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Korn Post New Song, "I Will Protect You," Online

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You can check out a new song from KORN entitled “I Will Protect You” online over at their official MySpace page. The track comes off their as-yet-untitled eighth studio album which will be released on July 24th.

Source: sIN's Metal News

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1. dmasa writes:

ILL SAVE U THE TIME ITS NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!!

# Apr 30, 2007 @ 6:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Diamond Oz writes:

Yeah I heard it a few days ago and didn't like it either.

# Apr 30, 2007 @ 6:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Rich writes:

Well although i love early Korn the most, i still think this is a decent track. The more i listen the more it grows on me, though i still hope its not the first single and the album has stronger songs....

# Apr 30, 2007 @ 7:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. bassmaster! writes:

jon already said it's not the single soo yabut it's a alright track

# Apr 30, 2007 @ 8:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. blacky86 writes:

Its better than the stuff on their last album, but its still just a polished turd.

# May 1, 2007 @ 5:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

Crap right outta my ass.

Isn't Korn dead yet?

...why not?

# May 1, 2007 @ 11:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Broken Face writes:

im a fan of KoRn from there awesome 1st album rite up 2 the sh** heap that was see you on the otherside, altho i wasnt keen on S.Y.O.T.O.S there was still a handful of good tracks but if this album is goin the way i tthink it is they just lost a fan

# May 1, 2007 @ 3:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

They lost me when Swallow the Peter came out.

# May 1, 2007 @ 4:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Murderface writes:

"Swallow the Peter" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was good man!

Anywho, that song title sounds PATHETIC beyond belief.

# May 1, 2007 @ 7:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. RememberMetal? writes:

I refuse to even hear it. What(ever) made this band good vanished with the 3rd album.

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# May 1, 2007 @ 8:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. slayerdisciple writes:

this band has gone to flamingly homosexual

# May 1, 2007 @ 9:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. seed of satan writes:

im a korn fan but this song really sucks, i miss the old korn... see you in the other side was their worst album ever and i guess that the next album is going to be similar...

# May 1, 2007 @ 10:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Zero 54 writes:

Korn will always kick ass, i like the new song its pretty decent, i will always be a fan of this band

# May 2, 2007 @ 2:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. heavymetalfreak08 writes:

u ppl r cracked out KoRn is the best f***ing band ever and that will always b. yah there earlier sh** is the best but the new song is deffinatley good so yu all that wanna talk sh** bout korn go suck a fat one

# May 2, 2007 @ 9:02 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

You know, this is where I'd normally post something ruthlessley cruel about this retard above me, but I think that the sentence structure and spelling that he used speaks volumes more than I ever could on my best day...and I think the "08" at the end of his s/n is the year he fxckin' graduates. If it's high school, he needs to work harder, because he can't spell.

# May 2, 2007 @ 9:19 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. iammetal writes:

im at school, whats it sound like retards?

# May 2, 2007 @ 10:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. deadpool writes:

Every one of you fruitcakes that is talking crap about KoRn is an idiot. Your just saying all this because every record of theirs doesn't sound the same. I hope you realize that this band is guaranteed the main influence on your favorite bands. So why don't you all go listen to your gay emo music and cry.

# May 2, 2007 @ 8:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Public Execution writes:

I refuse to believe that Korn had any influence on Slayer, Children of Bodom, Devildriver, etc. Good job for assuming something about every person on this site which is obviously not true. For the record, I used to be a Korn fan. But after Head left, they have produced nothing but pop rock.

# May 2, 2007 @ 11:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Terminator writes:

deadpool-- are you sh**ting me?!? most of my favorite bands were formed and putting out solid music decade(s) before korn even existed. and ironically, some of them were sadly influences of korn.

bottom line, ive never liked korn. new stuff is nothing more than label-friendly scum at best.

# May 2, 2007 @ 11:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. aaron writes:

yeah that was pretty bad

# May 3, 2007 @ 1:25 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. RememberMetal? writes:

deadpool: lol

...I really don't have anything to add to that...

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# May 3, 2007 @ 2:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. What the??? volume 1 writes:

my computer wont let me listen to the new song on their myspace but id like to say that after Head left their music has gone down the tube.I hope their next album is hard and heavy SYOTOS sucked and months before it came out Jonathan said it was "their best album by far".What the???

# May 3, 2007 @ 2:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. snoop dogg writes:

this song is whack listen to my new album its the foshizzle G's

# May 3, 2007 @ 2:57 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. SN2351 writes:

Yeah the song was pretty bad. But there were some good bits in it though, i just wish korn would return to actually making HEAVY music, not this

# May 3, 2007 @ 9:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. carnage writes:

First off slayer sucks the chode, and like deadpool said your all just mad because KoRn just isn't making their first record over and over because you don't realize that is exactly what all those gay older death metal bands do. It all sounds exactly the same and it all sucks big time. At least korn can say they are different than everybody else out there you retards.

# May 3, 2007 @ 10:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. kallah writes:

Wow, another crappy a$$ song from those p***ies.

# May 3, 2007 @ 11:19 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. Red_Chord writes:

They should put a law out that makes Korn disband right f***ing now. Take this bill to congress and the senate fast. They should be impeached. THey died right at the 3rd album. And the influence Korn had on any band is in the new metal thinig, but new metal is not really there anymore.

Fact and the matter is, Korn doesn't count anymore and every single they put out, every album they produce just makes them become even more of a joke that's turning sour... Just like a bad movie where the bad guy is always getting up every time you think he's dead and wish he would be...

Currently listening to : Chimaira resurrection

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28. Murderface writes:

I'll keep this one short 'n sweet: Carnage, you suck.

# May 3, 2007 @ 3:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. Terminator writes:

carnage and deadpool are the same person. retard.

# May 3, 2007 @ 4:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. Diamond Oz writes:

Thanks Snoop I'll have a listen to ya new album!

# May 3, 2007 @ 5:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. Red_Chord writes:

Korn should change their name to cheezy...would start to make sense. Then they could play in senior citizens home, that syck a$$ music would make them relaxe and sleep...no actually it sucks so much they might die of boredom or sh** their pants...

# May 3, 2007 @ 9:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. Fred Durst writes:

I am better than the lead singer of Slayer!Introducing!THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH!AND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER!VOLUME 2 COMING TO STORES!

# May 4, 2007 @ 1:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. kcity3 writes:

Korn thinks their re-inventing themselves is a good thing,but they were doing good i dont see the need to have re-invented.I was a big fan me and my dad saw them in FL they rocked but now since Head left their new music sounds watered down.Korn should have listened to the moral:If it aint broke dont fix it.Also MTV unplugged was horrible,every1 knows MTV sucks and should be taken off the air but dumb teenage kids give them ratings by watching these gay reality shows.Sad.

# May 4, 2007 @ 1:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. Cynic writes:

"your all just mad because KoRn just isn't making their first record over and over because you don't realize that is exactly what all those gay older death metal bands do."

Ha, I love how people throw death metal around aimlessly without naming bands. I swear most people's knowledge doesn't go an inch past Cannibal Corpse. Never got into Korn, I was a Linkin Park kid.

# May 4, 2007 @ 1:19 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. carnage writes:

First off if you don't like korn what the hell are you doing on this site morons. Maybe you should pull your head out of your a$$ and pay attention to what cynic and i are saying that all death metal sounds the same and sucks a fat chubby. All it requires is fast picking and double bass drums. That's not talent, that's gay.

# May 4, 2007 @ 12:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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36. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Carnage, this site is for heavy metal and not progressive rock music, just like Korn. So we are here to denounce the ridicule fact that Korn should not be on the news of this site because Korn is not metal, it is gay rock...
Actually, you and your boyfriend cynic (it's alright you know as long as you are happy, whatever floats your boat) are the ones who don't belong on this site.
I am sure that there are good websites were you can post on radio friendly gay rock on the web. So it was really not nice knowong you and get bend (by the way I used to love Korn but since take a look in the mirror, they are horrible).

Tata, got to go listen to real metal, but you wouldn't know what I am talking about.

# May 4, 2007 @ 12:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. Red_Chord writes:

Oh did I mention that Korn where not good at all ? Just checking to make sure.

# May 4, 2007 @ 6:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. the antihippy writes:

who the hell said korn is prog rock!?

just...... no, just no.

and why do people always throw death metal in to defend their own music even when they haven't fully listened to some death metal songs yet?

# May 4, 2007 @ 7:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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39. Cynic writes:

Wait what?! Did either of you actually READ my post? I was saying the exact oppisite to what you think. I'll show you -

"All it requires is fast picking and double bass drums. That's not talent, that's gay."

You're a moron if you believe that. If you read my first post (with your eyes open this time) you're probably realising that your knowledge of death metal doesn't go past seeing Cannibal Corpse on Ace Ventura. "Necrophagist just has fast picking and no talent haha lololzz!!!11"

# May 4, 2007 @ 10:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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40. Angry Mob Justice writes:

I've read cynics post on some of the more underground bands on this site and i know he knows what good metal is and not the stereotypical or more well known sh**. How could he not when his screen name is taken after one of the most influential technical death metal bands. As for carnage, what kind of f***ing death metal bands do you listen to? From your ignorant statement, you obviously haven't listened to much if not any.

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41. carnage dont know $hit writes:

my name says it all

# May 5, 2007 @ 3:03 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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42. carnage doesnt know $hit about music writes:

my name says it all

# May 5, 2007 @ 3:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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43. James Hetfield writes:

please fans support us buy buying our albums and not downloading our songs off of the internet.For those who play guitar hero 2 we are suing them for using Master of Puppets without permission.

# May 5, 2007 @ 3:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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44. FUCK KORN writes:

Way to pick up on the sarcasm there douchebags!

Uh buddy, im really stoned so im not sure if this will make sense but..

i didnt think sarcasm was possible to establish in writing considering we cant hear it being said.. but okay!

fukk korn and metal!

# May 5, 2007 @ 6:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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45. the antihippy writes:

^^hy? jonathan davis is f***ing ugly and i ain't gay.

# May 5, 2007 @ 7:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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46. the antihippy writes:

*why

# May 5, 2007 @ 7:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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47. Red_Chord writes:

Korn is gay beyond anything I know...wait no I take that back, there is simple plan but they sound the same.... har har har...

# May 5, 2007 @ 7:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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48. kcity3 writes:

korns old songs are pretty good tho

# May 6, 2007 @ 1:25 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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49. kornluver writes:

I think you should all just shut the f*** up and admit to your worthless selves that it is a great song. Maybe korn had some better tracks but this one is still awesome. And to all of you f***ing idiotic b****es who say that korn has no talent and anyone can do it, I want to see your p***y ass's try to pull off anything that korn has done. I've seen a couple comments that have talked about korn having no talent and if you are going to say that then you should prove it. So go ahead and make a complete fool out of yourself trying to.

# May 6, 2007 @ 3:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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50. Red_Chord writes:

Alright d***head here it comes....I think that Korn did have some talent back in the days, They did a music that no one else did and brought metal back on track in the 90's. So yeah, they did have great talent...but uafter a while, it got diluted and not as good anymore...heck you can't go on forever right ? But then they tried (TRIED) to change their sound and they sure did but it's now not good at all, lacks imagination, structure, balls and heart.

So I think that you should listen to that track again and then listen to what they did a long time ago and if you can tell me that they are still awesome you are the f***ing idiotic b**** and should pull your head out of your ass....

Thank you and have a nice day kornf***er

# May 6, 2007 @ 8:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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51. Das_Testament writes:

I don't see what you all are mad at each other for. I mean, NO TWO people have the exact same musical interest. If you like old korn but hate new korn, more power to you. If you like both styles of korn, the same thing applies. Who cares what music a person likes? Korn are still making money so im sure they still have a large fan base. If you like the new song, good for you, if you don't, who cares? We are all allowed to listen to what pleases us. Its music. No band keeps the EXACT same sound every record, they always seem to change it a bit to please the audience and themselves. Some may approve, some might not. Its music...there isn't an artist that EVERYONE likes. Get over it.

