Allanon Seeking Replacement Drummer

Idaho folk metallers Allanon have issued the following announcement about seeking a new drummer:

"We need a drummer bad you cant really do any shows without one so we decided to post this. Here are the requirements:

1.) Need to have your own gear (cuz we for sure hell dont have any drum stuff)
2.) Transportation to caldwell (will talk days ONLY if interested)
3.) We know times are hard right now but if you can pitch money into band stuff like merch,recording time,ext
4.) Must BE true to this band we've had a lot of people over the years and well lets face it bastards quit or we kick out for good reasons
5.) Must want to play melow deathmetal/folk
6.) And finally no fucking drugs weed is fine other shit is not! beer and what not is ok ONCE in a while just watch what you do

"If you want to talk more about this and are really interested plz hit us back as soon as possible! Also it would be cool if you can post this and show your buds who maybe interested and also (only respond to this if you live close to caldwell) hit us back it you want to talk about other locations. And also most forgot plz be around this age (18-?) will talk about other ages and what not."