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Avenged Sevenfold's "Afterlife" Music Video Premieres Online

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Avenged Sevenfold's latest music video, "Afterlife," is making its U.S. premiere on MySpace.com (also shown below).

Avenged Sevenfold is currently touring on the Taste of Chaos 2008 tour, with European tour dates with Iron Maiden to follow. Here are the latest Avenged Sevenfold tour dates:

Mar 5 2008 at 8:00P @ Family Arena, Saint Louis, Missouri
Mar 7 2008 at 8:00P @ Hara Arena, Dayton, Ohio
Mar 8 2008 at 8:00P @ Cobo Arena, Detroit, Michigan
Mar 10 2008 at 8:00P @ The Armory, Rochester, New York
Mar 11 2008 at 8:00P @ Aragon, Chicago, Illinois
Mar 13 2008 at 8:00P @ Constant Convocation, Center Norfolk, Virginia
Mar 14 2008 at 8:00P @ Tweeter Center, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Mar 15 2008 at 8:00P @ Convention Center, Asbury Park, New Jersey
Mar 17 2008 at 8:00P @ Patriot Center, Washington DC, Washington DC
Mar 18 2008 at 8:00P @ Cumberland County Civic Center, Portland, Maine
Mar 20 2008 at 8:00P @ Nassau Coliseum, Nassau, New York
Mar 21 2008 at 8:00P @ Tsongas Arena, Boston, Massachusetts
Mar 22 2008 at 8:00P @ Armory, Albany, New York
Mar 24 2008 at 8:00P @ Gwinnett Center, Atlanta, Georgia
Mar 25 2008 at 8:00P @ USF Sundome, Tampa, Florida
Mar 26 2008 at 8:00P @ Bayfront Park, Miami, Florida
Mar 28 2008 at 8:00P @ UCF Arena, Orlando, Florida
Mar 29 2008 at 8:00P @ Mississippi Coast Coliseum, Biloxi, Mississippi
Mar 30 2008 at 8:00P @ River Market Amphitheatre, Little Rock, Arkansas
Apr 1 2008 at 8:00P @ Nokia Theatre, Dallas, Texas
Apr 3 2008 at 8:00P @ Fairgrounds Arena, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Apr 4 2008 at 8:00P @ Concrete Street Amphitheatre, Corpus Christi, Texas
Apr 5 2008 at 8:00P @ Freeman Colisuem, San Antonio, Texas
Apr 6 2008 at 8:00P @ County Coliseum, El Paso, Texas
Apr 9 2008 at 8:00P @ Jobing.com/Glendale Arena, Phoenix, Arizona
Apr 10 2008 at 8:00P @ Long Beach Arena, Long Beach, California
Apr 12 2008 at 8:00P @ Event Center, San Jose, California
Apr 13 2008 at 8:00P @ Arco Arena, Sacramento, California
Apr 15 2008 at 8:00P @ WaMu Center, Seattle, Washington
Apr 17 2008 at 8:00P @ PNE Forum, Vancouver, British Columbia
Apr 19 2008 at 8:00P @ Stampede Corral, Calgary, Alberta
Apr 22 2008 at 8:00P @ Northlands Agricom, Edmonton, Alberta
May 6 2008 at 8:00P @ Riverstage, Brisbane
May 7 2008 at 8:00P @ Horden Pavilion, Sydney
May 8 2008 at 8:00P @ Thebarton Theatre, Torrensville, South Australia
May 10 2008 at 8:00P @ Festival Hall, Melbourne, Victoria
May 11 2008 at 8:00P @ Metro City, Northbridge, Western Australia
May 12 2008 at 8:00P @ Metro City, Northbridge, Western Australia
May 14 2008 at 8:00P @ Town Hall (Auckland), Auckland, Auckland
Jun 27 2008 at 8:00P @ Parco Nord Arena, Bologna w/ Iron Maiden
Jun 29 2008 at 8:00P @ Graspop, Dessel w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 1 2008 at 8:00P @ Palais Omnisports de Bercy, Paris w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 2 2008 at 8:00P @ Palais Omnisports de Bercy, Paris w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 5 2008 at 8:00P @ Twickenham, London w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 16 2008 at 8:00P @ Stockholm Stadium, Stockholm w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 18 2008 at 8:00P @ Olympic Stadium, Helsinki w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 19 2008 at 8:00P @ Ratina Stadium, Tampere w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 22 2008 at 8:00P @ Lerkendal Stadium, Trondheim w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 24 2008 at 8:00P @ Valle Hovin, Oslo w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 26 2008 at 8:00P @ Ullevi, Gothenburg w/ Iron Maiden
Jul 27 2008 at 8:00P @ GodsBane Plasden, Horsens w/ Iron Maiden

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1. godlike writes:

HA....let the bashing begin..!!