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52. carnage writes:

First off das testament has a very good point. Second of all obviously korn is good enough to have joey jordison,one of the best metal drummers right now, tour with them you d***weeds. All you close minded douche bags need to expand your music collection beyond death metal. Sure I listen to some death metal bands, but that isn't all i listen to.

# May 7, 2007 @ 10:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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53. Red_Chord writes:

Well first of all, das testament's point has been made before over and over again and it just ain't fun at all. If we kill the fights and opinions, there is nothing left to post. For example : you know my good old friend, I really don't like Korn but if you like it awesome ! Oh ! Thank you very much buddy, I understand that you don't like Korn and I respect that...WOW ! MU would be so entertaining.

The problem is this one. WHen we argue, don't take it personnally, just laugh your pants out. When somebody says that I am a douche because I hate Korn, I think it is really funny. I don't go all p***ed off in front of my computer and I hope that you guys don't either. And I just can't wait to see what the other guy will think of as a reply...

So Korn sucks and please don't go cry to your mommy because we don't agree and like to wrote about nothing !

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54. carnage writes:

I am the same way Red Chord. I think it's funny as hell what others say about me because I don't give a crap. Sure we may disagree on our musical tastes but, I still think some of these people need to not be so close minded and open up to more music. Death metal isn't the only music out there. And obviously someone thinks korn is metal enough to post on this website.

# May 7, 2007 @ 6:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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55. slayerdisciple writes:

personally i dont like korn but i hate it when people tell me to open up to new music, pink floyd and the dire straits r 2 of my fav. bands of all time and they def. arnt metal, i dont demand metal but i demand talent which nu metal (95% of the bands anyway) lacks

# May 7, 2007 @ 7:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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56. Red_Chord writes:

Well, I am glad to hear that you feel this way carnage cause in the end that's what it's all about. A good fight and laughter. Like I said, Korn were very very good in their time but yep I don't like it anymore. And believe me I listen to all kind of music except rap...and slayerdisciple, pink floyd and dire straits are 2 awesome bands...

In the not metal music I listen to there is Stevie Ray Vaughn, a lot of lounge, music, Portishead, Massive Attack, Zero 7...heck I like a lot of kind of music...

Keep voicing your opinions and no quarters...LOL

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57. Terminator writes:

im a big CSN/Y and B.B. King fan myself

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58. kcity3 writes:

red chord is right this place would be boring if every1 kissed each others ass.Korn does have talent but they should go back to their old ways instead of re-inventing.Oh and if people want to talk trash about a really sh**ty nu-metal band then heres the band for you: system of a down.SOAD are the most overrated nu-metal band out there.Seriously i dont see how so many people claim to "love them" and call them "the best band out there" when those same people are those who bash nu-metal!Also there songs are played constantly on the radio its annoying.Some of SOAD's songs are good but extremely overrated.And 2 words sums SOAD all up:Too Commercial.

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59. slayerdisciple writes:

^i agree soad is overated and not metal but i actually kinda like them but atleast they havnt given us any rap collaberations (that i know of anyway), Red Chord i love Stevie Ray Vaughn, i also listen to a lot of Lynard Skynard, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Simon and Garfunkle, CCR, Aerosmith, and Eric Clapton, somethin bout 60s and 70s music i dont know i love it

# May 7, 2007 @ 11:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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60. slayerdisciple writes:

i listen to some punk/early hardcore like Bad Brains, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Sex Pistols, Minor Threat, Ramones (who doesnt), Misfits, and The Casulties
now playing: Megadeth- Five Magics

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61. the antihippy writes:

my musical taste seems to be going strange places nowadays..... metal shall always be at the forefront though.

now downloading: between the buried and me-alaska

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62. kcity3 writes:

yeah slayerdisciple a few of their songs are good.i like some of the 80's music i guess it has something to do with nostaligia.My sister loves punk rock.Every genre has its posers but i think punk and metal are the two that have the most imitation out there.For example Avril Lavigne and Limp Bizkit.

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63. Red_Chord writes:

I agree with the fact that SOAD is overated and man I just loath Malarkian...he's a d*** and he's full of himself.

You guys have great musical taste I see. I think it's great to see how open minded you guys are. I respect that a lot and there is not one band that you guys mentioned that I don't like.

Slayerdisciple, the 60's and 70's music is very special and I think it is because they were all putting up new sounds out there and they were true to what they believe, they were true to their music (that's why you feel it soooooo good when you listen to it). The corporate sound was not present these days, they were more free to experiment. Look at the Beatles for example. Listen to their first albums and then listen to the later stuff. It is much more f***ed up and exprimental yet they weren't pushed to stick to their initial sound and that's what made them monsters of music (in a good way). You could truly see the evolution and the talent.

And I am also a big sucker for 80's pop music that played on the radio. I don't know, there is something about it that's makes me happy when I listen to it. It is very cheezy but somehow a good cheezy.

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64. Red_Chord writes:

Oh ! Did I mention that I love Stoner rock ? Kyuss and Fu Manchu ! It sounds awesome on the road guys !!!

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65. Das_Testament writes:

Speaking of being open minded out about music, I Iisten to the White Stripes, 30 Seconds to Mars, (I agree with you Red_Chord on the stoner rock), Zakk Wylde's Pride and Glory days, and im sure there are others I just can't think of right now. I just think its dumb for people to bash a band because they change their sound. Keeping the same sound for a certain period of time gets boring for some people and when you change up your style you can bring in a new audience(which kinda goes under wanting more money sometimes). I do believe korn had started something great, but kinda went off in the wrong direction, although I do still like some of their new songs, here and there anyways. They shouldn't rush changing their sounds so much though, that kinda just changes the audience every year. Its good that people have a wide selection of music, but to complain that a band is changing their sound? Oh well, its the music industry and these days, its always about money.

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66. Red_Chord writes:

well Das testament, it's not the fact that a band chages their sound that makes us mad, it's the fact that their new sound sucks. And I think that Korn went with a sound that just doesn't cut it. There is no power in their music anymore, you don't feel the balls and the passion.. That's why I am b****ing them. And I own the 30 second to mars album ,not bad at all for a first effot

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67. slayerdisciple writes:

^agreed except the 30 secs. to mars thing they suck (in my opinion)
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68. DeathInEye writes:

Well in my opinion Korn has never had balls. They've never had talent in my opinion. But, for some reason unknown to me, people like them. Fvck, people love them. But you know what? People also love Blink 182! I hate them. Does that make them bad? No, it means they're unappealing to me. And as far as bands I like being influenced by Korn, I doubt it. But if Lamb of God happens to be influenced by Korn, it still doesn't matter because I'm not influenced by Korn. In fact, if I were to make a "do not" dvd for how to play metal, I'm sure Korn would be mentioned, a lot. And as far as death metal sounding the same, just no.

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69. slayerdisciple writes:

death metal sounds the same to the untrained ear, to someone who just plays 2 different bands next to each other maybe cause i use to think the same thing, DeathInEye a do not dvd including korn would be good, if i join a band i would make a shirt that says korn sucks and wear it to every gig i did

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70. Das_Testament writes:

I believe what you said Slayerdisciple. I hate when people say that all I listen to are bands that just scream. There are bands that scream, yell, growl, sing, or do other styles. BIG differences in the metal scene and to the untrained eye, easily confused. Hatebreed yells, Satyricon has more of a growl to their music, and Chimaira does a bit of the heavier yelling mixed to give it a darker sound. People need to stop sterotyping metal and just listen.

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71. slayerdisciple writes:

^agreed either that or they should just shut up
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72. Das_Testament writes:

Yep. So true

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73. DeathInEye writes:

Well, I'm sure this will upset the genre police but DevilDriver and Lamb of God seem to be related but one can clearly distinguish one from the other. Same can be said for In Flames vs Soilwork vs Arch Enemy vs Dark Tranquillity vs Scar Symmetry vs The Haunted vs This Ending. I feel like I'm missing a few lol

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74. slayerdisciple writes:

i also hate it when people tell me that all i listen to is devil worshipping/satanic music and accuse me of being a satanist
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75. DeathInEye writes:

I think what really pisses me off is when I finally convince someone that metal is a talent filled genre with great messages and then a fan shows up who fits every stereotype and screws all my defending up.

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76. slayerdisciple writes:

definetly post 74 i can easily distinguish between them because they have different sounds and different influences

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77. Red_Chord writes:

Me too about the satanist thing...I'm Christian so I am very very far from being Satan's fan...

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78. DeathInEye writes:

I hate this whole influence thing. I have bands I like but seriously I do everything I can to sound different. Those are the bands that usually stick around, the ones who sound different. And to predisembowel the "Korn is different" argument, there's a distinction between different and radio friendly.

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79. kcity3 writes:

i hate radio-friendly music.99% of it is trash.Before 'See You on the Other Side' came out,i NEVER,EVER heard Korn on the radio except the once in a blue moon freak on a leash or falling away from me.What i heard was that Korn's sound from their first two albums was too scary for radio.

Replying to redchord yeah i usually hate pop but back in the 80's pop was awesome.Also the 80's Metallica rules!

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80. Cynic writes:

carnage writes: "I still think some of these people need to not be so close minded and open up to more music. Death metal isn't the only music out there."

Uhh... where are you getting this from? I don't think anyone even mentioned korn vs death metal, that's one hell of a tangent. I listen alot of ambient, classical and jazz music at the moment, tied in with metal of course. Expanding into other genres can really help when writing you're own music, but writing it in a metal context.

"i also hate it when people tell me that all i listen to is devil worshipping/satanic music and accuse me of being a satanist" - Yeah, you'll find that most people in life are f***ing idiots.

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81. the antihippy writes:

i seem to be making a revival back to metal... sort of balancing my musical tastes nowadays.

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82. Red_Chord writes:

About the satanist thing, just look at how people live their life nowadays and just reply to them that they don't have anything to say about you or people that listens to metal because they are selfish, evil and they listen to pop music where it's only whores f***ing around with a lot of guys....so they can kiss my ass...

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83. carnage writes:

Hey cynic, I didn't say people were comparing korn to death metal, I'm saying people are only saying that death metal is the only music better than korn. Sure Pantera and Korn are my favorite bands but that's not all I listen to.I like steve vai,tool, malmsteen, buckethead, and alot of classical and blues.

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84. kcity3 writes:

you know what i dont get is you can go see a movie with tons of violence in it and no1 cares,but Cannibal Corpse makes a song called Hammer Smashed Face and every1 freaks out.

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85. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah, it's true !

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86. kcity3 writes:

ok i got it to work on my computer so I just heard Korn's new song I am very dissapointed its very soft and too poppish.

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87. Zero 54 writes:

I love Korn was in their Politcs Video at East Troy WI f**king sweet new sh*t

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88. B&J 45 writes:

i connot believe that the song of korn is soft I am dissapointed

# May 14, 2007 @ 11:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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89. Jericho writes:

So this is the soon to be metalundergroundjericho.com. Interesting site, we have a well established site filled with a couple of worthless sh**ty, bands that are not underground like this piece of crap Korn. What the f***? Is this website overrun by a couple of geezers with alzheimer, because this sh** is ridiculous.

To all of you Rectum sniffing twats, who like this wigger mainstream band, as well as other lagoobrius bands like washed-up bands who just needs to die now. Wether it be bands with those fossils from HellYeah, Slayer, and Iron Maiden.

I have been reading for the past few weeks here, and you are all a bunch of narrow-minded morons who gives us the educated metalheads a bad name.

I suppose thousands of people have passed by and witness the unwitty trash-like behaviors from you jackasses. And that just makes me sick. Allow me to introduce myself as Jericho, and I am sure to bring my "how to be a social, witty, open-minded" courses to this site.

