Ministry Mainman To Stick With Revolting Cocks

Ministry Mainman Al Jourgensen To Stick With Revolting Cocks

posted Aug 19, 2008 at 8:33 AM by Diamond Oz. (31 Comments)

Band Photo: Ministry (?)

Ministry/Revolting Cocks mainman Al Jourgensen has posted the following message online regarding the new Revolting Cocks album, "Sex-O Olympic-O":

“Much like Menudo does or the Blue Man Group, I was going to hand the band over to this younger generation of RevCo’s, to Sin [Quirin/guitars], Josh [Bradford/vocals] and Clayton [Worbeck/keyboards], kind of franchise it out. I think that these three knuckleheads capture the true essence and spirit of being ‘a Revolting Cock,’ if you will. But, this album turned out so damned good, I think I’m going to stick around for a while.”

“This is the best RevCo album I’ve ever done,” Al continued. “As a matter of fact, I think this is the best album - including Ministry, Pailhead, Lard - anything I’ve ever done, period. Production-wise, song-wise, I’m really, really happy with this record. It’s the first CD I’ve ever gotten back from the mastering studio that I didn’t have anything to bitch about. No complaints. I listened to the whole thing and just went, ‘OK, that’s a wrap. Let’s go’!”

The album is scheduled for a September 13th release.

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31 Comments on "Ministry Mainman To Stick With Revolting Cocks"

1. Caveman writes:

well i've never heard anyone promoting their sh** say it sucks

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 5:25 PM ET | IP Logged

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2. xFiruath writes:

This is an even better headline than that Decapitated one the other day. Nice going Oz!

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 5:56 PM ET | IP Logged

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3. Diamond Oz writes:

I was waiting for someone to notice it ;)

To be honest I didn't notice it until after I posted it and I was like "I'm sure that's a dirty sentence somehow." 'tard that I am lol.

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 6:00 PM ET | IP Logged

4. Fuck_A_Name writes:

The most awesome thing ever would be if M.Shadows decided to become a vegetarian. Then you could post an article saying: "A7x lead singer swears to stop eating c***"

Now Playing: Tool- Lateralis

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 6:13 PM ET | IP Logged

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5. Red writes:

LOL I love the name !

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 6:14 PM ET | IP Logged

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6. Diamond Oz writes:

Speaking of members of the site being immature, I really must ask you xFiruath, is that a vagina in your display picture?

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 6:18 PM ET | IP Logged

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7. xFiruath writes:

Hah, no, it's actually a picture from the old Super NES game Breath of Fire 2 - it's the eye of an evil god opening. Now that you mention it though, I guess it is basically shaped...exactly like a vagina. Damn it. Now I'm going to have to change my image.

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 6:37 PM ET | IP Logged

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8. Diamond Oz writes:

Hmm don't remember Breath Of Fire. then again I didn't have a SNES, I had a Sega Mega Drive. f*** I loved that console. Of course when I recently replayed one of my favourite games from that console (WWF Super Wrestlemania) it was absolute wank. And I forgot how solid the game of the first Batman film was! How I completed that at the age I did I'll never know!

Anyways, I love Ministry and I've only heard the Revolting C0cks version of Do Ya Think I'm Sexy which is funny as.

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 6:52 PM ET | IP Logged

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9. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehe Revolting coockkss!

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 7:13 PM ET | IP Logged

10. ZT in da howzzz writes:

That's cool. I thought the 'Cocks were done for.

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 8:15 PM ET | IP Logged

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11. Red writes:

Well the c***s are back up again...holy sh** I just made myself laugh, hahahahahahaha

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 9:15 PM ET | IP Logged

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12. Kalis_wrath writes:

^Me too Red! Thanks!

# Aug 19, 2008 @ 9:19 PM ET | IP Logged

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13. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehehe! F.A.N was listening to Tool while posting in the Revolting Cooocckkss thread!

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 12:45 AM ET | IP Logged

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14. psythe writes:

*Insert yawnsome phallic joke here*

Never was one for Ministry much, but RevCo are a decent band. Not much for their name though.

Now Playing: Limp Bizkit - "Stalemate" (There, there's your requisite pun)

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 2:53 AM ET | IP Logged

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15. Red writes:

Well about the name it could have been worse like cheese and vagina or dry hump granny.

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 7:13 AM ET | IP Logged

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16. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, Oz, I've always thought Firuath's avatar looked like a vagina too, but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to seem immature, lol.

But anyway, I thought Jourgensen was retiring from music. That's what he announced a while back anyway.

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 12:23 PM ET | IP Logged

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17. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LMAO* xFirath's Avatiar does look like a vagina!

I just love the coooockkks! (dont worry, it will eventvally get old for me)

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 12:31 PM ET | IP Logged

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18. Red writes:

Get old, yeah but not now Kali,

Jourgenson loves the c***s so much that he chose to hold on to them...he decided this on the stroke of midnight...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, it's so juvenile, hahahahahahahahahaha, I'm 31 years old but I love those jokes, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 1:13 PM ET | IP Logged

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19. That_One_Guy writes:

Lmao, Red. "Stroke of midnight".. haha.

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 1:16 PM ET | IP Logged

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20. Red writes:

Their rally cry is 'cockadoodledoo'

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 1:47 PM ET | IP Logged

21. Fuck_A_Name writes:

I have to give you credit red, thinking of p***s jokes is really HARD. err...i mean, difficult.

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 1:57 PM ET | IP Logged

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22. Red writes:

LMAO, ok that's a good one...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jizz, I mean jeez, I put a lot of thought in those jokes, it's kinda a cuming of age for me...

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 2:06 PM ET | IP Logged

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23. Kalis_wrath writes:

Well I know tit's not HARD to believe, butt I cvnt hear you gents cherry well! I got an ear infvcktion and was genitellia something!

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 2:06 PM ET | IP Logged

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24. Red writes:

Twat was that ? Stop being so c***descending....

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 3:37 PM ET | IP Logged

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25. Kalis_wrath writes:

Nipple! Tit is twat tit is and you cvnt d*** anything a boob it!

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 3:46 PM ET | IP Logged

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26. Red writes:

What do you get when you put 2 c***s near a vagina ? A c*** fight !!! And how do you know that one of the c***s lost ? He can't get up anymore.

What was so special about that c*** from another country ? He came !!!

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 6:51 PM ET | IP Logged

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27. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehehehe! Thoes jokes are oldies, but goodies Red!

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 8:04 PM ET | IP Logged

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28. Red writes:

You probably won't believe me but I though about these jokes alone I didn't know they existed at all, I swear. Being French Canadian we have jokes about d***s but in French, and boy are they dirty.

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 8:17 PM ET | IP Logged

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29. Red writes:

Hey if a zombi3e goes like this : braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnns does a nympho go : coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssss ?

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 8:19 PM ET | IP Logged

30. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Hey guys! let's grab some c***...tails, and go inside the p***y...cat club. It'll be LOADS of fun!

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 8:19 PM ET | IP Logged

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31. Kalis_wrath writes:

I want to hear them! Though translated into English will be greatly appreciated.

# Aug 20, 2008 @ 8:20 PM ET | IP Logged

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