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"Guitar Praise" Coming Soon!

posted Nov 17, 2008 at 5:03 PM by Diamond Oz.  (20 Comments)

Christian electronic companies seem as though they're not shy about using the popularity and style of successful video games to create their own, having previously given their own spins on Zelda, Super Mario Brothers and even Doom! Coming soon however is a new game entitled, "Guitar Praise" which looks strangely familiar and features songs from many Christian rock artists. Check out the trailer below.

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20 Comments on "'Guitar Praise' Coming Soon!"

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1. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Oh no. The end of days are upon us.

# Nov 17, 2008 @ 10:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. krammer writes:

Gee, there's no way that's ever going to suck...

# Nov 17, 2008 @ 11:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. jayballer14 writes:

crap my aunt is goin to get that for her kids i know it! Damn her and her religious weird al covers that she plays. (not really weird al but sounds exactly like him)

# Nov 17, 2008 @ 11:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Kali writes:

Diamond, this is placed well in the "Just for fun" section! Please tell me it aint so?

# Nov 17, 2008 @ 11:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Diamond Oz writes:

I'm still trying to work out whether it's fake or not Kali. Sadly, I don't think it is. When you look at the history of games you'll see that Christians have previously taken ideas and used them to promote the Bible. Fair enough but as far as I know, it's never worked.

# Nov 18, 2008 @ 4:37 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. americanpatriot1 writes:

The exact thing that makes Christians look bad. Sometimes we are our own worst enemy.

NP: Slayer= Tormentor

# Nov 18, 2008 @ 8:23 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. That_One_Guy writes:

Lmao, I needed a good laugh. I really hope this is true, just for comedic value.

# Nov 19, 2008 @ 1:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Necropolis writes:

This would be great if you were looking for new ways to put the kids to sleep. Move over bedtime stories.

# Nov 19, 2008 @ 1:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. SHREDDER13 writes:

What the hell is this!?...
Someone shove a grenade down my throat please.

# Nov 23, 2008 @ 3:20 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. SHREDDER13 writes:

I liked the Tomb Raider clip though.
If Lara Croft was real, I'd annihilate her in bed then toss her in a pool full of BBQ sauce and literally eat her alive piece by piece.

And that's the end of that chapter *throws scarf around neck*

# Nov 23, 2008 @ 3:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. americanpatriot1 writes:

The chick in the blue shirt holding the guitar had an awesome body. Too bad you couldn't see her face. Wait a minute, the rest of the people in this commercial were pretty young.......I'm kind of ashamed now. The Tomb Raider clip did look bad a$$ though.

# Nov 23, 2008 @ 9:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. bernie writes:

This can't be real....!

# Nov 23, 2008 @ 11:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. PorcupineTreeFan writes:

I hear the final song you have to complete is "Dead by Dawn"... lol

# Nov 23, 2008 @ 11:23 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Netromancer writes:

The thing is, some christian kids would probably like to play this. But its presented in such a wuss-ass, milk-toast fashion that now any kid would be afraid to be seen playing it. I dont think God would mind something made to "praise him" being presented in a cooler fashion. Just my 2 cents.

# Nov 23, 2008 @ 1:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. SHREDDER13 writes:

#13 - LmAo!!!

# Nov 24, 2008 @ 12:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. Diamond Oz writes:

I wonder if Believer and Living Sacrifice will be on here. Something tells me not.

I also demand they make "Guitar Torah" which features music from Anthrax, Biohazard and Ill Bill!

# Nov 24, 2008 @ 4:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. That_One_Guy writes:

Oz and PorcupineTreeFan, lol..

Even better though, if the final song was "f*** Your God" by Deicide. :-P

# Nov 26, 2008 @ 1:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Netromancer writes:

If they made a game like this with Living Sacrifice or Demon Hunter I might rent it. But I wouldnt let anyone see me playing it, I have a reputation to uphold :)


NP:"Murder" Sepultura

# Nov 26, 2008 @ 3:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Fuck_A_Name writes:

I also demand they make "Guitar Torah" which features music from Anthrax, Biohazard and Ill Bill!

Oz wins. I give up trying to think of something funnier than that, it's impossible.

Now playing: Behemoth- Prometherion

# Nov 26, 2008 @ 9:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. MetalMilitia223 writes:

Wow, guitar hero is bad enough, and ya americanpatriot1, she had pretty rockin tits.

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