#1

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:39 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. broken face writes:

Bashing time - What a load of sh** music by a sh** band filled with talentless a$$holes tht still suck on there mums nipples wooo woooo - I feel so aliveeeeeeeee

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Matt.The.Ace writes:

ROAR!!!! GO AWAY!!! WAHHHH YOU HURT MY FEELING!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 3:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. EpicNeckbeard writes:

Aww comon doodz... This band is brooootal... U guys r just newbz this video pwns all.


Ah I'm just sh**ting ya they suck like a vacuum.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 5:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. DaniDecay writes:

RAWWWRRR!!!

OH MY GODZ!!

I FREEKIN LUFFED THIS VIDEO! It's AWESOMELY GAWJUS!

Synyster Gates = SMEXI! ^.^

yays!!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 7:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. ................ writes:

i like the WHOLE song ... why would they cut out some of it out. that's so gay.
plus z. vengence looked retarded in the vid

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. cruor writes:

^No whats gay is that this band is allowed to exist.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. rk writes:

heheehee i wonder if m shadows still looks like a cross between paul wall and ru paul.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. godlike writes:

what a combination..^^ hahaha

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 9:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Shoe Police writes:

I thought there already was a band named "Tool".

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. EpicNeckbeard writes:

There is... this is just a band full of tools.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. DaniDecay writes:

You people are so mean.

A7X ROXS....Like HXC.

and m.shadows...doesnt look like paul wall or ru paul...stoopid. he looks like his usual self. which of course is awesome. (:

HATERS!!!

you people been slippin on that HATERADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. EpicNeckbeard writes:

In all honesty, please don't ream me to hard for this... but i listened to the new album and i really really loved most of the music. Its just i HATE those vocals... he could have his mouth surgically removed and no one could tell a difference because he sings through his nose so much. i heard they got urkel to fill in for him on a few tracks...

I really think it would be an awesome album if they got ride of M shadows, and got a REAL singer to lay down some real epic vocals.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 11:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. godlike writes:

14

this band blows dogs for quarters..!!

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 8:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. LM77 writes:

^^^and Diamond Oz has proof!!!

fans of bands usually only get bashed when they agressively stand up for the band and tell everyone else that theyre just ignorant or jealous, etc., so its cool post 13

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 2:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. Kalis_wrath writes:

Much agreed Lst77! Its posts like number 12 that get bashed. That person severly needs to go back to grammer school and pay attention instead of oogeling his teachers nut sack! *lol* Sorry Deathbringer I had to get that out.

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 3:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

^^^i think i need to type out my full name from now on. i know its confusing ever since LST came here. this is like the third time someone has mixed up our names!! haha

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 3:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Diamond Oz writes:

I do have proof, I reckon it needs to go up on Ebay at some point :P It's true though, there are plenty of bands I like that I've seen relentlessly bashed on this site, such as Fozzy and Drowning Pool but right from the start I knew to keep with the "agree to disagree" theory. Hasn't hurt anyone so far!

By the way I think the DaniDecay posts are being done as a joke lol. I'd be very surprised if they're not but either way, I'm not gonna take them very seriously lol.

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 3:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Fuck a Name writes:

EpicNeckBeard

Ya I thought almost the same thing. The talent in the band is potentially there now, but they need to get rid of the twelve year old girl they have for their singer, too whiny and high-pitched during her puberty transition for MY tastes. Dragonforce has the same effect on me: music... ok, but as soon as the vocals start, all my mind says is "buttsex in musical form". I have hated this band since it's beginning, but if they're willing to make the neccesary member let-go.... who knows? I could hate them just alittle less. Maybe.

Now Playing: God.Fear.None.- "The Iron M"

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 3:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. DaniDecay writes:

Thanks Diamond Oz.

You're the only person who actually noticed the joke. I've actually meet the band and those guys are c***y idiots. I had to take my little sister to that concert and the new one coming up. They made a comment about my shirt saying that band sucks.

BTW: I had been wearing a Darkthrone shirt.

