billboard charts and the potential for an upcoming U.S. tour: "Coat Of Arms have just entered the Billboard charts at #124 (Heatseekers) and #87 (Top Hard Music).
This will shine a brand new light over future plans for touring the US!" You can also catch Sabaton live on the following dates:
8/27 2010 Tel Aviv Tel Aviv, IL
9/3 2010 Global East Rock Kiev, UA
9/15 2010 Folken Stavanger, NO
9/16 2010 Garage Bergen, NO
9/17 2010 Byscenen Haugesund, NO
9/18 2010 Rockefeller Oslo, NO
9/24 2010 Nöjesfabriken Karlstad, SE
9/25 2010 Pumpehuset Copenhagen, DK
9/26 2010 Markthalle Hamburg, DE
9/27 2010 De Kade Zandaam, NL
9/29 2010 Musikzentrum Hannover, DE
9/30 2010 Hellraiser Leipzig, DE More...
Iron Maiden Posts New Video Teaser Online
British heavy metal legends Iron Maiden has posted a teaser trailer online for their forthcoming new music video, "The Final Frontier," which is the title track to their fifteenth studio album, which will be released through EMI Records on August 16th. You can check out the teaser below. The full video itself will premeire on the band's official website next tuesday (July 13th) at 3PM BST. More...
Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" Coming In Vinyl
Hopeless Records is releasing a limited-edition vinyl pressing of "Nightmare," the new Avenged Sevenfold album that hits the street July 27. The Deluxe Edition of the set contains two blood red discs on 180g-vinyl in a double-gatefold package. Only 2,500 of the Deluxe Edition will be produced, and the sets will be numbered. A Standard Edition containing two discs on standard-weight vinyl will also be available.
The vinyl editions will arrive in late September. The pre-order packages can be viewed at Hopeless Records.
"Nightmare" is Avenged Sevenfold's fifth album, and its last one to contain material from drummer James "the Rev" Sullivan, who died of an accidental drug overdose Dec. 28. Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy stepped in to complete the material Sullivan had written for the album. Avenged Sevenfold is co-headlining the inaugural Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar tour, which runs Aug. 17-Oct.
Futures End Checks In From The Road
Guitarist Christian David Wentz of Futures End has checked in with the following second update from the road about the band's trip to Texas:
"Tonight the band got together at the studio of our good friends Six Minute Century for a bit of a last minute practice. Lucho Silva from Magistral, who guested on the album, showed up and jammed 'Forsaken' and 'Relentless Chaos' with us. Freddy and Lucho singing together? Fuggetabout it. It was AMAZING.
"We cannot thank Don and Darren from SMC enough for the use of their space, and their gear. We are TOTALLY stoked to be playing with them tomorrow night! This is going to be one for the record books. Tomorrow we get up early, load out, and head to the venue around 2 pm. I can't wait to meet so many of you that are coming out to see the show. It is going to be a great time! More tomorrow."
Gorephobia Announces New Album Title
Alex Bouks of Goreaphobia has issued the following announcement about the band's upcoming album:
"The new Goreaphobia record will be titled 'Apocalyptic Necromancy.' Guitarist VJS arrived last week to lay down his tracks and with myself adding to the chaos. Things are sounding massive. We have all contributed to this record. This is a complete band effort compared to all the early material that I wrote most of all the music end of things.
"So much going on this time. Chris has contributed more on a musical level and VJS makes his debut as a guitarist and songwriter. He wrote all the music for 2 tracks for the record. Next up will be solos and vocals. We hope to be finished in August. Until then."
Operatika Recording Dio Cover Song
Operatika has posted footage online of the band recording a Dio cover track, which can be viewed below. The band also commented on the clip:
"Operatika is currently in the studio recording a cover of Dio's song 'We Rock.' As announced months ago, the cover was originally planned as a bonus track for our upcoming album, but due to the untimely passing of the great Ronnie James Dio, the cover will be released as a single and all proceeds will go towards cancer research. More details on this will be available shortly, but in the meantime, here are some video clips of this journey that we've documented so far."
Swashbuckle Discusses The Band's Lyrics
Swashbuckle guitarist Commodore RedRum has posted a break down of the band's lyrics via the Bald Freak Blog. An excerpt from his post follows:
Top of the eve to ye all. It's RedRum here from Swashbuckle, with a lyrical treat for all you boys and girls who care about words, and the poetic combinations thereof. I've been strong armed by the good people at Bald Freak Music to contribute more to this blog in the way of a personable, heartfelt, exposé of sorts. Something "to help fans get a bit more intimate with the band", I was told. My tricorn hat is off to anybody who wants to get more "intimate" with us. In any case, I racked my brain for days trying to come up with something that wasn't available elsewhere. So here's an in-depth look into the lyrics for every song with written word on our debut record, Crewed by the Damned (released on Bald Freak). I'll follow this up in a few weeks with a post in the same fashion regarding our second record, Back to the Noose, which was so kindly perpetuated by the mighty Nuclear Blast Records. Finally, I'll conclude this little miniseries with a guided look at the songs on our upcoming third release, Crime Always Pays (also to be released on Nuclear Blast Records). So without further adieu, I give you the track by track conceptual ramblings on Crewed by the Damned:
Welcome Aboard: “Welcome Aboard” was the first set of lyrics ever written for Swashbuckle. I remember the evening vividly - Admiral Nobeard and I brainstorming song titles for the freshly birthed pirate project. Nobeard immediately pulled out the quatrain "Taking to the sails at dawn / Ravage the seven seas / Yo Ho, Yo Ho / This pirate’s life for me" and the tom foolery kick started instantly. The rest of the song is mostly my prose, and to be honest, it is so far from impressive that it hurts. I pretty much tried to throw in every pirate cliché imaginable, assuming that the band would not grow to anything more than just a basement-recorded Myspace joke. One of the most memorable lines for me on this record is the last bit of this tune: "In a world of map-drawn lines / True paradise yet defined".More...
