Slipknot Guitarist Posts Update
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SLIPKNOT guitarist Mick Thomson has issued the following update:
"Been away for a bit. I'm sure I was missed. Or something. Or not.
"I'm here to confirm the [Rockstar Energy] Mayhem tour rumor shit and say that we are starting to record in a couple weeks. We have been writing for a while and we are trying to be done recording some time in late March. Regardless, we will be back on the road this summer and for the better part of the next two years. New stage show, set list, visuals, expectations. We don't repeat ourselves as artists and know that fans don't want the same either."
SLIPKNOT is scheduled to enter the studio this month with producer Dave Fortman, who's previously worked with MUDVAYNE and EVANESCENCE. An August release via Roadrunner is expected.
SLIPKNOT and DISTURBED will lead the first-ever Rockstar Energy Mayhem festival, set to kick off July 9 at the White River Amphitheatre in Seattle. Joining SLIPKNOT and DISTURBED on the main stage will be DRAGONFORCE and MASTODON. In addition, the tour will have two second stages: one sponsored by Jägermeister and featuring SEVENDUST, AIRBOURNE, FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, 36 CRAZYFISTS and the Jägermeister Battle of The Bands Winner. An additional second stage will feature MACHINE HEAD, BLACK TIDE, SUICIDE SILENCE, THE RED CHORD, and WALLS OF JERICHO.
SLIPKNOT percussionist Shawn "Clown" Crahan recently told Revolver magazine that the masked nine-piece from Iowa is coming from a "different place" as it prepares to record its fourth major label album. When asked what has changed since 2004's "Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)", Crahan replied, "I can't stress enough that we're going into this from a different place. When we did (2001 album) 'Iowa', we hated each other. We hated the world; the world hated us. The next record ('Vol. 3') was like rehabilitation. We had all this healing that needed to happen. Now, everything feels good because we feel good."
SLIPKNOT went on hiatus at the end of 2005, when it finished touring in support of "Vol. 3". Since then the band members have worked on various other projects, including a second album from singer Corey Taylor and guitarist Jim Root's STONE SOUR.
Crahan said, "These breaks that we take, they get our appetites going. They let our brains slow down and then speed up again. We gotta decompress for a little bit just to feel human if we're going to be forced to be here in this reality."
The full interview with Crahan is in the February issue of Revolver, on sale now.
Source: Blabbermouth
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11. writes:
Red Chord, I also like Slipknot (not Disturbed so much) but I have to admit that this album seems to be setting itself up to flop. And in regards to this article: One, I don't remember a whole lot of Slipknot hating happening until a few years after Iowa, when Vol. 3 was beginning its recording process and Stone Sour reformed. Two, this feeling good can't be a promising sign. Slipknot is based in anger, rebellion, and confliction, moreso than a lot of bands. I'm not sure they left a lot of room for change (I'm not the biggest fan of Vol. 3). Three, their producer worked with Evanescence...*quiver*.... But I'll definitely give it a listen. Slipknot turned me on to metal.
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ALL metal bands and fans should atleast thank the Sabbath! I HATE when "metalers" dissrespect the Sabbath! I have had the unpleasure of meeting a few of these people in my day. Its cool if your not really into the sound of Sabbath, but atleast respect what they have started and that their music influenced your bands. To DeathInEye, I am glad to meet another hater of Evanessance. That woman is one heaping pile of sh**! Jo Bench, Otep, Angela Gossow, Christina Scabbia, Free Domengiuze, Janis Jophlin and my Mom are some of my heros as far as females are concerned!
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18. writes:
yes its true sabbath originated alot of things but you cant expect nobody to evolve off of what they did, and you cant expect everyone who did to go around saying hey i owe this to this band and this band. everyone is influenced by somebody so theres no need to argue about who owes what to who
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Slipknot, do not need to thank any body, except themselves, i dont listen to slipknot because they have influences from other bands, i listen to slipknot because they are really good, there music is simply marvelous, especially live, and i cant wait till there new album comes out
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I kinda liked Volume 3. It was not really heavy metal but a great super hard rock album with a long of sing along anthems. The voice of Corey is too high pitched now. Even in concert he can't scream deep anymore or doesn't want to. Still, one more album and then go.
Deathineye, I know what you mean with those Korn dumbasses...
23. writes:
You know the one thing I can never figure out is this: If you don't like a band why the hell do you bother going to a thread about said band in the first place? Also, why in the hell is there all this arguing over genres of music? Who gives a sh** what they call it......if it sounds good to you listen to it, if not don't! This isn't rocket science you know. I listen to music to release all the anger and depression I have inside so I don't end up being the guy behind the breaking news story some day. I personally don't give a sh** what "genre" a certain band is classified under, if their good I'll listen to them, if their not then I won't (By good I mean good to me, just because you don't like xyz band doesn't mean you have to thrash on them). Just my 2 cents!
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30. writes:
See, I should have been a scientist. Keep it simple folks. i got a lot of theories that need to be proven. For example, why are old men's balls sack go so low ? Well its simple, they are trying get away from him cause they are p***ed because he's not using them anymore.
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32. writes:
*LMAO* I am sure your woman likes that Red! My coworker James who on a daily basis and who I am very crule to and some of the people on this site keep my girls inflated. Ya know, maybe women could just use anger instead of tacky implants to make their boobs bigger? As a bisexual woman think implants suck! It looks wrong to me when they lay down and when they jump up and down.
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I respect Sabbath completely, but it's not really my everyday listening metal. I like and respect them though. Same for Iron Maiden and Judas Priest and Motorhead. I think the only band that's considered a metal legend that I hate is Metallica. Can't stand em. Maybe they did do a lot for metal but that won't change my disgust. Anyway, this anger thing explains Angela Gossow and Christina Scabbia's utter beauty. =) I'd be a bigamist for them. Just kidding...maybe.
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Being bisexual must be cool, I mean your never out of prospects. But I can't picture myself with a guy, that's gross as f***, LOL.
And yes my girlfriend liked that and she's pregnant so my little soldiers were ready. She stopped the pill and within a few days...voilà. Now I need 5 kids so I can make them form a badass band a kick the Hanson's band balls all over the world.
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slipknot is rules.................................................................................................................................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha! Yes Red, being bi is quite fun. I think its fun to have the ability to critqe women with my friends, which are 98 percent men. I used to sit at Pionner Courthouse square (when I lived in Portland, Oregon) with my friends and we would point out the women we thought was hot and such. Some would over hear us and the ugly ones would glare at us. *LOL* I agree with post 39. Iowa is Slipknots best album in my opinion. Vol 3, was a huge upset. I did like what they did for the "Pulse of the Maggots" video. I think if your going to do a video and its supposed to have "concerts" useing real fans is the way to go. Paid actors just dont do the job as well.
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49. writes:
hey b12 Korn got all soft on there last CD called Kron 14. and avenged sevenfold is one great band but slipknot is a lot better because they have 5 CDs out and i have all of them expact there new one that is coming out this spring. the reson i said this because slipknot has not be rating at all. and avenged sevenfold was rating they didn't get a good rating at all. But slipknot was not rating at all because they are going to went for there last CD that is coming out this spring. so b12 you need listing to more slipknot. and there first CD MFKR so be cool with slipknot.
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55. writes:
Um, no I'm saying Slipknot is a sh**ty band with one tolerable album and the guitar work on all of their cds has been nothing remarkable. I know that Mick Thompson to play decent music elsewhere than Slipknot so he is in my mind a decent guitarist while Slipknot is sh**.
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well yea i think stonesour was actually created before slipknot but you might have to look it up so u can correct me if im wrong, yea i like stonesour but i hate their drummer he thinks he is the drummer from Godsmack and he is not!! i like stonesour but i hate how everybody likes them , you know???
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58. writes:
You're right about Stone Sour being created before but I don't think it sounded like it does now. It didn't evolve back then. About the drummer I don't really know him...and you are saying basically that what you don't like is that Stone Sour are too popular, did I get this one right ?
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well yea i mean more people know about stonesour then slipknot and thats sad. i mean slipknot is like one of the best nu metal bands ever in my opinion and stonesour is just another side project , you know? like hellyeah i mean i really dont like that band cause the singer changed so much he wanted to be like the singer from pantera you cant do that he started wearin cowboy hats and sh** i dont remember him wearing cowboy hates in mudvayne do u? lol but that has nothing to do with the slipknot thing sorry lol
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Actually Stone Sour will soon become the main thing for Corey and Jim. My bet as I said earlier is that they will be doing one last Slipknot album then call it quits. Corey always said that he could be more diverse with Stone than Slipknot and that Slipknot couldn't go on forever. But with the success of Vol.3 I don't know anymore. As far as cowboys hats goes, I dunno if he was wearing cowboy hats before but I kinda like hellyeah. Aside from the stupid name it's not to bad.
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73. writes:
Wow man this as got even more retarded than I deemed it possible. Seriously ! Gay, ass, kill your a$$ ? Hahahahaha. Kill your ass. That's priceless.
Kalis looks like you made a few friends in 2 different topics (see the living sacrifice one). Honestly I am trying to find what you did to get attacked but I just don't get it. It's hilarious !!!
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Nice try to use our names to make us look like idiots but this site is IP Logged you dumbass. BTW, there's no space in my user name, and there never has been. Slipknot sucks, their fans are immature (as we can all see), the metal community would be much better off without them and if people like you would jump into the Atlantic Ocean with lead and potassium attached to yourself so that you can drown and burn alive all at the same time.
