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Death Metal Bird Song

Formed: 2012
From: Backwoods, TX, United States
Last Known Status: Active

Background

From the land of Devourment and the painted bunting comes the most brutal bird-watching and death metal crossover band in the world! Soul-reaping guitar tones of the raven and blast-beating rhythms of the hummingbird’s wings will melt your face and leave your corpse as carrion to scavenging vultures. The band praises the warbling call of the common yellow-throat and colon-purging growls of Chris Barnes. Death Metal Bird Song is the sickest death metal birding crossover band in the world.

Latest Death Metal Bird Song News

Below is our complete Death Metal Bird Song news coverage, including columns and articles pertaining to the band. Some articles listed may be indirectly related, such as side projects of the band members, etc.

Breast Obsessed Bill Barnes Goes Into Loony Bin

Bill “Cuckoo Brains” of Death Metal Bird Song has once again been locked up in the “chicken coop.” This time he went back to his favorite place (best one he’s found, he hates the loony bin) Rock Quarry Behavioral Health for an obsession with breasts. More...

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Death Metal Bird Song Releases "Capella Gold"

Are you ready for this one? Appalachian folk karoake bird-obsessed a capella metal has arrived. Buckle up folks.

After 25 years of being in and out of the chicken coop, Bill "Cuckoo Braaaaaaaaaaaaains" Barnes has finally released an album, "Capella Gold." The Cuckoo bird is a solitary bird and it doesn't get along with other birds, so Bill created this album all by himself. There are no instruments. There is only Bill's voice, and of course...bird calls. A couple of the songs are a preview of Bill's upcoming cannibalistic country project, Bill Barnes and the Geiners + A Beaner.

All songs were recorded in Bill's swallow cave or live at the Common Interest in Austin, Texas, where Bill and flock members, Chris "Stoned Raven" and internet/Austin 6th Street legend, G.O.A.T. corn holed Austin karaoke. Bill is negotiating with G.O.A.T. about releasing those songs on a DVD and live album.

The eight tracks that comprise the album pick at some meaty topics like cannibalism, Ed Gein, tits (avian and human), menstrual-drinking vampires, barracudas, trolling and...of course, bird songs! More...

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Death Metal Bird Song Sings An Ode To "Tits"

Shapeshifter PR is proud to report Bill "CUCKO!!" Braaaaains Barnes' recent success on the internet. Although he has a song about death metal bird calls, "Tits" is really where Barnes caught his first break (poor guy finally caught a brake).

After seeing a tufted-black-crested titmouse for the first time, his grandmother scolded him. He had to convince his grandmother his intentions were not vulgar, it was simply the name of the bird, but she still didn't believe him, so he whipped out his trusty guide manual: "Southern Texas Birds" by professor Haoory Hooligar, and proved his grandmother it was just a bird. She quit shaking her head after a while and accepted it as a real thing, although was still pissed at Billie baby bird for using such crude language in a house of the LORD! More...

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Death Metal Bird Song Takes Flight

It's finally happened... we have a death metal project based entirely around the subject of bird watching.

Bill "Cuckoo Braaaaains" Barnes is pleased to announce he has started writing his debut album "Anally Fisting Your Moms With a Bluebird House" with his bird-watching, misanthropic death metal crossover project, Death Metal Bird Song.

He expects to complete the album in the autumn when the bird migration starts. So far he is completing work on gore-drenched songs about carrion eaters, cum peckers, tits (human and avian) nest robbers, the black bird apocalypse, dog attacks, venomous critters, all the while hailing death metal legends such as Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Unleashed, Morbid Angel, Morgoth and many more.

Barnes is cousins with Six Feet Under singer Chris Barnes and learned many of his vocal techniques from this family member. Cuckoo Braaaaains dwells in the back woods of Texas where he enjoys watching videos of humans die ("Traces of Death II" is his favorite film), observing and photographing birds, smoking grass and just communing with nature. He is a misanthrope who only likes birders and metal heads and rarely leaves his hovel, mostly just to buy more pot. More...

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