70000 Tons of Metal - The World's Biggest Heavy Metal Cruise

"some music was meant to stay underground..."

Slayer's Kerry King On Metallica and Politics

Photo of Metallica

Band Photo: Metallica (?)

AZNightBuzz.com has published a few assorted quotes from SLAYER guitarist Kerry King ahead of the band's appearance next Wednesday (Jan. 24) at the Tucson Arena:

On President Bush:
Kerry King: "Everyone in the world's laughing at him. I don't really pay too much attention to politics, but I do know that."

On politics:
Kerry King: "I don't understand politics — and I like it that way."

On super-producer Rick Rubin, who worked with SLAYER on several albums in the 1980s and 1990s:
Kerry King: "I'm surprised he's going to be doing the (next) METALLICA record because I don't know how he's going to right that sinking ship."

On Dec. 8, the anniversary of the murder of PANTERA's Dimebag Darrell:
Kerry King: "From now on, that's going to be 'Drunk Day' for sure."

On the meaning of Christmas:
Kerry King: "Christmas isn't about religion. Christmas is about presents, if you ask me. I know originally it was supposed to be about the birth of Jesus, but anymore? It's about capitalism and hey, I'm all about getting presents."

Source: Metal Hammer

What's Next?


176 Comments on "Slayer's Kerry King On Metallica and Politics"

RememberMetal?'s avatar

Former Contributor

1. RememberMetal? writes:

Typical Kerry King, good to see some things never change.

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

2. PorcupineTreeFan writes:

hahah Mr. King cracks me up. I think he was wrong to call Metallica a sinking ship....that ship sank a long long time ago.

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
BrutallyRotten's avatar

Member

3. BrutallyRotten writes:

KERRY KING!!! I'MM GONNA f***IN MISS THE SHOW FOR THE FIRST.IN ARIZONA I'M ALWAYS EXICITED TO HEAR YOU GUYS BUT NEVER SEEN 'YALL LIVE'...2ND TIME THIS HAPPENED!!!...f***ED UP WELP NOT REALLY A BIG SLAYER FAN...BUT A REPRESENTER!!!!! THAT'S f***IN BRUTAL!!!...YUR NUMER 1 SICK FAN!!! -BRUTALLY ROTTEN-
(Todd)...-KEEP IT SICK-

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

4. dmasa writes:

hahahha presents.

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
metal2death's avatar

Supporter

5. metal2death writes:

damn thats.................................f***ing deaqd on hahaha i love k king and cant wait till i see slayer again

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

6. Diamond Oz writes:

Ohh Kerry you'll bury us all!

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

7. BrianSD writes:

Nice

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

8. Scorched_Earth writes:

Well...at least he doesn't pretend to have a clue. He refreshingly cluessless.

Calm down. It's not a flame...

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

9. exzoomer writes:

its good to see that again,....sombody agrees with me on metallica.......i will always prevail on this argument within these rooms...metallica and megadeth are worthless...only a bedroom rockers wetdream..

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 4:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

10. soulfly79 writes:

Like the Metallica quote and Megadeth is pretty worthless as well. How do write a great album like Rust in Peace and give us crap ever since then?!? Mustian should fall of the wagon and maybe then he'll put out a good record.

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 5:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

11. godlike writes:

Between the comment that Zakk Wylde made, and now this from someone like Kerry King.....
I wonder what Capt. Limpwrist and the rest of the guys in Metallica are thinking..??

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 5:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

12. Azazel_Begotten writes:

I wanted to see them when they hit DC in Feb. But sadly it ain't happening.

Dudes, you gotta love Kerry King, knows nothing except about playing guitar and making money, but he's got a weird lovability to him. Because even though he knows little about the world, somehow, he's still right when he talks about sh*t...He keeps sh*t simple

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 5:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

13. Azazel_Begotten writes:

I totally agree with him on Dime's death though...I was drunk on his death anniversary last year

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 5:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Bastard_Of_Bodom's avatar

Supporter

14. Bastard_Of_Bodom writes:

I'm glad he dosnt act like something he is not. At least hes not one of those guys who thinks his sh** dont stink. If he dont no something he'll admit it and dont lie about it

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 6:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

15. dracul writes:

at least it's comforting to know king and i agree on bush, metallica, and christmas.
heh, presents on a sinking ship thats being laughed at.

# Jan 19, 2007 @ 9:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

16. ArchEnemy84 writes:

With regard to his comments on Metallica as a sinking ship, I think it's safe to say that their producer (for the new album) is trying to resurrect the Titanic. I seriously doubt that will happen.

# Jan 20, 2007 @ 12:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
M3talH3ad's avatar

Supporter

17. M3talH3ad writes:

post #1 summed it up nicely haha

# Jan 20, 2007 @ 1:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Jackrum's avatar

Supporter

18. Jackrum writes:

He's spot on about christmas and Dimebag.

And the SS Metallica hit an ice burg many many years ago, no survivors.

# Jan 20, 2007 @ 7:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

19. DAMAGE INC writes:

I have a lot of respect for King. . .as a musician. . . hes in a decent band after all.

But fukked if im going to take seriously the opinion of someone who openely claims to know so little about so much. What amazes me though is everyone in here is doing just that. I never knew fanboys existed on this web page until this article came up. Its one big suck Kings kok fest in here.

