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Gwar Frontman Writes Advice Column

posted Jul 31, 2007 at 12:59 PM by Diamond Oz.  (15 Comments)

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When thinking of rock stars with hearts of gold, Oderus Urungus of GWAR is certainly at the top of anyone's list. Now, the Scumdog of the Universe will prove it once and for all as he has signed on with AnarchyMusic.net for a six-month stint as the writer of an advice column! No problem is too difficult to solve for the mighty Oderus! The first installment is online now and will continue once a month for the rest of 2007! "Dear Oderus" promises to be the greatest advice column of all time!

Read the first installment of "Dear Oderus" at this location

GWAR is rumored to be the "special guest act" on the upcoming "Rockstar Viva La Bands 2007 Tour" featuring high-energy live rock music and a traveling video show. CRADLE OF FILTH, CKY and VAINS OF JENNA have already been announced for the trek, which is scheduled to kick off late September.

Source: Blabbermouth

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15 Comments on "Gwar Frontman Writes Advice Column"

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1. Kick Ass Duke writes:

Dear Oderus,

When will the insolent population of this sorry excuse for a planet realize their role as c** depositories and jiz receptacles and fall to their knees in full worship of the glory that is GWAR so that they may be ritualistically destroyed in the most foulest of ways?


With Love,

Kick a$$ Duke

# Jul 31, 2007 @ 3:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. inhatredofme writes:

yea i see nothing but good things from this column

# Jul 31, 2007 @ 4:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Acid Rain writes:

"He cares so much about the starving people in Africa that he introduced AIDS into the populace to help lessen the number of people needing food."

Wow hahaha that is so wrong and yet so funny at the same time I couldn't help but laugh at that, which will almost certainly condemn me to hell haha.

# Jul 31, 2007 @ 7:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. RememberMetal? writes:

I've read the Vinnie Paul and Christina Scabbia advice coloumns in Revolver but I'm certain few metal artists could reply with as bizarre and creative response as Oderus.

Brilliant.

Now Playing: Shadows Fall - "Destroyer of Senses"

# Jul 31, 2007 @ 7:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Murderface writes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 1:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Cynic writes:

Haha, classic Oderus. The man is hilarious.

Now Playing: Entombed - "Blessed Be"

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 1:38 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Terminator writes:

this is, with out a doubt, the greatest advice column ever!

now playing: king diamond - the poltergeist

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 12:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. SexBloodandMetal writes:

NICE!

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 3:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. thor_hath_risen writes:

bury an axe into his forhead!!!!

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 3:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Ben Dover writes:

"Now Playing: Shadows Fall - "Destroyer of Senses"

I noticed that you're gay. Shadows Balls sucks ass!

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 7:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. thor_hath_risen writes:

have you ever heard more than five shadows fall songs?

np: "take this life"by in flames

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 7:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Ben Dover writes:

I've seen him live. Nothing speacial.

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 7:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. RememberMetal? writes:

Ben

Bah.
I give everything a fair shot.
Shadows Fall is super-accessible by my standards but I still get a kick out of them. I imagine the bands your listening to have really safe or sacred names anyway.

Who have you been playing lately? I won't slag you even if you're blasting A7X or Korn.

Now Playing: Mumakil - "XXI"

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14. Acid Rain writes:

haha RememberMetal? insulting people in mysterious subtle ways. Its great

# Aug 1, 2007 @ 10:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. qusta writes:

lmao......this is by far the funniest 'advice' column i've ever read.....

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