Because now that the Jericho has come to Metal Underground, no longer shall I allow all of this morons to go to the outside world and put stereotypes into the genre I have developed a passion for.

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90. Jericho writes:

But to let you guys know, don't bother in trying to counter, because there is no way in hell, I shall officially start my comments in this dreadful thread who belongs to this turd-lickers.

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91. Red_Chord writes:

Super ! A fighter ! Man I like that, this is going to bring some life on MU. Welcome Jericho and I hope we will disagree some day...hehehehehehe

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92. Zero 54 writes:

Well look at you, aren't you something special. I glad your here to teach us how to think and talk. Well I see you don't like Korn Iron Maiden Hellyeah and Slayer, I like all those bands, each in their own way has contributed to this industry alot more than metalundergoundjericho will even in your little cute and witty vision. Surely if you have looked around you’ll see I have gotten in a few arguments. At least I try to respect the people who deserve it.
You are not better than anyone else’s opinion, especially the people who have been here a long time. Your a real peice of work buddy, why don't you get your head out of your a$$ and stop being a little b*tch. Don't worry about someone countering your little intro speech because I just did. i am not impressed

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93. Nephilim writes:

lol...i cant believe that guy. what a f***ing loser. we're supposed to be narrow minded, and hes going on about how sh** and washed up these guys are, and that only the music he likes is good. f***ing hypocrite. btw sh**head, allow me introduce myself as a complete douchebag. Because now that the Nephilim have come to Metal Underground, no longer shall thou know peace. douche.

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94. If shit happens, it is the will of Fuck writes:

Yo yo calm down guys there must be a sulution to these these problems but if you want forgiveness go get a religion until then you guys are all complete douchebags.

fukk it all! lol

hahahahahahahahaha

i'm an emo fag i self harm every day!

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95. Bingles writes:

Guys, guys.
Music is all about opinions. If you have an opinion to share, please, don't force it on someone. ( A lot like religion should be)
So chill out, and if you don't like KoRn, then by all means, that is fine.
If you do like KoRn, then more power to you. I know I do, and I look forward to their next album.
Just, treat every band with the respect they do so honestly deserve and chill out.

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96. Red_Chord writes:

Bingles, I will refer you to post 53 to know my opinion about the chill and let's all be friends thing. And I will ad that if you don't like a little action, there is always the teletubbies website...enjoy !!

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97. derROCK writes:

YOU NAY SAYERS ARE JUST PPL WITH LACK OF MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE./ IM NOT SAYIGN I KNOW IT ALL BUT.. KORN + TERRY BOZZIO OF FRANK ZAPPA AND OTHER GREAT BANDS. IS A GREAT COLLABORATION. THEY HAVE EVEOLVED INTO DEEPER SIDESDS OF MUSIC. THEY CANT JUST STAY AS ONE SOUND JUST FOR THOSE OUT THERE THAT CANT HANDLE CHANGE.. I THINK ITS A GREAT SONG AND I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ALBUM/ CHECK OUT WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DEADSEX

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98. Jericho writes:

Zero 54 and Nephlim, you 2 pig turds have the audacity to counter attack someone like Jericho who is indeed trying to revive the 2nd golden age of Heavy Metal. You idiots are clueless and lost in your nightlife, and sacricfices, ritual ceremonies, and Nazi male orgies.

You're all a bunch of ashamed pig sh**s who cannot even accept that you are a couple of fat asshats like those anime nerds with no life.

Iron Maiden was great, but continuing to play in tours is making them over shadow the younger bands that play in their light, like Trivium, and Shadows fall. Slayer is a "never has-been" the only song I enjoyed from them was "Raining blood" everything has been utter juvenile sh**. Hell yeah are a couple of washed up assclowns, supergroups never last long, ex. Audioslave.

And Korn, unlike Slayer, and even Anthrax, were a least "has-beens". Korn sucked after SYOTOS, Anthrax only lasted succes with their first 2 albums, Korn lasted from 1994-2003 in their prime, and that showed them their talent. But now they're done, and needs to pack it up. There you have asshats, I saw this coming, none of you can even defend your sh** opinions. Mine's are what count, and you know why? Because I am Jericho, asshats, now get your head out of your asses and look up to me as the fountain of knowledge.

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99. Zero 54 writes:

All right ego c*nt stain, you want to talk sh** about me and Nephlim. At least he knows what he is talking about. You said "You idiots are clueless and lost in your nightlife, and sacrifices, ritual ceremonies, and Nazi male orgies." What the f*ck is wrong with you. I mean this is just a metal discussion website on articles, you fascist skinhead.
I have all the respect in the world for Vinnie Paul Abbott for continuing to play music after his brother was murdered 10ft away ,he could be done but he is doing what he loves to, I am not really into Hellyeah image but that is overshadowed by Vinnie and Chad Grey's talent. Iron Maiden has been one of the most influencal bands to this industry and it is an Honor for Shadows Fall and Trivium to play with them. Slayer has been a dominant bad in this industry for many years with an enormous fan base. And Korn, I love Korn, I see you appreciated Korn up to SYOTOS; one album should not make the image of a band, perhaps this new album the all mighty jericho will like better while he is narcissistically jerking off to himself.
It’s too bad sh*t head it appears you like trivium and shadows fall those bands are in my top five. I generally listen to music made in the 2000’s. But at least I can respect the people who came before and continuing what they love to do. “None of you can even defend your sh** opinions.” I just did

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100. Caspar writes:

Head is back for the new studio album. But yeah , im a great fan of korn and all, but See You On The Other side?
Really not their best.
Old school KoRn all the way.

# May 15, 2007 @ 3:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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101. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Jericho, your strarting to sound a little bit ridiculous...I am guessing you are a midget with a small pen so that's why you try to show a big ego...it's easy when nobody sees how small you are...

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102. Jericho writes:

Zero 54, you rectum sniffer, you have not defended your opinion in the slightest sh**, you chunk of possum fat. Calling me names like "fascist skinhead" doesn't count for sh**, and Slayer never, and Jericho means, never, have been a dominant band(not bad, you illietare behemoth) in the metal industry, they're just over-rated, and now they're sell-outs.

But I could care less for Slayer, it the fact oblivious morons like you are a bunch of narrow-minded asshats. Yes, asshats. That pretty much the word that sums the typical 2000s metalhead. It irks me. I read all of your dumbass posts all over the web, about how one sell-outs, and throw in stereotypes. I see this in Youtube, Ultimatemetal, metalunderground, but I shall not allow this metalundergroundjericho.

Red Chord, I am guessing you are a fat gargantuan sloth ready to explode, if you do, there will be pig feets, chicken substances, porks rinds and beans flying for miles, do the world a favor and hide in a cave before you blow us all to kingdom come.

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103. Zero 54 writes:

Jericho likes to use petty verbal assaults and talk about himself in the 3rd person. I tell ya man there isn't much wit to that, I will admit they are creative, but not very compelling. I am not impressed. My opinions are justified
I have never been big into Slayer but I most certainly don’t mind them, they play decent metal.
What Red Chord is trying to say is that Jericho has short man's complex.

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# May 15, 2007 @ 5:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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104. Red_Chord writes:

Ah Jericho my dear dear midget with a small ink marker...you couldn't be more wrong in your assesment of me. I am actually 6 feet and 150 pounds, which makes me far from fat...but listen midget, I know how frustrating it must be for you to always look up to everybody else and rhink : I wonder what it looks like up there ! Sniff sniff . Then you cry yourself to sleep thinking : I whish I could be as successfull as mini me...but forget about it, you don't have the balls to get to the top so stay down and play with the ants...

And Zero 54, I see you understood what I implied. Good luck with the midget called Jericho but don't worry, I'll be around. He's entertaining !

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105. Zero 54 writes:

Alliances are fun. I myself am not small I am 6,3 and 240, he sould of knew this would happen everything he talks we will stike him down like the little b*tch he is. He comments will get more and more extreme(ly funny). This should be a good time. Red_Chord Nephlim Zero 54 vs Jericho

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# May 15, 2007 @ 9:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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106. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah, I am looking forward to it and I know this is going to fire him up (the d***eless midget) so even more fun for us.
Jericho hasn't been on the post for a while and you know why ? His master has put the laptop on the table and he can't reach it and he is too dumb to use a chair. poor little midget Jericho.

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107. Terminator writes:

well Red_Chord, according to our allegiance papers, if you are seriously considering fighting this......jericho fellow, i am obligated to join in on your behalf. we must rally our forces and protect our rubber/elastic band factories!

jericho-- you eat poo and smell like it too, so there.

oh yeah, and you dont know sh** about heavy metal music.

on a related note, i dislike korn. and i hate their new stuff.

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108. Zero 54 writes:

Alliances have a common goal with different motives it good if you join our alliance against him. Look at the Allies in WWII. It doesn't matter if you love Korn or not or just old Korn. Our Alliance does not have same taste in music but that we all hate jericho we are willing to put that aside to defeat him. i am glad to have you join us. Red_Chord Terminator Nephlim Zero 54 vs Jericho. When ever he speaks we counter. he won't f*ck with all of us.

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109. Nephilim writes:

hey i just thought of something...he called US fat asshats like those anime nerds with no life...the audacity of him... jericho, you rectum sniffer, i think you are a great chunk of possum fat that needs to pull his head out of his a$$ and look up to us as the fountain of knowledge...

wtf is wrong with you? you talk about yourself in the first person and think you can revive the "second golden age of heavy metal" by sitting at your computer with a f***ing dictionary. You need to relax a bit.

what music DO you like btw? it seems to me that you have a problem with everything.

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110. Nephilim writes:

oh yeah i listen to behemoth, cryptopsy, etc so dont call me an ignorant kabloodle of elephant sh** that only listens to pop sellout bands, not that ive ever really heard korn on the radio but yeah.

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111. Zero 54 writes:

I got a feeling he likes trash influenced metalcore he said "Iron Maiden was great, but continuing to play in tours is making them over shadow the younger bands that play in their light, like Trivium, and Shadows fall." my b*tch might be refering to metalcore as the 2nd age but it is really hard tring to make sense of a retard. Metalcore is my favorite genre personally. I told him i listen to music after the 2000's he called my typical with no slanders in that sentence.IDK. I can't wait for him to come back on like a lamb to the slaughter.

To keep this "on topic so my statement isn't removed i liked untouchables best for Korn Albums"

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112. Nephilim writes:

mines probably self titled or life is peachy. untouchables wasn't bad i suppose.

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113. KeedsKab writes:

how are you
a resource is a class !!! if yet admin replied to letter which I wrote him let us help each other
blonde busty all right I went away to meeting

# May 16, 2007 @ 4:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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114. Red_Chord writes:

Untouchables for me as well. In our allianjce, we need our great firend Lord Cashington to join...he will enjoy this more than anything in the world. He dislikes midgets like Jericho because they think they are powerfull but he will show them that he is powerfull. Heck we all are compare to this pile of rat asses...

But it doesn't matter how many we are in the alliance, he will try to f*** with us. I just can't wait for Terminator to join in, he's good at this !!!

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115. Alliance Zero 54 writes:

Anyone can join who hates Jericho, I guess we wait for him, keep an eye out for him to surface on other articles. I can't wait to hear for our little b*tch.

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# May 16, 2007 @ 3:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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116. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah, our own little nidget b**** !!

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# May 16, 2007 @ 6:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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117. slayerdisciple writes:

Zero 54 count me in on ur alliance f*** the midget prick who calls himself jericho, hey jericho i bet refering to urself in the 3rd person gets u alot of tail fag but neither does ur half a milimeter peter below the belt
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# May 16, 2007 @ 9:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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118. Red_Chord writes:

Isn't it fun to have somebody to dislike, especially when that somebody puts every efforts possible to make himself so dislikable...plus he just makes every midget in the world look bad because he doesn't represent them in a good way. As for the size of his malboro, well there is nothing to do about it except laugh at him !!!