Like someone said before, he knows nothing except how to play guitar and make money. . . another reason im surprised, hes making money guys! Why dont you jump and call him a sell out?? Because of course if you actually make more money than the average joe by playing metal you automatically become a corporate sell out thus become worthless in the eyes of all of us in here. He doesnt seem so "refreshingly clueless" about that.

But no matter. . . the second coming is upon us gentleman. Drop all your belongings put on your jeans and black t- shirt, face SF and bang your head hard, because you will all buy the new Metallica album the second its released. Nostalgia aside, I think this is going to be a great album. A metal fan will always buy a Metallica album and feel its importance, wether its MOP, or even Reload heaven forbid. That band deserves way more respect than this c*** who openly claims to know sh** about sh**. Id much rather support a band who has grown up since 83 and learnt a thing or two about life, and incidentally loves to make a sh**load of money. You call that selling out. . .I and the rest of the world call that human nature. . . and smart. All bullsh** aside, quite simply they write music that I like and that Metallica fans like.

I dare you all to like the new album.

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 5:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

20. gfdg writes:

hes gay

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 11:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

21. Stephen writes:

Kerry King: "I don't understand politics — and I like it that way."

Ignorance is bliss, I suppose. Glad to see the whole, "innate human quest for knowledge and a better understanding of what happens in the world around us" thing isn't a problem for you.

But in the same breath, I can honestly say that as much as I tend to get into politics, it's not really worth it anymore. I don't care what anyone says, one person cannot make a difference in this country (by "this country", I'm referring to the United States, where I reside). At least not as this country exists today. The people who run this country are not politicians. They're the people who have long since bought and paid for every political seat in all three branches of government on all llocal, state, and national levels. This same group of people also own all the important land in the US, as well as all the major media outlets, meaning they get to pretty much control what news and information you get to hear. Any guesses from the metalunderground faithful as to who this group of people might be?

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 1:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

22. godlike writes:

let me guess.... The Amish..right.??

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 1:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

23. relentless austin writes:

uh...kerry, did you watch the tape of the jimmy kimmel performance?...not that f***ing impressive!
those are some bold statements from somebody who hasn't done anything original since reign in blood! all of slayer's best work was produced by rick rubin anyways.
why the f*** is he talking sh** anyways? what's the f***ing point? we all know metallica isn't what they used to be, but all you f***ers scorch your shorts every time somebody says metallica sucks.
some things never change...slayer will keep putting out the same record over and over...zakk wylde will keep using way too many f***ing pinch harmonics, and metallica will keep sucking.
one thing's for sure, neither will EVER have the musical impact that metallica has had...period.
all the sh** talking in the world won't change that!

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 3:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

24. Diamond Oz writes:

Those bastard Amish! We're back onto them are we? Good! Bloody Amish taking our jobs at the butterchurning factory!

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 4:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

25. Zero Tolerance writes:

Damage Inc, well said man. Even after everything Metallica has done, I'm still a hardcore fan. And I will be first in line for the new Metallica album.

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 5:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

26. Stephen writes:

Heh heh... Amish butterchurning factories.

Just in case there was someone who couldn't figure out exactly who runs the United States, it would be the fortune 500 business billionares. These people own nearly all the major media outlets, so it becomes a large bulletin board for the stuff they want you to take in. And if there's a piece of information they don't want you to know about, they may report it, but it will come in the form of a short soundbite with biased reporting and zero followup reporting. And as far as the land ownership and government payoffs and bribes, I've already gone into that once and see no reason to do so again. In this country, the game is rigged, and no one seems to care. The people here buy all the latest technologies, ritualistically attend church, overeat, they do whatver can to make themselves subconsciously and passively accept the system that threw them overboard 30 years ago and now f***s them in the a$$ every day of their lives.

It's the Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.

And one more quick note: I may sound cynical, but truth be told I like my country and I'm proud to live here. The problem is, I am sometimes embarassed by those in power and in control; embarassed by those who I have to be unfortunately represented by. But that's a far piece form actually hating this place.

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 7:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

27. Diamond Oz writes:

Some of the strongest patriots in the world are that way because they hate the way their country's being run. Anyway, those bastard Amsih! I went out to get some bloody milk and all of a sudden, I get cut up by this horse and cart! I said "I ain't bleedin' 'avin that!" So I said "Excuse me mate, you just cut me up!" He replied, "Yonder more! Churn the butter!" I said "You f***in' what mate?" He said the same thing. SoI nutted him (headbutted) and he goes down long enough for me to put a designated virus under his cart. Now his whole village shall be destroyed! Mwuahahahaha!!!

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 8:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

28. the amish writes:

hey i'm bloody amish! MAYBE THEY HIRE US AT BUTTERCHURNING FACTORIES IS COS WE'RE AWESOME AT BUTTERCHURNING! our butter rules! slayer rules! the amish rules!

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 9:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
RememberMetal?'s avatar

Former Contributor

29. RememberMetal? writes:

Damage Inc

Was "St. Anger" grown up or smart?

# Jan 21, 2007 @ 11:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

30. the antihippy writes:

i don't know, i have no comments on st anger. i eard two songs of it and thought that it was pretty good, and the drums werent really as off putting as everyone says. but havent got the album, so whatever.

