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Kittie Part Ways With Bassist Trish Doan Due To Medical Reasons

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The following press release has been announced:

"With sadness Kittie has confirmed the departure of bassist Trish Doan due to a severe medical condition.

Doan has been diagnosed with the eating disorder anorexia-athletica-nervosa, which she developed during the recording of Kittie’s Funeral For Yesterday, Doan’s first release with the group.

“It breaks my heart to say goodbye to this family that has given me the best two years of my life,” Doan said. “I wish my time with Kittie did not have to end, but this decision was made based on doctors’ orders. Unfortunately this is the only option that will allow for my full recovery.”

Doan has been battling the disease for nearly two years.

“Trish is a part of our family and her talents and friendship will be missed by all of us,” said Tara McLeod and sisters Mercedes and Morgan Lander. “We are continuing to be respectful and supportive of Trish’s needs during her period of healing. We wish her the best on her road to recovery and will remain close to her throughout this difficult time.”

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1. godlike writes:

is she the skinny one in the picture...?

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 7:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Kalis_wrath writes:

Who cares? This band suck donkey wangs at night! Wish they would just quit!

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 9:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. BLACKDOG writes:

Harsh !!!! lol.

In any event I feel bad for her.Get well girl.

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 9:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Red_Chord writes:

They are lying about her illness, it was a case of I suck a$$ with other lesbians and I will kill myself if somebody makes me play that sh** again. It's a terrible illness and I wonder why the guys from Korn do not get it...

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 9:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. godlike writes:

Well, we know now that she swallows...but just not for very long...!!

I wonder if the rest of em got sick of seeing her waste all that food..?

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 9:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Buttercup writes:

You people all make me sick.

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 10:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. cruor writes:

^That is what we were going for.

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 10:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. kk writes:

f***ing p***y .HAH zinggg

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 10:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LMAO* Red that rocked! Godlike too, and Kk that was just a work of art! WOOHOO! A Kuntie bashing thread!

# Mar 4, 2008 @ 10:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. kk writes:

lol .. its just that easy..

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 12:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Kalis_wrath writes:

With p***ies like Buttercup it is very easy! My Satan I am a woman and dont get queezy at those kinds of comments! Then again I am the vulgar kikd of woman who has hung around men all my life. For better or worse! I hope that one day the Kuntie bassist wakes up, realizes cake IS yummy and that not being in a band with a bunch of horrible wanna be "female metallers" just is not her cup of tea!

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 2:14 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. No One writes:

Wow, this line-up just can't seem to stay. This band needs to quit, anyone else agree?

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 11:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

Good, now all they have to do is kick the last couple of these hags out and then they should all commit mass suicide, but not before issuing a public apology for placing the burden of that shxt Kittie call metal on an unsuspecting populace. Actually, they should do that part naked, then the suicide thing.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 12:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

Wait, wait, wait, I just read the girl had anorexia. Give me a fxckin' break. There are ethiopian refugees that would fist fight to suck up a puddle of her Red Bull and Corn Flakes vomit. What a lame excuse to quit a band. She's not anorexic, she's nervous and afraid because she's in the sh**tiest band ever. Serves her right.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 12:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Kalis_wrath writes:

Crawford, that was beautiful! I completely agree! I had a thought lastnight about that and thought to myself: Self, anorexia you delt with in 9th grade. Did you quit school and quit living out what I wanted for my life? No! I fought it off while still going about my daily life. I dont want to see those fat c***s naked though. I do want to see them get whacked upside their heads with a 2x4!

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 12:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. godlike writes:

Wow, it seems like there are a bunch of kitty fans...who would've thunk such a thing..?

hey Kalis.. you talk to yourself too..?


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# Mar 5, 2008 @ 1:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. Jomama writes:

That's a lame excuse to quit a band. You can go to rehab and recover from anorexia. Life goes on... There has got to be other reasons here! But hey, just like you all said. Kittie isn't good anymore anyhow.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 3:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Kalis_wrath writes:

They always sucked in my opinion! Not even in a good way either! I am sure a blow job from any member of that band would be wort less than a quarter!

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 3:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Kalis_wrath writes:

And yes Godlike, my friend I do talk to everything! Hahaha! My phone is always being yelled at because like Kuntie it sucks and is wortless!

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 3:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. convert writes:

If anyone likes Kittie, they should check out Ritual Fix on MySpace. They sound alike and I think there are a couple of chicks in that band too.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 4:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. Bri@n-Peppers writes:

All 4 of them need to do the 4 girls fingerpaint badly! IMO. That would be awesome!!!