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you are not that smart at all because there is a lot's of fans were i live and you think that slipknot suck. so this is what i want you to do. is get greek fire on you and run to the ocean. let me see you burn to Death. what now FocusShift HA HA HA HA HA HA so what?
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And you have grammar problems, probably from listening to too much Slipknot. A band having fans does not make it good music, ex: Brand New, Plain White T's, Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, hell even f***ing Dave Mathew's Band have more fans than most metal bands can hope to get, but are they good music? f*** no.
I'm sure you even got the scientific reference in my last post. But that wouldn't surprise me coming from a maggot.
A maggot? Who the hell with some decency for their own life would allow themselves to be called a maggot?
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97. writes:
All I did was skip to the bottom of the thread, and I see these last two dudes (chicks) talking about Godsmack being one of the best "hard rock" bands out there, and the one where the guy ! says 90% of bands out there couldn't carry Godsmack's jock strap.
WTF??
Are you serious? Where are all the usual suspects that usually hang on this site? OMG you fvckers are in for it. Not only is Godsmack the f***ing Nickelback of "hard rock" (I used quotations for a different reason than you did), but they're also the nicest, tamest, prettiest, f***ing jelly-bellied, chick-friendly, tattooed, radio suckling, mulitmillionaire, grunge-wannabe, biker fag, c0ckyanker example of a band that anyone has ever heard of. If you really think Godsmack is so super-t1ts, then you haven't heard real metal. I can name, oh, I don't know, A THOUSAND bands that wipe their asses with Godsmack.
In fact, lets see how long we can make this thread. Each of you should name a band that's better than Godsmack. I'll go first....
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Wow, normally these ridiculous flame wars are worthless thread destroyers but... well ok this one is as well but posts 63 75 and 89 made me laugh pretty hard. Why do people always go with the "it was my friend excuse"?
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Godsmack is one of the best "Hard Rock" band out their they never considered themself "Metal".
This is laughable! Godsmack lied to every one of their fans! They start out and said they were Wiccan then come out with an album proclaiming that they had been christian the whole time! As far as being the best hard rock band must dissagree! Try Aerosmith, Rush, or Led Zepplin.... f*** even the Stones are better and they can't play live!
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140. writes:
Anti-flag sucks. Tool are incredible musicians no matter what u may think of their music, and Black Flag are hardcore punk and the best hardcore band out there (after Earth A.D. Misfits) and lets remember that you like Godsmack so you have no input on real metal or music.
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152. writes:
oh i disagree man i have as much input as i want because im punk! misfits boo! lol try early AFI , 2cents, the used sh** like that. oh and the clash, the ramones, tigar army, old green day, rise against, the living end, the explosion, the descendants, cigarette, underclass enemy, casualties, the exploited, mxpx, bad religion, rancid, old sum 41 , transplants
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155. writes:
I've actually got one more in me:
AFI? Green Day? Rancid?
While The Clash, The Casulties, and The Ramones do kick alot of a$$ the rest of the bands u listed are utter garbage. You don't know punk (I'm not claiming to be punk but I hang with punks and I atleast know what punk is and you are not). The last good Punk band (not hardcore but actual punk) was basically the Misfits before Earth A.D. (I consider them plain Punk Rock before then). You forgot the Sex Pistols man.
By the way try hardcore: Bad Brains, Dead Kennedys, and early Agnostic Front.
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157. writes:
nah for sex pistals man not my style lol misfits is too overated i mean u see their sh** everywhere most people with misfit stuff only buy their sh** because it looks cool and it looks stupid the skull is not cooL! its cheap ! lol and danzig sucks ! Now i dont usually listen to much punk much i mostly like metal or alternative rock or hell some metalcore , so u cnat judge me for the punk bands i like lol!
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163. writes:
Not much haha drinking... hench my mispell. Ooops! How goes life Termie? I hope you don't mind me calling you that.... only the women on this site can call you that by the way. Or am I the only one? Would not surprize me if I was... I seem to walk into sausage fest's without really relizing I did. O-O
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165. writes:
haha, dont think you're the only one but one of the few. the nickname does make me cringe, but whatever. if anyone else tries to call me that i'll have to cyber-punch them in the face! other than that i'm sittin happy with a bottle of jager....mmm...
lame alan...that was really, really lame...typically punk fan!! lol
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If it really bugs you I will stop useing it. I just think it's kinda fun. Jeger is yummy indeed, but I have to be careful with it.... makes me kinda violent at the drop of a hat if not in the right compnay. Alan is kinda lame. Not sure a metal site is really his home. Maybe the emo sites would better fit him? *LOL*
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168. writes:
Oy of vey how can one listen to emo?! The first time I heard it I was on the verge of murder! Goes along the lines of the kids who listen to hardcore. You know the type that have the death metal vocals and sound, but scream "I WILL BE THERE FOR MY FRIENDS AND FOR MY FAMILY AND KISS THE LITTLE BUNNIES ALONG THE WAY" kinda crap! I understand wanting to have lyrics that the teen's can listen to without Mommy and Daddy freaking out, but come the fvck on man! Atleast write better than that!
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207. writes:
You have to remember that worldwide most internet usage is still at 56k. Not everyone has access to broadband and in some countries (*cough*, NZ) telecom companies are still bloating the prices. I'm sure if you ask deathbringer he could give you reasons why you shouldn't.
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To - Focus shift -
I have to disagree with you, and say that Mushroomhead started out as an underground metal band, and continue to exist in relatively obscurity. The latest album has helped their popularity, but they are far from being mainstream. They also won the Head Banger's Ball video of the year - so that brought even more attention to the band. I will tell you, though, I met with a band member from the band, and he once told me that they[Shroom] at the time, were struggling just to stay together and continue touring because of all types of sh** - I would rather not discuss here. I have deep respect and love for Mushroomhead, and they are f***in' down to earth guys too.
Unlike fukin' Corey Taylor and Knot.
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Lately I've been listening to The Dillinger Escape Plan, Baroness, Metallica, and The Handshake Murders. I've been looking for some new stuff to add to my ever-growing library though so suggestions are always appreciated.
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I finally found the old Slaughter Lord demo that was rereleased (you people might recognize slaughterlord as one of the bands At the Gates covered on their reissue of Slaughter of the Soul) and damn is it amazing, now this is good thrash metal. Fans of thrash metal I recomend Slaughter Lord's Thrash 'til Death
Currently seeking Von's Satanic Blood Angel so any suggestions as to where to find this I'm open
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229. writes:
They are kinda necro atmospheric black metal. A good folk band if you don't mind christian lyrics is Exoudsia they are folk/black/Latin metal band... think Children of Bodom went to Ireland and begot a Latin child from a Latin woman and became born again christians kinda thing. The kicker is that this child loves metal and make the parents happy too and actually rock and not suck. I did have a review of them, but it was writen for my friend Jymbo who works at the place I used to buy albums from in Medford Or. I wish I had kept it as I would be able to give you my review when their music was fresh in my ears. I had to put them into words for him (Jymbo) because he could not find anything on them and could not put them into words... so he asked for my help. Took it home and wrote him up a review. I guess there is no website for them and they are VERY underground. They are good though and do think they will make an apperance on here (if they have not already) The name of the album I took home was Conquer.
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Cynic they are old school Australian thrash, they released a demo in 1986 and then broke up when their guitarist left to join Mortal Sin.
Kali, I don't mind christian lyrics and that sounds like an intresting combination so I'll check 'em out as well as Dymhim thanks for the tip.
Jrizzle, punk with folk? sounds kinda cool especially since my intrest in punk/hardcore punk has been greatly increasing lately i'll give 'em a shot also.
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ok..everyone needs too just shut the f*** up...slipknot BLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
all u fa**ot maggots who complain about o0o0 im different im weird im a f***ing freak wahhhhhhh
shutthef***up
really.....and for every that posts a number in one of these...things...stop..the f***ing numbers r right the f*** next to it
god damn
yet its funny to read the fans of metallica,korn,trivium,bfmv, slipknot, and black tide try to defend theyre lil mallcore bullsh**
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Well I happen to like Vol.3 quite a bit, even though, I listen to Mushroomhead predominately. I am excited about a new album from Slipknot. As for my last comment regarding Slipknot, actually I just met Corey and Jim Root, through Stone Sour. Root seemed cool, but Corey appeared to be stuck-up. Not friendly, what-so-ever. I think he may have been "high" - who knows?
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why are there 9 people in slipknot?
did you know that nu metal is(my friend and me was talking about nu metal yesterday)just angst ridden rejects who hate the world and sh**. I mean thats what emo is too, but slipknot raps and sh** on their first cd.
jordison is not the best drummer ever, and iv probably said this before. In fact there are loads of drummers who jordison doesnt compare to. Even more guitarists that mick thompson cant compare to, probably just as many bassists that are better then sh**snots bassist. And most certainly, there are 1000s of better frontman then corey taylor.
slipknot are so sh**ty they need 5 extra people in the band to get the sound that all the fa**ot maggots appreciate(good phrase i needed to use it). They're a terrible live band also.(i was a slipknot fan when i was 12[too young to know good music]and as i was growing out of slipknot i bought their live cd and it f***ing sucked.
and the moral of the story is: slipnut is a gateway band, and about as close to the mainstream and selling out as a band could get. i mean, if you look at their merch there's like...slipknot shoes, slipknot skateboards, slipknot socks, slipknot SANDLES probably, just ways to get the $$$.
