Saturday, April 18, 2015 11:17 AM ET | Updated 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
This year was our thirteenth year of posting fake news stories in our April Fools tradition. We hope we didn't hurt your feelings.
- The Rockstar Ramblings: Cruel Intentions
- Thrashback Thursday: Ember's Fire
- Pit Stories: Emmure Ruins A Whole Tour
- Classic Paintings Become Metal Album Covers
- Sunday Old School: Watchtower
- Pit Stories: The Drunk Drummer Gets Home Aloned
- Sunday Old School: Gillan
- The Rockstar Ramblings: Vince Neil’s Blue Cup
- Sunday Old School: Running Wild
- More Columns...
Metal News Headlines
Twisted Sister will honor A.J. Pero with a string of tribute shows as a farewell and closure of the touring chapter of the band's 40 year career.
William Brockie - father of the deceased Dave Brockie - is apparently suing the band over Dave's remains and money raised for his monument.
Three people have reportedly died in the crash that took place on I-85 early Monday morning.
Just For Fun
- Andy Rehfeldt: Anger Management Mashup New
- Pat Robertson: Smack Kids Who Listen To Metal New
- Varg Vikernes Releases Fantasy RPG
- Viral Fun: "Things Parents Say to Metal Musicians"
- Stevie T Premieres A Day To Remember Parody Video
- Vital Remains' Frontman Onstage Crucifix Incident
- Short Documentary About Cannibal Corpse Fans
- Should You Start A National Touring Band?
- Metallica/Slipknot Mashup "Snuffing Else Matters"
- Stevie T Posts Motionless In White Parody
- Finnleo Saunas To Endorse Jari Mäenpää
- MetalSucks Bought Out By TMZ
- Judas Priest Responds With Pro-LGBT Compilation
- Michael Starr Starts New Band One Erection
- Man Realizes Favorite Band Isn't Good Anymore
- Faith No More Album Delayed Due To Litigation
- Randy Blythe's "Dark Days" Memoir Revealed
- El Duce Death A Hoax, The Mentors To Reform?
- Kreator To Re-Record "Endorama" And "Renewal"
- Iron Maiden Announces New Album, Tour Dates
- Lamb Of God Fires Chris Adler
- Metallica's "Enter Sandman" Banjo Cover Version
- More Just For Fun...
Latest Comments On...
- Pat Robertson: Smack Kids Who Listen To Metal (7)
- Machine Head Announces Solo European Tour (1)
- Powerwolf Posts Behind The Scenes Video (1)
- Coal Chamber Posts Lyric Video (2)
- Varg Vikernes Releases Fantasy RPG (5)
- Slayer Posts New Track "When The Stillness Comes" (6)
- Khaotika Posts Tribute Video to Dyret (24)
- Ex-Beyond Creation & Necrophagist Members Team Up (2)
- Texas Independence Fest Day 3: Cavalera Conspiracy (1)
- Classic Paintings Become Metal Album Covers (3)
- Deep Purple Announces Summer Tour (1)
- Kroda Premieres New Track (1)
- Upon A Burning Body Asking To "Bring The Rain" (2)
- Six Feet Under Streaming "Stab" (3)
- Lich King Seeking New Vocalist (3)
Post your own comments and be heard!
More Metal News
- The Order Of Apollyon Posts New Lyric Video
- Israthoum Premieres "Alleviate, Elevate"
- Behemoth: Nergal's Transformation Posted
- Sixty Watt Shaman Signs With Ripple Music
- Meaxic Goes "Crazy"
- Lycia Streaming "Silver Leaf"
- The Exploding Eyes Orchestra Releasing "I"
- Orpheus Blade Signs With Pitch Black
- Lucifer's Child Signs With Dark Essence
- Broken Cross Finishes Work On Debut LP
- Esoteric Working On Seventh Album
- The Gentle Storm Releases Live Video
- Obsequiae Posts New Song
- Kingcrow Releasing New Album
- Dawn Of Azazel Streaming New Track
- Steel Bearing Hand Releasing Album On CD
- Shattered Sun Streaming Full Album
- Eye Of Odin Recruits New Front Man
- Klone Ushers In "Summertime"
- Machine Head Announces Solo European Tour
- In The Company Of Serpents Premiering Song Live
- Helloween Releases New Single
- Boss Kong Streams "Viet Kong"
- Periphery Does A Bad Thing
- Texas In July Announces Farewell Tour
- Black Mare Commits "Low Crimes"
- Atomik Destrucktor Releasing "Unnatural Disorder"
- Noise-A-Tron Reveals "Vast Arcane" Details
- Nightwish Members Talk Being Openly Secular
- Strauss Slings "Mud At You"
- More metal news...