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 6:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. Diamond Oz writes:

Hmm, Darkthrone or Avenged Sevenfold? It's no surpprise really that the only ones who would choose Avenged Sevenfold is A7X themselves! Doesn't shock me or anyone I imagine that they were c***y bastards. Now, Derrick Green from Sepultura, there's a man who treats his fans with some respect and as equals, like all bands should.

Now watching: A Clockwork Orange

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 6:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. Kalis_wrath writes:

Oh! My bad Dani D! I thought you were being seriouse! Darkthrone is a damn good band! I bet the ax7 boys felt like gits knowing you were wearing the tee shirt of band people will actually know and respect 20 years from now!

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 6:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. coldiem writes:

Someone should buy the drummer a gift certificate for a hair cut and tape his damn drum sticks to his hands so he constantly can't spin them around like a pretentious moron.

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 6:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. coldiem writes:

Err, that should read "can't constantly" instead of the other way around.

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 6:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. Diamond Oz writes:

Agreed Coldiem, his constant stick twirling was getting on my nerves thoughout that video, along with his dopey haircut lol

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 6:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. LST77 writes:

I was at the Taste of Chaos tour in Milwaukee last sunday night. I'm a big fan of Bullet for My Valentine & Atreyu, A7X, I like a couple of their songs but I'm not really a fan of their stuff in general. My niece went with because she loves A7X, thinks the singer is "HOT".....I know! Anyhow she stood right there and watched BFMV and Atreyu through to the end, but sat down during the A7X show! What does that tell you....even their "core" fans get tired of it.

On a side note: My son, who's gonna be seven next week, was doing his best air guitar during Atreyu and one of their roadies saw it and brought him over a couple of picks! My son has gotten picks this way from Alter Bridge too, but the best was Papa Roach's show at The Rave, the guitarists girlfriend got the last pick he used on stage and gave it to my son....that made my sons night all that much better!

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# Mar 7, 2008 @ 6:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. godlike writes:

uuuhhh.... doesnt drum stick twirling mean your a good drummer..?

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# Mar 7, 2008 @ 7:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. godlike writes:

damnit....

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# Mar 7, 2008 @ 7:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. coldiem writes:

LOL, godlike. Not unless you do it like Virgil Donati.

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 7:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. Txmetalhead writes:

HA HA - we have some talented comedians..this is funny sh1t!

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 9:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. Txmetalhead writes:

To Post 21 - Diamond Oz - that is cool that Derrick was a nice guy. He seems to be a cool cat, I never met him, though. I also met Killswitch Engage one day - and they were really cool, as well. Sworn Enemy was awesome too...some real jokers in that band.

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 9:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. . writes:

i like them... i hated them 2 years ago... but as you grow up you tend to grow a larger taste in music. people are just too caught up in there own image its like "o im so metal if everyone likes a band then ill hate them to be cool" when in truth the real f***ing wannabie is yourself for rejecting bands. just lisen to what you wanna lisen to and dont give a flying sh** about anyone else

# Mar 7, 2008 @ 9:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. godlike writes:

In post 32---- . writes " i like them... i hated them 2 years ago... but as you grow up you tend to grow a larger taste in music"
---- does this mean you hated them when you were 12 but now that your grown up they're cool..?

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# Mar 8, 2008 @ 10:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. LST77 writes:

godlike....that was good! A7X is hardly a band you would "grow" into as an adult. You either like them or not. Now if you were listening to kids bob a couple of years ago I could see you "growing" into them, such as my son (even he doesn't like this band all that much).

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 11:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. godlike writes:

I havent found anything about them that I can like...!!
At the present time, I dont own any a7x cds and I certainly dont see myself liking them when I get older..!!

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# Mar 8, 2008 @ 11:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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36. ZT writes:

Growing up sucks. :(

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 11:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. ZT writes:

f*** f*** f***.....

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 11:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. Diamond Oz writes:

To be fair, I never actually got to meet Derrick lol. What happened was, me and my mate were the first ones to get there and Panic Cell turned up, so I was talking with their singer Luke and everything (another really cool guy by the way) and then we decided to go for a kebab. When we came back there was a load of other people there and Derrick was just hanging out with everyone, taking pictures with them, signing stuff, just generally being a nice guy. Unfortunately I JUST missed out on speaking to him because as soon as I was able to push past everyone, he had to go and do a soundcheck but he promised everyone that he'd meet them in the same place as soon as the show was finished. Onslaught are also really cool guys, they're usually more than happy to talk to their fans and everything.