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 4:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. Txmetalhead writes:

She was actually a pretty good bass player. This is definitely going impact Kittie. Terrible news! The new album was pretty good - but it grew on me.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 5:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. RememberMetal? writes:

So spins the revolving door that is Kittie.

Their most capable (and cute) member was Lisa Marx (now long gone). How many departed former members do they have at this point for being less than 10 years old that list is getting kinda long.

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# Mar 5, 2008 @ 5:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. trekker writes:

That looks like Jennifer Arroyo from Suicide City. She played with Kittie before on their Until The End CD back in '04.
She'll fit in just fine.
Too bad about Trish. She was absent from the last set of shows I saw here in AZ.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 5:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. brandedcfh420 writes:

id stroke all their kitties!!!....lol

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 7:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. Kalis_wrath writes:

I dont know Branded, I think there are way better looking women in the Metal Kingdom. Angela Gossow and Christina Scabbia to be specific. The Kuntie hos look like s.t.d carriers!

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 8:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. brandedcfh420 writes:

yes kalis, there are, but id still pet all their kitties!!!

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 8:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. Red_Chord writes:

Their last album grew on me to but then I went to the doctor and he told me that it was very bad carcinoma and that I should get that removed...f***ing metal cancer.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 9:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. deathbringer writes:

OK, I know Kittie is not popular amongst the Metalunderground crowd, but let's keep it civil. Some of the comments are going a bit overboard.

Let's also remember that not everyone reacts to the same stimuli or stress the same way, and not everyone has the benefit of a strong support system either. It's probably safe to say that someone on the road all the time likely does not.

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 9:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. Kalis_wrath writes:

I normally agree with you Deathbringer, but do think that ultamitely the band should be supporting their members. I think that if Kittie are not doing that then it says alot about them. I know the road is nonstop busy, but damn! If I had a band and was on the road I would do everything in my power to be there for my bandmates. The reasoning is simple, you dont take care of your bandmates your band goes to the crapper. Much like a car, it needs regular mataniance to keep it running smooth and when it does not get it, it breaks down. I doubt Kittie are reading our comments, so can we pretty please get our hatred of them out?? *bats eyes at you sweetly*

# Mar 5, 2008 @ 11:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. RememberMetal? writes:

Kittie's fans are not unlike Mushroomhead's. They're vocal, loyal and more abundant than one might think.

I have a longtime friend for one who has and STILL likes them. I saw some Kittie shirts on some girls at shows by Ministry and Dillinger to boot. I don't get it myself, but to each their own--They could barely play when I saw them with Sevendust but that was 6 or 7 years ago.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 12:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. godlike writes:

was I being rude...? sorry.. I surely dont mean to offend anyone.!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

The only thing here that offends me is that they still post Kittie news. I'd rather jack off my grandpa.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. brandedcfh420 writes:

CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:
I'd rather jack off my grandpa.

ok, thats just a tid bit too much of an admission to homosexuality!!!!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. broken face writes:

anerexic lol unlucky id still let her suck my d***

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 11:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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36. godlike writes:

there are many things I'd rather do... herding tadpoles with grandpa is certainly not one of 'em..!!! yeah, thats a little too much info CTJJ....!!!

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# Mar 6, 2008 @ 11:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. brandedcfh420 writes:

hating kittie is one thing, but to admit to wanting to perform incestual acts with a grandparent is beyond nasty!!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 2:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. Kalis_wrath writes:

I have to agree with Godlike and Branded. Though it was sort of funny I have to admit! In kind of an over the top way.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 3:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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39. coldiem writes:

Looks like you're fighting an uphill battle, deathbringer. Maybe the word "civil" is too big and complicated for some people to understand.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 3:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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40. coldiem writes:

Before anyone flies off the handle, I was being tongue-in-cheek. Seriously though, deathbringer is right. Some people need to take it easy.

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 3:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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41. RememberMetal? writes:

Manners on the internet is rare enough, restraint on a metal thread would be an indication of the apocalypse....Though I do strive to be.....fair....also tend to let my opinions rip.

Now that I'm thinking about some of the things I've said or read from others--I'm glad I'm not a well known recording artisit, I have pretty thick skin and some of that sh** would still suck to read.

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# Mar 6, 2008 @ 5:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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42. broken face writes:

i wanked off on her when she was sleepin but shhhhhhh
Now playing cavalera conspricy - bloodbrawl

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 6:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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43. Diamond Oz writes:

I'm gonna agree with deathbringer on this one. Obviously Kittie aren't too popular lol but all the same it's kinda harsh to slag off an anerexic woman.