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 12:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Cynic's avatar

Former Contributor

31. Cynic writes:

Yeah, you don't want to get it. St Anger crushed me, I was almost in tears. I'm with Zero Tolerance though. I'm a bit like an abused wife, I just keep coming back for more.

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 1:51 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

32. DAMAGE INC writes:

Remember Metal? Sr Anger was an attempt at being 18 years old again. I was referring more to the Black Album and the drastic change that it brought about (shouldve been more specific). That was a conscious decision they made to broaden their appeal. You and I probably dont think it was necessary, the formula they HAD is the formula we all wish they had now. But I dont feel jipped or resentful that they decided to change the formula to appeal to more people. IF ANYTHING, that one album has done more for turning people onto metal than all of their previous albums combined. . . all of a sudden more people were starting to take notice of the value of the music and getting onto the REALLY good stuff like MOP. Load and Reload appealed differently again. It turned people onto them (not as many as previous) but it made them money.

I agree, St Anger was a false start in returning to 'their roots' so to speak. It was an attempt at being 18 again, and it didnt come off. They have grown up and shouldnt have to be writing the same thing, in fact it would be dishonest of them to do so, if that means that they are rendered unable to write music like they used to that all us metal fans love I personally dont give a f*** because I dont want to hear an album that Ive heard before, released with a new name and cover.

The experiments are over, new bass player, new producer and the writing formula that got them so much success is back. Were going to be hearing some kick a$$ metal by the end of this year. The time is right to release their next big album. No one here has said that they HOPE the album flops. We all want it to be good. And it will be.

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 7:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

33. godlike writes:

Oz, you obviously are not aware of the fact that the Amish, while behind in the times and a quiet, peaceful bunch, are also immune to most man-made viruses....
They shall not be destroyed so easily..!!! It will take something far more sinister than this...!! Perhaps, Lord Cashington, and his mighty army of elastic band wielding soldiers will have a plan... Light the signal fires....call for the troops...we shall strike in the pre-dawn hours....that is when they are at their weakest point...!!! They are exhausted from all of the butter churning and their horses are weary from the long night of entertaining the young Amish boys...

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 8:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

34. the amish writes:

buahahaha! FOOLISH NON AMISH! you have instead warned us of the ruse! we shall not rally our troops and we shall destroy your puny forces!

SLAYER RULES!

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 9:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

35. the amish writes:

whoops, meant to say 'we shall now rally' and not 'we shall not rally'. haven't used the computer for a long time you see.

i shall now ready the troops!

SYSTEM OF A DOWN RULES!

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 9:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

36. Azazel_Begotten writes:

"let me guess.... The Amish..right.??"
---godlike, I literally Laughed my a$$ off!

And whoever 'the amish' is...Keep it up, I'm laughing my a$$ off over here!

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 9:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

37. Azazel_Begotten writes:

DAMAGE INC, who the hell are you...

Slayer doesn't sell out...Korn sells out, but not Slayer...Slayer makes money

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 9:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

38. godlike writes:

The master plan has been foiled by those wily Amish again...!!!
Hezakia, Zebulon and Jedidiah are rallying the troops...
And Lord Cashington and his noble soldiers have not even made an appearence...Damnit, the battle shall be over before it has even begun...

Tis only the first of many battles in this war.... I can assure you...muhahhaha

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 10:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

39. the antihippy writes:

go my amish friends! i shall join you in battle!

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 10:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

40. the amish writes:

thank you, antihippy! trust me, we hate the hippies too!

onward to vahalla!

# Jan 22, 2007 @ 10:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

41. Spirit In Black writes:

To those trying to blow the trumpet of Metallica - remember this!!!!
Metallica rose to fame and fortune via tape traders - the unbderground way to get your music heard.
Once Metallica 'made it' what do they do - start on Napster, the current day traders can listen to new and upcoming bands as no label sees these bands economically feasible.

I was once a huge Metallica fan, but they can not right the wrongs they have done with their own hand...even with Rubin looking over things. Not that Lars the control freak will let Rubin have much say...I'm sure Rubin will come out of this and think "Why did I bother???"

As for Kerry - take what he says and laugh, because that's what I did. But the comments about Dimebag and good old Bush....cannot fault him on those.

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 3:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

42. DAMAGE INC writes:

Azazel_Begotten

I was being sarcastic dude, the point being that making money and selling out are one and the same thing. . . within the confines of this room and the minds who contribute to it anyway.. And I dont get it, what do you mean who am I? Am I not entitled to the opinions Ive voiced?

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 6:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

43. Diamond Oz writes:

Time for another prediction about those f***ing Amish methinks. And yay, the Amish did arm themselves with butter churners and funny hats but yay, realised the error of their ways minutes before the metalunderground army pillaged their village (rhymin' sh** right there homes!) but was too late as they didn't change clothes and the mighty MU army kicked f*** out of them.

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 9:32 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

44. godlike writes:

But one can not forget that the mighty Amish are a resilient bunch...
They have survived for eons with only their horse drawn carriages, considerable body odors and funny hats...!!
And mind you, this is a very noble clan, that has only their inbreeding talents to rely on for repopulating their numbers...

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 9:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

45. Diamond Oz writes:

Yeah credit where credit's due, the Amish are truely Gods army.... I suppose. No matter. The mighty MU army shalt march forth into the village whilst the mighty hi-fi blasts thy Twisted Sister classic "We're Not Gonna Take It" over and over.

