Linkin Park Singer Stalked By Albuquerque Woman
Sandia National Laboratories has fired an employee accused of using a computer owned by the labs to hack into phone and computer accounts owned by Chester Bennington, the lead singer of the band LINKIN PARK, a labs spokesman said.
Devon Lynn Townsend, who worked in Sandia's Technology and Manufacturing Group, has been charged with fraud and related activity, according to filings in U.S. District Court in Albuquerque.
The labs have conducted an internal investigation over the past several days and terminated her employment today (Wednesday, Nov. 22), said Michael Padilla, a labs spokesman.
In October, an agent from the Department of Defense Office of the Inspector General uncovered evidence that Townsend had hacked into cell phone and computer accounts owned by Bennington and his wife, Talinda Bennington, according to a criminal complaint filed Monday.
The U.S. Secret Service had received a complaint from the Benningtons that "an unknown person, without authorization, had somehow accessed their Verizon Wireless telephone account," according to the complaint.
The Secret Service traced the unauthorized access back to a computer address owned by Sandia, the complaint said.
The labs inspected the computer and traced the activity to an account owned by Townsend. The computer had been used to access the couple's Verizon Wireless accounts and change passwords, according to the complaint.
Sandia investigators also found a desktop folder on the computer that contained a 34-page Verizon Wireless bill that belonged to the Benningtons, the complaint said.
Source: Blabbermouth
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19. writes:
anti hippy, how do you not get the joke?
Okay, have you ever seen the Bugs Bunny cartoons (If not, where is your childhood?)? If you ever saw the cartoon, there's some parts where he says after burrowing under the ground and lost, pulling out a map, "Meh, Should've made the left turn at Albuquerque"...You get it now?
Trust me Oz, no one catches my lines til its too late, and I can say some really f***ed up sh**...Like some days ago, I went up to an asian kid, asked him if he had an A in Math, he said, "Yeah, how'd you know?!"...My friends got it, the asian kid didn't get it at all...
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23. writes:
OK, so is Logan a long lost brother of Alex....or is there that many morons out there..????
and by they way, the phrase was "I guess I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque"
and as far as idiots go whats up with... the anti hippy..? he is about as confused as an Amish electrician..!!!!
hey, Azazel the asian kid math comment is quite humorous..!!!!
25. writes:
about the azn kid comment, i think what he said kind of makes sense, cuz i personally know alot of azns that dont do too good in school anymore. not all azns are good at math anyways. koreans are always horrible at school. you cant say im racist either cuz i am azn and i have a f*ckin "D" in my precalculus class. juss breaking stereotypes.....
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28. writes:
Oz, I think you're an awesome dude, and I hate to be nitpicky and sh**, but the username is azAZel, not azRAel...Just for future reference mate...
godlike, an Amish Electrician? Thats hilarious...Oh yeah, I got a f***ed up [attempt at a] joke...
Q: Whats the closest an Amish person has gotten to being affected by modern technology?
A: Getting shot
"Hey...I am not racist [against asians] I have a color TV....!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
godlike, that post #26 was the best post EVER!!!!!
To the person who is posting under the name 'Devon Townsend', I almost wish you were the real person...
LiquidMetal77, I'm not being racist with the racial jokes, I just love to poke fun at Stereotypes...And I also know asians that suck at math...But I find Koreans are best at sucking (Alittle off the subject I know)...Way to break stereotypes by failing though, next you're gonna tell me you actually have a big p***s too right? LOL, I'm kidding around, don't take me seriously...
30. writes:
Hey, Azazel thanks for the compliment..!!! I have found that life is so much easier if you can find some humor in everything.. I have always heard that there is a smarta$$ in every crowd...but I'll be damned if I can find the one in the crowds I hang with.!!! I am NOT by all means racist in any way... Hell, I own a black dog for Gods sakes, and her name is Chyna.. She is a pure black Great Dane.!! What else do you call a huge female with black hair..???
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32. writes:
Yeah, I felt pretty safe picking on the Amish.. Its not like they are sitting home reading any of this..!!! I really dont want anyone to get the wrong impression of me...I truly am not prejudiced at all..I have friends of all different races and I hate them all equally..!!! ha ha ha!!!!!!!! Yes, that was also a joke.!!!! I could go on for days with some awfully humorous jokes but not knowing whos reading this and their ability to take a joke, limits me to just picking on the good old Amish..