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# Mar 6, 2008 @ 6:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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44. ...Just Another Number... writes:

Since when is that a disease? Pretty much all eating disorders (Being the key word here) are all mental conditions the weak willed whiney person in question needs to sit down like "Hey, maybe instead of eating a god damn grape for dinner maybe I'll have some fried chicken" I swear to god man, the United States is the ONLY place on this planet that something like that could be considered a disease or a serious disorder. Maybe if she ate some she might be hot again like she use to be. Just an opinion of one person though...

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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45. cruor writes:

^Wouldn't anerexia nerviosa (spelling?) be in the same league as say depression or schizophrenia?

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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46. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am an anorexia survivor. I do feel that I am entitled to say whatever I want about this. Reason being is that it is easier than people make it out to be to survive it. I was 5 foot 7, 115 to 110 lbs and you could see every bumb on my bones. I did not drop out of school, go to any rehab and quit living my life to get over it. I went about my daily life and still got over it. I am 5 foot 9 now and 125 to 130 lbs and 8 years later still going strong. How did I do it? I toughened the f*** up and found foods that do make me happy and eat them. A doctor that tells a weak fragile girl to leave what she professes to love is an idiot in my opinion! I would like to add that at thdt that I fought off cutting myself at the same time as amorexia. I have the scars to prove it!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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47. cruor writes:

^Damn Kali, that is just f***ed up.

I did some research, while it may not be in league with schizophrenia (schizophrenia is a mental illness) it is on the same level as depression, where they are both psychological disorders. Anerexia Nerviosa is describes a disorder where someone will stop eating just about all together for an obsessive fear of gaining weight. While clinical depression is characterized by a pervasive low mood, loss of interest in usual activities and diminished ability to experience pleasure. Both are psychological and should be viewed in the same way.

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# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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48. cruor writes:

*Anerexia Nervosa is described as a disorder^

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 8:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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49. RememberMetal? writes:

You wouldn't know it to look at her. She's slender but not heron-chic. Guess the pictures aren't current.

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# Mar 6, 2008 @ 9:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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50. Kalis_wrath writes:

At the time I was going through some very heavy things that I wont post here due to that it was alot of family issues that are long gone and do love my family with all my heart. I also had issues with peers in a hick town called Scappoose. It was mostly the family problems that caused my sever deppression. I am proud and happy to have gotten over my problems the way I did. Anti deppresants dont work by the way and did contribute to my self destructive behavior. The Kuntie b**** just simply needs to get over it and move on! Its not that bloody hard!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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51. demencia writes:

ninguna de la foto es Trish!, las de la foto son Lisa Marx, y Jennifer, con Morgan y Mercedes!

no confundan a Trish!

# Mar 6, 2008 @ 10:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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52. RememberMetal? writes:

demenci

Sí, sé. Doan tiene su propio sitio web

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# Mar 6, 2008 @ 11:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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53. myself. writes:

to the person below me, Trish isn't in that picture, and neither is Tara. from left is Lisa, Morgan, Jennifer, and then Mercedes. its old -_-

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 12:12 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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54. Andrew writes:

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA, Crawford Texas, for once I agree with you, that was amazing!!!!!! And Anette Olson from Nightwish is pretty hot, so is the chick from Therion. But ya, this band never had anything going for them, they are a waste of space.

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 5:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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55. tryingtobe"Civil" writes:

Quote from deathbringer- "OK, I know Kittie is not popular amongst the Metalunderground crowd, but let's keep it civil. Some of the comments are going a bit overboard."

I hope this doesn't come as a surprise to you Deathbringer. I am not a Kitty fan, but the half the crap people write on here just drags this site down more and more everyday .

Like my father use to say " If you nothing nice to say then SHUT THE F#@K UP"!!!

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56. brandedcfh420 writes:

Andrew writes:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA, Crawford Texas, for once I agree with you, that was amazing!!!!!!

are you refering to wanting to spank your grandfather off to orgasm or that kittie sux, in your opinion.?

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 4:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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57. godlike writes:

I was a little troubled by that comment too....!!

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 5:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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58. brandedcfh420 writes:

since he didnt exactly specify to what he is agreeing with, i just had to be a smart a$$ on that 1!!!!

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 7:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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59. godlike writes:

and still no response... maybe Andrew and gramps are spendin some quality time together..??

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60. brandedcfh420 writes:

WUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 8:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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61. godlike writes:

Im wondering what grandma thinks of Andrews visits...??? Maybe, it gets gramps off her back for awhile..??

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 8:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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62. brandedcfh420 writes:

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 9:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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63. godlike writes:

hahahhaha...!!