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119. Jericho writes:

My, I see the gathering of the transgendered tramps has started, Haha. You idiots all need to band up in a orgy to take down the Golden age of a Woman life, Hahahahahahaha. You asshats are patethic, it seems the ayatollah Jericho finally some fools he has been fed to. I'll make each and everyone of you my b****es starting this very moment, and once you are on the list of my "vanquished foes" all of you shall become my students and learn from the man in Heavy Metal himself. I

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120. carnage writes:

I am back dudes. Who the hell is this fruitcup Jericho. Red Chord, count me in on your
alliance against this self centered low life idiot. I know I haven't agreed with alot of you guys but Jericho is the type of person that is in my opinion, MAKING METAL GAY. Which is why it takes people like us true metal heads to spread the word and keep it alive. So watch it Jericho because I will make YOU MY Bitc*, you tiny little fruitcup.

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121. slayerdisciple writes:

Jericho how old r u? my 10 yr old sister comes up with better comebacks and things to say, your pathetic and u give metal a bad name
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122. Caspar writes:

im in on the alliance, if you'll have me that is.
jericho seems quite the sphincter

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123. Terminator writes:

hahaha, Jericho, please, humor us some more!!! i love how you opened post 119 with some good old-fashioned self analysis.

you know, they say knowledge is power, and by that standard you are not only a very small midget, but a very weak one to boot! you wont last long here buddy, for the "walls of Jericho" are already crumbling down.

so please, enlighten us with your vast plethora of metal knowledge....

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# May 17, 2007 @ 2:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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124. Jericho writes:

I am not the fruitcup that is Red Chord, his only insult seems to be "you're midget". Is that all you got asshat? By the way, moonshine runners, I am 6'2, weighting 180 pounds. Now that Jericho has said that, you assclowns, what other thing can you semen-sippers come up with?

Let me show you twats something, there are the seven deadly sins: envy, gluttony, sloth, avarice, greed, pride, lust.

As the great Jericho came to MU, he witness the sins of sloths, and gluttony here by you gargantuan behemoth's. I am here to heal each and every single one of you to become decents beings of virtue like the Ayatollah...Jericho!!!!

Of course there is no way in hell, and Jericho means, no way...in hell, you can ever hold a candle to the charisma, wits, of this treasure made for your filthy aid-ridden sisters.

But anyways, Jericho has had enough of witnessing you ape-mans who are a disgrace to the primate population vomit all your futile attempts at Jericho. It is time to own each and every single one of you maybelline-covered apes as my b****es. Starting right now, after we get this underway, which we undoubtely will, Jericho shall lecture each one of you, thus ushering a new era "metalundergroundjericho era"!!!

Starting of with the asexual ape beast w/ man tits...Red Chord. Apparently you have a fetish for midgets and ink markers hanging down your rank c-unt.

Terminator, I know metal more than your ape brain will ever know, assclown, your intelligence doesn't go any further than a sewer rat.

Slayerdisciple, apparently you like the d***s from slayer, I'm not going to bash you for liking them, they pioneer a tons of bands that surpass them themselves. I'm 20, and i am the embodiment of good metal...you...are nothing more than a penguin sh**-stain in the underwear of society.

And zero54, talking about midgets, you must be the circus dwarf of the group. Living a life of sin in the streets of the underworld opening your hind quarters to anyone. You make Jericho aka Greatness sick to six pack.

I now know myself, I have four tramps at my disposal. You four elfs must truly be ashamed of yourself for being owned by Jericho upon his debut to metalundergroundjericho, Hahaha.

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125. Alliance Zero 54 writes:

Jericho i was looking at your article to find something to attack you, but this one was really lame and it didn't make any rational sense it was incoherent rambling. This Jericho had a different IP address so he may be a poser of a poser. Jericho, you never did anwser our question you little b*tch, on what music the almighgty one likes. There is know way you can take all of us. I see you comments are few and are very short now i think that you are giving up, s*it stain. There is now Caspar Slayerdisiciple Carnage Red_Chord Terminator Nephilium Zero 54 vs a lonely Jericho b*tch

# May 17, 2007 @ 2:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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126. Terminator writes:

we've been owned??? all you've done is called us asshats amongst other 3rd grade level insults. you've yet to prove that you possess any knowledge of metal other than the dishwater fact that 'slayer was an influence'. wow. how unbelievably generic.

i find it quite amusing how you boast about your wits amongst other qualities you claim to possess, yet in your final paragraph, you called us "elfs". how original.

now playing: Antonio Vivaldi - concerto No.2 in G minor, RV 315 'Summer'

# May 17, 2007 @ 3:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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127. Red_Chord writes:

It is true that the IP is not the same but honestly, it doesn't change anything at all. I don't even know where he wants to go with all that. He doesn't even say what he likes about metal so my guess is that he prefers Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Maria Carey and the likes.

Maybe Jericho will tell us that the best metal band band is Fozzy from is alter ego Chris Jericho. I'm sure he digs that crap and I think that he would like to have a relationship of the gay sort with the wrestler.

Anyways, I think I overestimated Jericho. I thought that we could have fun going at war with him but he is bleak, pointless and A MIDGET !!! YEah f***er, you're a MIDGET.

# May 17, 2007 @ 3:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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128. Jericho writes:

Idiots, first off my name doesn't come from Chris Jericho or whatever his name is. But you want to know the name of the bands I like, sure here it goes at you. By the way zero 54, I think you missed post 124. Check it out, you're now officially a wayward member of my sheep. My favorite band is Amon Amarth, but i'll give you a list of most of them.

Children of bodom
Black Label Society
Guns n Roses
Iron Maiden
Pantera
Cradle of Filth
Metallica
Mortification
Arch Enemy
In Flames
Satyricon
Living Sacrifice
Cryptosy
Cynic
Zyklon
Morbid Angel
Dark Tranquility
Mercyful Fate
Mayhem
Sepultura
Bolt Thrower
Bathory
Doomsword
Finntroll
Solstafir
Moonsorrow
Borknagar
Graveland
Nightwish
Vanaheim
Anarion
Crimson Glory
Dragonforce
Shadows fall
Dreamtheater
Iced Earth
Raphsody of Fire
Stormwind
Windir
FolkEarth
Nile
Spawn of Possesion
Epicedium
Candlemass
Zao
Killswitch Engage

There you have it, a wide array of bands. It all varied here. Now let see yours Red pansy.

# May 17, 2007 @ 3:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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129. Jericho writes:

Anyways, my name was inspired by the biblical city of Jericho. Unlike the sh**-names you guys crapped out of your asses. You all lack intelligence, and charisma, Red Pansy apprently continues to call Jericho a "midget". Is that all you got, tramp? That is the most lamest insult in here by far. Face it, you are not even worthy of licking my ass, you penguin rectum licker.

Anyways, you guys are dreadful, but still my ape-b****es. Anyone else want to step up. There will be many activites to keep this up. My first goal is owning this entire site full of illiterate apes. Afterwards we shall go underway with the lessons. So keep taking your meds until we get this underway tramps.

Jericho is not leaving metalunderground until you idiotic satanists pigs, grasp my concepts. You all have very lame insults and are a bunch of foul-mouthed asshats, does the demons who commans you all does not allow you to brush the wooden pecks you crackers call teeth?

If you refused to heed my courses then I suggest you crawl back to the filthy womb of the jackal that shat you out of her a$$ before I humilate you all so horribly like I am doing right now, you retarted apes. It is common in your neandhertal world to have this moods filled with deleria. Do not dare to rebel against Jericho again with your chimp guts flapping you, you primate lint-sniffers.

# May 17, 2007 @ 4:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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130. Terminator writes:

ah...but of course jericho, you parasitic sack of end trail, i would be much willing to take your educational course if i wanted to learn how to live like a retarded midget...but im quite satisfied with my current metal knowledge and am confident in my abilities to keep growing that knowledge.

# May 17, 2007 @ 5:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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131. carnage writes:

Alright this Jericho guy is starting to get real annoying with the same gay a$$ comebacks every time. All your "insults" have something to do with your a$$. I'm starting to think that you are gay and really like lookin at dudes a$$es. Get that religious crap off of here. This website is for people to talk about good music, not for your lame preaching. By the way other than 4 of those bands you listed, you have a shi**y taste in music.

# May 17, 2007 @ 6:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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132. carnage writes:

By the way for those of you who do like KoRn, they posted a new song called evolution on myspace. I think it's better than Protect. Just thought I'd let ya know.

# May 17, 2007 @ 6:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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133. slayerdisciple writes:

"Jericho is not leaving metalunderground until you idiotic satanists pigs, grasp my concepts. You all have very lame insults and are a bunch of foul-mouthed asshats, does the demons who commans you all does not allow you to brush the wooden pecks you crackers call teeth?"

wow so now were all satanists? im a christian good goin douche bag and im pretty sure terminator is an atheist, we have lame insults and we have foul mouths? every other word that has come out of ur mouth has been asshat or a$$ clown (alot like chris jericho) so whos the foul mouth? uh ... you,
ur bands i have to say im impressed not an untalented band in that list and 3/4 of them r some of my favs of all time especially bathory, mayhem, and satyricon too bad an queer midget like u has to have a good taste in music
Now Playing: Black Sabbath- N.I.B.

# May 17, 2007 @ 7:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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134. xkj0ytn@freemail.com writes:

nonorthogonal avidity homeowner neat priori.seasoned,temporal rests

# May 17, 2007 @ 9:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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135. Bill writes:

this song blows goddamn you korn just f***ing break up already or retire or just die for all i care. the first 2 albums were good. that's it.

# May 17, 2007 @ 11:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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136. mev@freemail.com writes:

pitifully thoughtless Isolde conspirator propels clutter binaural DeKalb

# May 17, 2007 @ 11:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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137. Alliance Zero 54 writes:

I didn't miss anything dumba$$ just look at the time we post those comments they are one minute apart and i am sure you were working on that response all day. A$$clown like what Chris Jericho the guy who you are really tring to pretend to be would say. We all know what happened to that City, that p*ssy a$$ city fell to the sound of trupets. Hey guys (Chris) Jericho must be a real stroung Christian who wants us to think like him preach like him and read the story of Jericho to us at church.

Once again i see the 3rd person. and the same repetitive insults, its almost not worth my time to see what he has to say. "And zero54, talking about midgets, you must be the circus dwarf of the group." I am 6'3 240lb, my 54 was my football number, i am the big f*cker people bounce off in a mosh pit "Living a life of sin in the streets of the underworld opening your hind quarters to anyone." I live in Wisconsin there are no Underworlds here you dillusional donkey raping a$$ f*cker. "You make Jericho aka Greatness sick to six pack." Like i said i am form Wisconsin (since you probaly don't remeber) here we drink a lot more than a Six Pack of root beer stupid b*tch. After me and The Alliance Slayer you enough we will all enjoy some 30 packs of High Life, with u as our beer b*tch.

It sickens me to know you like Shadows Fall(Which i knew you liked) Killswitch Engage In Flames because you are not worth of listening to them
Now Playing KoRn "Here To Stay"

# May 18, 2007 @ 4:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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138. Nephilim writes:

Some revolution you've made dipsh**. You haven't found one single person who has agreed with you or taken your side. Who the f*** do you think you are anyway? Your opinions dont mean anything to anybody, and your comebacks include "asshat" "lint sniffer" and "moonshine runner". You're the one with lame comebacks you f***ing loser. Do you speak like a retard outside of the internet as well? Cause its not cool. btw your taste in music surprises me. i was of the impression you didn't like anything. Oh yeah if anybody wants to join jericho's side do so, you might extend the insults coming from his direction a bit.