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34. writes:
Yeah it may be easy....But you really think they could do it..??? A computer doesnt have a trigger or steering wheel...!!!
And you are probably right about the Amish...somewhere Jedidiah or Zebulon is reading this $hit,getting pi$$ed off and then going outside and kicking the sh** out of the goat he just got done screwing..!!!
So Azazel...where abouts are you from..??? I am sitting here in the midwest and there just happens to be quite a large population of Amish around here...!!! Its funny to watch them when they come to town...buying up pops and candy!!! The funniest thing I ever seen is the Amish guys that come into town and get sh** faced and then ride in the buggy back to the farm...!!!! Thats classic comedy there.!!!! I actuallly have known some Amish guys that left the family and moved into the real world...man, they are some partying motherfu^kers...smokin,snortin and drinking...Its crazy to listen to them tell of what that is like.!!!!! I cant imagine life with no electricity...I would put a bullet in my head if I couldnt crank my stereo or strap on my Les Paul or Nightswan and turn the volume up to 10 on my Randall and play some Sabbath riffs until the neighbors start screaming... To hell with TVs I couldnt live without my stereo and listening to Metal.....
and once again I must say...I am not a racist...I actually have a couple color TVs in my house..!!!!
35. writes:
i understand ur humor and i dont oppose it in any way, but seriously, f*ck stereotypes cuz they are never true. f*ck ALL that sh*t...racism...f*ck it all. Tommy Hilfiger, i mean, Tommy Hilf*ggot, that godd*mn son of a b*tch...
Amish ppl sound fun to mess around with!!
36. writes:
I dont think I have ever seen the F word used that much...What does Tommy H. have to do with this..??? There was no comments made about pillow pinchers .!!! And yes the Amish are fun to pick on because they have no way of knowing...
So whats up with your D in precalc..??? Should you be spending more time studying...??? Do you have any relatives that can help you get a better grade..??? Hey LM77... I am just joking..OK.??
37. writes:
Tommy Hilf*ggot is a f*cking racist. he said if he knew that blacks, azns, hispanics, etc.. would wear his clothes, he wouldnt have made them so nice. he said he made his clothes only for upper class whites. he went on the show Oprah and when he was asked if he actually meant what he said, he said absolutely, and he got kicked off her show. if i was oprah, i would b**** slap him so hard....
and i have a D in precalc just cuz i suck ok?? i seriously tried to do good on a test and got a 44%. im alright in all my other classes, not math cuz math is g*y to the bone.
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godlike, the Amish sh** is funny as hell...And I'm on the east coast in the DC area, I play guitar, write lyrics, and play my own songs, I don't know tabs or notes, so everything is done by ear. Hey look, if you have AIM, YM, or MSN, my screennames are SexBloodandMetal on either one...Whats your screenname?
LM77, that Oprah show story apparently is an urban myth...I still think Hilfiger sucks though...
Oz, another funny liner!
45. writes:
There's no Amish people over by me and to be honest I haven't heard of any Amish communities in Britain at all! However, about half an hours drive from me is a load of druids and sh**. I don't live too far from Stonehenge and they all hang around there doing weird rituals and stuff. When they appear on local news it's absolutely hilarious. Glad you liked that joke by the way.
46. writes:
Ok, so if you are not familiar with them...where did you hear the joke.???
These people are farmers and they live with no electricity, no cars..no tractors.. they all dress alike and the women make all the clothes.. they are about a century behind the rest of the world.!!!!! Its kind of odd to see when they come into town in their horsedrawn carriage to do their shopping... Definatly a wierd bunch alright..!!
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47. writes:
I don't even want to know how this LinkinPark thread became an Amish thread....Whatever got us on this course...I'm laughing.
Anyway, last I checked the amish made sturdy furniture....Thats about as deep as my knowledge goes....though...feel bad for that community that got disrupted by that rifle toting psycho a few monthes ago.
49. writes:
Two Amish ladies were digging potatoes in the field. One lady
digs up two large potatoes bigger than her fist.
She says, "Oh my! These remind me of my husband Jebadiah's
balls."
The other woman gazed in wonder and said, "You mean his balls are
that BIG!"
"No!" the woman replied. "There're that dirty!"
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery
day.