Dont waste your time on this band
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where are all the angsty slipknot fans in their big pants with all the chains hanging off them? We'd get more posts if more of them would come to post their incoherent garbage. Even more posts of us beating them in their arguements for "why SlipKnoTTTTT kicks aass!11"
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I am going to post the funny thing that happened to me involving music.....
I was at the liquor store today (getting my gallon o Jack D) and talking to the lady at the counter. It had been raining and cloudy for the last hour or so. I looked up and out the window and the sun began to peek out of the clouds, but it was still sprinkling. I kid you not they had the classic rock station on and that song "I wanna know... have you ever seen the rain... commin down on a sunny day" right as I looked up. For the life of me I can't remember the artist or name of the song! It was one of those very funny odd and sort of creepy things that happends.
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actually that means I'm playing with one of the fine beauties in my collection..... its always funny to see the reaction when saying that to someone that doesnt know I play.. ha
Yes, in fact I am feeling a bit better this evening...an extra large dose of NyQuil mixed with some skunk bud...and things are going OK for me....
Jack with meat and potatoes huh..? perhaps a nice Ribeye and a baked potatoe..?
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265. writes:
Nah I'm spending 100 on a quarter and i split the other 100 with a friend who i found the money with. I'll probably spend the rest of the money at the fair and munchies. Was gonna get a half o but my dealer could bring it
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yeah....it was definatly a cool experience to hear Fool for the City that loud and that perfect... those guys played so well together....I seen them open for Blue Oyster Cult during their Fire of an Unkown Origin tour..81-82?.. excellent show..!!
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Monin! Er,,, afternoon in my case... got to sleep in today and it was nice!
How is everyone?
Godlike is kinda like the sites wise elder guy... thing. We are all grasshopers! *hops like a grasshoper, pokes Godlike in the belly and runs away*
And now ladies and gentelmen tis time to choose some tunes...
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well hello there...Its nice to see that youve graced us with your presence... I can assume that youve obtained the proper amount of beauty sleep...??
And its obvious that you didnt forget to take your smarta$$ pill when you woke up..!!
I suppose I dont have a choice in being looked as the "wise elder guy" huh..? oh well... it could be worse I guess..
Crosstown Traffic... by who..?
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Haha yep got plenty of sleep and I never forget to take my smart a$$ pill. Better than taking the dumb a$$ pill! Haha my kitty is sitting next to the computer screen stareing at me like "where is my snuggle time damnit!!!!" She is funny because she will sit there doing nothing and just purrr like a Harley! How about you? Feeling all cured?
Crosstown Traffic is a Jimmy song!
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yeah, somewhat better....not as congested as the last few days....so its a step in the right direction..!!!
a kitty huh..? My Great Dane likes cats...its funny to see her try and lay down to get closer to them... she wants to play but they freak..!!!
a little Jimi thrown in is always cool.... Ive got a little over 500 cds worth of music on my mp3 player....hitting random gives me a wide range of music....anything from the late 60s to new releases...nothing other than rock or metal...well there is some blues...but thats never a bad thing
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A kitty yes. If you dod not catch her name on here before it's Eris. She is black and white and very sweet. My favorite dog is Australian sheppards... one saved my life as a little girl and they are very smart and very loyal. I have had four Aussies in my life and they have al rocked! My first was Avitiar he was the one who saved me, Oliver was number two, but had seizers and got put to sleep, Bear and Houstin are number three and four. Houstin is a handsome lil guy! He was my pesonal pick because he liked me alot and he was also very cute as a pup.
Watching video's on youtube is kinda nifty! Almost no bounds as to what you can watch in the metal world. I't s funny that I am 23 with a father who works for Intel and just now getting to the youtube site! *LOL* Better lat than never.
Getting better hu? That's a good thing. I do the garlic deal when sick. It get's rid of the cold with no groggy or druged up feeling. I also drink to kill off the germs... oh wait... I just drink on days thst end in y...
Jimmy is always great! The man was a genuis and it's a shame he left the world so soon. I have heard that his family sucks! That is even more tragic as I hear they are not taking Jimmy's name seriouse, but rather exploting it. Proof was in the pudding of you will when I went to the liquor store and saw they made a vodka in his name... I don't think it was a tribute type deal, but a means in wich to make money off his name. If my fact's are right it was his family who makes it.
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23 years yep. I will be 24 before I know it! Then 25 and so on. Now if my body will catch up and quit lookin 16 I will be happy! I hate getting carded for everything!
On a political note it looks like Obama and Mcain are kicking some arse! I am glad to see this as I do not want Hilliary in office! She is a complete git and a total loser! She has her head far up her a$$ and thinks that the presidency is her givin right and she is emotionaly unfit to run a country. McCain would be my ideal canidate as he has millitary experience and political experience and would do great! Obama would be not be bad either, but want to have someone like McCain in office who can take care of the war in Iraq and get America back on it's feet again.
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so i went to the doctor and he told me that that happens when you listen to slipknot. this makes sense because on my way home from white castle yesterday i was listening to the radio and they played slipknot(made me mad) but that kind of exposure can hurt you!
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317. writes:
Its nice to see you've arrived... hung again....? bummer..!!
The cold has left my head and settled in my chest..!! Damn it.... just might have to take a couple bong hits..?? that kinda coughin can open up alot..!!
I was just gonna have some supper...a nice warm bowl of freshly made potatoe soup...
Its only fitting when theres a blizzard going on outside.!!
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Hails Godlike! I have sucked down over the weekend half a gallon of Jack.... oops! *LOL* Drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones!
Bong hit might work to get the coughin started up. It's odd when I smoke weed I don't get the cough attack that alot of people do. Maybe my throat is just so fubared from drinking and chain smokeing that weed is nothing to it? I hope that cold goes awa soon! Don't make me kick it's ass!
I just had me a quesidillia and hungover quesidilliads somehow taste better.
You going to make smowmen? Or better yet a snow chick with a vag and tits on it! :O That would be funny stuff! Can you imagine the christian mother and her little Jimmy walkin by? That would be youtube worthy!
How goes life ZT?
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Haha! Got a dipsh** in the GNR thread that does not like that people like me hate GNR.
Glad all is fair to midland with you ZT.
Dark Funeral, I think I have heard them before. I can't remember where though. I will do a you tube search and see if anything rigns a bell and give you my thought's on em. You doing o.k too?
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338. writes:
Im sorry to everybody who feels that they have to talk down to slipknot. Seriously. It may not be the kind of music that you like but that doesnt mean you should talk stuff, but any ways... has anybody stumbled on when tix go on sale or how much they are going to be???
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ok, so maybe I'm not completely clear on all the different genres... I guess I still lump everything together as metal...if I like it...great.! If I dont...well then I dont listen to it..!
Ive heard some of these bands....guess I didnt know they werent just metal bands...but actual stoner/sludge metal... sorry...just being a smarta$$...!!
ZT....yeah the new PA is great...8 channels-1000 watts... Its only me and a drummer...he uses a pile of mikes and I run stereo out of my processor..it sounds excellent...!! a little better than the average garage band setup..
And when not jammin in the drummers soundproofed basement its parked here in my toyroom...ready to tear down the walls at a moments notice...1000 watts in this old house...is WAAAYYY too much..!! the old 80s Charvel I bought last summer... has been stripped, refinished and upgraded with some Shadow PUs....Its a screamer..!!
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yeah I know how mics is spelled....I just thought it looked funny spelling it that way in that sentence...!!
ok... so there has been a few too many pinchies mixed with cold medicine again...
nothing..oh my god Im deaf...what happened....oh.. songs over.. ok...Talas - High Speed on Ice
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i had a strange musical experiance last summer. i was listening to "dawn of a golden age" off roadrunner united. when the song finished, it just kept playing this demonic growl thing. like, it said the song was still playing but the only thing i could hear was this dark satanic gutteral thing it was funny until it went on for 15 minutes. then i closed itunes lol
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It was the Devil telling you to kill the emo kids man! *LOL*
Godlike, your too funny! Take another hit man! I would take a shot but, uh... after the amount of dammage my liver has had over the weekend that would be stupid!
Post 337, we are entitled to our opinions just as you are your own.
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You know from a female stand point I think Mortiis looks great with out the goblin make up on. He's actually kind of a cutie. Musicaly I think he falls an entire planet away from his persona. He looks like a necro black metaler, but has industrial rock sound. Very odd man he is... I do see why he get's teased so much in the metal world.... The man is kind of a git if you ask me. My morbid coureosity is kicking in and wonder how much money he has spent on his goblin ears and nose???
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Welcome Biro! Here is my list:
Mayhem, Watain, Immortal, Entombed, Emperor, Darkthrone, Bathory, Venom, Celtic frost, Dimmu Borgir, Secrets of the moon, Necro Christos, Dimhymn, Gorgoroth, King Dimmiond, Mercyful fate, Amon Amarth, Kalmah, Moutin King, Danzig, Obituary, Carcass, Mortician, Napalm death, Pestalince, S.O.D, Bolt thrower, Iron madien, Judas priest, Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, The Coven, Chrome division, Pantera, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Arch enemy, Otep, Opeth, Brujeria, Destruction, Megadeath, Children of Bodom, Kidney thieves, Therion, Rotting christ, Heart, Cruxshadows, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Robert Johnson, B.B King... Some rock and a little blues just something to get you started.