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 12:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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39. godlike writes:

meeting cool people....hangin out with bands.... yeah thats cool..!!
I've never really gotten many chances to do such a thing...
One time actually... back in the old days ( '88 )
I went with a buddy to see Iron Maiden... my buddy was friends with the guys in the opening band ( Hurricane )...so after the show we ended up backstage....and low and behold the guys from Maiden were hangin out too... that was great...now those guys are cool.... at least back then...
I cant say as that I've hung out with them lately... but that was a night I dont think I will ever forget...talking guitars with Murray and Smith... \m/

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# Mar 8, 2008 @ 1:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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40. LiquidMetal writes:

wassup hows everyones saturday going??

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 2:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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41. LM77 writes:

ZT i completely agree with you.

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 2:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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42. godlike writes:

boredom..!! killing time until I can go make some noise..!!

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# Mar 8, 2008 @ 2:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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43. LiquidMetal writes:

i think i'll keep this name from now on cuz people get it mixed up with LST77. I could type the full name but then i would have to enter a password.

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 2:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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44. godlike writes:

thats cool... the important ones will know who you are..!!


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# Mar 8, 2008 @ 3:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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45. godlike writes:

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# Mar 8, 2008 @ 6:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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46. ZT writes:

"..talking guitars with Murray and Smith... \m/"

You lucky son of a gun! I'd be too afraid to say anything other than "hey, how's it going? Great?" LOL

# Mar 8, 2008 @ 7:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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47. godlike writes:

yeah...at first it was pretty awkward...but they were all actually really cool...!!
It seemed like they were more interested in all the ladies that were parading around... so it wasnt like we had a long drawn out conversation about anything.... but it was a cool experience to say the least..!! If I remember right it was the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son tour.??

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48. godlike writes:

mornin.!

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# Mar 9, 2008 @ 9:00 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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49. ZT writes:

Wow, I had a very sh**ty weekend...

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 2:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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50. godlike writes:

well that sucks...!! Mine wasnt really sh^tty, but it was definatly BORING..!!

I tried watching this video again..... damn, I couldnt even get through half of it.... these guys really are annoying..!!

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51. cruor writes:

Now Playing: Led Zeppelin- Babe I'm Gonna Leave You

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 9:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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52. godlike writes:

a most excellent remake there my young metalhead friend..!!

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 9:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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53. cruor writes:

It is an excellent song, never heard the original though.

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# Mar 9, 2008 @ 9:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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54. godlike writes:

Babe Im gonna leave you... was wrote by Anne Bredon ( 60s folk singer) and later was on a Joan Baez album... it was also recorded by the band Quick Sliver Messenger Service..

Its a fun one to play on the ol guitar... a little tricky in parts but it seems to impress the ladies... at least the ones that are Zeppelin fans...

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 10:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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55. LiquidMetal writes:

my weekend went pretty well, suprisingly. i dont get very many weekends i enjoy, usually cuz theyre boring.

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 12:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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56. LiquidMetal writes:

godlike, to your post 27, twirling drumsticks is fun. im not a drummer and i can do some sick sh*t, but does that make me a good drummer?? hell no.

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 12:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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57. godlike writes:

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# Mar 10, 2008 @ 8:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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58. LiquidMetal writes:

What does p***s stand for?
Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique)

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# Mar 10, 2008 @ 3:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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59. godlike writes:

well alright then... Im glad you cleared that up for me..!!

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# Mar 10, 2008 @ 4:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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60. Boone writes:

its funny how people come here to bash the band. They obvoiusly had to make time from there day to come here and bash them, once again provin that this band is the sh**. They attract the people that dont even like them. Welcome to bat country biaaatchess.

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 8:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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61. Dark_Funeral writes:

lol post 60, i had to reread your post a few times to actually figure out you were saying they were THE sh**, not sh** itself
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how wrong you are! you backwoods goathumping tool, this band is about as metal as DRUMSTICK twirling(thats pretty goddamn metal, you know, i bet david draiman and matt heafy can twirl drumsticks, cuz they're REAL METAL!?). When i listen to avenged queerfold i am overcome by the sudden urge to french braid my asshairs and then eat the dingleberrys like rock candy, no joke. This happens many times and it is quite unfortunate because i have to use a 2 inch thick toothpick to extract the corn and other funstuff from my molars.

