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Metal Medical Alert!
A new study has just revealed something that might make you doublethink before head banging at the next concert you mosh into.
Two researchers from the University of New South Wales (UNSW) in Sydney, Australia have published an article in the British Medical Journal, concluding that songs with a tempo of 146 beats a minute or faster can cause mild head injuries if the head's range of motion moves more than 75 degrees.
"If you observe people after concerts, they clearly look dazed, confused and incoherent, so something must be going on and we wanted to look into it," explained Dr. Andrew McIntosh, professor of biomechanics at UNSW.
The expert in the effects of head injuries, who co-authored the research findings with honors student Declan Patton, said that as the tempo of the song and the amount of head motion increase, so to do the risks.
Some of their methods included observing head bangers at heavy metal and rock concerts, surveying musicians to find out what tunes they were most likely to head bang to, and then mapping out the beats per minute of the top 10 songs cited.
"Possible preventive interventions include limiting the range of neck motion through a formal training program delivered before a concert, switching to easy-listening music like Michael Bolton, Celine Dion, Enya and Richard Clayderman, and using personal protective equipment, such as neck braces, to limit range of motion," McIntosh explained.
Now, if you must bang your head, McIntosh recommends trying to reduce risk by only thrashing on every second beat.
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169 Comments on "Metal Medical Alert!"
3. writes:
Yeah these f***in doctors can go die. What the f*** is the point in this research? Every decent metalhead knows that they're gonna get left with a f***ed up neck for days afterwards. "songs with a tempo of 146 beats a minute or faster can cause mild head injuries." Go f*** themselves.
I will mosh as hard as I like, and the advice they give? Change your music taste? What the hell is wrong with them - I think they need a study done on them to see where the f*** their common sense and logical thinking capacities went to.
Np - Faithful Darkness - Dispeled Dreams
5. writes:
""Possible preventive interventions include limiting the range of neck motion through a formal training program delivered before a concert, switching to easy-listening music like Michael Bolton, Celine Dion, Enya and Richard Clayderman, and using personal protective equipment, such as neck braces, to limit range of motion," McIntosh explained.""
well, this moron shows what sh1tty music he listens to. what a fukin homo....!!!
8. writes:
Yup, they even complained about the hearing damage that was done to them while conducting their research. Honestly! They can figure out some mild brain trauma, but haven't figured out what ear plugs are for yet? ha ha. Hope this was good for a sarcastic little Friday laugh :)
13. writes:
I did some of studies of my own and found that "switching to easy-listening music like Michael Bolton, Celine Dion, Enya and Richard Clayderman" often results in sudden, acute insomnia and the receding of the p***s back into the body.
And that would be a sight to behold, Blindgreed1. I'd love to see some reactions to that!
14. writes:
"If you observe people after concerts, they clearly look dazed, confused and incoherent, so something must be going on and we wanted to look into it,"
Did they ever stop to think that may be because they're tired, hot, and possibly drunk? Of course not cuz they've never been to a metal show. These friggin' morons should realize the human body can take a lot more than headbanging.
Screw these guys, and screw your easy listening. You're all dead inside.



25. writes:
Michael Bolten....what a bunch of 'hiku writing mother f"$%$£rs' (denis leary). Hey how bout u just completely change the way u live.....metal is life not just a music choice. Its like saying hey dont eat regular food eat space food....wtf.....how bout i just headbang u in the eyeball, u bunch of doucebags.
26. writes:
I would hereby like to take this opportunity to apologise on the behalf of all Australians, everywhere. Especially our 'scientists', who are basically just the dudes who are too panzy to molest crocs. In no way do these assbags represent real Aussies as a people.
32. writes:
dazed, confused and incoherant?? right. i can answer that..
1, dazed, its called being short and small in a pit of 6ft+ blokes..
2, confused, see above and add some alcohol
3, incoherant.. who has gone to a gig and NOT had a beer.. if you say yes i will call you a liar.
answer that uni scum


41. writes:
Hah Psythe we understand. Americans catch a whole lot of the same crap... not to make this a political debate but I for one was ready for riots in the streets the past few years... unfortunately that didnt come to pass. But at any rate, Psycroptic is pretty badass, which proves not all Aussies are puss-ass c***smiths like these "scientists".
Hey branded or bbristowe or someone want to give me the hookup to the new Lamb?