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353. writes:
Has anyone read the new years Revolver with Dragonforce on the cover? If you have have you rerad the Chtonic interview with their bass player's clothing? It seems to me that that woman can not think for her self and let's everyone else tell her what to wear. She even mentioned that she does not like wearing sluty clothing, but because one of her band member's told her it looked good wore it anyway.
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Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go! Gotta love a job that let's you wear what ever you want. Even if it means b.d.u pant's a Rob Zombie shirt and an Ozzy hoodie that say's "f*** off!" on the back of it... though just to be professional I do cover up the F so it say's "Uck off!"
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hey, i got the day off today, just like last monday, and two consecutive mondays one week before that. and a blizzard?? damn, i feel sorry for you, except that i haven't touched snow for about three years, i kinda miss it so i guess i should feel sorry for myself, haha. and alcohol actually doesn't kill brain cells, it only slows the growth of new ones.
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Mmmmm chilly on the way!
Curor, sorry you had to deal with getting sick man! That sucks! Sleep is great for colds though.
Odd day at work it seems. Hed a funny old lady in that was correcting my boss's spelling, got a free American flag from one of my boss's tenent's, and my fat coworker riped his jeans! I was very glad that it did not happen in front of me or I would be in the mental instition right now!
To those who got the day off: YOU SUCK! *LOL*
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Well my phone was jacking me up alot and I had a screen that was very tiny, so copying names from my phone was hard and now that I look back on it should have got out a piece of paper and wrote the spelling down then copied from there. My deepest appoligies man.
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*LMAO* Dark Funeral, you my friend are a dork! I could not choose which one I like best... I am a Libra though... the indesisive, intellectual drunk!
How is Godlike theses day's? I responed to you in the Behemoth thread when you asked if I live in Wa state or D.C. I live in Wa state... Renton too the hometown of Jimmy Hemdrix! I want to one day smoke a bowl with my parent's at his grave site... I think it would be kind of a special thing for us to do seeing as we did listen to a TON of Jimmy together!
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Hey Dakota foster. Kalis_wrath and LM77 do not understand what i am trying to say to them, they said that i am on drugs ok now guys look on post 174 175 176 that is my friend that lives in CO spring. why is it not the same as main. oh LM77 the reason that i was mad at you. is that i respect Kalis_wrath and i won't get mad at her because i respect girls more then guy's so when you are trying to make me feel bad. it just wont work. what is why ok now thanks.
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I am not mad at you at all Kalis_wrath. it is just diffrent because I respect all girls that talk to me. it just not you I respect all girls because that is how i am. It nice to be respectful to girls because some guy do not respect girls at all and i do not like that at all. so not mad at you because you are a girl. Ok so how are you doing today. LOL
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hey yes i now i type all diffrent but that is how i type i am diffent then you all. yes there is lot's of errs in my typeing but htat is how i learn how to type. so FocusShift that is how i am and if you do not like then don't read it at all and go on makes my life a hole lot better if you don't say thing at all. OK. Thanks
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ohh now i get it, if you learned english properly i wouldve gotten it before. there is a dakota where you live and another in Colorado springs. and how do you know im NOT a girl?? what if i said i was?? I never said i was a guy or a girl and none of my posts hinted at either one.
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OK LM77 will I do not know. But if I disrespect you I am sorry I did not know if you are guy or girl. so you have a choose to be a guy or a girl. What I mean is what do you want me to think all I know you can be 89 year old guy asking me this so I do not know and if you want too tell me then you can. But if you don't then I meat still call you a guy. And I do not what to do that. LOL.
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Its common curtiousy to type in a clear manner if you're expecting people to read what you say.
Ten reasons why I dislike Slipknot:
1. They're a "band" of nine members. That is more excessive than the amount of make up some emo kids wear. They don't play solos, there's no need for a second guitarist. The DJ and the Sampler could easily be the same person (even Linkin Park pulled that off with one person) and there is no reason AT ALL to have a drummer and two people who bang on trash cans.
2. The talented members of the bands dumb down what they play to produce mainstream friendly noise. Joey and Mick could easily be members of a decent death metal band.
3. Corey Taylor is the worst vocalist in the world. Not because he sucks at screaming (which he does) but his lyrics are immature and juvenile. Sure he uses some big words but that doesn't take away from the pure angst that is "People = sh**"
4. Corey Taylor's vocals are garbage.
5. They're an act. No respectable musicians outside of black metal would wear costumes on stage.
6. Their fans are people who refuse to grow out of the swearing every other word phase that starts in middle school. Probably because Corey Taylor is still stuck in that phase.
7. They call their fans maggots, and their fans accept that. A maggot by definition is: The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.
8. Their music is somehow completely simplistic for a "band" of nine members. Usually layering adds complexity but in this case it just adds noise.
9. They ruined In Flames. Anders decided that the ex-Gothenburg kings had to dumb their music down to make it popular with the mallcore kids they played in front of on their tour with Slipknot.
10. They're the biggest example of whats wrong with the music industry. They hated each other and had no desire to record volume 3, but did so because Roadrunner paid them enough to force them into the studio. And what did they make? Garbage that mallcore kids flocked to.
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after post 391... I really cant find the words to say it any better...!!
Very well spoken FocusShift...your spelling and grammar usage is quite commendable.. What I like most of all is, the lack of "run on and on" sentences that say nothing..!!
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and i can seriously relate to you kalis
it gets annoying as hell when guys are nice to you simply because i am a woman, and it is 'the right thing'...
there is a difference between respecting all girls because of their gender and totally downright disrespecting all of them. i would prefer just to be treated like a normal person.
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Damn it Dale! What are you saying????? You say you are an American, but yet you speak like someone who is JUST learning English! I am getting headace's trying to translate you!
Foucs, I love post 391! So very well said and unlike Dale, I could understand what you said! BRAVO! *gives standing ovation*
Biro, thank you! I think it's retarded when men (or boys) give respect to a woman just because she is female! There is a list of reason's as to why that is stupid longer than my leg's and arm's combined! I don't care what your gender is, I will respect you for being a decent intelligent human being.
LM77, could I get a small hint as to your nationality? I will give you a hint as to mine: My ancestors on one side use the bladder of sheep to drink wine from and still do to this day. The other would drink beer from a cirtian part of the human body after war. I know you were being funny, but hey let's make it fun too.
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Do you people ever post anything of relevance? All you do is piss and moan. Saying Slipknot should thank Mushroomhead is like saying Alice Cooper should thank Kiss. It's irrelevant and pointless. Not to mention that if Mushroomhead had any talent they would actually be successful.
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why the hell do i have to gust what race you are. I do not care what race you are. Ok if i gust what race you are I would gust 400 pound white man siting on ass. just a joke. LM77 why are you asking me to gust what race that you are. Now you asked me what race you are, now what race am I. gust gust gust gust? you guy's are too muck. LOL your all crazy. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
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will I do not know I think I am typing a little fast and, I need to slow down and, make sure that there is know mistakes at all. so I am sorry if there is to muck mistakes in my writing. so i will so down a little bet. And I do not work with the FBI IT WAS A JOKE. TERMINATOR WAS MAKING ME MAD. SO I JUST SAID THAT SO HE CAN GET OFF MY BACK. so I hope that answer your question Kalis_wrath. crazy LOL
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434. writes:
awesome i can comment usually i'm way to late....f*** i need comment more. slipknot owns they are the best.....and yes i would not say they are the most talented band ever cause they are not but i love em for lots of reasons one being i can relate to their lyrics more than any other band. They bring to live what sh** i'm feeling.........
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I wish that worked for me Dark Funeral. I just did not sleep well lastnight and was having wierd dreams... one was about me and a band I was trying to get together. All went well, but odd things kept happening... like rubber duckies floating down paved roads. O-o
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Dale writes:
WTF? your all crazy, and you guy's need help. joke. FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI. WHAT NOW? LOL LOL
1st off, your is spelled you're to mean it the way you wanted to mean it.
2nd, guy's is misspelled. there is no need for the apostrophy. you make it mean it like something belongs to someone named guy.
3rd, before telling others they need help, be sure to make sure you do not make yourself look retarded while trying to smacktalk others...!
dam i missed this place..!!...lol
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Kalis, don't know what the expression it's five in the middle of the athens means...I'm confused...ah well ! Gotta go to work now and do extra long hours...damn I knew opening a new restaurant would be long hours but my body sure isn't cooperating. By the way what are you guys trying to do on this topic. A 1000 posts ?
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469. writes:
I was surfin the web one day
On Metal Underground
I was reading some posts, then, HEY!
Look what I have found!
His name is Dale
King Jericho didnt make my sanity drown
But Dale's english is a fail
I think were going down
Yo, who is this fool named dale?
I think his brain has gone stale
I wanna beat this prick 'til he's pale
I dont give a sh*t if I go to jail
I used to think
Or I think that I used to think
That retards could at least think
But then I came across Dale
And he made me rethink
Or maybe he just bashed his head in on an ice rink
What do you think??
My eyes have turned pink
Just trying to read what he thinks
But several times i blink
Dont understand what he thinks
There aint no doubt his death is on the brink.
