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Decibel Asks "What If Bands Were Beers?"

posted Feb 15, 2009 at 8:52 PM by deathbringer.  (14 Comments)

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Decibel Magazine's site has an entry that poses the question "What If Bands Were Beers?" where they mesh band names and logos/album artwork with beers and beer labels. It's nothing amazing but is pretty well done.

Read the full article at Decibel Magazine.

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14 Comments on "Decibel Asks 'What If Bands Were Beers?'"

ChassMasterPlus's avatar

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1. ChassMasterPlus writes:

f***ING LAME. let's all bro up and have a rolling rock a.k.a rolling c***. and lets get that brew all mixed up with metal bands. weak sauce

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 10:33 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Kalis_wrath's avatar

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2. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hey! I love the King Diamond "beer"! It's funny, and nicely done!

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 1:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. xFiruath writes:

The other day a buddy of mine was joking about making wines and sodas based on famous death metal songs. The list was way, way too long to type all out, but by far my favorite had to have been "I c** blueberries." (making fun of Cannibal Corpse "I c** blood.") Imagine seeing that on a wine label.

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 2:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

4. ZT* writes:

GAY

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 2:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Bruno Hockalugie writes:

That was just gay! It could have been cool if they chose REAL Beers!
Naty ice, Miller Low Life, Buttwiper?? Those beers f***in' suck!

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 4:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Diamond Oz's avatar

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6. Diamond Oz writes:

I thought it was pretty funny anyway.

Now playing: Limp Bizkit- Let Me Down (f*** my metal street cred!)

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 4:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
xFiruath's avatar

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7. xFiruath writes:

I love how proudly you carry that banner now Oz.

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 5:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Blindgreed1's avatar

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8. Blindgreed1 writes:

Oz: lol.

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 5:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Jackrum's avatar

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9. Jackrum writes:

kinda poor effort in all.

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 5:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Dark_Funeral's avatar

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10. Dark_Funeral writes:

at least he's not listening to H.I.M.
...talk about losing metal street cred lol

np: deicide- fukk your god

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 7:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Diamond Oz writes:

Haha yeah, in fact since that article was posted I've been listening to nothing but Nu Metal except for today when I included some Industrial and Iron Maiden (for the first time in years I believe).

# Feb 17, 2009 @ 10:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. khanate writes:

Well if Khanate were a beer I would say Mcewens Champion

# Feb 19, 2009 @ 3:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Zero 54 writes:

or instead of Hamm's its Hamm's er fall, sweet article the A High Life Once Lost wins in my opinion

I love Metal and Beer, what great things

Np Shadows Fall Destroyer Of Senses

# Feb 22, 2009 @ 2:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. americanpatriot1 writes:

F that Dark, HIM is badass. Lack of street cred is when you say Bango Tango were awesome and should make a new record.

# Mar 3, 2009 @ 3:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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