43. writes:
I just finished listening to the new Lamb Of God song, it's brutal as heck man...just can't wait for the album, I mean I am not surprised, one of the guys from the band said they wanted to make a brutal and unforgiving album this time...looks like we're going to have brain problems from head banging.

47. writes:
Train Brauma, what train Brauma?!?!?! lol, If I can move my head the day after a gig then I ain't shown the respect the band deserves.
We are living in a nanny state, everything is (apparently) bad for us, even air and water, no wonder the kids are stabbing and shooting each other!!!!!
What the Fvck can we do that's not bad? actually, fvck it, beer me, smoke me, dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians \m/ \m/
49. writes:
Yep you can now, it is very promising...I mean rarely do you get a band that decides to go heavier after such a huge success. Sacrament was an excellent album, very polished and the craftsmanship of the band was amazing. Wrath will be guts and balls and I appreciate that...
52. writes:
In my opinion they'll go down as one of the top 10 overrated bands - what's so interesting about their new song? Those riffs were new when Pantera did it 15 years ago. I'm not saying its a bad song at all, but Jesus people, you're acting like you've never heard double kicks before.
56. writes:
^^^To everybody, So let me get this straight........You all think that headbanging does no harm to the neck? If you believe that, go f***ing shoot yourself. Their study was correct, will i ever wear a neck brace or would i stop headbanging....prolly not. But my point is that they are correct, it f***s your neck up!!!!
So i know your all metal badassaes, but before they are stupid "nazi" scientists, think logically.

57. writes:
Lol, they gotta be joking, I've been banging my head for, hell i don't even know but guaranteed its most of my life, they can go die in a fire for writing this. I mean is there actually a point in wasting time and effort on this. AND COME ON! Michael f***ing Bolton, how gay is that??!!?!?!
NP: Embrace the End - Overnighter



66. writes:
That's bullsh** right there.
A) We're not about to change our musical preferences to f***ing Celine Dion.
B) We all know that going to concerts, headbanging, whatever, has risks involved. And part of loving the music is accepting that.
C) We know that if you headbang, you can get injured. So what. We mosh as hard as we like, and we deal with our f***ed up necks the week after.
They should probably lay off the stupid "researching" before a bunch of us metalheads beat them in with their own clipboards.

67. writes:
If they did reserch on things that matterd instead of b/s like this mabi they would amount to somthing and find things out that could acually be usefull. obviosly they have a lot of free time on there hands and yet they still FAIL to reyolise that there are plenty other types of music that are faster than 146 bpm. so.. what will they say next? a f***in raver had better stop dancing because there legs will fall off. whylst on the case we may aswell ban rugby or american football because its too dangerous. if these people had there way with the world we would all just be better off dead. f***ing boring geek a$$ retarded bastards.







85. writes:
F*ck that. Headbanging to Nile and Behemoth saved my life!
I got into a car accident, and everyone got whiplash EXCEPT ME! If nothing else, Metal prevents injury since extreme headbanging (such as windmills, making your head go a full 360 degrees) gives you strong neck muscles, which better prepare you for accidents.



96. writes:
This article was so dorky that I passed it on to my friends. Haven't gotten a response from them, but I am sure they will get a big laugh out of it. Drain STH is an awesome band. Happy Holidays to all my friends on MU. I wish the world was full of more people like us(free-thinkers), and I sincerely mean that. Rock Hard - Rock Free! Judas Priest - Stay cool everyone! To - Kalis - yes family is very important to me, as well. They come before everything now.

97. writes:
Well, my gpa died due to a fire back in May, so I am better than I first was. If I am to cry about it, nothing would come of it in a positive manner. What does bug me is he won't tell me exactly what happened, and nither can the cops, or firemen. With due time I am sure.
99. writes:
Kali- Good to hear you are doing better than when it first happened. That is also very thoughtful of you to give your Grandma a call. You seem like such an awesome woman with your head on straight. Stay anti-emo :)
Blind- How ya doing today, bro? Weekend any good?