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 10:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Jackrum's avatar

Supporter

46. Jackrum writes:

You gotta watch out though.. WErid Al may come to the aid of the Amish, with his lyrical rhymin skillz.. and not to mention the kingpin Munsun..

The Metal Army may take many casualties before the war is over..
We shalt attack to the Tune of Bolt Thrower - Eternal War

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 10:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

47. godlike writes:

Let it not be forgotten, that the meek and noble Amish, in their blue and black uniforms and unkempt beards, have many undergound supporters betwixt their numerous colonies..!!!
We shall tread lightly in the lands of the butterchurners...for it is these traitors that we must watch out for..in this war that is waged on the lowly Amish...!!

I myself, am in the midst of fasioning myself a pair of homemade trousers....and I shall, from this day forward, let my facial fair grow to an unsightly length...!! Perhaps, I shall infiltrate the enemies stronghold and sabotage their muskets with the introduction of the mighty termite...

I shall march to the sounds of the immortal Black Sabbath- Mob Rules...!!! And at the end of each battle I shall entertain my hostages with the sounds of - Electric Funeral...

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 11:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

48. Diamond Oz writes:

And yay it was said that another acceptable battle song would be Let There Be Death by the mighty Onsalught! And yay, the Amish did not expect to hear the likes of Sabbath, Bolt Thrower and Onslaught and surrendered. But the MetalUnderground army was too brave fr this and defeated the Amish with ease!

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 1:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

49. godlike writes:

So it is written...so it shall be done..!!!!
And the meek shall, inherit the earth...!!!

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 1:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

50. Diamond Oz writes:

If you wanna know what really happened to the meek and others that trusted in God, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXxzVuE_D1k

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 1:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

51. godlike writes:

now thats funny....!!!

You people have such great humor...I grew up a HUGE fan of Monty Python...that was always some of the funniest sh^t on TV.!!!
and Benny Hill..hell, even Mr. Bean was a riot..!!!
I particularly liked the show Waiting to Die also..!!

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 4:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

52. Diamond Oz writes:

Yep. Lately though we haven't been producing such great humour. Most of it's really generic and isn't funny and only lasts a season.

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 4:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

53. godlike writes:

I am so f^ckin sick of reality TV..I dont even watch the damn thing much anymore..!!!
I would rather watch a good comedy or perhaps some thrilling horror movie..anyday..

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 4:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

54. Diamond Oz writes:

Same mate same. Last House On The Left = classic film that nowadays is tame enough to be on TV. Big Brother = Biggest pile of sh** ever

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 5:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

55. Azazel_Begotten writes:

Damage, I thought you were serious, my bad...Now, honestly I don't care what you say, I can't stop you from free speech....

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 6:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

56. Azazel_Begotten writes:

Diamond Oz, Last House on the Left was the worst ever! I think its cool that they killed the guys that killed their kids, but yeah...

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 6:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

57. Diamond Oz writes:

Fair enough. Personally I was very disapointed with I Spit On Your Grave. I saw the title and thought (after laughing my arse off) "That's the greatest name for anything ever! I gotta see that!" Then I watched it and it was donkey bollocks.

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 6:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

58. the amish writes:

we are back b****es! and we have the big man with us now: a nuclear warhead! so surrendur or face a horrible nuclear annihilation!

we shall prevail!

with much love, the amish.

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 9:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
jnsguts's avatar

Member

59. jnsguts writes:

AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!! I'M BACK b****ES, a big whats up to blackdog, remembermetal?, deathbringer, godlike, and those i failed to mention... after a f***ed up relocation by the company, i'm finally settled once again, looking forward to getting back in the fray.....HIMMM!!!!

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 9:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

60. godlike writes:

Isnt that odd....How in the hell are the Amish gonna launch a nuclear weapon without any f^cking electricity..??

great old horror film.... The Thing with Kurt Russel back in 1982...

# Jan 23, 2007 @ 9:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

61. the amish writes:

sh**!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn, i forgot you need electricity.

ah well, back to the the drawing board.

with much love, the amish.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 1:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
VO's avatar

Supporter

62. VO writes:

More Metallihating!! This time from another artist. Slayer and Zakk Wylde both can say whatever they want, bit it doesn't mean there right. Like I've said before...Mainstream music of today is hip hop. metal although never really considered mainstream, has truely had it's big day in history. What pisses me off is this notion that any of the stuff we read is really the real deal. THERE IS NOTHING METALLICA HAS EVER DONE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THESE JEALOUS AZZ OPINIONS. METALLICA HAS ACCOMPLISHED MUCH MORE THAN ZAKK AND SLAYER COMBINED. THIS IS A BAND THAT HASN'T OPENED FOR ANOTHER BAND FOR ABOUT 19 YEARS NOW!! THE SAD PART IS IF JAMES HETFIELD AND KERRY KING RAN INTO EACH OTHER, MY GUESS IS THEY WOULD BE RESPECTFUL AND FRIENDLY TO EACH OTHER. ALSO, AS METAL FANS WE SHOULD KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHATS FAKE. EVEN IF KERRY THINKS METALLICA IS SINKING OR HAS SUNK........SLAYER WILL NEVER ATTAIN THE SUCCESS METALLICA HAS HAD.

