Metallica Preparing To Enter The Recording Studio

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After performing live in Antarctica and releasing a 3D movie, Metallica is finally gearing up to enter the studio and record a new album.
In an interview with Billboard.com, Kirk Hammett states Metallica will be entering the studio in a few weeks, and he also comments:
"When we start, that's going to be our main priority, and we're pretty excited about it because we've been saying we need to start working on this album, but we've been procrastinating greatly with it. We've pretty much come up with every sort of excuse we can not to start work on the album, but we've run out of excuses, so we pretty much have to start work on it now."
He also goes on to say, "You hear about these bands that are sitting in the studio and they don't have any songs, what are they gonna do? That's not Metallica. Metallica's problem is the total opposite. We have too many ideas. James (Hetfield) has, like, 800 ideas. I have 400. Those number alone are just crazy. That's formidable."
This new, as-yet-untitled album, will follow the disastrous flop "Lulu" and the band's 2008 album "Death Magnetic" (reviewed here).
Read the full article at Billboard.com.
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57 Comments on "Metallica Preparing To Enter The Studio"
2. writes:
I actually had to sit here for a moment and think.
What do I feel?
Should I bother typing anything at all?
I just got done commenting on a recent thread that I no longer cared and yet…..here I am hoping that the new album could actually be good?
DM was decent.
I guess I feel like a physically abused spouse at this point.
I think I need therapy…….or maybe not. Look what that did to Met….


6. writes:
Our eardrums need to be relieved if this. I hope they know that when people say they're listening to metallica...its not any of their new material. It's almost always either from the black album, master of puppets, or and justice for all. They need to accept the fact that they're fading out and just simply getting too old for this sh**
7. writes:
Oh boy, looks like I'm back for more pain. Should I just rip my heart out now or should I do it when I hear the single? I feel like I should get a restraining order against Metallica to stop them putting music in my face. New Metallica albums must stay at least 500m away from me at all times.
But I know I'll still listen to it! We all will! How depressing. IDK, Death Magnetic had some entertaining bits I just firmly believe they need to oust Rubin and hire 10 junior engineers to make an album that actually *sounds* like Metallica. Take "My Apocalypse" for example, great song on paper. Seriously, listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6vUbCUX0Xk
That's what the song actually sounds like technically, and it's a good enough thrash song. They just need a decent producer. "The Day That Never Comes" also has a killer opener, I just don't know that they can write an album full of riffs that quality.






17. writes:
DM was an imposter's effort to make a quick buck. They tried too hard to force a familiar sound, but the abomination mix-job ruined anything that could have been considered acceptable.
There's always hope, but it's just been way too long to expect anything good.

21. writes:
"...We've pretty much come up with every sort of excuse we can not to start work on the album, but we've run out of excuses, so we pretty much have to start work on it now."
If you find some excuses for not working on a new album, how can we expect something good if you don't feel like it???
23. writes:
^ Wow, I didn't even realize he said that. Probably because I don't care about this at all really. But that's a great point. This is definitely gonna be forced.
" "You hear about these bands that are sitting in the studio and they don't have any songs, what are they gonna do? That's not Metallica."
Sure it's not.........