# May 18, 2007 @ 5:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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139. Nephilim writes:

oh yeah and im not actually up at my computer this early, im in australia so its 8 at night.

# May 18, 2007 @ 5:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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140. Cynic writes:

On one hand he likes Cynic and Sepultura, on the other he likes Christian metalcore? Bleh.

Now Playing: Asphyx - "The Krusher"

# May 18, 2007 @ 6:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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141. Red_Chord writes:

Hahahahahaha, see I told you this asshead was pointless. Hey, I like to say that you are a midget because you are a midget. I could find other insults if you like but honestly, you can't even find new insults yourself. Like my firends here all you talk about is a$$ and the likes...that shows a lot, I mean A LOT of imagination.

But, it's normal that all you talk about is a$$ because since your a midget, your face is always at the height of peoples ass. Why aren't you talking about balls you ask, because they are at the same height. Well it's because everybody turns their back on you because you are so repulsive that they can't stand the sight of you and everybody wants to sh** on your head, it just feels natural.

But I am a good sport and will admit that there are very good bands in the list you named. Altough I don't like all of them. Especially Dragonforce...sorry for those who like it but holy sh** it's gay...ok the guitar players are amazing but sh** it's gay. Again sorry for those who like it.

Jericho, I know that all you want is to start a war, and I like this a lot. But you will have to do better than that because right now, you look like a midget who's attacking the entire U.S army with a dildo.

Now playing : Gojira - Clone

# May 18, 2007 @ 9:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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142. Red Chord writes:

Guys I am in love with midgets, I have a fetish with midgets, especially the male ones. They're so cute. I love little men. They have cute little fingers, I always lick them, and the cute tiny wee midgets are like "hihihihihih". I also play around with migdets testicles in my mouth. They're so small, yet so succulent. I love midgets.

But my sweeite will always be the big 6'0 foot tall men I love with a passion. Me and Zero 54 will be having our wedding soon, i'm so happy that we are finally getting married. And when we do we will adopt midgets. And we will leave happily ever after.


Sigh*

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:02 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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143. Zero 54 writes:

Yes baby, and don't listen to Jericho. He just don't accept us because we are gay. But anyways, I want my midget too.

What do you think, Red_Chord? Should we adpot a female midget, or an even cuter male midget? I like male midgets more, but I don't know about you.

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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144. Red Chord writes:

Of course a male midget!!!!!! Anyways, my cutie Jerry, I still love you, even though you are not a flaming homo like me and Zero 54.

Hey Zero 54, here is a wet kiss for you (smooch* smooch* smooch*) I love you my 6'0 foot tall stallion.

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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145. Zero 54 writes:

I love you too, my apple bottom baby cakes. (smooch* smooch* smooch*). I'm so happy we're getting married

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:12 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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146. Red_Chord writes:

Hahahahaha, that's real mature. Just so you know, this has been done before (lack of imagination again) and everybody on this website knows how to look for the IP logged to see who wrote it.
So find something else champ, cause that stealing identity thing is getting a little bit boring. Hahahahahaha, what a looser.

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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147. Gectorfiller writes:

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# May 18, 2007 @ 11:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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148. matthew writes:

this song is very difrent but so f***ing cool.no like fagget slipknot

# May 18, 2007 @ 12:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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149. slayerdisciple writes:

lmao as if posts 142-145 r the only times anyone has ever imitated anyone on this site grow up

# May 18, 2007 @ 12:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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150. Jericho writes:

Aww, isn't it so sweet? The midget loving homo's are planning their wedding. Now I have midget-fetishists and homosexuals in my flock. Great. Anyways I find this fun to humilate each and every single one of you, so i'll continue to have you apes as my b****es, and prepare you all, by removing your night-life drag queens outfits, your maybelline veddette make-over's. Of course i'm talking to my four currently owned apes, slayerdisciple the wrestling loving clown, zero 54 the queerbag, red_chord the head pedo and midget fetishist, terminator the sewer rat.

Of course my list will continue to grow due to the amount of d***s in this site, nephillim is almost close, but I find him pointless and wack.

A couple of advices, slayerdisciple: wrestling is fake, stop watching that BS, Red_Chord heed my words, ape-man, you're in need of serious lesson, and Jericho is the only one who can help you, but if that not possible, than it off to the fiery pits to you maggot.

By the way, you'll saw the list, can you idiots with a sh**-taste for Korn, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Avril lavigne, and Avenged Sevenfold match up to that list of truly a classy, but not sassy, Metal head.

# May 18, 2007 @ 12:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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151. carnage writes:

Hey Jericho you old demented circus monkey fu**er, you are not a true metal head. Look at the lists everyone else has posted, you can't listen to just metal to be a metal head. Alot of us like SRV, blues, try and expand your music horizons to enjoy other music. You have succeeded in only humiliating yourself jacka$$, so congrats you d***weed.

# May 18, 2007 @ 1:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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152. Jericho writes:

Carnage apparently you have reveal to be a foul-mouthed ape-man. So we shall go have studies to do, so you don't give metalheads a bad name. With your stinking yuckmouth, we shall undergo lessons about dental hygiene, so here we go:

We will start slowly on the basics of dental hygiene, cum-mouth.

Good dental hygiene can have many positive effects in your daily life. It not only strengthens your teeth and gums, but it can have positive effects on your overall health and wellbeing as well. Conversely, bad dental hygiene can have detrimental effects on your health. Specifically, good oral hygiene can prevent cavities (dental caries), gingivitis, periodontitis, and bad breath (halitosis).
Cavities are also described as tooth decay. This is the most common disease throughout the world an is an infectious disease that damages the structures of teeth. Cavities can lead to pain, tooth loss, infection, and in some cases, even death.

Cavities are caused by bacteria that produce acid which in turn eats away at the enamel of the teeth. Specifically, the acidity that is produced in the mouth lowers the pH balance to the point at which demineralization occurs faster than mineralization. The result is tooth decay. Tooth decay is irreversible. Once a tooth is decayed, it cannot be restored except through dental procedures. The best preventative measure is good dental hygiene.

Gingivitis is the inflammation of the gums around the teeth. It is often the result of plaque and tartar buildup due to improper cleaning of the teeth or by injury to the gums from vigorous brushing or flossing. When bacterial plaque accumulates in the spaces between the gums and the teeth, the bacteria produce chemicals and toxins that cause inflammation of the gums around the teeth.

Symptoms of gingivitis can include swollen gums, mouth sores, bright red or purple gums, shiny gums, bleeding gums (even with gentle brushing), itchy gums, and receding gumlines. Gingivitis is usually reversible, but the best way to prevent it is to brush your teeth gently and thoroughly on a daily basis and to keep your teeth flossed.

Periodontitis or Pyorrhea is the result of untreated gingivitis. If gingivitis inflammation is left unattended for years, it can cause deep pockets between the teeth and gums and result in loss of bone around the teeth. Since the bone in the jaws holds the teeth into the jaws, the loss of bone can cause teeth to become loose and eventually fall out or need to be extracted due to acute infection.

Symptoms may include: * occasional redness or bleeding of gums while brushing teeth, using dental floss or biting into hard food like apples * occasional gum swellings that recur * bad breath or halitosis * persistent bad taste in the mouth * recession of gums resulting in apparent lengthening of teeth. (However, note that this may also be caused by heavy handed brushing or using a hard bristled tooth brush.) * pockets between the teeth and the gums (Pockets are sites where the jaw bone has been destroyed gradually by repeated swellings). * loose, shaky teeth in later stages * inflammation of the tonsils and/or throat due to fragments of bone embedded in the tissue.

Periodontitis is not reversible but can be controlled with regular cleanings below the gum line. This is best accomplished professionally by a dental hygienist or dentist. This cleaning will disrupt and remove plaque to help prevent further inflammation. Although plaque will continue to grow even after cleanings, it takes approximately 3 months for the pathogenic type of bacteria to grow back into the deep pockets and restart the inflammatory process. Again, the best way to prevent periodontis is to engage yourself in good oral hygiene to begin with.

Halitosis, also known as oral malodor, breath odor, or most commonly bad breath are terms used to describe unpleasant odors exhaled in breathing. Transient bad breath and chronic bad breath are the two most common conditions that affect people. Transient bad breath is a temporary condition caused by things such as stress, hunger, food, smoking or bad oral hygiene. What is known as "morning breath" is an example of transient bad breath. This condition can be easily remedied by brushing or chewing gum.

Chronic bad breath, however, is a more serious and persistent condition. It is usually caused by persistent overpopulation of certain types of oral bacteria and requires specialized treatment.

The previous conditions are all problems that you might face if you engage in poor oral hygiene. Taking care of your teeth and gums can go a long way in helping you be a healthier person.

There shall be more lessons to undergo as my ape-students atempt to help you. Now take your meds. And continue to worship, yours truly, Jericho aka the Fountain of Knowledge.

# May 18, 2007 @ 1:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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153. Jericho writes:

I shall give more lessons to you retarted unperfect baboons. This concludes today lesson to carnage the cum-mouthed Orangutan.

# May 18, 2007 @ 1:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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154. Terminator writes:

wow...way to copy and paste. *clap clap*

of course, you would be familiar with these conditions, being that midgets, particularly the retarded, c*** sucking kind like yourself, are prone to have poor dental hygene.

on a side note, there were a lot of bands on your list that surprised me. i didnt like all of them, but i do like most of them. too bad you're an asshat and give metal a bad name.

now playing: metallica - battery

# May 18, 2007 @ 1:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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155. Red_Chord writes:

Aw Jericho, do you know you have wasted a lot of time writing wathever dumbsh** you wrote because nobody will likely read it. I sure didn't because your insults are weak, pathetic and pointless....heck didn't I just decribe you ?

Here guys, I found a photo of Jericho that was taken last week after he got raped by his father, who I think is M.Bean, hence the ressemblance. Notice that he seems to have liked it pretty good.
Jericho you sick perverted anomalie. You shame all midgets in the world.
http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/8/83/8_ugly_people.jpg/300px-8_ugly_people.jpg

# May 18, 2007 @ 2:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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156. Jericho writes:

You should be ashamed for your disgusting behavior, midget-fetishist!!! My apes-studens please help my wayward member of my flock Red_Pansy be giving him good words of encouragement coming from this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oc25MVg1v8w&mode=related&search=

Red_Pansy, Jericho shall do his best to heal you from your mental disabilities. But if that still doesn't work it off to the fiery pits.

# May 18, 2007 @ 2:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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157. Jericho writes:

I also want you people to heed words of encouragement to my other b**** Terminator, apparently his drinking ambitions have lead him to a life of disarray, humilitation, despair, and devastation.

This video illustrates Terminator as he passed out after a night of drinking and butt-f***ing with several other men in their nazi male orgies in the streets, afterwards terminator passed out, and a couple of his former lovers are taking advantage of him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?p=476985E9E5DC0423&index=5&feature=PlayList&v=B0Dh2MsSzuI

Please heal your brother my fellow metalheads, this isn't what after-metal concerts events should be about.

# May 18, 2007 @ 2:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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158. Terminator writes:

wait a second....that's JERICHO!!! you shoudn't humiliate yourself with home videos like that. have some self respect.

# May 18, 2007 @ 2:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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159. carnage writes:

Wow jericho, you are officially the most pathetic,egotistical, self centered douche. Why don't you leave this site to the non-butt pumping people and go to the backstreet boy's fan club. Then you can go cry to your midget lover gary coleman for being such homo.

# May 18, 2007 @ 2:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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160. Jericho writes:

Terminator, Carnage...I am like God to you maggots. Hahaha, you have all been put in your place.

Current enemies owned:
Terminator
Red_Chord
Zero 54
Slayerdisciple
Carnage

More shall be added to the list if you apes continue to rebel against your superior, you f***ing primates. Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha.