In addition to all of that every real fan of the band Metallica, will be anxiously awaiting the new cd. It appears to me, fans and fellow musicians alike just haven't APPROVED OF THE BUSINESS SIDE OF METALLICA..SO TO ATTEMPT TO PUT A LEGEND DOWN HERE COMES ALL THESE PETTY COMMENTS. I'LL ADMIT..THE SOME KIND OF MONSTER MOVIE REVEALED MORE THAN I WANTED TO KNOW, BUT IT WAS THERE CHIOCE TO MAKE IT. JUST LIKE WHEN SOME PEOPLE KEEP WHINING ABOUT THE PRODUCTION QUALITY OF ST ANGER, BUT FOR GET ABOUT THE FREE LIVE PERFORMANCE DVD THAT SAVED THE WHOLE CD. THAT DVD IS WHY REAL MET FAN'S LOVE THEM. THEY PLAY EXTREMELY WELL TOGETHER. THE ONLY SHIP METALLICA HAS THE POTENTIAL TO SINK IS ONE LOADED WITH THERE MONEY!! It's sad when a memeber of your own peer group resorts to stupid stements just for a crack!! I think success of this band has allowed some to people to be negative about them, but you have to respect this band.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 9:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

63. Diamond Oz writes:

Take that Amish! Defeated by logic once more! Hang on, how are you on MetalUnderground if you don't have electricity? Yeah The Thing was a great film. Also you can never go wrong with Nightmare On Elm Street series, well if you discard 4 and 5. 6 made me laugh and 7 was a bad attempt at a good idea. Personally I liked Freddy VS Jason but it seems like a guilty pleasure since most other fans hated it.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 11:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Scorpion69's avatar

Member

64. Scorpion69 writes:

If there is any way that I can help, I've joined the MU army.

And Slayer F***ing Rules!!!

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 12:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Metal_Empire's avatar

Member

65. Metal_Empire writes:

Lol this guy makes me laugh. i still dont know why they are cool with playing with unearth but hey man whatever creams your twinkey.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 12:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

66. Diamond Oz writes:

Scorpion69, everyone is welcome in the MU army and all must help us destroy Amish, Communists, Emos and baby Ducks! And you're quite right. Slayer does rule. ALL f***ING NIGHT AND DAY!!!

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 12:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
RememberMetal?'s avatar

Former Contributor

67. RememberMetal? writes:

Damage Inc
While the black album is for many fans (and myself) the first indication of Metallicas downward plummet, I agree with you 100% on the Black album. I can't tell you how many people I started on metal with that particular album...

I am indeed crossing my fingers for the new album but I'm not expecting to be born again. The two songs I've heard so far are not encouraging but they were still under development when played live.

Anything can happen.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 3:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

68. Diamond Oz writes:

Yep. The Black Album was the first metal album I bought. The only metal albums I had before that were "Best of...s" so they don't count I reckon. First regarded metal album anyway, technically my first metal album was Drowning Pool's Sinner.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 4:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

69. zarathustra999 writes:

"Kerry knows how to play guitar and make money" at least he is perfect at both. Metallica, on the other hand makes more $$$ than Slayer and lost their ability to play music. They hadn't made a decent CD since the 80's.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 5:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

70. zach writes:

at least st. anger is hevier than load and reload

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 6:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
slayerdisciple's avatar

Member

71. slayerdisciple writes:

^ so? its heavier then Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon as well does that make it better? f*** no

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 7:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

72. Diamond Oz writes:

I would say so actually. I despise Pink Floyd. Again, pure opinion.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 7:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
slayerdisciple's avatar

Member

73. slayerdisciple writes:

still u would rather listen to st. anger then any pink floyd album?

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 8:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

74. Azazel_Begotten writes:

Okay, I can't take it anymore! Who is behind 'the amish'? I gotta know

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 8:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

75. godlike writes:

have you checked the IP in the other posts..?? I was assuming its--- the antihippy..!!

Hey Azazel...have you found any Badlands music yet....??

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 8:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

76. the amish writes:

buhaha! fooled again by the amish! we are only using antihippy's computer because we have none. anyway, we have found a way to launch the nuclear warhead with milk and butter! so surrender now or die!

with much love, the amish.

# Jan 24, 2007 @ 10:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

77. Diamond Oz writes:

We will fight on the fields, we will fight in the dairy farms, we will fight in the churches and on the beaches. WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 4:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

78. the amish writes:

sh**, you called our bluff. ok we admit, there's no nuclear warhead.

...........

instead we have a DOOMSDAY DEVICE!

prepare to face horrors unimaginable, which means they don't exist!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 7:32 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

79. Diamond Oz writes:

OH NO!!!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 12:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Scorpion69's avatar

Member

80. Scorpion69 writes:

BRING IT ON!!! I'm ready for anything! :)

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 12:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

81. godlike writes:

silly Amish lad... you make us laugh.!!!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 4:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

82. Diamond Oz writes:

And we'll be laughing alot more after our victory over them!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 4:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

83. godlike writes:

It shall be a momentous victory..I do say..!!!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 4:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

84. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol sounds like you're trying to be Lord Cashington there!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 4:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

85. godlike writes:

Why certainly not sir, I would never attempt such a thing....

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 7:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

86. Diamond Oz writes:

Lolocaust. No-one can pull it off like that guy can though!

