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Steel Panther's Michael Starr Starts New Band One Erection
Legendary rocker Michael Starr - who only got in this business to be surrounded by pussy - has left Steel Panther to join a new outfit titled One Erection. The Panther issued this sad announcement to fans:
"Fanthers...It is with the heaviest of cocks that we announce to you today that, effective immediately, Michael Starr will no longer be a member of Steel Panther.
"The events of the last week have caused him to reevaluate his musical aspirations and he has decided to take his career in a new direction.
"While we are saddened at the news, we know great things ahead for him...(not to mention a great many mothers). We hope you'll continue to support him in this new adventure. #1D4ever."
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2. writes:
we sent one of our correspondents to mike starrs' gravesite, (formerly of alice and chains) this morning with a ouija board to try and channel his spirit for a comment on this matter and were unable to pick up anything but white noise and vibrations from Robert kardashian sr's casket of him rolling over since everytime his family does something stupid in public, especially his wife who was married to a transgender and now dating a 30 year old black man, has apparently happened before according to care taker juwon saunders.
~tim MUTW
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1. Blindgreed1 writes:
LMFAO!!!