# May 18, 2007 @ 2:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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161. Red_Chord writes:

Hahahahahaha, that's what I'm talking about. Now that was entertaining. But seriously Jericrap the wrestler, just so you know. until we say that we have been owned, you can suck your own d*** because you haven't own anybody.

Actually the only b**** that's been owned here is called JERICRAPASS or Jericho or Chris Jericho the wrestler.

And you know you make me laugh with the I gave you a lesson thing...I still don't know what the lesson is except that we all have learned that you are a douche, a midget, a fag, a monkey, brainless, pointless and the only words you know are ass, a$$ and a$$ and probably butt too.

Jericho, don't you have a wrestling match tonight ? You should get prepared. And don't you have a show with that great band that you love so much, Fozzy ? You did put it on your list didn't you ?

# May 18, 2007 @ 3:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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162. Red_Chord writes:

oh and about that fixation on fiery pits, it's called a barbecue you dumbass...

# May 18, 2007 @ 3:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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163. Alliance Zero 54 writes:

Jericho their is not one way you have own me no a single one or any one else in the Alliance, you will never own or defeat us, we will not stop. Faking IP's names proves to me that you are desperate. Post 152 was a waste of you time coping and pasting
Jericho you really have no life, lose the fixation on gay male orges i don't want you bringing that sh** hear. Go listen to a Fozzy while cring you punk b*tch
I think what carnage wrote needs to be said again
"Wow jericho, you are officially the most pathetic,egotistical, self centered douche. Why don't you leave this site to the non-butt pumping people and go to the backstreet boy's fan club. Then you can go cry to your midget lover gary coleman for being such homo."

# May 18, 2007 @ 5:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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164. carnage writes:

First off jerihomo, i don't believe in god. Second you don't own any of us. I do like slipknot and their fans are known as maggots, but you can go ahead and take me off that enemies owned list because guess what sh**kicker, not one person here agrees with you and we all have alot of fun making an a$$ out of you.

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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165. the antihippy writes:

o_0


internet b****ing is fun to watch.

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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166. the antihippy writes:

seriously though, jericho is just taking the mickey out of you guys. no need to feed the troll, no matter how much of a dumbass he is.

np:cryptopsy:cold hate warm blood

# May 18, 2007 @ 10:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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167. carnage writes:

But mr. antihippy it's funnier this way. Trust me, most of us probably aren't even mad about him. It's just funny to insult him.

# May 18, 2007 @ 11:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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168. slayerdisciple writes:

^agreed im roflmao at his posts right now, Jericho i forgot how usin 3rd grade insults is owning me maybe u can enlighten me with ur foul mouth piece of sh** u havent owned a single person in this thread ur gettin abosolutely pwnd by myself, carnage, Zero 54, Terminator, Nephilim, and of course Red Chord, that makes it like about 30 alliance to 0 midget jericho now whos gettin pwnd? YOU MOTHER f***ER, by the way i know wrestiling is fake i dont even watch so why did u assume i do? i use to when i was 11 and chris jericho was one of my favs. and ur givin him a bad name so f*** you
Now playing: Dissection- Nights Blood

# May 19, 2007 @ 1:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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169. the antihippy writes:

eh fair enough.

plus his attempts at making red_chord look like a midget pervert made me roflol. plus his lecture on dental health.

# May 19, 2007 @ 1:47 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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170. Alliance Zero 54 writes:

I like seeing the little jericho get angry at all of us, he is a very entertaining character. He also cares about our teeth

# May 19, 2007 @ 2:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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171. the antihippy writes:

haha, those advertising post are getting weirder and weirder. they talk about transex, thai teens, then they talk about leaf blowers.

wtf?

# May 19, 2007 @ 3:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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172. RememberMetal? writes:

I feel like shark getting in on a feeding frenzy here but.....

Carnage/Deadpool
Give us a brief history of which deathmetal bands you like, for how long, which albums and why. I think if you were to elaborate on how familiar you are with the genre beyond what you state in post 35 and your contradiction in post 52 people might be a little more understanding.

Whomever said Korn have no redeeming qualities forgot about these threads, they're a discussion magnet.

Now Playing: Mr Bungle - "The Air-Conditioned Nightmare"

# May 19, 2007 @ 11:47 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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173. Jericho writes:

Ok you bunch of cavity-freaks apes. Today lesson will be about the lices the plague all of you in your asses.

Let start with the basics of how to get rid of lices off your feces-stucked anal cavities.

BODY LICE : What Is It?

Body lice are small, parasitic insects found mainly on the clothing of infested people, and occasionally on their bodies or bedding. Although they are related to head lice, and look almost exactly the same, body lice rarely infest the head hair. Instead, they spend most of their life on an infested person's clothing, crawling onto the skin to feed on the host's blood one or more times a day.

Female lice glue their eggs on the seams of clothing worn near the skin, where body heat allows them to hatch in about a week. A female louse can produce 300 or more eggs in her adult life, at a rate of about 10 per day. Eggs require temperatures between 75° and 100° Fahrenheit to hatch. Hatchlings develop to the adult stage in about nine days if they remain close to the host, but this can take as long as four weeks if the person takes the clothing off. Most body lice are on homeless or destitute adults who rarely change their clothes. Children rarely have body lice.

Symptoms

An infestation with body lice often causes intense itching, which is an allergic reaction to their saliva. Bites may appear as small welt-like marks and, possibly, redness and swelling, particularly around the neck and on the torso. A heavy, long-lasting infestation may produce a darkening and thickening of the skin, fatigue and other symptoms. Scratching the bites can lead to infection.

In certain underdeveloped and war-torn parts of the world and places with poor sanitation and overcrowding, body lice may transmit trench fever, louse-borne relapsing fever and louse-borne (epidemic) typhus. Trench fever and endocarditis from this infection have emerged as diseases affecting homeless and destitute populations in large cities of North America and Europe.

Diagnosis

Body lice are unable to burrow into the skin. Although a few body lice may be seen clinging to body hairs, most are on the clothing of an infested person. Body lice and their eggs are most abundant along the seams of clothes worn close to the body. Someone infested with body lice typically will have 10 or fewer active lice on their skin at any one time, but the clothing may contain many dozens or hundreds. Infestations of body lice are more common in the winter months, when destitute people tend to wear many layers of clothing for long periods and have more contact with the clothing of others who may be infested.

Expected Duration

Body lice infestations can continue indefinitely without treatment. Body lice mcan be eliminated immediately by bathing and changing into clean clothing. Occasionally, treatment with an insecticide is required.

Prevention

Body lice are spread by direct contact with infested people, and their bedding or clothing. To prevent infestation, avoid sharing clothes and bedding and close, prolonged contact with an infested person. Infested people do not need to be quarantined to avoid spreading body lice. Body lice can survive for several days on clothing removed from a person.

In regions of the world where louse-borne infections occur, quarantines, mass inspections and treatments, and other extraordinary measures are sometimes required to stop outbreaks of louse-borne disease. Such efforts, however, are not needed in North America.

Treatment

The main way to eliminate body lice is to removing and washing or throwing away infested clothing and bedding. Body lice and their eggs can be killed by washing clothing in hot water, or drying these items in a clothes dryer set on high heat (more than 122° Fahrenheit for at least 30 minutes). Because body lice usually do not remain on the host, washing clothes and bedding may be enough to eliminate these pests. People with a lot of body hair, however, may need to be treated with a pesticide that can be applied to the body (pediculicide) to make sure lice are eliminated completely. Over-the-counter pediculicides containing pyrethrum extracts or permethrin can be effective. Other pediculicides containing other classes of insecticides are available by prescription.

When To Call A Professional

If you suspect that you have body lice, consult with your doctor or public health officials to ensure proper diagnosis and to discuss treatment options.

# May 19, 2007 @ 1:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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174. Jericho writes:

PROGONOSIS

wash your stinking a$$ and wash your filthy clothes and you can get rid of them and the symptoms will go away.


THIS CONCLUDES TODAYS HYGIENE LESSON YUCKMOUTH. WE SHALL START ANEW IN A FEW DAYS.

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175. Terminator writes:

wow, sounds like jericho got ass-crabs at one point in his life. probably from having too much unprotected anal sex with llamas. i hope peta doesnt find out for your sake.

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176. carnage writes:

Wow this dude needs to pull his head out of his a$$. Well RememberMetal?,there are very few death metal bands I do listen to. I like slipknot since they came out.All Lamb of God, Shadows Fall but they get way too repetitious so only 1 record, Meshuggah of cousre, and a couple others i can't think of right now. But not too much death metal compared to other styles.

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177. slayerdisciple writes:

carnage u didnt list one death metal band at all man, slipknot is a nu metal band, log and shadows fall arnt death metal, and meshuggah is technical thrash
Jericho wats with u and llama d*** in ur a$$ man thats just sick

# May 19, 2007 @ 8:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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178. Terminator writes:

sorry carnage, but slipknot, shadows fall, lamb of god and meshuggah aren't death metal. slipknot's nu metal, shadows fall's metalcore, lamb of god is thrash/nu-thrash (if there is such a thing) and meshuggah is f***ing meshuggah.

when we say death metal, we mean bands like cannibal corpse, death, obituary, morbid angel, vader...etc.

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179. Murderface writes:

^^No one cares what you think. Retard.

# May 19, 2007 @ 9:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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180. slayerdisciple writes:

^bassically the same thing i just said those bands r death metal
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# May 19, 2007 @ 9:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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181. slayerdisciple writes:

^directed to post 182

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182. kallah writes:

JESUS f***ING CHRIST, wtf is up with all the advertising posts?

# May 19, 2007 @ 10:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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183. slayerdisciple writes:

^who knows

# May 19, 2007 @ 11:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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184. the antihippy writes:

they don't realy make that much sense too.

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185. slayerdisciple writes:

u think deathbringer wouldve come up with somethin to stop the spam like this that is happening
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# May 20, 2007 @ 12:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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186. Terminator writes:

sorry slayerdisciple, we must have been posting at the same time. i didnt see your post on the screen yet when i made my entry. my bad.

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187. ChodeyMcBalls writes:

vagina

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188. Cynic writes:

ChodeyMcBalls - Best username ever? Vagina the best comment? He's making more sense than most of you at the moment - Because I really don't get the whole attraction to pointlessly throwing insults over the net. I mean, arguing is fun enough (especially about bands) but when its not about anything in general what do you get out of it?

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# May 20, 2007 @ 2:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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189. the antihippy writes:

seriously though, these advertisement post is just getting weird. i mean, they advertise sex woman along with the old testament!

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190. Caspar writes:

anyone whos actually here for the topic, listen to evolution on korns myspace, very good song, hecks better than i will protect you.
i think this album will be better than see you on the other side after all.
goody.

# May 20, 2007 @ 8:23 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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191. godlike writes:

Hello all...
I have just been reading the ramblings of Jericho...It is really quite obvioius that this pillow pinching dwarf has some issues...!! Perhaps the little man, just needs someone in his life to look up to... Oh sorry...I guess I should rephrase that statement.. perhaps the little guy just needs a role model...? ( If this idiot is 6' 2" and 180 then I have a 13 inch schlong...!!! )
To his credit I must say that he is resilient to say the least.... ( hey Jericho- gimme a high-five.. Oh sorry, I was reaching too high...perhaps I should sit down first..!! )

Korn sucks..!!!

What am I listening to... Black Sabbath- The Sign of the Southern Cross

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192. Murderface writes:

Godlike, dude! Sabbath f***ing played Sign at the show thursday! Best f***ing concert i've been to in a long while for sure!

# May 20, 2007 @ 10:38 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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193. godlike writes:

Hey there ...long time no chat..!!
I am still heartbroke that I was not able to make it to see "Heaven and Hell"...
Damnit.. I spent way too much money on guitars over the last few weeks..!!! But I got some great axes to add my collection...and added some mods to some others..
I just wish I had more time to play em..!!