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 7:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

87. godlike writes:

He is a true mortal among men... indeed...!!

Twas just the other day, I said to myself, "self, that Lord Cashington is a stupendous individual....
I shall dream of the day that I might shake the hand of his highness, and perhaps take a tour of the mighty elastic band factory..

# Jan 25, 2007 @ 7:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

88. lord cashington writes:

that's right lad. keep dreaming. and you stay away from my mighty elastic band factory. there are some things in there that are not meant for a lad's eyes.

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 12:19 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

89. the amish writes:

and we shall anticipate your attack! we are shaperning our pitchforks as we speak! and if you're lucky we might just leave the sticks of fire out this time round.

with much love, the amish.

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 12:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

90. Azazel_Begotten writes:

godlike, I keep forgetting you can track the IP...

Okay, this gets funnier and funnier, I love this sh1t...

"Mary, charge the butterchurner, ready the cows for battle!"

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 7:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

91. Diamond Oz writes:

Oh my god!!! There's a Lord Cashington imposter!!! No matter how many cows and butter churner you have Amish you will never defeat the Metal Underground legions!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 7:54 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

92. godlike writes:

Is this true...Do we have an imposter in our midst..?? Most certainly it is those bloody Amish again..!!!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 8:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

93. Diamond Oz writes:

Bastard Amish!!! Imposing Lord Cashington!!! I'm sure the Lord himself would club your bones!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 8:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

94. godlike writes:

Bring forth thy wretched Amish, for they shall recieve a brutal flogging...

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 9:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

95. Diamond Oz writes:

That they shall. I don't care if they got cool hats and look good in black, they're getting their arse kicked! Then we'll move on to the Jehovah's Witnesses!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 11:39 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Scorpion69's avatar

Member

96. Scorpion69 writes:

Sounds like fun, When after the Jehovahs' will we attack the cruel commies?

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 12:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

97. godlike writes:

Now this I shall agree with...The Jehovahs witness are an odd bunch indeed, my friend..!! They are decievingly cunning, as they travel in their little groups speading the word...!!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 4:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

98. blakscorpion21 writes:

my friends, we must not forget about the threat of the sea otters of the allied aethiest alliance.

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 4:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

99. Diamond Oz writes:

YES!!! The Commies straight after the Jehovahs and the sea otters and allied atheist alliance after those! But let us not forget our top priority... THE AMISH!!!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 5:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

100. godlike writes:

My dear sirs, we should not look past the battles that have been waged with the lowly Amish....Yes, I do say, the Jehovah's will likely be a formidable oponent, but we shall not fight that battle, until we have conquered the mighty Menonites... here here...!!!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 5:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

101. the amish writes:

yes.... the jehovahs are readying they're horses just as we speak. but we have something else that you will fear more than the jehovahs. oh yes. muahahaha! we shall show you that low tech shall beat the high tech!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 9:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

102. mackalicious writes:

fools, nobody can defeat national socialist canada!!!!!

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 10:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

103. dracul writes:

whats so bad about the amish?

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 10:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

104. Kabbage writes:

wouldnt kabbage be a cool name for a band

# Jan 26, 2007 @ 10:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

105. simone writes:

i'd f*** kerry king if he were 15 years younger and 35 IQ points smarter

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 2:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

106. Diamond Oz writes:

That's nice. And yes Kabbage would be a cool band name but it's a bit nu- metal agree? And I dunno about the rest of you but the thought of National Socialist Canada puts the sh**s up me!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 6:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

107. godlike writes:

to kabbage-- I feel that there are way to many bands named after food...

simone--- What does his age and IQ have to do with anything....older men have more experience...
and most men think with their d^cks anyway...I know I do...thats why I am so intelligent..
Big Jim is is always thinking of something...well most of the time its women..and this is what leads me to believe that I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

to the amish-- I am not positive...but as far as I know the Jehovahs drive vehicles..! The Amish, are the only ones who use horses and ride in buggies...this is what makes them such easy targets..!!!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 8:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

108. Thor Hath Risen writes:

um..... how the hell did this war between the amish and the non-amish start? with that said, i too shall fight the amish! i'm gonna recruit hobos and terrorists! jihad, alalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 5:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

109. godlike writes:

We will accept with open arms, all those who shall stand with us as one..!!!
For with this army, we shall defeat the lowly Amish and all of their allies...!!!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 6:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

110. Diamond Oz writes:

OH HELL YEAH!!!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 6:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

111. Diamond Oz writes:

He would have alot of fun destroying the amish with us!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 6:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

112. Diamond Oz writes:

Don't you mean Mr. Noogieburger'll put that in the suggestion box? Come on man that's why I love reading your posts! It's all about the third person!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 7:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

113. Zero Tolerance writes:

You should. it's much funnier in the third person.

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 7:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

114. godlike writes:

Indeed, that would be stupendus..!!!!!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 7:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

115. godlike writes:

A chatroom would be a most excellent idea...!!
I think that it would be a haven for us bored individuals....

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 7:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

116. the amish writes:

the amish doesnt know! but the amish wishes to know! go forth and discover mr noogieburger!

by the way, the jehovahs we meant were our secret force troops! they specialise in manure dispension on enemies! but we have an even more powerful weapon, oh yes.......

support the amish butterchurning union!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 7:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

117. godlike writes:

not me

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 8:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

118. godlike writes:

never mind what..?? a chatroom...or switching from third to first person comments..??