Thats what I think
Yo, who is this fool named dale?
I think his brain has gone stale
I wanna beat this prick 'til he's pale
I dont give a sh*t if I go to jail
You wanna talk??
Hell No Dale, just put a sock in it
Shut the hell up and just lock it
We dont want no more of your sh*t
Youre worse than George Bush's armpits
I think Im going brain dead
From reading all that you post
Its something that I dread
Learn to type Dale OR YOURE TOAST
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yes you have wasted 5 mintes for writing that i am sorry but that was a joke and you did good making a poem about and telling me to shut the f*** up so wtf wtp. why are you trying to be a d***. you know that you are not cool for being a d*** so get real LM77. lol
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Red, I was being funny. I mean that it is five oclock somewhere kind of a thing. In alot of cultuers it's not cool to drink before 5 in the afternoon so if one drinks before then we say "It's five oclock somewhere," but I was being a complete smart a$$ and found out exactly where in the world it really is five at. *LOL*
Damn it Dale! *LMAO* That is way too much fun! I kinda cheer up a bit after saying that for some reason.
Godlike, how goes life man?!
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Hello there Kalis_wrath, and how are you this evening..? any plans for excitment this weekend..?
Its all good here.... just dumpin a pile o music onto my new mp3 player...
damn, it takes ALOT of tunes to fill 20 gigs.... the wonders of technology.... the damn thing is the size of a pack of smokes... and I can have my entire 500+ cds on it....cool...!!
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Not a whole lot going on here at the moment... gotta call my lil bro soon to sing him happy birthday. *smiles* I love my lil metal brother Kirk he is good kid. I may go for a hike or something... it's supposed to be nice and think getting out of the house would be kinda of healthy. *LOL* How about you? Mr Time off guy! :P
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Fun stuff Dark Funeral! I think I shall call you Darkess! *nods*
O.k guy's here is one of my poems that will become music one day and thought I would post it here to get your opinion on it. So here it is:
In Satan's embrace
Obscured in my thougts I am
Proud I am
Profound vision of Him
In the distance I see the flickering flames
Sitting high
Throne of Skulls
Body of molten perfection fuled by souls
Silver horns and dripping with the blood of his enemys
Beauty is in Him
The pinnicle of truth and the bringer of evil
In Satan's embrace I doth yearn
My god of fire and flame
The rageing roar of the river Styx beckons to me
Fire is all I wish to see
And the Demons and Fiends running free
In Satan's Embrace
In Satan's Embrace
Give me freedom from this world
Take my soul to the warm dark abyss
And grant me thy devine fire fuled kiss
My Master of sin
May thy sword enter my temple
As I yearn for thy comfort
Thy hands of brutal truth
Thy eyes of eternal infanate wisdom
Thy heart of true love and hate
Bring my soul unto you
Bring me peace in the fire and flame
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birthdays are always cool...until ya hit the late 20s...then they start to suck a little more each year...!!
Plans for the weekend..?? Well, not a helluva lot.. jammin with the drummer buddy and killing brain cells... other than that....probably stay inside, and away from winter...damn, this is actually a record breaking year for snow fall around this area... I hate it.!!
shoveling snow sucks SO bad..!!
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496. writes:
Hey everyone, please take your time to learn chinese in five minutes!!!
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Did you know that the Japanese during WW2 tortured the chinese by shoving hoses down their throats, filled their stomachs completely full of water, then jumped on the stomachs?? I cant even imagine what that would feel like...
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE.
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A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me too much… my farts never smell, and they’re always quiet. But I’ve been doing it very often.”
The doctor asks her to explain more, and the old lady says, “In fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You probably didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and they’re silent.”
The doctor says, “I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. “The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good!!! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
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Bush and Bin Laden were talking in Afghanistan. Bin Laden asked him questions, and when bush said something Bin Laden didnt like, he pressed a button and a giant boxing glove punched Bush in the face. The next day Bush and Bin Laden were talking again, this time in the United States. Bush asked Bin Laden some questions, and when Bin Laden said something Bush didnt like, Bush pressed a button, and nothing happened. Bin Laden answered some more questions and Bush kept pressing the button, but nothing happened. So Bin Laden, seeing this, took advantage and kept saying things he knew Bush wouldnt like. Bush kept pressing the button and nothing happened. Bin Laden, obviously humored by this, said to Bush, "When we get back to Afghanistan, I'll show you how things are done." Bush put on a small grin and replied, "What Afghanistan??"
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Osama Bin Laden and one of his followers were riding a camel to town one day. When they got to town, Bin Laden got off and lifted the tail of the camel and inspected its butt. Someone passed by and asked, "Why are you doing that?" Bin Laden explained, "Someone back there said, 'look at the two a$$holes on that camel.' "
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agreed LM77..!! ya know I wouldnt flip any at ya...!!
Of course we all know that Im not prejudiced in any way... Hell, I have a few color TVs.... and I even have a black Great Dane...
I think its kinda cool how I started responding to you with just the LM77 and now thats all it is... something like the whole ZT thing....
do we all remember what their names were before they were shortend..?
what am I hearing..? Rush - Here again
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haha, everyone started calling me that. but it wasnt until the frauds (remember those a$$holes??) started stealing my name and others and making us say dumb stuff. and then they registered LiquidMetal77 cuz i hadnt yet, so i couldnt use that name anymore, so i had to add that period before the 77 and register that name. now it takes too long to type that all in and then have to type the password so LM77 is just easier and quicker.
i think we all know what ZT stands for, Zero Tolerance. kinda hard to forget...
who was cruor before he changed his name to that???
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528. writes:
Well well well! I wondered why there was so many posts on something so trivial! Seems we have a repeat of the A7X thread on our hands! Why didn't anyone tell me?! Nice to see you remebered me though LM77!
Now playing (ironically enough): Slipknot- Before I Forget
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Sure as hell has. Numuch going on my end, back's still a bastard which sucks but ah well. Yourself?
I'm gonna be a rebel here and say something on topic lol. I'm looking forward to hearing what the next album will sound like and how different it'll be from the last effort but I'm not holding my breath for it and I ain't gonna run out and buy it when it comes out.
Now playing: 2pac- Changes
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539. writes:
Moderating is cool. I'll tell you this right now though, you have no idea the amount of work and dedication Deathbringer trueley puts into this site. That man works his arse off non-stop! He is the personification of hard work!
Lol I had a peak into the Metallica thread but I decided one thread with way too many posts was enough lol.
Yeah man, me and LM77 have been here for years, old school soldiers of MetalUnderground lol.
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540. writes:
Diamond, can you do me a favor? I was wondering if you could find out what date I joined on here? I was coureouse to find out just how long I been here. Deathbringer does this and the myspace page right?
Godlike... uh... it's a rack of um... LAMB! Yeah! That's the ticket! *nods and looks innocent*
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549. writes:
actually I like to keep a tidy abode so I can relate..!!
I dont drink, so I dont really have a night life or a big social life to speak of....my nights arent really any different on a weekend than a weekday.. I wake up automatically at 5am no matter what....
House of Hair - the only time I will turn on the radio..!!
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It's been 7 for me since I delt with high school sh**! I droped out at 16 and got my G.E.D instead! Did everything from the ground up! It was that I either quit high school or killed someone! Just stay strong Cruor! You can do it!
I like keeping a clean house! It's so much better than trying to keep a dirty one... you end up spending more time finding your key's then doing fun stuff like reading, drinkin, listening to music, chating with freinds. You get the idea. You also don't have to feel embarrased when that unexpected guest shows up and looks at you like you are a pile of poo!
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you all should die. what now. oh now you all going to get mad because of my language Arts you all should get a life. this is what I hear dale can't wright English ok now you guys cant wright English at all to. so this I want you all to do is get off your lazy a$$ go to school and get a job. because I work 18 hours a day every day and this is all I get dale can't English. oh look at the IP Logged he has all this names you should shut the f*** up because I told you guys what happened and you all still give me sh**. well f*** this this is a wasted of my time talking to you guys because all you do is get fat and lazy and say all this stuff that is not true. what the f*** you guys don't know me. oh you guys do know me I am the kind that can't wright English f*** off I can speck English better then I can wright it so this is my last time talking to you all so. good luck. And all the people that I meat I sorry but all this kids need to get a life so I am sorry for all this but this is how it needs to happen .metal rules.
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the IP Logged just shows how many people in the same place posted here. chill out. i wasnt saying what you said about the 3 dakotas was false. but there is a lot of stupidity in your post which i wont even name or explain cuz i have the feeling you wouldnt understand. and you definitely need to go back to school and relearn english. our posts are essay masterpieces compared to yours.
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hey on post 494 you are like look on Dale he has all this names IT WAS NOT ME YOU D*** A**. AND LM77 my English is some much better then yours. you would forget how i new English. And also my English class is the top 5 in the world. it is my computer it when i am writing it is tacking some of the words out i do not know why but that is how it is and also if you meet me and i was talking to you in real life my English is so good it will make your's bad.
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On February 15, 2007, post 1069 of the "Avenged Sevenfold Prepare DVD" thread:
The Medal of Honor is presented to godlike for posting on numbers 666 and 1000.
The Distinguished Service Medal is also awarded to godlike for commitment and duty by having 12 consecutive posts.
