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Motorhead Selling Vibrating Sex Toys, Devastates St. Louis

posted Sep 9, 2015 at 12:55 PM by xFiruath.  (5 Comments)

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If you've watched the series "Frisky Business" on Netflix (or if you just have a healthy bedroom life with your significant other), you're probably familiar with the company Love Honey.

Now the one and only Motorhead has teamed up with Love Honey to release a line of vibrators - get your own right here. They're pretty affordable too: between $24.99 and $44.99, unlike the absurdly priced Rammstein dildo box set or Ghost's Papa Emeritus butt plug.

On a less sticky note.... Motorhead finally came back to the live stage after cancelling a bunch of shows! The band commented on last night's performance:

"St. Louis!!!! St.Louis St.Louis SAINT LOOOOUUUIIISSSS!!!!!! How LOVELY it was for Motörhead to kick every single one of your asses tonight eh?!"

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5 Comments on "Motorhead Selling Dildos, Returns To Live Stage"

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1. Drum_Junkie writes:

Surprised they don't offer one with mutton chops and a large mole for a studded effect. LMAO!

So glad to hear that Lemmy is back on stage. Best of luck for the remainder of the tour!

# Sep 9, 2015 @ 5:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. KMADD writes:

Although Lemmy still looked a little frail. Mikkey D crushed it behind the kit! And they closed the night with Overkill. Played DR Rock and that was cool to. Saxon was the highlight last night. They played a crushing set!

# Sep 10, 2015 @ 12:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Drum_Junkie writes:

Glad you got to see them, KMADD!! Mikkey is a bad-ass!

# Sep 10, 2015 @ 3:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. KMADD writes:

\m/

# Sep 11, 2015 @ 12:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Ginnie Moon writes:

I liked Ghost's dildos better. I mean really. Who can ever come close to the greatness of a dildo made of the likeness of Papa Emeritus? Come on now. Not even lambchops and a mole can win out over that!!! Fine with me if metal bands all start offering dildos. The second best one ever will be from Cannibal Corpse, and of course it will be a _knife_.

# Sep 11, 2015 @ 8:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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