Now when you say we come to take our time to bash them, they are the sh**? This is obviously not so, as if they were THE sh**, we wouldnt be bashing them would we? if they were the best band ever, noone would hate them, they would be...perfect? correct?

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 9:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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62. Dark_Funeral writes:

post 59, im not really sure what p***s could stand for....
pisss? pen15?. wow. i think it stands for p***s. why is everyone typing p***s for no reason? honestly, what the f***. noone needs to type the word p***s 8000 times in one sentence you dumb p***ses. Leave p***s out of the conversation aside from the fact that the members of this band all share the same love for the p***s.

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 9:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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63. Dark_Funeral writes:

paynis
LOL

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 9:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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64. LiquidMetal writes:

"noone needs to type the word p***s 8000 times in one sentence"

haha im guessing post 62 was a joke considering the irony of it. but your double vision must be insanely severe there is only one "p***s" in my post. and that is actually a medical term or something and the acronym is PEN1S so i thought that was funny though im sure they dont use it like that.

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65. LiquidMetal writes:

wait, i mean a scientific term not medical.

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66. iEATbabies writes:

p***s

# Mar 11, 2008 @ 6:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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67. Dark_Funeral writes:

tuch mai pen1s lulz?

# Mar 11, 2008 @ 8:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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68. Dark_Funeral writes:

oh and i watched that video. i want to find their drummer and yell obsene things at him for twirling that f***ing drumstick so many times.

and get a haircut you f***ing idiot

# Mar 11, 2008 @ 8:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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69. ZT writes:

YOU'RE LIKE A SLEDGEHAMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

godDAMN I love BTO!!!

N/P: BTO-Sledgehammer

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70. LiquidMetal writes:

haha whats with everyone typing p3nis now?? this is what i call P-ness.

# Mar 12, 2008 @ 6:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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71. Dark_Funeral writes:

vagetables?

# Mar 12, 2008 @ 8:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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72. godlike writes:

I like potatoes.... but I certainly dont like this band..!

# Mar 12, 2008 @ 8:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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73. cruor writes:

Potatoes again? Might as well go back to the amish jokes.

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74. LiquidMetal writes:

i like potato skins. i remember those amish jokes.

# Mar 12, 2008 @ 11:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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75. LiquidMetal writes:

sorry i know post 70 was lame, that was done purposely. haha.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots at waiters as they pass by.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey!Where are you going? You just shot at my waiters and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a panda!Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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76. LiquidMetal writes:

heres an amish joke, ive posted this before when we first started telling amish jokes but i think its worth posting again.

A mother and child are amish. They are traveling when the daughter says "momma my hands are cold." so the mother responds "stick them between your legs and they will warm up." so she does. "wow momma that works really well." then the next day the daughter was traveling with a guy, when he says "dang my hands are so cold." so the girl says "stick them between my legs and they will warm up." so he does. then he says "hey my nose is cold" and again the girl says "stick your nose between my legs and it will warm up." so again the guy does. then he says "my p***s is cold too." so the girl responds "stick that between my legs and it will warm up".... the day after that the girl askes her mother "momma have you ever heard of a p***s?" her mother replys "yes." and her daughter says "those make a big mess when they are thawing out."

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77. Agnostic Priest writes:

^hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats awesome

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78. godlike writes:

ok, why'd ya have to bring up the Amish..?
Might as well mention that Chuck Norris's celebrated his 68th birthday this week..!

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79. godlike writes:

oops..I wrote that wrong... too many pinchies today..??

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80. LiquidMetal writes:

what am i eating right now?? cheez-its

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81. Mr.Pot writes:

cant we all just get along and get high together!

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82. cruor writes:

Of course man, who said we all couldn't get high together? But your bringing the Pot Mr.Stuff

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83. Mr.Pot writes:

the damn police said i couldent get high after they cought me, probation my ass! i'm sure everyone can agree probation sucks d***.........along with this band lol

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84. LiquidMetal writes:

i have a sexy a$$ hamster. if i was a guy hamster, she would be the one for me....why are the last 25 posts so off topic??

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85. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol good point. Get on topic I'll kick your arse! :P

I noticed in their tour schedule they're playing at the UCF arena, i misread it and thought it said UFC. I'd like to see these guys play at a UFC event just to see the horror on everyones faces!

