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Breast Obsessed Bill Barnes Goes Into Loony Bin

Bill “Cuckoo Brains” of Death Metal Bird Song has once again been locked up in the “chicken coop.” This time he went back to his favorite place (best one he’s found, he hates the loony bin) Rock Quarry Behavioral Health for an obsession with breasts.

It all started with not having enough sex and watching a classic, “titillating” scene from the movie “Bound.” In said film, Gina Gershon makes love to Jennifer Tilly. After days of singing Bill’s hit song “Tits,” and watching this clip, Bill has fixated on the word “boobs” and his mind can no longer function.

“Breasts obsession is a blight in the country worse than AIDs,” says breast expert Phil Urupabit.

Watch Bill “Cuckoo Brains” Barnes’ ode to boobs and birds, “Tits” below and say a prayer for his damaged mind.

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