Now playing... Black n Blue - Hold on to 18

# May 20, 2007 @ 11:36 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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194. Jericho writes:

Welcome to my b****-dom, gaylike I mean Godlike.

I see that because of your hideous appearance as shown below:

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/uv/images/ugly_guyshead.jpeg

You want to seek help to Mr. Greatness, Jericho. Unfortunately my b****, Jericho sees that the primate population of Metal Undeground does not want heed my words of counseling, so it very unfortunate that I alone will have to own and humilate you all at once.

But it good to know that you are all at least show significant resilience to me, despite the fact that you're all already owned by me. But as you can see...apes, i'm merely using this thread as a "warm-up".

Oh i'm serious here, the era of Jericho has not yet started and already becoming the embodiment of the good Metal.

Now I have to make up my mind, where should I officially start my rants, and lectures. Should it be in my favorite thread from Amon Amarth, should it be in the next Korn thread, what about a Pantera thread, or maybe a Slayer thread, or better yet an a sh**ty emo thread.

Of course, I have plans to destroy the confidence of many bands via the web, ex. Avenged Sevenfold, My chemical romance, a couple of Juggalos aka Faggalos from the Insane Clown p***ies,.

It doesn't matter, Jericho mentions all this bands due to several experiences from the past, in particular with the clowns from ICP.

Anyways, Carnage...I see that no one here likes you, must be embarrasing for you to be humilateed yourself like that in front of me, Hahaha. I got an idea, I think you're going to be my butt-buddy from now on, or my personal b****. As I will feed you to anyone who is hungry. But you know this is just a delusional game of mine, as I see you as nothing more than pig hemorhoid, you lint-sniffer. Hahahahaha.

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195. Murderface writes:

What axes did you get godlike?

# May 20, 2007 @ 12:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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196. godlike writes:

Hey, I see the little guy showed up again...!! Damn jerko, I bet your still upset that you werent hired as an "oompa loompa" in Charlie and Chocolate Factory... werent your parents in the original Willie Wonka movie..? oompa- loompa - oompa dee do...here is another midget for you...!!!!
Listen, you uneduacated waste of flesh, I dont give a flying f*ck what you say or how you say it...You are an IDIOT...!!!!!

As for my new purchases, I bought an old 80s Charvel and another older 80s Kramer..!! yeah, a couple more Floyd equipped axes... The Kramer has an Original Floyd, that is worth more than I paid for the whole guitar...!!
WOW, talk about thin necked shredders... nowhere near as thin as my Nightswan, but still ALOT thinner than my Les Paul... !!

What am I hearing right now....that damn oompa loompa song...is stuck in my head...!! F*^K..!!!!

Oh, I almost forgot to stay on topic..!! korn sucks, except when its got alot of butter on it..!!

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197. Zero 54 writes:

Jericho why are such an annoying little b*tch, i mean oompa loompa. I'll bet your a closet Aiden fan. Your comments aren't witty or original and your not all that interesting. Also stop coping and pasting worthess detnal articles, nobody cares.

Now Playing: Amon Amarth "Pursuit of Vikings"

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198. slayerdisciple writes:

oompa loompa jericho forgot to mention that he has green hair and orange skin he must really be selfconscious
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# May 20, 2007 @ 8:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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199. Red_Chord writes:

Actually Jericrap, or oompa loompa (that's too funny) carnage is a member of MU and he is respected even when we disagree.
You are just a parasite, a locust that comes over here with nothing but your experience as a midget prostitute and that is why you have so much mental issues. It's hard to do the streets and being butt f***ed by memebr of bands that you really like such as : Abba, bee gees, fallout boys, Linkin Park, Dixie Chicks and most importantly the world famous band : we love midgets prostitutes.

Godlike, nice to see you back man. you do away for too long and then come back for not very long. Just hang around, things are getting interesting.

And I think that Jericho sounds a lot like machine man...you guys remember that fa**ot a$$ face that hated dimebag ? Hey Jericho, do you like dimebag ?

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200. carnage writes:

First off I didn't say that those bands were death metal. I was listing the bands that i listen to that are the closest related to death metal. As 4 u jericho, last i checked u r the gayest one on here. Maybe u should read all the things everyone has said about u dipsh**. Believe me I argue with you all fuc**n day, I guarantee you I could humiliate you in the worst possible ways u c*ck gurgling bit**.

# May 20, 2007 @ 9:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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201. godlike writes:

Hey man, I will always throw in my comments for a good bashing..!!
( yeah the "oompa loompa" reference is gonna be another godlike classic...)
Yes, this idiot is similar to machineboy..!!
although jerkos spelling is quite horrible, its still not as bad as machinegirl's ...

And just where is Lord Cashington...?

what am I hearing right now...HOUSE OF HAIR...!!! of course its LOUD..!!!
right now its The Bullet Boys- Smooth up in Ya.!

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202. carnage writes:

Ok that 207 post, I didn't write that. Who is this bit** that hated dime. Dime is the god of shredding, and rhythm. In my opinion of course. By the way, thanks Red Chord for the respect dude.

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203. Red_Chord writes:

I dunno dude, he showed up one day on some topics that were paying respect to dime and he just started bladting him and saying he was gay and he sucked and that it was a grea tthing that he was dead...a real jackass. We had a great time bashing him.

And Godlike, lord Cashington (since you know him quite personnaly...hum hum !!) is currently counting his cash but it's takes a long long time to do this because he owns almost all the cash, except for his firends Terminator, Your Mom (who got quite richer lately) and me...plus he is excited about our latest acquisition that I negociated...see his myspace page for more details, I left a note there.

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204. Red_Chord writes:

And for the respect, I respect everybody here, I mean everybody (even when we disagree) except 2 useless pricks : Machine Man and Jerimofo...I meant Jericho...

# May 20, 2007 @ 10:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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205. Jericho writes:

My...oh my...

It seems my Bittch-dom is gathering for the soon to be ceremony where Jericho aka Greatness shall at long last be crowned ruler of this dreadful insignificant primate village known as Metal Underground.

As you can see, sh**-faces...at the moment Jericho is warming up knowing my future slaves, and of course, teaching you all the basics of

Washing your teeth, since you p***s-chuggers always sip dirty yellow pus from your fellow Baboons mates wangs.

And the basics of lices infecting your asses, courtesy of you twats sodomizing each other in the ass.

Some of you asshats, talk about how Jericho came to MU and wanted to start a war against you Baboons. However I don't like the attitude of you "pousers" metalheads. As long as Jericho lives in Metal Underground I will be the...

the Divine...

the almighty...

the Omni-Potent...

While you idiots are simply looking up to my anus, you bunch of squeaking baboons, Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

This is not about a war my friends, i'm simply adding credibilty to my legacy defeating all of you apes.

You know...

Jericho was going to keep that list of my current b****es, however easy victories aren't any fun at all. So I am going to start all over again. And this time you mofos should indeed put up a better show against me this time...

Because really...this is a deception!!!!

You big bunch of baboon orgies are an embarrasment. My goal is to put things my way, you listen to the music I like, because to be sincere, my musical tastes are the best there is in this site. Thus making me the metalheads of all metalheads in this site...well if they are any of you guys, Hahahahaha.

This isn't a war, although you can make this a war if you want. No problem with me, because I alone can withstand you bunch of midget-fetishists, Hahaha.

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206. slayerdisciple writes:

"As long as Jericho lives in Metal Underground I will be the...

the Divine...

the almighty...

the Omni-Potent..."

you dont know sh** bout metal so no u r none of those how about

The Midget...

The Oompa Loompa...

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# May 20, 2007 @ 11:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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207. Terminator writes:

for such a little, itty-bitty midget/oompa loompa, jericho sure does have a big temper. i would normally tell you, jericho, to calm down, but seeing how you're a midget and are already so close to the ground, i'll just tell you to calm.

you also said: "While you idiots are simply looking up to my anus." LOL. my how i love the irony of a midget telling me that im the one looking up normal people's anuses!

and realistically, you could only be about half the metalhead as anyone on this site.

add another one to the alliance! its good to see you back godlike!

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208. Alliance Zero 54 writes:

Jericho say "My goal is to put things my way, you listen to the music I like, because to be sincere, my musical tastes are the best there is in this site. Thus making me the metalheads of all metalheads in this site...well if they are any of you guys, Hahahahaha.This isn't a war, although you can make this a war if you want."
You and i may like the same music but are a defeatest to the members of this board. if you were so smart, witty, and persuasive you would try to win support using logical and intelligent comments. All youve done is p***ed people off into forming an Alliance against you s*it stain. All you can do is insult people who might share your opinion turning them against you. We will never stop and you can never defeat me or the other United Alliance Members of this Site. All of them have my respect (which i won't forget) and you will never. You insecure weak unorginal nobody, who the f*ck do you think you are messing with us TRUE Metalheads. Keep tring you won't stop us. This is War, and don't again forget that. (but you tend to not be able to keep things straight). Like how you said you hated Iron Maiden in post 89 but are in you favorite bands in 128. Try to keep you sh*t straight Chris Jericho wanna bee, the littlest oopma loompa

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209. Cynic writes:

Not to want enter into something as stupid as a midget fight, but Jericho sure does talk alot of sh** for someone who listens to Zao
and Killswitch Engage.

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210. kallah writes:

There is nothing more annoying than a moron who pulls up a big random list of bands just to sound cool.

Ok, advertising posts are worse, but who cares...

Jericho, I bet you don't even listen to 10% of those bands. And besides, who the f*ck actually mentions Rhapsody as "Rhapsody of Fire"?

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211. the antihippy writes:

sooo.......... i'm a midget fetisher now, am i?

strange, i don't feel any attraction to you, jericho.

np: agalloch-you were but a ghost in my arms.

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212. Nephilim writes:

man im getting sick of you...you have absolutely no credibility anymore. you have defeated no "apes", and you have no legacy. you're just a small guy that got picked on in high school, and i feel bad for you, but sh** dude, get a f***ing life. If you are stupid enough to think that anybody is going to listen to an ignorant midget like you you are f***ing retarded. Who made you "king metal head" anyway? Nobody on this website thats for sure.

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213. Nephilim writes:

Of course you could be a perfectly normal guy sitting at your computer laughing at how badly you can infuriate other people, but im not inclined to think that way.

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214. Cynic writes:

Good band antihippy ^^^^ - I've been listening to a bit of Agalloch myself. If you like that you should definately check out the band Primordial and their album "The Gathering Wilderness". Manowar are the Kings of Metal btw.

Now Playing: Twisted Into Form - "Enter Nothingness"

# May 21, 2007 @ 2:47 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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215. Red_Chord writes:

Hey Jericho, your mother called and she says that it's time to change you diaper. She says that she has to change it a lot nowadays because you are always so full of sh**.

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216. carnage writes:

I like how jerihomo thinks he owns every one of us when he has done nothing but talk about his crabs and bad hygiene. Dude just give it up and come out of the closet you log jammer because if anyone is humiliated and owned it's you jacka$$.

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217. Jericho writes:

Carnage...

Do you not long for the day when you are no longer the butt of everyone jokes, you herpes ridden baboon?

Everytime I take a sh** on my bathroom and look down upon the gold gravy below, I see your clit-face, you men-lusting clown.

Your attempts at Mr. Greatness are futile, anyways, I shall see you all at the next thread, Jericho busy life has things to do, Ta ta.

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218. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah he has things to do. His mom called him and asked that he picks up his dirty room, take care of the lawn, pick up the trash (synonymous with Jericho) and for crying out loud wash yourself you stinking midget. You haven't been in the shower for so long, We didn't raise you that way your other mother and I. We adopted you because no one else wanted to and quite frankly they don't want gay girls to get a real human child.