27. writes:
28. writes:
@Hellrat….
Sorry to hear you got the stomach bug.
If you can get to a Walgreens or CVS buy some activated charcoal.
It’s sold next to the gas products (Gas X)
Seriously, activated carbon will absorb any toxins in your body.
They give it to people in the ER for overdoses and food poisoning.
Good stuff.
Sincerely,
Dad.
29. writes:
^cheers Doc, will check out charcoal...actually think I have some in a cupboard somewheres. I'll add it to the psyllium I've been stuffing my fat gut with :)
appreciate it brother \m/
now if everyone will please excuse me while I shaaa-ah-aH-aaa-AAAAhhhhh-rrr-rrtttttt!!! p-p-p-thrrrrttt!!!
Thanks :)
31. writes:
yo dr. Bri, wifey had some charcoal powder in her peaceful pharmacopeia...now I have to ask ya, if I eat this sh!t, will I shart diamonds?
mmmm, perhaps shartallica ought to try the carbon...maybe it would make their sharts a little harder, no? ;)
NP---Diamonds and Rust---Joan Baez covered by the Priest \m/
32. writes:
^^^^As long as it says activated charcoal or activated carbon that's the one you want.
Regular charcoal won't work.
Mine comes in capsules and you take two at a time.
My guess would be half a tea spoon.
Take it at least two hours away from vitamins and medications because it will absorb those also.
Diamonds?
Nope if that were the case I'd have my own mine at this point.
Taking too much can cause constipation and the last thing you want is to aggravate your gut further.
Start small....maybe take the half teaspoon and half that.
Since I started taking vitamin D3 and charcoal if I feel something coming on, I haven't had a cold in two years.
Charcoal absorbs cold viruses as well if the literature is to be believed.
Later....
36. writes:
shucks! no diamonds, but no more mudspitter either...charcoal and psyllium makes a good turd :)
and yes Doc, it was the activated kind...I didn't grind up any Kingston EZ Light or anything ;)
hey, I thought of a tune...it goes to that old tears for fears (back when shartallica was METallica):
Shart, Shart, a liquefied fart,
Thus is the state of shartallica's "art"
Come on now, they're sharting at you,
Come on now, shart but true,
so COME THE FVCK ON ALREADY!!
I kinda fvcked up the end there, but I mean fvckin seriously, these klowns are so fvcking washed up...its like a frikken bad cartoon, and NO amount of coal is gonna harden up their sloppy and flaccid goddamned SHART :)
NP---Shart Out a Crazy Diamond!---Stinky Lloyd
38. writes:
AHHHH……..so glad it all worked out for you Hellrat.
Glad you didn’t grab a chunk out of the grill and swallow it…that wouldn’t have been good at all.
Now……..song titles…….
Ride the Shart
And Sharts for All
The Shortest Shart
Enter Sandshart
Holier Than Shart
The possibilities are endless…….
40. writes:
To the tune of One... I call it "Duece":
I can't push out anything
Can't tell if my crap will plop or stream
Deep down inside it feels unclean
This terrible rumbling stops me
Now that the flu is through with me
I'm cramping up and cannot pee
My butthole is about to bleed
Nothing is real but pain now
Clench my a$$ as I wish for death
My a$$hole hates me
Back on the throne, it’s much too real
Out dumps lunch from Taco Bell
Don't look backward lest I hurl
Why’d I splurge for the 4th meal
Wince at the lube that sticks to me
K-Y is not just sex jelly
Tried all the creams that soothe the heat
Wipe this sh!t off from me
Clench my a$$ as I wish for death
My a$$hole hates me
Now my stomach churns, I'm not done
Oh God help me
Clench my a$$ as I wish for death
My a$$hole hates me
Sphincter imprisoning me
All that I see
Overflown toilet
I cannot eat
I cannot drink
Trapped with my filth
Commode my holding cell
Sh!tstaine burning my A$$
Burning my cheeks
Burning my colon
Burning my balls
Burning my legs
Burning my hole
Left me with the Sharts from He||!
43. writes:
^yes, yes of course! because suckers just cant help but love fairy tale make believe shart, no ;)
gotta say its a draw between The Four Shartmen and the Thing That Should Not Shart...fvckin classic!
some others:
Trapped Under Shart
Shart, Inc.
Shart on the Fire
Shart-itarium (Welcome Home Ashhole!)
MotorShartBreath
Sweet Amber Sharted
Shartlash (this is what is suffered when one is unexpectedly exposed to any shartallica eh, material, from the last couple decades...excruciating, ouch!)
and finally, both the elusive Phantom Shart, and the insidious Creeping Shart invariably lead to what them jackoff fvcks in shartallica SHOULD be feeling now, a grave case of fvcking SHART REMORSE
I'm serious


51. writes:
There is no cure for what ails Metallica. The absence of Cliff Burton's genius has been festering sore in the band's hide for decades.
The youth, fear, outrage, anger, and hunger that fueled every album from Kill 'Em All to Black (yes I consider Black strong when weighed against what follows) a masterpiece are exhausted. We're left with this shell of band that can even conjure it's own signature sound, much less genuine energy, intellect, and emotion.
"I am the Table" meme here.
Someone be kind enough to let me know if Metallica proves me wrong because I refuse to listen to a single note of this album that they've been "putting off."

54. writes:
I wish I had the time and equipment to make a cover. But, if anyone can find a karaoke version of the song, they are free to use the lyrics from my post to make their own.
More on topic to the article, I expect the album to be similar to Death Magnetic. Since Lars can only play so well anymore, I don't have much interest in the new album. I think the band only makes another album so they can continue to tour. Clearly, the studio is not where they want to be. And when they tour, which songs to they play? Mainly from the first five albums. Sure, they'll throw in a few songs of the new album, but they still milk the crap out of their most successful work.
Hardly any other band focuses that much on their past. Sure Black Sabbath might, but the difference is that Sabbath plays their classics well on stage.
55. writes:
I'm one who isn't expecting anything from Metallica in '14. It's become fashionable to trash them. Of course when you put out some stupid waste of time movie, an album with Lou Reed which might be one of the most unlistenable collaborations ever, guess you get what you ask for. I'll just continue to break out MOP and RTL for monthly listens, that's my Metallica.
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1. obscured_by_clouds writes:
they need to just retire, i like metallica....but they have been embarrassing themselves for about 15 years now