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German Dong Open Air 2009 Tickets Sell Out In First Day

posted Mar 9, 2009 at 3:00 PM by xFiruath.  (15 Comments)

The 2009 Dong Open Air festival will take place from July 17 - 18 in Neukirchen-Vluyn, Germany. The official website for the festival has been updated with the following announcement that all tickets have already been sold out:

"Many, many thanks for that great reception of yours! The Dong Open Air 2009 is sold out after exactly 4 hours of pre-sales. We never thought of such a fast thing! We all are happily looking forward to seeing you all in best party-mood in front of our beloved stage on the Dong hill on the 17th and 18th of July!"

The line-up for the show will be as follows:

Amorphis
Rage
Skyclad
Cast in Silence
Common Grave
Dornenreich
Failed Perfection
In December
Sheephead
The Very End
Cheeno
Dew-Scented
Hatred
Kingdom of Salvation
Splatter and Gore Department
Clanrock
Elexorien
Interrobang
Oprhan Hate
7 Seals
Sycronomica

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15 Comments on "German Dong Open Air Tickets Sell Out In First Day"

BoltThrower's avatar

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1. BoltThrower writes:

Umm, WHAT?!

# Mar 10, 2009 @ 5:22 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. americanpatriot1 writes:

2 good bands and 19 crap. Not a good enough balance for the money. I also just dont think I can bring myself to go to the "Dong Festival".

# Mar 10, 2009 @ 7:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. inhatredofme writes:

sounds like a total weiner fest

# Mar 10, 2009 @ 10:39 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. brandedcfh420 writes:

man, this sounds like it should be held in san fransisco...........

# Mar 10, 2009 @ 10:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Diamond Oz writes:

Dong! Where is my automobile?

# Mar 10, 2009 @ 10:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. rk writes:

Man you ppl are fukkin nuts. Amorphis? Dew Scented? Rage those are excellent bands.

# Mar 10, 2009 @ 11:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. BoltThrower writes:

Yeah, but is it a BYOD?

Why advertise with Dong? In Germany?! Maybe in Asia I could overlook a festival named Dong. But I can't come up with any German language excuse for a dong festival.

There's a funny snippet in the Vietnamese sniper classic called, "Marine Sniper, 93 Confirmed Kills" where Hathcock's CO asks him where he's at. Heehee, maybe there's some sort of dong connection here?! Man that is too funny! Anyway, Hathcock looks at his map and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I'm standing on My Dong."

# Mar 11, 2009 @ 1:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. brandedcfh420 writes:

i read that book bolt....ol "white feather" was the best sniper back then!!!

# Mar 11, 2009 @ 10:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Pursuit_Of_Vikings writes:

*Butthead voice* uhh huh huh huh...they said dong.

# Mar 11, 2009 @ 12:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Jackrum writes:

err, what is this and why has it sold out???

# Mar 11, 2009 @ 2:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. americanpatriot1 writes:

It's nothing. Everyone just wants to see Amorphis. Can't say that I blame them.

NP: The sound of me walking out the door.

# Mar 11, 2009 @ 3:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Picco writes:

Dong is a small hill, where the Dong Open Air takes place since 2000. It is sold out, because it is not on of these f***in commercial festivals like Wacken Open Air and others. The crew wants to support small local band and you just pay 28 euros for bands like Amorphis, Rage and Dew-Scented, thats like you have to pay nothing!
Greetings from Germany!
Picco / The Splatter And Gore Department

# Apr 8, 2009 @ 6:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. InfernoNecrosis writes:

It's great to know that Interrobang and Dew-Scented are going to play at Dong Open Air on Dong Hill.

*laughs like a child*

# Apr 8, 2009 @ 6:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Blindgreed1 writes:

With any luck i'll have my dong on some big "hills" tonight.

# Apr 8, 2009 @ 6:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. InfernoNecrosis writes:

That is absolutely filthy. Good luck. lol

# Apr 8, 2009 @ 6:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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