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 8:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

119. Kabbageslave65 writes:

I meant kabbage to be a grunge/thrash thing, cause nu-metal sucks.

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 10:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

120. the amish writes:

the amish loves kabbage! espacially when theyare made into soup!

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 10:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

121. Kabbageslave65 writes:

I kinda like soup, and the flesh of lettuces. Amish suck though, they dont shower much.
and the women are to hairy, to inbred, and their eyes are to far apart.

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 10:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

122. Zero Tolerance writes:

I thought nu-metal died 4 years ago.

# Jan 27, 2007 @ 11:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

123. Kabbageslave65 writes:

i don't know when nu-metal died, but it still sucks, so does audioslave.

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 12:03 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

124. Zero Tolerance writes:

"so does audioslave"

I hear ya on that. I can't stand audioslave.

now playing: Melvins-Hooch

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 12:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

125. slayer sucks writes:

kerry king is a stupid a$$hole. St. angers crap is alot better then any thign he has done. For one Metallica the best band ever can actually solo. kerry king is a fat retrard and should die. For the last time SLayer sucks they contriubted nothign to metal. They sound like sh**, play like sh** and make comments about other bands and how they suck and look at them with thier random guitar solos, lack of vocals and over all sh**ty band. and i dont care what you guys say slayer sucks and always will.

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 12:30 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

126. Zero Tolerance writes:

^^^^dude, learn how to type.

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 12:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

127. slayer sucks writes:

eat a d***

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 1:19 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

128. Zero Tolerance writes:

^^^^Im sure you've had plenty of those in your time. Smarten up.

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 1:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

129. godlike writes:

no sh^t.. !! This is simply amazing to me... There are so many illiterate people out there...!!! Does anyone pay attention to their spelling or grammar..?

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 8:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

130. Azazel_Begotten writes:

to the idiot posting as 'slayer sucks'...Are you smoking CRACK!?

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 11:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

131. Kabbageslave65 writes:

it's not the question of SMOKING crack, it's whose been doing his a$$ crack.

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 5:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

132. Thor Hath Risen writes:

"slayer sucks" is probably some stupid wigger who got tired of listening to his sh**ty music, started listening to nu metal, thinks he knows what the f*** he's talking about, and now is attempting rip on good bands to make himself feel smart about something (god knows he isn't smart about anything else). in response to this post he will say in some way the two words "f*** you" and prove my point even further by using his frighteningly low vocabulary and even lower IQ level to make a babbling attempt to insult me.

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 7:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

133. Thor Hath Risen writes:

oh yeah, kill the amish

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 7:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

134. the amish writes:

thor hath arisen, we shall crush you like the other non amish!

o yes..... i shall eagerly await the day of reckoning

support the amish butterchurning union!

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 8:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

135. Kabbageslave65 writes:

national socialist canada is currently persicuting the amish butterthingy union.

..............KABBAGE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 8:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

136. godlike writes:

# Jan 28, 2007 @ 8:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Pantellica's avatar

Member

137. Pantellica writes:

I can't wait til Metallica comes back and kicks metal's a$$ again...

# Jan 29, 2007 @ 12:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

138. godlike writes:

me too....

I meant ....I like farts too.!!!!

Because Metallica isnt ever going to "kick metal's a$$" ever again...Not unless they re-release Master of Puppets and somehow make it better...!!! and what is the chances of that..???
About as slim as the chance that you'd ever see an Amish electrician...

# Jan 29, 2007 @ 12:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

139. Azazel_Begotten writes:

[continuing in agreement to godlike's last post]

...Or the Amish waging nuclear war against MU

# Jan 29, 2007 @ 8:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

140. godlike writes:

Were you agreeing, that you like farts too...or the comment about Metallica.?

# Jan 29, 2007 @ 9:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

141. slayer sucks writes:

f*** you, slayer sucks and always will , f***UETALLICA

# Jan 29, 2007 @ 9:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Skript's avatar

Member

142. Skript writes:

I'm sure the thousands of readers of metalunderground beg to differ you f***ing noob. Slayer were always better than metallica.

# Jan 29, 2007 @ 10:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Pantellica's avatar

Member

143. Pantellica writes:

ok....honestly i think slayer and metallica are both good. yes, metallica's last few records havent been the greatest but i guess i will always be a die hard fan.

# Jan 30, 2007 @ 11:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Scorpion69's avatar

Member

144. Scorpion69 writes:

WOW!!! I pay special close attention to my grammar and we will soon have if not already have "ten thousand fists in the air!"............................."against the amish!"

# Jan 30, 2007 @ 12:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

145. the amish writes:

the amish does not recognise the strange lingo scorpion69 is speaking. and the amish shudders at the thought of scorpions doing 69. that would not be a pretty sight.

# Jan 31, 2007 @ 4:22 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Cynic's avatar

Former Contributor

146. Cynic writes:

Ha, love the google ads on this page-

NZ's Metal Music Source
Vinyl & CD's. Black, Death Trash, Grind & More.
www.audiochaos.com
Purpose for Life?
Does Jesus bring meaning to life? Bookmark this website
www-JesusChrist.com

# Jan 31, 2007 @ 4:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Scorpion69's avatar

Member

147. Scorpion69 writes:

post 145...Yeah I saw it once, pretty but both died afterwords so yeah...entertained me for a while

# Jan 31, 2007 @ 12:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

148. Kabbageslave69 writes:

I'm changing my name..... You ever see two cabbages doing it?