LiquidMetal77 is now the head of the Department of Defense for the outstanding brilliance of devising the plan to reach 1000 posts.
Me agen is now classified as a Double Agent. Me agen aided us in our goal but was simultaneously an A7X fan.
Deathbringer has been promoted to General of the Army for leadership and allowing our operation to commence.
Psythe is now anchorman for World News Tonight for writing us up on his Myspace.
For all else who served to help accomplish our mission and wage war on those who opposed our goal and those who randomly talked trash to defend A7X are awarded the Soldier's Medal. These mainly included are LiquidMetal77, Diamond Oz, Zero Tolerance, slayerdisciple, The antihippy, ArchEnemy84, Pursuit_of_Vikings, Azazel_Begotten.
The Reserve Good Conduct Medal is awarded to all our fallen heroes. They are those who joined the fight, but dropped out of the battle after about one post. These men are recognized for their short-lived enthusiasm.
Once again, Congradulations to all soldiers for defeating the 4 digit barrier on a thread for our beloved country, Metal Underground.
Dont ever forget!! I shouldve posted this 10 days ago. lol
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696. writes:
well ok then... I actually have some relatives in the town of Monroe...and now that I think of it..
I used to live with a chick that was from Grimes.. another little town in your area..?
Actually Im closer to Cedar Falls than Rapids..
ok...so we have about 11 days to surpass the 1200 mark....can it be done..?
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720. writes:
f***. f***. f***. Mother mother f***. Mother mother f*** f***. Mother f*** mother f***. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
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Man I actually do this thing we humans sometimes do called "takeing a nap" after work and insanity ensues on here! No Cruor this is not where we stop! We go to 1000 remember????? Silly man! Don't ya know d***s are for chicks... er something like that! My brain is in a strange place!
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728. writes:
Here is a little something me Mum sent me that is nifty stuff to know:
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head .
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
730. writes:
actually i dont think i should do this. i agreed with DB that after the 1227 post thread was finished that i wouldnt try to do it again. i wanna stay true to what i said, so i might not be able to contribute this time around. i dont wanna get banned, and im sure DB works his a$$ off at this site. ill still post, but i wont be part of the goal, unless i use a different name with a different ip adress...
732. writes:
SLIPKNOT, DISTURBED, DRAGONFORCE, MASTODON. SEVENDUST, AIRBOURNE, FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, 36 CRAZYFISTS, MACHINE HEAD, BLACK TIDE, SUICIDE SILENCE, THE RED CHORD, and WALLS OF JERICHO.
If you are a 'metal' fan (nu, heavy, classic or otherwise) then there is nothing bad to say about this tour. Very diverse lineup.
Wake up and wipe the jiz off your chin. You don't have to trash everything and everyone to feel better about yourself.
735. writes:
Plus If this forum is any indication of the type of people who consider themselves a part of the metal 'community', then obviously it's filled with morons.
What the f*** are you talking about??
Take your empty heads out of the sand and wake the f*** up. Its not like you guys really love metal like some of you profess.........
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I'm glad this server is handling long comment threads just fine. 0.3 seconds isn't bad for generating the page (but would not be good if it had a ton of traffic), but I still feel sorry for the people on dialup who have to wait for all this stuff (the HTML of this page is damn near a Megabyte now!). That's something I'll have to address at some point in the near future.
747. writes:
The fact they stated there all happy and feeling good means there going to be creating a love songs album this time round. Remember when sh**knot were angry they created the "heavy" Iowa wow wee it's just so punishing. I really think Slipknot are maturing though I mean removing clown masks and coming from a different place. HAHA Slipknot could be a f***ing heavy agressive band if they lost the moron on the decks. For f*** sake do your own thing not what Roadrunner wants out of you.
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751. writes:
Dale, i somehow didnt see your post 557. i just read it and first of all,
dont blame your computer for taking words out. its not that there are words missing, its the way you spell and the words you choose to use.
your grammar and spelling sucks horrible a$$.
and your english comprehension sucks a$$ too. i can tell because what you say in your posts makes me think that you dont understand anything ppl are trying to say.
the reason you are in such a good english class is because you need serious help with your English.
nice bluff, but you cant fool anyone. just shut up already like you said you would....
752. writes:
Dale, i would explain a lot of what you have said in your posts except that most of it was already explained in previous posts. i dont think you really know how to speak english. maybe youve been using a free online translator all along, and everyone knows that those arent accurate. you wanna play games?? well go home and play with yourself like you do every night.
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Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.
The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."
The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I p***ed in the holy water!"
754. writes:
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."
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762. writes:
Ok then. An explorer goes to a tropical island and is accompanied during his stay by one of the villagers. Shortly after his arrival he hears drums being pounded. He asks the villager:
"What happens when the drums stop?" The villager replied, "Bad thing happen when drum stop. Drum must keep playing."
After a few days, the drums still haven't stopped and the explorer's getting a bit worked up. "You'd think those drums would have stopped by now! Why haven't they stopped yet?!" The villager says. "Bad thing happen when drum stop. Drum must not rest."
By the end of the week the explorer is furious because the drums still haven't stopped. So he grabs the villager and pins him against a tree shouting,
"I've about enough of this crap now! Tell me what happens when the drums stops!"
The villager replies, "Bass solo."
Thought I'd pitch in a little joke to the mix.
765. writes:
This one takes some thinking....
There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the farm. The little boy said he would take over the chores for his dad. So he went to the barn and milked the cow when he was done he kicked the cow right in the ass. Then he went and fed the pig, when he was done he kicked the pig in the ass. Then he went to feed the chicken, when he was done he kicked the chicken in the ass. After the chores were done the little boy went into the house and said to his mother "The chores are done I want some breakfast". So the mom put a dry bowl of cereal down in front of the little boy, he said, "What about the milk?", and the mother replied "You can't have any milk because you kicked the cow in the ass". The little boy said, "Well how about some bacon?" the mother replied, "You can't have any bacon because you kicked the pig in the ass". The little boy said "Can I at least have an egg?" The mother replied, "No, you kicked the chicken in the ass". In walks his father, who kicked the cat, and the little boy said to his mother "Do you want to tell him or should I?"
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this reminds me of Rush Hour 3
George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
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791. writes:
Tell me Bruce Lee isnt the boss....
* Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.[49]
* Lee could spring a 235 lb (107 kg) opponent 15 feet (4.6 metres) away with a 1 inch punch.[48]
* Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24fps, so many scenes were shot in 32fps to put Lee in slow motion. Normally martial arts films are sped up.[50][51][52]
* In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.[53]
* Lee could perform push ups using only his thumbs[41][48]
* Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.[47]
* Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.[41]
* Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger[48][54][41][48]
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and....
* Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.[55]
* From a standing position, Lee could hold a 125 lb (57 kg) barbell straight out. [47][41]
* Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15 cm) thick.[56]
* Lee performed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-lb (68 kg) punching bag[47][57]
* Lee could cause a 300-lb (136 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a side kick.[48]
* In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontal midair. [58]
* Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened steel cans of Coca-Cola, at a time before cans were made of the softer aluminum metal.[59]
* Lee could use one finger to leave dramatic indentations on pine wood.[59]
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803. writes:
I had to leave Poderosa unfortunately because I'm in no shape to perform anymore. Once I'm better though I'll be back with a new band. Thanks for asking.
Here's some facts about Chuck Norris for you're enjoyment:
- There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "f***ing."
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
- Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living sh** out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
- There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.
- In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.
- Chuck Norris invented all colours except pink... Tom Cruise invented pink.
805. writes:
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.... its a shame he has never cried..!!
Chuck Norris does not sleep.... he waits..!!
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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806. writes:
HAHA! Good stuff.
Jean Claude Van Damne Once kicked Chuck Norris's ass, he awoke after to a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris believes that what goes around comes a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once broke his own leg just so he could win the paralympics.
You can't squeeze blood from a stone, but Chuck Norris can.
There are 31 letters in the alphabet, only Chuck Norris knows the other five.
Cars were invented as a faster way to flee from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Inspired by "Alien Vs Predator", Chuck Norris has begun work on a new film titled "Alien, Predator, The Mummy, Wolfman, Frankenstein, Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees and a sh**load of vampires VS Chuck Norris"
807. writes:
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
808. writes:
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's f***ing beef.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh** from anyone.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
809. writes:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
The “C-section” is named after Chuck Norris, for when he roundhouse kicked himself through his mother’s stomach.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funerals.
Chuck Norris makes his internal organs pay rent.
Chuck Norris eats coal and poops diamonds.
The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Whenever Chuck Norris’s wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
810. writes:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*** he wants.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
811. writes:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His
reasoning? It was more "humane".
812. writes:
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
813. writes:
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris put the laughter in Manslaughter.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh** from anybody.
826. writes:
People think Billy Joel is an alcoholic and wrecks lots of cars. In reality, Chuck Norris keeps kicking Billy's a$$ because Chuck is the Piano Man and he started the fire.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a p***y would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
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Mosquitos dont dare to bite Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris murdered and Erased Hitler Jr from history and prevented WW3 in the 1950's.
Chuck Norris can make a blind man die from looking at his face
The Hydrogen Bomb was just a capsule full of Chuck Norris's farts.
Chuck Norris once broke his left leg and right arm so he could qualify for the olympics.
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow, without moving his arm.