100. writes:
In memory, and celebration of my beloved gpa, for the next week I will post one neat tid bit about my gpa a day here, and on myspace. First one; He was a proud Vet of ww2. He served in Japan as a Marien. Then went on to serve 30 years in The Navy as a Chief Petty Officer.

104. writes:
BlindGreed- I didn't really do anything, so I guess it was cool, haha. Sucks your time won't make the playoffs. My news in the world of sports is that the Angels officially said they won't be signing Teixera, which sucks. But my family still reserved our tickets for next year.
105. writes:
* with a sigh of relief...
So this is where everyone's at.... Damn, I thought you were all hiding from me..??
This news story is being shown on CNN today.... hahaha..!!
My weekend sucked major ass..... it was cold and nasty.... but luckily today, it warmed up to a balmy 15 below 0..!!
Kali - happy to know ya took a day off..!! Your gmpa was indeed a good man.. Things will get better... it just takes time ..!!
Bg1 - seems that Netro was digging the Blind Greed tunes on myspace.. gotta love that huh ?
I thought of ya yesterday, watcing the Eagles choke.... but then again... the Chiefs are the embarrassment of the league... so I wasnt laughing too much ;-)
Bruno - hey buddy... whats shakin... besides..?? Gonna spark one for me tonight.?
Ted Nugent - Queen of the Forest
107. writes:
Kali, your GF was indeed an American Hero who should be reveered long after his death. He probably saw alot more than he cared to discuss. My GF is the same way. He was in the Army, and was in the unit that captured Benito Mussolini. He was there and saw everything go down. Let's just say that the history books, and the actual history don't exactly match.

109. writes:
Your grandfather is an honorable man, Kali, and he is part of the reason that we have freedom in this country. My relatives are veterans too, including my father. I hope that you always remember the sweet memories you and your GF shared together. Like AP1 said, your Grandfather was an American Hero, and I am deeply respectful for his service to the U.S.

111. writes:
godlike: At least you got to watch the game. Appriciate ya spreading the greed around like you do brother.
Bruno: I got pretty drunk last night so that helped ease the pain. We can still be the spoiler for the Cowboys though. That's enough to make any Eagles fan smile.
Kali: It sounds like we're going to have some pretty good stories to look forward to.
NP: Nothin in Return (Walk Away) - Down
112. writes:
Kali - yes dear, I remember all too well..!! As I said, as time goes by, it gets better over time... I sure wish I could say "it wont take long" cause thats just not true...believe me I know :-(
Have a shot for me too.... but only one... cause Im a lightweight...LOL
ap1 - kudos to your GF too...!!

114. writes:
Kali: I wish he was a little more forthcoming when it came to his service. Did you GF sustain any injuries? I don't know if my GF volunteered or not. The military runs in our blood in my family. I myself, am a proud 3rd generation war veteran. My father was in the Air Force and served in Thailand during the Vietnam war. I have served supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom, and Operation Enduring Freedom.


119. writes:
Kali: I can't wait. You mentioned him several times before and it's easy to see that he was a very special man in your life. You can give godlike's extra shots to me, i could use a little hair of the dog today.lol.
I would like to officially extend my gratitude to all who have served in past and present conflicts. It doesn't matter to me if people oppose or approve of the wars because our men and women don't question the validity of the war when they go to fight it. Cheers to all of our heros. *passes empty shot glass back to Kali*
NP: There's Something On My Side - Down

122. writes:
Kali: My GF was in a tank that got blown to sh**, and he got/still has all kinds of shrapnel in there.
On another note.....New Orleans whooped that ass!!!!! 'Bout time they found a team they could beat. Looking forward to Dec 31 to watch LSU hopefully win that game. Geaux Tigers!!!



