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Bison B.C. Issues Statement On Being Denied Entry To The U.S.

Guitarist/vocalist James Farwell of Vancouver, Canada heavy metal act Bison B.C. has posted the following statement online in regards to the band being refused entry into the United States to play a special one-off show with Eyehategod in Seattle:

"Due to our vicious plot to undermine the American economy and to destroy the citizens of the United States of America's belief in freedom and baseball or whatever, we weren't allowed to cross that fascinating imaginary line. More likely due to a fucking clerical error somewhere in Corporate America, the fine people at Homeland Security had no choice but to keep Americans secure from us dirty fucking Canadians. But fear not my fellow poser Canadians, we will get our fucking paper work in order soon enough and be down destroying things before you can say, 'Does Celine Dion shit in the fucking woods?!,' and yes indeed she does. Peace on Earth."

In related news, Bison B.C. is currently in the studio penning the follow-up to the band's critically acclaimed "Dark Ages" full-length. Further details are expected to be revealed soon. "Dark Ages" was released in 2010 through Metal Blade Records.

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7 Comments on "Bison B.C. Detained At The U.S. Border"

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1. uy writes:

their Mexican now

# Feb 10, 2011 @ 8:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. gripper writes:

i like Bison BC
they pound many trendy American hard rock and Metal bands into baby powder
but
dude's whining is an example of why Canadians are a running joke in the US

# Feb 10, 2011 @ 9:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. belialscrown writes:

Gripper: That isnt really whining when its all pretty much true.
and if Canadians are a running joke in the US then you should see how the rest of the world sees the US, if Canada is a running joke then the US is the equivalent of the entire Comedy Network

# Feb 10, 2011 @ 9:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Satan Stan writes:

Gripper 1-Do you know what sarcasm is?
2- Are you really defending the gayest country in the universe? Really? I have friends in the states who CLEARLY know how gay it is....you know what nevermind, here's American gladiators and a dead Iraqi child burger. Enjoy!

# Feb 10, 2011 @ 10:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Gelatinous Cube writes:

Wait a minute... Celine Dion has f***ing wood?

# Feb 10, 2011 @ 11:54 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. btbamfav20 writes:

Gripper is still an asleep American, there's nothing u can do.
Went to New York in October, had to jump through hoops to stay there for f***in 3 days, so eat another double-down fatty

# Feb 10, 2011 @ 2:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Hollow writes:

This is happening to a lot of bands. America is losing out on good entertainment for it's citizens.

Lots of Canadian and European bands don't bother touring the USA anymore because of this problem.

# Feb 10, 2011 @ 3:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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