Austrian Death Machine To Release Christmas Song
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Austrian Death Machine has posted the following message online:
"This year, the holidays will be brutalized by Ahhnold and the Austrian Death Machine crew. In our efforts to make Christmas "metal," "brutal," and other choice adjectives, I will be releasing the rendition of the holiday classic 'Jingle Bells'. Also on the single is the soon-to-be classic, 'Get To The Choppa', and Austrian Death Machine's cover of JUDAS PRIEST's 'Hell Bent For Leather.'
"Ahhnold was quoted as saying: 'Why write a new song, when I can take whatever one I want? Give me that guitar you girly man!'
"Look out for the Austrian Death Machine Xmas EP to be available on November 25th!"
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25 Comments on "Austrian Death Machine To Release Christmas Song"
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3. writes:
Oz, if you ever play Nickelback again, I'm going to have to ban you from the site. Or at least don't tell us about it :-) (j/k)
Jingle All the Way pretty much ended my hardcore Arnold fandom... as if The Last Action Hero wasn't bad enough (at least it was a self-parody, but with a really annoying kid).
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4. writes:
Ah come on DB you know the words!
NEVER MADE IT AS A BLIND MAN!
COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALIN'!
I know what you mean, you know what killed Arnie movies for me? BATMAN AND ROBIN!!! That film was the worst, ever. And would you believe I still think Arnie was the best in that crapfest?! Urgh. I liked Last Action Hero but as you say it had that damn kid in it. "THE BAD GUY'S IN THERE!"
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9. writes:
You honestly don't know how lucky you are not to have seen that mess from start to finish. Check out the review by the Nostalgia Critic to see just how bad it is.
Nickelback's new CD came out in the U.K. yesterday, I didn't buy it. I'm still trying to make sure I have enough money for the new Sepultura album. They're just a little better than Nickelback. Did I mention I like 3 Doors Down too?
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11. writes:
Funnily enough I was discussing that film with a mate last night, haven't seen it since I was like six or something though. I like Twins, I thought that was a pretty funny film since I also like Danny DeVito (who as we all know, actually appeared in a GOOD Batman movie!) Commando's great too.
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14. writes:
What about the spot on Hollywood accuracy and thoroughly enjoyable script that was True Lies. Seriously though, Jamie Lee Curtis was yummy looking. Especially in that strip tease scene....Lordhave mercy, time to go take a long walk.
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15. writes:
I still like True Lies to be honest, I thought it had some great lines. Haven't watched it properly in a long time though. I didn't like Terminator 3, I went to see it and was really psyched but came out disapointed. I wish they hadn't made it and I wish they weren't making three more.
What does everybody think of Kindergarten Cop?
IT'S NOT A TUMOUR!
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18. writes:
Best line from Red Heat:
Arnold: In Soviet Union, during war, govt take all drug dealers and all drug addicts, line them up in public square, and shoot them in back of head.
Jim Belushi: Great idea, maybe they should do that here....nah, f***in' politicians would never go for it.
Arnold: Shoot them first
f***ing Classic!
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19. writes:
T3 became my favorite. I'll never forget sitting pretty close up during the crane chase scene. That thing looked like it was going to flip over on my head, it was so massive. And with the sound system, it felt like it did. That probably gave me a favorable lasting impression of the movie forever. Just watched it again a couple months ago and I still loved it. I just like how it's darker and no kiddie crap. I enjoy the TV series too.
I liked Kindergarten Cop, but it was clearly part of Arnold's slide into lame attempts at non-action movies. Eraser and Collateral Damage and 6th Day were ok, but nothing compares to the classics like Predator and Total Recal.
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20. writes:
I've never seen the TV series but a friend of mine who's a fan of the movies says it's one of the crappest things ever broadcast and it's laughable at how terrible it is. I might check it out one day but frankly I really don't want to.
So while we're on the subject of action movies, what does everyone think of the likes of Stallone, Seagal and Van Damne?
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24. writes:
Van Damme in Blood Sport was classis. Chong Li and the other american dude make that movie for me. PLus you get the added bonus of early Forest Whitaker.
Cliffhanger is the other awesome movie. That led to the wonderful opening of Ace Ventura 2.
And if you want to talk Arnold movies, how can you not talk Predator with Jesse "The Body" Ventura. "I ain't got time to bleed".
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1. deathbringer writes:
That sounds about as brootal as "Jingle All The Way" (or whatever that awful kiddie Xmas movie Ahnold did was called) but I'm looking forward to hearing what they do with it.