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138. writes:
Pay no attention to studies. Ever. Especially when concerning metal. There's a study that says kids who listen to classical and/or metal music tend to have the highest iQ's. does anybody pay attention to that study? No, so i just ignore all of them. :p
To the Gigantour thread!
Now Playing: Rumpilstilskin Grinder- Nothing defeats the skull
139. writes:
Er...guys, i just sneezed and I had a huge concussion...and i just said yes and I broke my neck, and I just laughed and my bowels ruptured, and I just coughed and I punctured a lung.
Studies piss me off. Don't eat that, don't do that blah blah blah. how can you enjoy life when you are scared of everything ? There is no possible way to make this life 100% safe.
Just live it, don't do anything that is sure to make you die but enjoy it and stop listening to those studies. they are just trying to find a purpose to their stupid studies. We won't survive life, nobody will, so will you go when the time as come with a smile or with a : fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i stayed home and did everything they told me to do and I am still dying ?
Head Bang my friends, enjoy life because you do not know what the next day will bring forth.

145. writes:
I actually agree with db, you guys DO tend to turn every other thread into a chat thread. Centralising it to one band/thread/whatever would be excellent as far as I'm concerned. Nothing against you guys, but I would like to read posts about the article most of the time rather than "hey how you doin" "blah blah" that pretty much always spurts off into some random rubbish nonsense.

146. writes:
"Now, if you must bang your head, McIntosh recommends trying to reduce risk by only thrashing on every second beat." i cant believe this sh1t... my head was made to bang!.. "McIntosh recommends trying to reduce risk by only banging on every second beat?"... this is metal not hiphop sh1t!
obviously they dont know what metal is played for!
147. writes:
fantastic! whe i wake up the next morning after a metal concert, i expect to not be able to turn my head for fear of my spine collapsing! they make it seem like we didnt no this information and now we will take it to heart. the fact is ive always kown it, i jsut dont give 2 tugs of a dead dogs c***

149. writes:
^It'd make sense, if chat threads were fun... nah, I'm just joshin. I don't really care where it is, just so long as you've all got somewhere else to vent your crazy nonsense. I don't mind a little bit of off-topic chat, but it just gets out of hand lately. An actual chatroom type thing would be cool, rather than a thread, though. But now I'm getting picky about something that doesn't even exist yet :P
156. writes:
I love the humorous comments from members on here, they always make my day. Especially when something ridiculous is posted like this metal study. I agree with everyone - I am going to enjoy my metal music, the way I want to. Preferably head banging and moshing. People can sustain injuries just by sleeping on their side a certain way, or coughing heavily...so this study is indeed bull shxt! The suggestions on ways to reduce injuries are crazy. I would never wear a neckbrace to a metal concert. Headbanging and moshing is part of the fun, and energy of the experience.
160. writes:
^Breaking News: Avenged Sevenfold Makes a Good Song!
I could go for that. lol
and yeah, Ive actually been annoyed at all the chatrooms that have been popping up lately, and I'm generally one of the participants. Ive been trying to make it a point to say something on topic as much as possible, but sometimes it's impossible
post 126: How's your kitten?
post 127: the last cd emphasied more heavily on strange time signature rather than their signature unusual rhthym patterns the band is known for.., all the same, their anti-buddhism values kinda strike me as an attention seeker in it's peculiarity.
post 128: huh? why did your kitten do that?
just an example, but still...
163. writes:
MH: Why don't they ever do a study about metal drummers and the dammage they do to their hands? I think that would be far more entertaining than listening to some blowhard talk about whiplash. My drummers hands look as though he had them run over by godlike's 18 wheeler about 3000 times. lol.
164. writes:
Tomas Haake had to have shoulder surgery because of the 270+ speeds he constantly plays at in Meshuggah. That's how you know you're the sh** lol
and what about the calices on guitar players fingers? breaking down the skin in order to play better? Or vocalists straining their throats and getting polyps or scars in their larynx or whatever. or madonna's dancers and their risk of getting herpes jsut from standing too close to her for that long? It's tough in the music biz, deal with it.
Now playing: Carcass- Death Certificate
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1. androphobic writes:
yeah, ill buy me a neck brace when i see lamb of god so i can get socked in the face for my idiotic appearance. its what ill be getting for christmas