The Space Race was created so we all could eventually escape the wrath of Chuck Norris
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852. writes:
Yeah, I like it
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my neck
I'm looking up in the city
What the hell what the heck
I stare at the concrete
The girders eye high
The steel's above me
There's love in my eyes
And I'm doing the things
A five foot one man can do
I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my heart
All the night I'm working
In the amusement park
With a bottle of aspirin
A sack full of jokes
I wish I could go home
With all the big folks
And I wish life could be
Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Anything
Ugh! Aie! Aie! Aie!
Ugh!
I'm only five foot one
Unless the time has come
I won't grow anymore
Anymore, anymore, anymore
'Till I'm losing my head
I'm checkin' it twice
I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice
And I'm doing the things a five foot one man can do
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Yeah, I wish life could be
Oooooooooohhh
I wish life could be
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
I won't grow anymore
Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore
I'm only five foot one
I'm FIVE FOOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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863. writes:
it was an a7x thread from a year orso ago.... we spent some trying to see just how many posts we could get...check it out...some of it was really quite comical...!!
at one point we were bored and listing favorites.. we even started discussing guitars and what we all have for equipment and such... more of a chatroom environment.....
hey LST77....we havent spoken...your new around here...welcome aboard... Ive learned that your a little older than some around here...but I still have almost a decade on ya.. born in '69.. \m/
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godlike--nice to see I'm not the only one on here that's aged a little bit. Thanks for the welcome aboard. I've been reading a lot on the boards, just figured I should throw in a little too! Funny that would be the answer to that question, I'm actually gonna see them tomorrow night at The Rave in Milwaukee. I'm not really a fan of a7x, I do like a couple of their songs though. I'm going for Atreyu and BFMV--I know let the bashing begin. I like Atreyu, and I missed seeing them at the HOB in Chicago last year because of a ice storm. I've seen BFMV at The Rave last spring, it was an awsome show--first time I went to The Rave. Tomorrow will by 19th show there.
866. writes:
LM77--I live in Monroe, it's about 45 minutes southwest of Madison. Where are you at in Cali?
My GF moved back there last fall to Lake Isabella, about 40 minutes or so north of Bakersfield. She hated the winters here, can't say I blamed her for that. But she's been in all kinds of trouble since she went back there, I'll take the winters over jail anyday!
867. writes:
I live in Davis right now, its about 11 miles west of Sacramento, about 6 hours from Bakersfield. I used to love the Wisconsin Dells as a kid. Have you been to the Mall of America recently, has it changed at all in the past years? i wonder if lego land is still there, i havent been there for well over a decade. i remember the second time i went there, i think i was 5 years old and i got lost. i remember i was scared sh*tless cuz the place was so big.
868. writes:
Some advice for anyone who wants to visit california, stay away from the northern coast, this includes San Francisco and the bay area. its actually warmer there in the winter. if youre fine with cold weather then its alright i guess. coudy and foggy is what the weather is most of the time in SF, except during the winter. the central valley and So. Cal are the ideal vacation spots.
869. writes:
LM77--I've actually never been to the Mall of America. I'm pretty sure Lego land is still there though. Yeah The Dells is awesome, it's gotten even more commercial now, but there's a lot more to do. Mt. Olympus is one place that is just truely awesome, they have a coster there called Hades, it goes almost straight down under the parking lot, does a 90 degree turn, and shoots back up the other side and so on. Scarry as hell! I'm getting season tickets for this year, heading up there in a couple of weeks (they have an indoor waterpark as well as a very large outdoor one, go karts etc.) Good way to escape winter!
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i remember those indoor waterparks, thats something you dont find over here. i went back to wisconsin to visit a couple years back and i went to an indoor waterpark and when ppl over here heard about it theyre like, "an indoor waterpark? whats that??" House on the Rock was a cool place as i remember. the go karts were pretty fun, they go up pretty high and they also go underground. there was this one time these teens raced around a turn too fast and flipped over. they werent hurt but i wouldve laughed my a$$ off anyways! when i was younger, i would always laugh at someone when they got hurt, unless it was obviously very painful. my dad hit his head in this elevator with no walls, so you could see the shaft of the elevator going down, and this bumpy rock protruding from it came down on his head(he was near the wall) and i started laughing. lol.
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LM77--I have that same tendancy to laugh at sh*t I probably shouldn't. When I was a teenager I was playing baseball with my dad and I drove a linedrive right into his shin. Couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes, then I had to help him to the car. He spent 3 days in the hospital because of it (he had a quadrupal bipass and the veins they had taken out of his leg allowed for no blood flow where I had hit him).
The go kart tracks there are awesome, there used to be one there (they've changed it some now) that would come down out of this corkscrew and go underwater through a tunnel, and then over a bumpy a** bridge. I had a brand new white leather nike hat on that day, damn thing came off and got ran over by every kart out there. Atleast I won the race.
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and zero tolerance has no tolerance for bullsh*t, so dont throw him any, haha.
LST, i know exactly which go kart track youre talking about! i think i drove around in that one, im pretty sure. so youre getting season tickets, huh?? that should be fun, you can go up there as much as you want...lucky bastard, haha :)
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on my last visit, i went to Kalahari Water Resort (or at least i think that was the name). they had a sick indoor waterpark thats packed with different waterslides. theres a part in that park where they simulate ocean waves and you can surf. theres also a ride called the master blaster where you sit on a raft and they shoot you through this water slide. that place is worth checking out.
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Zero Tolerance, nice to meet you too.
LM77--Yeah I'll probably spend all my non concert weekends (if I have any) up there. I've stayed at the Kalahari before, great place! The simulated surfing is awesome. I remember a few years back that young surfer girl who had her arm taken off by a shark came there to promote the opening of it. Over at Mt. Olympus they have this tidal pool called Poseidon's Rage. It shoots 9 foot high tidal waves at you every thirty seconds or so....kick a**. Hell, when I went there last year with the GF and her two kids, we spent half our time in there.....nothing takes the heat away like a tidal wave to the face, lol.
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LM77--Yeah, Mt Olympus has everything. They have an indoor/outdoor waterpark, plus indoor/outdoor amusement park. Not a whole lot on the indoor amusement park, but I must admit that the mouse coaster inside is different, throws in a lot of twists you don't expect the first time you go on it.
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Wow, I had THE COOLEST f***ing dream last night. I saw Metallica circa 1987, at the Palladium in worcester. Front row, and kirk kept throwing me guitar pics! I remember asking the band, "How long will the merch booth be there?" or something odd like that. Kirk said, "All month dude." They were playing Fight Fire With Fire, and jason stage dives into the crowd! Awesome.
Anyone want to discuss any cool dreams YOU have had???
886. writes:
dreams are cool sometimes....but then again..there are some that are just too freaky to wanna share with anyone..!!
It WAS cool to see Metallica circa 1986....!!! maybe it was a shame I never got to see Jason Newsted stage dive... I had to settle for seeing Cliff Burtons bass solo...!
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912. writes:
slipknot should just give up, nobody buys into the whole depression and angst thing anymore. they should all split up and do their own sh**. micks better off on his own and some of stone sours stuff is decent and joey is a good drummer despite being insanely overrated.
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Hello there Mr.Red_Chord... hows it goin eh..?
I understand youve been puttin in some long hours..? Sucks major a$$ doesnt it...!?!
For the first time in over a year Im able to have some time off after workin 60+ hrs/week..!!
Its good to see your doin your share to reach that fourth digit... \m/
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917. writes:
I wish I could swing working 15 hours a week again. Highschool and College allowed for that....f***ing mortgage.....
Has anyone been on topic since Feb? I like Slipknots drummer but the lyrics make me air-sick. There back on topic.
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924. writes:
oh yeah.... my weeks consisted of 11hr days M-F ( 6am to 530pm plus a 30 mile drive each way) and then Sat was anywhere between 6-10 hours..if a guy wants to work Sun too... the pay is double time..!! those are ok once in awhile but workin 7 days a week sucks SO much assss.....
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godlike--60 hours a week is a lot of hours, I've been there before. I used to work in auto racing and between my regular job and the hours at the race shop I would put in 14 hours a day during the week plus be at the racetrack on fri. and sat. at 8 hours a pop.....I looked forward to my sundays off.
I learned a very valuable and very costly lesson from all of that....the human body can only function so long on limited amounts of sleep before something goes wrong. I got down to about three hours of sleep a day at the end, and after 3 months of that I had a total meltdown! To make a long story short I blew up over nothing one day, brought on by severe sleep depervation, and it cost me four years of my life! No matter how many hours you work, make sure you get good sleep when you can because without it the mind doesn't work to well (Mine doesn't work to well half the time anyway but that's another story!)
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what kind of work do I do..? I work as a welder / machinist..
Yes.. my life is truly metal..!! (steel that is..) pullin down good money..? yeah not too bad..!!
RM - I hate cats, so kitten kicking isnt too far fetched on a good day.. and I shave my head so there is no hair to pull..!
Its all worth it in the end....cause now I have about a month to 6 weeks off... ( maybe 2 mnths depending on the economy.).. and there are always days off here n there.... dont think I've worked those 60hr weeks without a day or two off...
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hey guys... whats goin down today..?
LM77 - no I've never tried any underwater welding.. I'd think that would be a little more tricky than what I'm used to.. I know what they make for wages... and its a helluva lot more than me..!!
