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Gwar Defends Slaying Sarah Palin On-Stage During Tour

posted Dec 3, 2010 at 3:45 PM by xFiruath.  (16 Comments)

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Gwar front man Oderus Urungus and the rest of the band have been tearing apart Lady Gaga and former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin as on stage show, which has caused quite a bit of backlash among Palin supporters. Video of the on-stage slaying can be seen after the jump. When reached for comment on the slaying of Mrs. Palin, possible presidential candidate and overlord Oderus gave the following statement:

"Is this what American politics has come to? We have killed every President since Reagan, regardless of party affiliation, and the proof of it is all over the net...but the right-wing tea bag numb-nuts are getting their knickers in a twist over somebody that doesn't even hold office, and in fact left her office as Alaskan governor in order to concentrate on her reality show...and is this woman actually being considered as a potential president? Why does the agenda of the right require that America be viewed as a global laughing stock? Because between Wikileaks and the attention this idiot gets, that is exactly what you are..." scoffed Oderus.

"Besides, we don't even kill her, just rip her in half, and honestly she seems to love it! Anything for attention, I suppose."

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16 Comments on "Gwar Defends Sarah Palin On-Stage Slaying"

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1. dmasa writes:

hahahah who would give a sh** about anything gwar does, ther gonna do it anyway

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 4:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. anon writes:

Because if you support ANYTHING in your lifetime, a parody of said object, person or idea is obviously a bad thing.

I mean, holy hell, we might as well go after Weird Al with pitchforks and torches. Now THAT'S a man who knows parody.

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 4:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. brandedcfh420 writes:

FU(K PALIN!

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 4:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. b.bristowe writes:

If she makes it to office I am becoming a terrorist

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 5:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. RTB writes:

Come on guys Palin ain't that bad....
As far as gwar goes this is what they wanted, they got the media attention, they shot they scored....
They rather decapatate a Palin, but not bin laden, a Kim jong ill, a Hugo Chavez, Iran 's crack pot leader, cher, Madonna, Keith olberman or joy behar?
Come on Dave brockie...
I like gwar, don't get me wrong, but there are people higher on the list to decap than Palin. ...

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 8:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. 6(sic)6 writes:

This is why I love Gwar, they make my fantasies come alive.

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 8:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Cynic writes:

It's hilarious at the end when Balsac has to stand on his pedal board in those stilt shoes - true skill!

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 9:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. KickAssDuke writes:

RTB: Gwar has done worse to Bin Laden (see War Party album) and countless others. As a fan of Gwar from the very beginning I have seen them destroy countless people regardless of political or social classification. And as far as Brockie's list goes, I'm sure everyone you mentioned is on it or has been at one point in time.

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 9:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. RTB writes:

That's cool then KAD. ..I haven't seen them in 3 years and it was always the nazi priest and gwar bush. ...fair enough then.

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 11:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. RTB writes:

Gw bush
My bad

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 11:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. deathbringer writes:

I'd only support this if it was real! :-) She is far more dangerous to this country than Bin Laden, etc.

# Dec 3, 2010 @ 11:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. RTB writes:

I'll never understand it..
Oh well

# Dec 4, 2010 @ 2:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. RememberMetal? writes:

The right has always been more outraged by satire at their expense than the left. There's something in the conservative mind set that is inherently more respectful toward authority (despite the big govt. outrage they profess).

At the end of the day, there are no sacred cows and musicians of any stripe (metal or not) should readily attack all authority figures right, left, center or other. Political figures have some measure of control and power in how the world works--and they deserve to be challenged every step of the way...Welcome to America, I-can-see-Russia-from-my-house, Palinites.

# Dec 4, 2010 @ 3:12 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Metalheadx101x writes:

Everything they said in that statement is absolutely 100% correct. f*** SARAH PALIN and horns up to GWAR for slapping their critics down.

# Dec 4, 2010 @ 2:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. DreamHeater writes:

When I first saw the title, all I could see was "GWAR Defends Sarah Palin..."
Thank Satan that's not the case.

# Dec 10, 2010 @ 11:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. hellrat writes:

you guys are all still entrenched in that false bi-partisan notion?

we've talked about this before...they are ALL full of sh!t

democracy by the people is a fvcking hoax in America....(primarily) two 'sides' eh? SAME fvcking coin

and fvcking gwar is a goddamned puppet show

jesus fvcking christ people

# Dec 11, 2010 @ 1:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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