We had to settle for you Jericho and let me tell you, I don't know what the f*** was wrong with us. Must have been all those acid caps we took. your butt ugly, useless and so midgety, it makes us sick. So the least you can do is do your part in this house or we won'T let you sleep in the barn with the pigs anymore. And you have nothing better to do since you have no friends...and stop humping the Lamas dumbass, they got asscrabs...

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219. Red_Chord writes:

Wow man, your moms sure does not love you, but I understand her, we don't either.

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220. RAPE-ME!!! writes:

sO MANy ANgrY CommENTS AgainsT koRn...why CAN't we GEt @LoNG ANd LuV potaTOES TOgEther!!!

# May 21, 2007 @ 12:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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221. Red_Chord writes:

Shut up d***wad, it would be boring as f*** if everybody did get along all the time. If you don't like a good verbal joust, go on a Mandy Moore fan's chat.

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222. RAPE-ME!!! writes:

is SomeBODY having a CASE OF tHE monDAYS??? U SHOULD EAT MORE POTATOES 4 aBEttER mORnInG!!! BUT MAYBE SINCE U NEVER GET LAID AND EVEN UR HAND REJECTED U HAVE TO BE b****ie!!! SO cHILL tHE fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK OUT!!! AND TRY TO BE COOL WHEN U CENSOR URSELF.. (NOT f***, USE fuuK OR fukk OR fuuuuuuuuuuuck)

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223. carnage writes:

Hey jerico*k, I'm not the one that's trying to pull off being Mr. Greatness, that all you talk about. What's up with you and baboons, do you like to fu** them or what. Hey red chord, it looks like we might have another jericho wanna be on here. hey rape-me if you don't like the way we talk on here then stay away from this site dipsh**.

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224. slayerdisciple writes:

oompa loompa is the f***er of llamas and baboons, he is the reason aids spread to humans after he raped some chick and guy (how a midget could rape someone is beyond me but he did somehow)
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# May 21, 2007 @ 7:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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225. Red_Chord writes:

Yeah CArnage looks like we have a d***wad named RAPE-ME that's trying to bring peace and order here...he is b****ing about the angry comments but makes a lot when we attack him...I don't think he's legit after that.

I got some news over the net on Jericho, last we saw him, the midget was trying to jump on the back of a moose but could not make it. Look at this picture taken by Lord Cashington who was just passing by...he just laughed at this disgusting thing called Jericho and sent me the picks. check it out guys.
http://www.chrisjericho.com/images/Pictures/pic018.jpg

# May 21, 2007 @ 8:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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226. godlike writes:

Damn, either this oompa loompa is a tough one or just unusually ignorant..!!!
Its actually quite humorous to watch someone make a complete idiot of themselves.... Between the spelling and grammar usage, I dont know which is worse... Its truly pathetic that such a person even exists...
I personally think, his mom should have snapped his neck at birth, and sold the milk...!!!

Now hearing - Motograter - Wrong

# May 21, 2007 @ 8:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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227. Terminator writes:

pay no attention to rape-me!. you see, he is clearly irish since all he ever talks about is how much he enjoys dry-humping potatos, and then eating those potatos with his homemade sour cream dressing drizzled all over them (if you get my drift). dont expect much from RAPE-ME! other than incoherent babbling because he's probably too drunk to think clearly (remember he's irish, so its not his fault).

now playing: realm - the brainchild

# May 21, 2007 @ 8:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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228. godlike writes:

Hey, did you hear about the gay Irish couple..?
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick....!

I still think, Korn is good...but only with lots of butter...and perhaps some pepper..!


What am I hearing right now...? Cry of Love- Fire in the Drygrass

# May 21, 2007 @ 9:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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229. Red_Chord writes:

Korn is very good during summertime, it's juicy and crunchy at the same time, it's also very very good when it's pop korn...

# May 21, 2007 @ 10:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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230. Terminator writes:

korn is also a more envornmentally friendly alternative when used as ethenol gasoline.....

# May 21, 2007 @ 11:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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231. Red_Chord writes:

You are right about that Terminator ! Plus it's Korn fields are a good hiding place when you are pursued by : monsters, machines driven by an evil dude, flying saucers, planes, evil guy on foot, multiple enemies such as a gang or an entire unit of vietcongs and finally it's a good hiding place for Jericho cause he is so midgety that they look like skyscrapers to him and he likes to shove one up is you know what !!

# May 22, 2007 @ 7:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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232. cannibacorpse666 writes:

you know Korn sucks they suck monkey balls an anyone who agrees we should start a angry mob!

# May 22, 2007 @ 8:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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233. RAPE-ME!!! writes:

OOOH BOO FUUKIN WOO...MR. RED CHORD DON'T BE DISSIN ME WHEN THE RED CHORD SUX B@LLS... DO U NOT LIKE FUUKING POTATOES??? I BET U M@$TURB@TE WHEN RED CHORD PLAYS... DON'T U??? DON'T BE SHY.... I LUV Mu Dv Ay Ne W/ A P@SSION...AND I LUV KORN AND I ALWAYS WILL SO CHILL THE FUUK OUT B4 I GO NUTS AND ATTACK U W/ POTATOES!!! I DON'T NEED TO BE ANGRY BECAUSE I AM A KICKASS PLAYER OF THE GUITAR AND I AM NOT JUST ONE PERSON!!! SO GO TAP UR MONKEY @$$ HOME AND GO FUUK THE RED CHORD (THEIR VOCALS AND GUITAR SUUK, SORRY BUT, YEAH)B@LL$!!! U NEED B@LL$!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAYAAAAA!!!! AND ALSO A.D.I.D.A.S.(All Day I Dream About Sex)!!!

# May 22, 2007 @ 1:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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234. RAPE-ME!!! writes:

( I THINK THAT WAS TOO LONG)??? POOP(haha!)

# May 22, 2007 @ 1:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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235. carnage writes:

Ok Rape-me, i give u props for liking korn. but when u showed up on here u said for us to chill out and not to use anger, make up your god damn mind.

# May 22, 2007 @ 2:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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236. Alliance Zero 54 writes:

i think our almighty one jerhicho has left this article, because he is scared or because this article closes in a week so keep an eye out for him in other articles, and report to us where our little b*tch has run off to.

Now Playing Blood Has Been Shed "She Speaks to Me"

# May 22, 2007 @ 5:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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237. RAPE-ME!!! writes:

MAKE UP MY MIND???

# May 22, 2007 @ 5:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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238. slayerdisciple writes:

yes make up ur mind
Now Playing: Rob Zombie- Meet the Creeper

# May 22, 2007 @ 7:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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239. RememberMetal? writes:

Song title = "I will protect you"

Someone needs to -protect us- from further Korn albums. It was kind of Head and David to bow out (gracefully?) but anything original or heavy about Korn evaporated in 98 with FTL.

Now Playing: Mumakil - XIII

# May 22, 2007 @ 8:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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240. slayerdisciple writes:

^very true
Now Playing: Judas Priest- Don't Go

# May 22, 2007 @ 8:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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241. godlike writes:

I REALLY like Korn on the cobb..!! with lots of butter..!!!
I Like POTATOES too...

what am I hearing right now..? Led Zeppelin- Achilles Last Stand ( a killer tune...check it out..!! )

# May 22, 2007 @ 8:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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242. the antihippy writes:

i live popkorn. but korn already 'poped', aren't they?

np: burzum-det som en gang var

# May 22, 2007 @ 9:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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243. slayerdisciple writes:

godlike thats my fav. song by Zeppelin
Now Playing: Slayer- Angel of Death

# May 22, 2007 @ 9:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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244. Cynic writes:

Great song antihippy, ah Burzum, who couldn't like ol' Varg.

Now Playing: Beherit - "The Gate of Nanna"

# May 22, 2007 @ 10:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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245. Red_Chord writes:

Who's jEricho ? And Rape_me, make up your mind, you want peace but you make war...and do you really think that you insult me ? You don't. And if people are good at insulting me, it's because they make me laugh and you're not even funny so I got no interest in telling you to f*** off cause your answers will be most boring, not even good to laught at. So go rape yourself please

# May 22, 2007 @ 10:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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246. Terminator writes:

achilles last stand is also my favorite zeppelin tune!

now playing: aftermath - afraid of time

# May 22, 2007 @ 11:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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247. the antihippy writes:

to cynic

varg's music is amazing, but the man himself is an absolute prat.

np: fantomas-delirium cordia

# May 22, 2007 @ 11:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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248. i_KILL_u writes:

HELL YEAH DEADPOOL!!
You f***ers don't know what you're saying.
Korn is a legend man.
So f*** you Korn has good sh**.
If you don't like Korn and you call yourself a metal head or rocker
or any of that sh**, YOUR NOT.
You're a f***ing gay a$$ poser emo.
b****ES.

# May 23, 2007 @ 11:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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249. RAPE-ME!!! writes:

i RAPE POTAOES (i am not one person...) luv? war? i'll make war but ask 4 peace...

# May 23, 2007 @ 12:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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250. carnage writes:

Hey i_kill_u, i strongly agree with your statement that korn is a legend. they simply created their own style of music that many others have followed.

# May 23, 2007 @ 5:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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251. Red_Chord writes:

Yep nobody can take that away from them but since the last album at least, they suck huge a$$ and are not legends anymore.

# May 23, 2007 @ 9:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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252. korm fanatic number 1 writes:

korn is the best and anyone who thinks korn sucks, f**k you you go listen to your emo gayf**king bands yous always expect to hear the same korn. f**k you all .

# May 26, 2007 @ 4:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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253. korn fanatic number 1 writes:

come whos going to argue korn sucks

# May 26, 2007 @ 4:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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254. korn fanatic number 1 writes:

carnage is right you all suck c**k

# May 26, 2007 @ 4:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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255. Zero 54 writes:

^Sweet God Why?^

# May 26, 2007 @ 8:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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256. godlike writes:

:-(


what am I hearing...? Raging Slab - Get Off My Jollies

# May 26, 2007 @ 10:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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257. kallah writes:

1. This spam bullsh*t is going out of hand.
2. Korn sucks.
3. Who the f*ck is this rape-me guy?
4. Korn sucks.
5. See above.
6. Jericho isn't funny anymore.
7. Korn sucks.
8. See above.

Oh wait, before I forget...

KORN F*CKING SUCKS

# May 27, 2007 @ 3:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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258. Diamond Oz writes:

In all fairness I'm a massive Fozzy fan and I like wrestling too o it don't matter if Jericho called himself that after Y2J or not. Don't worry I know it's from the bible.

On a more serious note though, does anyone else remember that guy Mike Rotch from the massive Audioslave thread? Whatever happened to him he was great!

# May 31, 2007 @ 6:02 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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259. Red_Chord writes:

I do remember the guy, wasn't it you mom doing Mike Rotch. Nonetheless, he was pretty hilarious and yes, I wish we coul;d get more of this crazy dude. Heck, he was so funny.
And about the Fozzy thing, your actually the first guy that says he likes Fozzy, but since it comes from you, I will not use that to tell Jericho how dumb he is, out of respect for you. So sorry if I offended you. And I do like wrestling as well.

# May 31, 2007 @ 7:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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260. godlike writes:

Hey I like Fozzy too.... !!! I used to like watchin wraslin, when I was younger...but then the tooth fairy told me that it was all faked.... so I quit watchin...!!

what am I hearing..? Cheap Trick - Daddy should've stayed in school

# May 31, 2007 @ 2:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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261. Diamond Oz writes:

Hahaha no offence was taken man I know most people on this site don't like Fozzy, it don't bother me lol. I don't think it was Your Mom doing Mike Rotch, I'll have a check in a minute. When it comes to wrestling it's just a bit of fun but they're still world class atheletes. And lastly GODLIKE MATE! Where you been man?

# May 31, 2007 @ 3:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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262. godlike writes:

I've been working...ALOT.. finally down to only working 10 hour days..!!


what am I hearing..? Dokken - Breaking the chains

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