Oz, hows the battle with the back pain...?? seems never ending sometimes doesnt it..?
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986. writes:
f***. f***. f***. Mother mother f***. Mother mother f*** f***. Mother f*** mother f***. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
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1021. writes:
I think your right..!!
LM77... Im glad that I've lived up to your image of me... as for looks..?
well, I kinda look like a taller thinner version of Kerry King without the long goat..maybe a little more tattoo work..??
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1046. writes:
Well Godlike, about the long hours that will teach me to accept a position where I have to go and open a new restaurant. I was perfectly fine in the other one (same chain though) but I was craving for a challenge. Well I only had a day off in a month and I work minimum 12 hours a day right now. So next time they offer me to open a new restaurant, I will say thank you very much for the offer and the pay raise but f*** YOU a$$holeS I HATE YOU AND YOU CAN SUCK MY HUGE BOINKER YOU FAT f***S SON OF A b**** WHORES...I MEAN IT ASSWIPES !!!
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1057. writes:
keep me posted..!! Im always willing to try something new.. as far as weed is concerned of course..!!! I dont do anything else anymore...damn, I think its been over a decade since I put anything in my nose...or tripped..!
what am I hearing..? the ol lady telling me she needs some assistance with an itch...
later gentlemen..!!
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RememberMetal?--Actually it was me that was listening to Halo last night, LM77 posted right under mine so I see how easy it would be to combine the two, especially since are screen names are so close. What would be messed up though would be if he was listening to Halo....that would be a weird coincedence.
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O.K., need opinions on something. I have a wild cat infestation at my place. They have taken over the underneath of my trailer, and now one of the damn things has tunneled it's way into the heating ducts! I seen the damn thing. What would you do? I've conteplated everything from poison to shooting the damn things, but those aren't the best options. I've called animal control, but they don't handle ferrel cats. Any ideas that don't involve arsenic or a mini-gun? There's about 20 of them.
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I like the landmines idea! I alredy tried airsoft, didn't work. These cats are something else. I came home last night and they were gathered in the yard in a circle.....must be a feline cult or something! I'm all for the cult thing but this is one that's got to go. If I didn't have neighbors I would just have them all shot, but with neighbors you can't discharge a firearm. CO2 is an option, but it walks a fine line on being legal. I would poison them but they would just crawl under my place and die, stinking it up worse then they already do. Damn cats!
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airsoft didnt work?? thats weird what gun did you use? i dont know but i think if i was you i would have 3 options.
1) kill the cats in some way
2) capture the cats
3) move out (dont think thats the best option)
you need to set up some kind of trap. maybe using mice?? try every method. hell, even use throwing knives!! haha thats what id do.
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Here are some good methods i just looked up.
Try using a "yard gard" or similar electronic device, which emits a high-pitched sound inaudible to humans, but extremely annoying to cats.
Also there are motion-activated water sprinklers that will keep cats out of an area.
Natural outdoor repellents such as dried blood and orange-scented sprays.
If this doesnt work, i would go out on a cat killing spree with a chainsaw, id be p*ssed, haha.
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Update on cats: Woke up this morning to find a heat register grate proped up and out of it's place. Grabbed gun and went looking, found it eating doritos in the living room. Got it cornered, went to grab it and almost found out the hard way it wasn't a cat this time. I had a full grown possum in the house. It started to come at me, got it with a round right in the head.....needless to say I had quite the mess to clean up this morning. A .22 at point blank range does a number on those things, let me tell you! Funniest sh** though was my dad was asleep.....never heard a thing!
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OK...now opossums are a different story...Damn man... !!
I heard that animals such as racoons and opossum as well as cats are not really fond of the smell of human urine...( yeah thats what I was thinkin..!! ) check it out on the net... there are lots of examples of it working... kinda like markin your territory.!!
I guess I wouldnt suggest doing it in the house...but maybe around the outside entry area...???
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1088. writes:
yea. you take your own sh*t, put it in a bottle, then p*ss into the bottle, stir it up, then let it sit for a day or two. then you put a balloon over the top of the bottle and put the bottle in the sun for a few days. then you take off the balloon and inhale the gasses. honestly, i dont know why the f*ck anyone would want to do this.
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Man I'm so glad I grew up in an enviroment that we didn't go around trying to kill brain cells that obviously aren't there for these kids. If they want a real high they'll stalk and kill a possum at 6 in the morning......trust me that will get your blood flowing quickly, lol
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1095. writes:
13 yrs. old is way to young to be killing braincells, but if a premature high is really necessary is it so hard to find your laundry room and open your moms bleach and start sniffing? Effects such as light headness and a mild high occur and you don't have to inhale fece fumes. Plus it saves time (the process takes 1 min. max) as opposed to waiting for the sh** to fill a balloon. If used correctly robo tripping can be effective.
Or be a man and get some f***ing Marijuana.
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1100. writes:
That is sick dude, sh** taste for a week. Hell yeah dude plain old weed is the way to go. Although tripping is pretty fun also, shroomin and salvia, but stay the f*** away from jenkem, the thought of it makes me wanna wash my mouth out with shrooms (anyone who has ever done that know they tast like f***in sh**).
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the thing with shrooms is you have to be in a good mood at the time youre doing it. dont trip after a bad experience or if you feel like sh*t and have negative thoughts in your mind at the time, otherwise youll be hallucinating horrible things that will disturb you and itll be a horrifying experience.
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The last time I seen someone on shrooms was years ago a guy I knew got arrested and put in the same block I was in. He had just done some, got pulled over and thrown in jail for being under the influence or some sh*t......lets just say I don't think jail is the place to be when your on them. He was freaking out something awful!
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Came home tonight to a possum in the driveway....must of been the mate of the one I offed in the house! It didn't look happy.....couldn't shoot it with the .22, laws and all, so I dumbed a full clip from my sons airsoft into it hoping to get it to leave....mission accomplished!
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godlike...no disrespect intended. Since you live there I know you know what I mean.
Terminator...As I've stated in some of my other posts I have a wide range of music I listen to.
Now if I post Now Playing: The Dixie Chicks-Earl...........then you know the apocalypse is near! lol I hate that fu**ing song so much! My ex used to play it all the time...go figure why she's an ex hey!
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1171. writes:
yeah, limiting yourself to only one or so types of music means your missing out on a lot of other great kinds. however, if you've tried them all and only like one, at least you've tried others. always keep searching and listen to it before discounting it.
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I used to listen to country when I was younger....I still don't mind the older stuff, but I don't know a thing about todays stuff. I listen to classical now and then, hell I even like some of the older rap. But I mainly listen to metal and rock, I would say about 99% of the time.
One thing about Iowa I could never understand, maybe one of you know why it is, but how come roads out in the middle of nowhere have street names? I'm driving along one day and notice a street numbered two hundred and something and it's out in the middle of nowhere and gravel....never seen anything like that before. I lived in a hick town in South Carolina and even they don't have sh*t like that down there. Just weird to me I guess.
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godlike--lol. Heck around here we just give them names like "Old Mill Lane" or "Tin Can Road"....but I'm sure your guys way is easier for the Emergency response stuff....just seems weird when you drive along and there's a street out in the middle of nowhere....I suppose when you live there you never think about it.
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yeah... I suppose it does seem kinda weird...
as for the music styles and tastes... I didnt want anyone thinkin I was a country loving redneck..!! but yeah, I grew up with a mom that was a country fan... the older stuff like Willie Nelson,Waylon Jennings and Hank Jr... that particular country isnt as bad as any of the stuff out there now.!!
But I am definatly more of a rock / metal fan... oh alright fine.... I listen to some Air Supply and Chicago too..... HA..!! JK..!!!!!
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several years ago up in Portland Oregon, there are 3 streets with the same exact name and they dont connect to each other. it was really supposed to be a single street but it would end, then start again in some other part of the city, end after several blocks, then start again at the other side of Portland. it took about 3 hours to find the hotel we wanted and the hotel manager told us that the city planners were drunk. i think thats a lot wierder than street names in the middle of nowhere!!
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As far as musical genres go the only music I like is metal, classic rock, old punk rock/hardcore, older rap, some reggae, and alittle classical music. The only music I can't stand is modern country (I haven't given any of the older country artists much of a chance tho), r&b, and opera.
1185. writes:
ah Red_Chord....hows it goin eh..? I think the idea was to outdo the a7x thread from a year orso ago...when we hit 1227.... being that this ends tomorrow...I dont see it happenin..!! but then again...maybe..? thats only 40+ posts
YES.. LST77... I was jokin...!!
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well... I guess I have to say...that I am quite a fan of the blues too... Robert Johnson , Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker etc.... Stevie Ray Vaughn and every other youngster that followed him..
Ian Moore, Kenny Wayne Shepperd,Cris Duarte etc....
One to check out is Doyle Bramhall II....for no other reason than to check out the way he plays... he strings his guitar upside down...yeah... wound strings on the bottom... looks totally strange and seems like it would be a b^tch to play like that..but he makes it look easy..!! there is a bunch of footage on youtube...!!
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-lol that is true, but than again after 1000 we didn't have a goal to achieve it just kinda came natural to 1227, and we had more people doing this with us and everyone else was more dedicated than they are right now so the 1 word posts and the post #s weren't exactly necessary-
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1. androidvirus writes:
Why don't Slipknot start off by thanking Mushroomhead for they're very existence.