# Mar 9, 2008 @ 9:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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64. Terminator writes:

this band makes me wanna puke everytime i hear them....but not as much as trish after a hardy meal!

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# Mar 10, 2008 @ 1:39 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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65. Kalis_wrath writes:

Godlike, can you say "ouch!" DAMN! *LOL* Sorry, but that was funny!

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66. godlike writes:

I must admit....I do feel bad for the woman... to battle any sort of sickness, whether mental or physical isnt a walk in the park...!! Yeah, I was a bit outta line in making the rude comments about her... but, as you all know by now... Im gonna find some humor in everything... unless of course, its something that humor shouldnt be a part of ..!! ( there are times though, that perhaps I have a hard time distinguishing which times those are.... but oh well.... Im not trying to hurt anyone..!!

As for Andrew....I still see no reply... perhaps him and gramps are on a camping trip..?
I feel bad for Andrew if gramps decided to take some little blue pills along....!! BUMMER..!!

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 8:23 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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67. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

I understand how my comment about wanting my grandpa's weiner in my hand before I listen to Kittie might have ruffled some feathers and some have already assumed I'm gay, but trust me, if you've ever listened to Kittie, you would know that out of listening to Kittie and jerking off Gramps, only ONE of those acts is gayer than the other, and if you think it's the Grandpa one, then you don't know what you're listening to.

I could alter my comment for the ones that can't even suspend their homophobia long enough to laugh at a fxcking smart-assed comment:

I'd rather finger my aunt.

Carry on.

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68. brandedcfh420 writes:

CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:
I understand how my comment about wanting my grandpa's weiner in my hand before I listen to Kittie might have ruffled some feathers and some have already assumed I'm gay, but trust me, if you've ever listened to Kittie, you would know that out of listening to Kittie and jerking off Gramps, only ONE of those acts is gayer than the other, and if you think it's the Grandpa one, then you don't know what you're listening to.

I could alter my comment for the ones that can't even suspend their homophobia long enough to laugh at a fxcking smart-assed comment:

I'd rather finger my aunt.

Carry on.

well, im not homophobic!! you are the one who put the post about wanting to jack off your grandpa. this is metalunderground.com, not geriatricincest.com. i listen to kittie but have no desire to even remotely even think about incestual sexual encounters!! we, the smartasses here, only went with what you put. then some guy says he agrees with you. so we went with that1 too. now you come in and try to explain yourself. no need to. we know you were just smacktalking. but still, a thought about jacking your grandpa off is quite gross. i think you could have found a better comment than that!! but if a c0ck in your hand is better than listening to women play music is your thing then go ahead and start spanking that rooster!!!

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 9:47 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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69. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

^^ Wow. For being a superhardcore die-hard underground heavy metal fan, you sure are a sensitive p***y! Sorry, I'll remember that I should save the jokes for work. My bad.

You should learn to laugh a little. Then maybe your children won't grow up to be a$$holes.

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 12:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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70. brandedcfh420 writes:

im not taking it too seriously dumbfuk!! i, along with the others, were being smartasses..we all got a good laugh at it...i laughed good at your lust for your grandfathers c0ck...i thought it was funny but gross..so, b4 you flip a trip and rape you aunt, relax out and smoke a bowl!!

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 1:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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71. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

That's what I was trying to do in the first place before you got all Barbara Walters on me.

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72. godlike writes:

OK....so why did you have to bring up Barbara Walters..? iiicckkk
CTJJ... I hope your not being too serious.... dont save all the humor for work... Most of the time this is the place I visit for some laughs.... so if your not sharing.....that means some one else will have to do your share.... and there certainly arent enough comedians around here...!!

Since you guys brought up the idea of punchin grampas munchkin.... where is that Andrew character...?

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73. GOD writes:

hahaha..... Barbara Walters....(Im really high)

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 4:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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74. Diamond Oz writes:

You want comedy eh Godlike? I'll give it a shot then.

I was in the line the other day at the supermarket and behind me was this woman with two kids. The kids kept messing about, shouting, fighting, like kids do but they were starting to get on everyone's nerves. The woman weren't much better. Stood there with tattoos spelled wrong, a dress that looks like a curtain and a look on her face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. I could hear people mumbling to themselves about the kids behaviour so in the end I decided to say something.
I said "Are they your kids?"
She said: "Yeah"
I replied: "Twins?"
"No" she said. "Mark's nine and and John's seven. Why do they look alike?"
I said: "No, just that I can't think why anyone would screw ya twice!"

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75. godlike writes:

hahahahahahaha..... thats f^ckin brilliant...!!!

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 4:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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76. brandedcfh420 writes:

damn good one ozman!!!!!!