Whyzdom Announces Guest Vocalist
French act Whyzdom has issued the following announcement about recruiting a guest vocalist for the group's upcoming appearance at the Raismes Festival:
"Dear friends, we are delighted to announce that next Sept 12th, we will have the great honor to welcome on the stage of the Raismes Fest our friend Lisa Middelhauve as guest lead vocalist! Many of you already know Lisa as former front woman of the legendary German band Xandria. so you'll easily understand how thrilled we are at the idea of sharing the stage with such a great lady. Needless to say that this is an event that you won't want to miss, so... just see you all there!"
You can also check out Whyzdom's music via the band's MySpace page.
Hatchet Dawn Issues Band Update
Australia's Hatchet Dawn has issued the following update about working on new material:
"The past month of June 2010 has been a busy place in the Hatchet Dawn camp, seeing the band recording an initial group of songs anticipated for the bands next release in preparation to begin collaboration with producer Neil Kernon. New sounds have crept into the spanking new material, adding further growth with guest musicians and close friends lending added instruments and expansion to Hatchet Dawn’s growing sound. More studio news to follow shortly!
"A July promotion to clear further stock from the Hatchet Dawn online store will see the next 10 buyers to purchase the Faith In Chaos EP from the Hatchet Dawn online web site store receiving a free Faith in Chaos T-Shirt of your size! All merchandise is still reduced by 50% so be quick!
"Hatchet Dawn’s next scheduled show is September 3rd at trash nightclub in Melbourne with friends Witchgrinder and more bands TBA. Plans for a massive event for Halloween also are underway with more details coming shortly on a Halloween night not to be missed in Melbourne this October."
Secrets Of The Moon Announces Festival Appearances
Germany's Secrets of the Moon has issued the following updated about appearing at this year's edition of Finland's Metalheim festival:
"Worshippers and friends, we are proud to announce that Secrets of the Moon will be part of the Metalheim Fest 2010, taking place on October 1st in Oulu and on the next day, 02.10., in Helsinki. So we´ll return after 2,5 years and bring finally 'Privilegivm' to Suomi!"
The band's upcoming festival appearances are as follows:
7/24 2010 Hells Pleasure Metalfest Pössneck, GERMANY
8/6 2010 Wacken Open Air Wacken, DE
8/27 2010 Hole in the Sky Bergen, NO
10/1 2010 Metalheim Fest Oulu, FINLAND
10/2 2010 Metalheim Fest Helsinki, FINLAND
Zemial Checks In With New Album Update
Front man Vorskaath of Zemial has checked in with the following update about the release of a new album:
"So here it is at last! I am very pleased to announce that the long-awaited NYKTA will be released via Hells Headbangers Records worldwide. As some of you have already noticed, a teaser of NYKTA is already uploaded to give you a taste of what is to come. Yet, the scope of NYKTA reaches farther, into new territory and the music itself will speak louder than anything I have to say here. Good things take time and the time for this good thing is almost here.
"Now Hells Headbangers were Zemial’s very first distribution partner in the USA when I decided to release In Monumentum via NYX and have remained one of our closest and most valued associates over the past 4 years. Having secured a major distribution deal with RED handling Canada and the USA and PHD/Code7 handling international distribution, Hells Headbangers will ensure that the music of Zemial will finally become widely available to friends and fans across the globe – an important step for us after years of very limited distribution.
"In the meantime, the recording of NYKTA continues. What I have uploaded is only a rough version of the final product. However I am very glad to see everybody’s appreciation of the new material and sound I thank all of you who wrote with positive commentary. Being the musician, sound-engineer and producer at the same time is a challenging task and your opinions and feedback give me that much needed objectivity. More...
King Of Asgard Comments On Music Video
Swedish Viking/folk death metallers King Of Asgard have issued the following update about shooting a music video:
"King of Asgard has the last couple of days been busy recording a music video for album opening track; 'Einhärjar.' It's been a struggle of hard work, sweat and blood, resulting in a lot of great material filmed/recorded. Director of shooting and filming was Rickard Monéus, at this moment busy handling the editing process of the material. Release date and so forth coming in short. This will be a blast!"
King of Asgard's debut album "Fi'mbulvintr" is to be released August 16th via Metal Blade Records in Europe.
2 Sides 2 Die Completes Ten Songs
2 Sides 2 Die has announced that they've completed recording 10 songs and have only two left to complete the recording of their new album. Here is a list of the tracks that they have recorded:
1. You're my Problem
2. So you Know
3. So Clear
4. Autumn's Ashes
5. Fatal Flaw
6. Untitled
7. Through my Veins
8. Moonlight
9. No Suprise Sunrise
10. Preyed
The album is expected to be released in early/mid August and the band plans at least three CD release parties, which will be announced shortly.
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The Rockstar Ramblings: The Rumor Mill
Bret Michaels (Poison) is currently in discussions with Executives of American Idol over potentially being a judge for next year’s season. Even for FOX this is a little obvious, why not mix it up and throw Steven Adler (Adler’s Appetite, ex-Guns N Roses) in the mix, sitting next to Ellen (every five minutes whispering in her ear “I like lesbians”). Actually, why not really go for broke and have Adler, soft-spoken Slash (Velvet Revolver, ex-Guns N Roses), and Ozzy Osbourne as the judges, no one will understand a word which would be a welcomed change. Of course, we keep on Ellen because, well, we do like lesbians… More...
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