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86. Mr.Pot writes:

did anyone notice that the lead singer looks like a buddist monk?
the guitarist looks like he's having an orgasm when he's playing too
and what the f*** does a dove, spider, and runnin half naked in a white room have to do with anything.....gay f***ing queers

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87. Fuck A Name writes:

wow. I don't think I got even 0:01 into that song before I had to turn it off. Not kidding, that was how long it took for the sound to make me angry. That's pretty bad. All I saw before the pause button went into use was the white room. Obviously, according to Mr. Pot, it doe'nst get any better, so I'm satisfied. Just one more justification of my hatred for these hacks.

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88. ZT writes:

"Might as well mention that Chuck Norris's celebrated his 68th birthday this week..!"

HE'S f***ING 68? NO WAY!

And Liquid, Cheez-Its rule. I always loved the white chedder cheez-its. :)

Oh yeah, A7x sucks!

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89. godlike writes:

Yes WAY.... Time does not effect Chuck.... therefore Chuck does not grow old.... it is only the rest of the world that has had Chuck in it for the last 68 years...!!
Did you know, he is the only human, that is capable of tieing his shoes with his feet..?

oh yeah, the topic.... this drummer is AMAZING...!! so are the guitarists... but its the bass player that astonishes me with his limitless bass playing skills..!!

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90. Fuck A Name writes:

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now referred to simply as "The Islands".

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91. Mr.Pot writes:

Chuck Norris got his a$$ kicked by the all mighty Bruce Lee! yeah!

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92. LiquidMetal writes:

hey dont start up with the chuck norris jokes again. im sick of them already from the slipknot thread, we probably listed every single one out there in that thread. lol

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93. Fuck A Name writes:

Chuck Norris kicked Bruce Lee in half during a fight, and the top half became Jet Li and the bottom half turned into Jackie Chan.

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94. LiquidMetal writes:

chuck norris died. stop it.

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95. cruor writes:

Now Playing: Black Sabbath- Wasp/Behind the Wall of Sleep/Basically/NIB

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96. HeroOfNo1 writes:

Chuck Norris cant die, only things around him can

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97. LiquidMetal writes:

no hes dead. the chuck norris jokes are old.

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98. godlike writes:

I agree..!! He's not really dead... but the jokes got old a long time ago..!!

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99. Mr.Pot writes:

goddamnit, HeroOfNo1 (my moms bf) must have used my f***ing computer.....i told him not too to avoid confusion (chek out the IP Logged)
what a d***

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100. LiquidMetal writes:

100

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101. cruor writes:

101

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102. LiquidMetal writes:

i finally got kip-ups down. been trying to do them since the end of last year.

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103. cruor writes:

f***. f***. f***. Mother Mother f***. Mother Mother f*** f***. Mother f*** Mother f***. Noise Noise Noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4. Noise Noise Noise. smokin weed smokin weed. doin coke drinkin beers. drinkin beers beers beers. rollin fatties smokin blunts. who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts. rollin blunts and smoken em.

Now Watching: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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104. Txmetalhead writes:

This place always brightens my day...very funny comments, indeed.

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105. Txmetalhead writes:

I met Paul, the singer from Diecast once. He is a great guy too. Very funny and sincere. My friend kept giving him beer...I was cracking up the whole time.

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106. Synyster Gates writes:

I hope they [the fans] realize that music is music, and that music is not a scene, not a style. Music is a beautiful f***ing thing to listen to. It is not a thing to f***ing preach to others about, it's not a f***ing cause. It is what it is—and that's a beautiful art form.

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107. Mr. Pot writes:

holy sh** its "Synyster f***ing Gates"
but i do agree that those kids are f***ing losers and needs to understand that dressing like a fag is not "hardcore"
ha, emo jokes are funnier than Chuck Norris jokes......anybody?

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108. Diamond Oz writes:

No. Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious. Emo jokes are kinda predictable. They are funny though!

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109. Mr. Pot writes:

i've herd chuck norris jokes way to much, emo jokes arent that big were i'm from so i dont get to hear them as much
i like making fun of emos cause its just funny!
but ya both types of jokes are hilarious

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110. Diamond Oz writes:

Ah fair crack then. It's the opposite where I'm from lol.

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111. LiquidMetal writes:

racial(not racist) jokes are the best, lol

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112. Mr. Pot writes:

really....any type of joke that uses stereotyping is funny

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