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Gwar Frontman Oderus Urungus Talks Shit About Anthrax and Lordi

posted Aug 24, 2009 at 1:27 PM by deathbringer.  (15 Comments)

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Gwar frontman Oderus Urungus talks smack on ANTHRAX and LORDI in his latest edition of his "Ask Oderus" advice column on MetalSucks, in addition to tackling topics such as crabcore, Hitler, and having sex with whales. An excerpt follows:

Q: Is it fair the singer from Anthrax got fired for shitting on the bass player’s back? Don’t you regularly give Cleveland steamers to Jizmak?

Was that really what happened? Was he really that bad a bass player? Wait… are you saying they fired the guy that shit on the bass player? Why would they do that? That band is never going to make it! Who did you say they were again? And as far as Jizmak goes, he IS a Cleveland steamer.

Q: My shirt is still stained with Hitler’s seaman from one of your shows. What is the best way to remove the funk of tyrannical man chowder?

Why would you want to get rid of it? That stuff rules! And anyway, I don’t think you CAN get rid of it. In fact, I think it probably spread to the rest of your clothing. How could you be stained by Hitler’s “seaman” anyway? What, did the last surviving crew member of the Bismark masturbate on you?

Q: Who will win in a wrestling match? Lordi or Pussycat Dolls?

I would have to say the Pussycat Dolls, thought I am not sure… Perhaps some kind of wrestling audition can be arranged… one where the Pussy-Cat Dolls are forced to wrestle the Cuttlefish of Cthulu (and also lick each other’s pussies). I could get them all pregnant, raise all the children and then throw them down a well full of eels. How their piercing screams enliven my love-nugget. Oh yeah, Lordi sucks.

Read the full article at "Ask Oderus" on MetalSucks.net.

Source: MetalSucks.net

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15 Comments on "Gwar Frontman Talks Shit About Anthrax and Lordi"

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1. wilco writes:

funny sh**

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 5:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. metal4life5509 writes:

definetly funny sh** right there i agree

ODERUS FOR PRESIDENT IN 2013!!

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 6:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. RTB writes:

Typical Gwar schtick.... anything to boost album sales i guess....i might have lol if i were 15 or 16 yrs old

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 6:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Jenny writes:

I'm 17 and this isn't really lol worthy, it's more "...huh...?" worthy. Reading that was a waste.

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 6:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Blindgreed1 writes:

I liked it. It's classic Oderus. I couldn't resist.

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 6:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Cynic writes:

I loled - as BG says I guess you have to know GWAR to see the humor in it. I thought GWAR were the dumbest band around when I first saw them but a) they write great metal and b) their comic book image is actually pretty amazing when you watch Phallus In Wonderland etc.

Good to see Casey Orr from Rigor Mortis is back in the fold too.

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 6:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. RTB writes:

^ jenny lol to that
I like gwars live shows and some of their music....just too much talking for me thats all

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 7:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. haha writes:

agreed you have to know gwar then its funny sh**.... i thought it was great

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 7:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. devin S writes:

thats not talking sh**....its just gwar being gwar.............Retarded.

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 7:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. SHREDDER13 writes:

"Live From Mt. Fuji" is waaay funnier than this.

(Oderus) : The leader...of the local nazi skinhead with hair all men's club!

\,,l "Invasion Sector 12" by Darkness l,,/

# Aug 24, 2009 @ 8:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. TruSeattleite writes:

GWWAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Aug 25, 2009 @ 6:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. RememberMetal? writes:

Saw Gwar with the Misfits in the 90's and they were both great. Not a big fan of any band mentioned but I've never liked anything about Lordi.

# Aug 25, 2009 @ 9:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Hollow writes:

Oderus still has his panties in a knot over Lordi? What is the whole controversy between GWAR and Lordi anyways?

# Aug 26, 2009 @ 12:49 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Hollow writes:

I admit, I enjoy reading Oderus insult twats in Metal Hammer magazine.

# Aug 26, 2009 @ 12:49 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Zartan writes:

I agree with some of the others. You have to know Gwar and realize, they are just being silly. Oderus makes fun of everyone. I don't think any of this should be taken seriously.

# Aug 26, 2009 @ 1:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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