# Jan 31, 2007 @ 8:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

149. the amish writes:

the amish has partially seen that. just that instead of a cabbage it is a carrot.

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 12:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

150. Diamond Oz writes:

Man you Amish have some f***ed up things going on in your villages!

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 4:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Jackrum's avatar

Supporter

151. Jackrum writes:

I have just contacted Jack Bauer at CTU, he is updating everyone from his car on the Amish situation..
He expects a violent and bloody finale in just under 24 hours...

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 4:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

152. godlike writes:

hey, thanks for the heads up...

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 7:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Scorpion69's avatar

Member

153. Scorpion69 writes:

yes, the amish apocplypse is upon us, but what type of weapon, if any, should I use??!

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 12:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

154. godlike writes:

anything electric...it just baffles the $hit out of them...!!!

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 3:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

155. Diamond Oz writes:

Hahaha! Even Diamond Head's It's Electric baffles the sh** outta them when they hear it..... on those Amish radios.... ok not so good!

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 3:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

156. Azazel_Begotten writes:

wow. I love this amish stuff....Its not getting old

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 9:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

157. Kabbageslave69 writes:

mmmm... Karrot farts, wait karrots can't do that.

WEAPON IDEA: let's throw carrots, while playing Angel of death.

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 9:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
slayerdisciple's avatar

Member

158. slayerdisciple writes:

carrots? carrots is the goddamn amish whole life that wont do sh**

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 9:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

159. godlike writes:

Here we are, still poking fun at the electricly challenged..!! and this all started back in post 22..!!
This just shows that no matter what the topic is...there is always a little room for some Amish humor...

On a more personal note...
I cant imagine living without electricity, I lose my internet for a day, and I'm bummin.. lose the power during a storm, yeah its happened and it sucked..!! Forget to pay the bill and they shut off the power...yep, been there....But living without power 24/7..!!! I'd rather punch myself in the nuts on an hourly basis, than live without metal..!!

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 9:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

160. E-Rock writes:

king is a dumb d***. he talks bad about metallica but at least metallica tried to do something different. It may haven't turned out the best, but atleast they haven't put out the same damn album again and again.

# Feb 1, 2007 @ 10:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

161. the antihippy writes:

buahahaha! foolish no amish. we are not scared of what you call electricity..... is that a toaster? aargh!!!!!! get it away from me!

# Feb 2, 2007 @ 12:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Jackrum's avatar

Supporter

162. Jackrum writes:

I still say start the battle with some Bolt Thrower..
Then let the tanks roll forward while the troops set up electric fences around the perimiter.

any who manage to get past the fences and tanks get introduced to my B*stard sword...

# Feb 2, 2007 @ 5:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

163. Diamond Oz writes:

Yeah Bolt Thrower would be a good opener. Antihippy, you betrayed us! Amish insurgent!

# Feb 2, 2007 @ 7:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

164. Stephen writes:

Wow Devil... what sort of miserable f***ing existance do you have?

# Feb 2, 2007 @ 2:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

165. Kabbageslave69 writes:

man this went way off topic.

i still think the carrots were a good idea. are amish vagabonds?

# Feb 2, 2007 @ 11:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

166. Kabbageslave69 writes:

or monkeys that use the major league baseball satellite to spy on the amish!

# Feb 2, 2007 @ 11:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

167. the antihippy writes:

the monkeys! the MONKEYS! GOD THEY MAKE ME CRINGE!!!!!!!!!! THE AMISH HATES MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Feb 3, 2007 @ 2:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

168. Diamond Oz writes:

I don't blame 'em

# Feb 3, 2007 @ 5:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

169. godlike writes:

No, the Amish are not vagabonds..!!!

And I dont think its just the Amish that dont like monkeys...!!! Hold on a second...are we talking about monkeys.. as in chimps and such, or are we talking about the 60s pop group..??. Because personally, I dont really care for either one...

# Feb 3, 2007 @ 1:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Azazel_Begotten's avatar

Member

170. Azazel_Begotten writes:

if only we worked as hard as the amish....

# Feb 3, 2007 @ 5:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

171. the amish writes:

yes we are a hardworking bunch *looks sideways*.

and we still loathe the monkeys!!!!

# Feb 5, 2007 @ 2:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

172. godlike writes:

Actually the only reason your a hardworking bunch is because you dont use any power tools...

# Feb 5, 2007 @ 11:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

173. Kabbageslave69 writes:

The monkey's, throwing monkey's, that are throwing coconut grenades.
and also strapped with a suicide bomb.

# Feb 6, 2007 @ 8:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

174. Diamond Oz writes:

Oh! sh**!

# Feb 6, 2007 @ 8:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Scorpion69's avatar

Member

175. Scorpion69 writes:

Heres an idea- give 100 monkeys tasers and cattle-prods and then fence them in with the amish. Electric fences by the way.

# Feb 7, 2007 @ 12:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Anonymous Reader

176. godlike writes:

# Feb 7, 2007 @ 5:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

To minimize comment spam/abuse, you cannot post comments on articles over a month old.