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Man Realizes Favorite Band Isn't Good Anymore
In a breakthrough of truly monumental proportions, local man John Kettle has recently come to realize that his favorite band actually isn't any good anymore.
A sinking suspicion started to develop when the band released the first single from its latest album, which received a less-than-positive response from online listeners.
Kettle was enraged upon reading the YouTube comments insisting this new material wasn't as strong as previous releases, with one comment in particular leaving him no choice but to respond.
“My first knee-jerk reaction was to tell him he's worse than Hitler and insist he must love Justin Bieber if he can't appreciate my favorite band,” Kettle said. “But after really listening to the song again and sitting through those atrocious lyrics, I came to the horrible realization that maybe someone else on the Internet with a different opinion than mine might have been correct.”
Working hard to hold back tears, the brave Kettle told us his worst fears have come true: the one band that could do no wrong finally released something that wasn't very good. The visibly emotional Kettle ended our interview by moaning, “I used to tell people on forums that they aren't true fans if they don't love everything that band has put out. Now that's going to happen to ME!”
There's no word yet on how advanced Kettle's false-fan status is, and whether this will interfere with his daily life in any significant way. Stay tuned for more on this breaking story.
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6 Comments on "Man Realizes Favorite Band Isn't Good Anymore"
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4. writes:
had a chuckle this morning with ben leatherman of the phoenix times here in Arizona, ben mentioned that this story reminded him of what happened to the bar hopping band and local transients blind greed, according to ben after a couple sessions at the local roadhouse which is called the rock, the fans had had enough of the mind fu*ck from the stage antics of one chris Virden and left fans leaving the band in droves drastically reducing any legitimacy in the local/music circuit.
a year later Virden quit and hasn't been seen or heard of since, back in February of 2013 I believe maybe it was 14, the band issued a where are they now update of the band as far as projects, personal achievements etc, Virden was not mentioned.
ironically last week we heard that Virden was possibly spotted about a month ago in flagstaff az at a Collins irish pub fronting a band called " igor wheelie and the pieboys"...
we are still investigating the sighting as we speak
~ tim MUTW
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6. writes:
Not completely. John Kettle is bi-racial. His neighbor Jimmy Paught is a black man. The back story here is the feud that's been going on between them. Jimmy has been assailing John's musical choices for years. Mr. Paught contends that if Mr. Kettle wants a band he can stand behind every release, then he needs to stick to the old school true metal bands like Maiden, Sepultura and the mighty Black Sabbath who all have spotless records.
They have yet to agree. :)
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1. Blindgreed1 writes:
And so it finally happened that A7X was laid to rest.