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 5:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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77. Diamond Oz writes:

Thanks. I try my best :-)

# Mar 10, 2008 @ 5:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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78. Hope writes:

Kittie is my favorite band!! I think they have had a run of bad luck! But they will be back ........ I love Kittie
Trish get well!

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 3:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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79. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

I hope this is a huge setback for Kittie and they never fully recover. That way they can never again make the musical terrorism they call their music.

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80. godlike writes:

Do you know why Mike Tyson cries during sex with a woman...?

Pepper spray..!!

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 4:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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81. brandedcfh420 writes:

CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:
I hope this is a huge setback for Kittie and they never fully recover. That way they can never again make the musical terrorism they call their music.

then i hope they carry on...just to terrorize you!!...lol...j/k

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 4:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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82. Kalis_wrath writes:

Oh my god! Diamond, I nearly chocked on my cig! That was beautiful... Too bad that woman wasnt and I bet her man was worse looking! *LMAO*

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 5:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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83. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol thanks. Great British humour, if only it still was allowed!

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 6:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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84. Kalis_wrath writes:

Why it isnt is beyond me! I think its good stuff! Those smegeing gits just need to mellow out! Hahaha! I watch too much Red Dwarf.

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 7:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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85. Diamond Oz writes:

Red Dwarf was quality. True British humour isn't nearly as well known as it used to be because it's deemed "politically incorrect" by mad lefty arseholes. Unforutantely those arseholes run the government and influence laws and stuff. It's bullsh**. Now we're forced to watch "comedians" like Ricky Gervais and even worse Jimmy Carr. That's why I just stick to the comedians I know I like. Plus the newer so called comedians get so much easy cheap pops from the braindead public by doing either one of two things. Namely making a crap joke about George Bush or insulting the older comedians like Jim Davidson. f*** younger British comedians. I hate them more than anything else in the world and they embarass the UK. If you wanna check out British sitcom at it's best, try and find Bottom. Probably the last GREAT British comedy. And that was from the early 90s.

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 7:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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86. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am also a fan of Absoultely fabulose! I love the drunk Mom and her friend! I think I saw on one of my Red Dwarf dvds something about Bottom? I will look into it some more. To me older British comedy was much more truthful and brutally so. My kinda thing! The older American comedy and even alot of the newer stuff never really did it for me. It has always either seemed way too toned down or just way too out there and too uncreative to be funny.

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 8:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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87. brandedcfh420 writes:

hey oz, speaking of british humor, ever watch the show "the young ones"?...i love that damn show...

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 8:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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88. Diamond Oz writes:

Yes! Actually The Young Ones is created by the same people who did Bottom and stars both Ade Edmonson (Vivian in Young Ones) and Rik Mayall (Rick in Young Ones). That show is hilarious and really unique. Other classic British sitcoms to check out is Fawlty Towers and Monty Python. Only Fools And Horses is really funny too but I think it appeals much less to an international audience.

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 9:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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89. godlike writes:

I was watching Monty Python when I was a kid.... now thats classic stuff there.!!
The Meaning of Life is a must see..!!
youtube has a clip of...the Annual Twit of The Year Competition..!! Fantastic..!!
The Young Ones was great... perhaps I'll be lookin for Bottom..

Drowning Pool - Pity

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 9:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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90. brandedcfh420 writes:

i thought i was the only person on earth who liked the young ones...ive been d/l some of their shows lately...

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 9:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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91. Kalis_wrath writes:

TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND! GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! Hehehe! I may watch The Life of Brian tonight. Dont yet have The Holy Grail, but think that and Absoultely Fabulouse are next on me list.

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 10:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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92. cruor writes:

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BLEED ON ME?

# Mar 13, 2008 @ 11:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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93. Diamond Oz writes:

"I'M INVINCIBLE!!!"
"You're a loony!"

# Mar 14, 2008 @ 4:25 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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94. li ukang writes:

why is it that all the douche bags, and metal elitists have to post dumb-phuck sh** on this site? if you don't like the band, then why waste time/energy typing the ignorant sh**? if you really don't like them, you wouldn't put in your own time to rip on them. phuck off.

# Mar 17, 2008 @ 12:47 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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95. Terminator writes:

^ likewise

# Mar 17, 2008 @ 1:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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96. brandedcfh420 writes:

li ukang writes:
why is it that all the douche bags, and metal elitists have to post dumb-phuck sh** on this site? if you don't like the band, then why waste time/energy typing the ignorant sh**? if you really don't like them, you wouldn't put in your own time to rip on them. phuck off.

well, i like kittie, but we smacktalk the bands we dont like because we can!!

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