The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm
them up."
So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the boyfriend
said "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them
up".
So he did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it
up."
So he did and his nose began to get warm.
He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you know what?
I think my p***s is frozen solid"
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and
she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a p***s?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they?"
51. writes:
Yeah man I know about the Amish. We all have a good chuckle at them in the UK too! You see, I dunno about USA, but Britain is divided into two people, those who can take a joke and those who are complete political correctness tossers. For example, in Britain, the political correctness organisation (which I forget the name of) has just told employers that holding raffles and giving away meat or alcohol as prizes is discriminating against muslims and could be sued for it. They can even be sued if a co-worker makes a comment about a gay co-worker whilst in the pub before the christmas party. They are only just allowed to use trees and tinsel because these are not associated with Christianity so much so therefore it won't offend non- muslims. As a British citizen, I really do feel isolated in my own country. I respect people of all races and sexual preferences but the British public really do get sh** on over here. What's it like for Americans in America? Are you allowed to make jokes over there?
53. writes:
i live in california and i just made some jokes (even though they werent mine). Of course we can make jokes, its a free country. the only thing is you might get jumped by ppl you offend. yea u might get criticized for making jokes, i mean look at Arnold schraweneggar making speeches. he cracks a joke evry now and then, but of course some ppl dont like that, but its not like theres anything they can do. its only a federal offense if you threaten somebody with ur jokes. i think.
54. writes:
what do you mean..? Can we joke..?? Look at our president...he is a walking fu^kin blooper video...!!!
Hey LM77.. I havent laughed like that since the Amish drive-by joke from Oz...!!
I have to admit again, that I am not prejudiced in any way... Not even against gays and same sex marriages...I dont have a problem with it...as long as its two beautiful women..!!!
56. writes:
That reminds me of an old girlfriend of mine...She liked to have a friend of hers stay overnight with us every once in awhile..!! Seemed like every couple weeks she would get a hankerin to munch on some carpet...I didnt complain at all.. Hell what man would...???
She didnt like it when I suggested that her friend move in with us....Seems it didnt last much longer after that...Now, that ex is a bible beater with 7 kids....what a bummer...she was HOT..was being the key word in that comment.!!
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When I said "Can you guys make jokes?" I didn't mean it literally lol. I just meant do people constantly get offended by non- family friends jokes? 'Cause over here it's so stupid, it really is. The amount of people that have been sued or even put in prison for racist jokes is stupid . A jokes a joke you know? I laugh my arse off sometimes at black jokes about white people 'cause I don't find it offensive. But I kid you not, a white person says a racist joke over here and it's in the papers and hate sites are made about these people and everything and most of them aren't even racist!
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I'm not too sure but that's what they call themselves. I think it comes from paganism but I'm not too sure. They chant spells and dance about like retards around big stones. I'm yet to meet one but I reckon I'd have fun meeting one.
PLUS
What's all this about Swedish women?!
82. writes:
Hey Oz, thats pretty cool that you live that close to Stonehenge... Ive heard of the druids before but I dont think they are anything like the Amish !!! I have never heard an Amish person doing any chanting...
Its always fun to pick on the wierd ones in society isnt it, like zyklon and rulin for example.!!!
as for the swedish women..well,
Azazel and I were discussing female singers, and I brought up Drain sth..Well he had never seen what they looked like...!! and if you have seen them then you know what Im talking about...The album cover for Freaks of Nature is almost enough of an image to store in the spank bank for a rainy day,when the old lady is raggin...
83. writes:
Ahhh I see. I shall have to check them out. Lol yeah weird people are the best! Thing about living so close to Stonehenge is that, when you live here, it really does mean buggerall to you. It's weird that people come from all over the world to see it but most people in the area are just like "It's just a few rocks!" lol. I also live in the same county where Phil Lynnot dies I believe! Bit of rock and roll trivia for ya there!
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Hey, now there is legend in the history of rock/metal.... Phil Lynnot was a great musician and performer...I grew up jammin on that stuff.. Thin Lizzy rocks !!!!
As for Stonehenge....I can see where it would be nothing out of the ordinary for you that live so close... I bet you see ALOT of tourists huh.?? are you snaggin any of that foriegn snatch or what..???
86. writes:
holy sh*t this entire post f*cked up and turned in2 sh*t when rulin came here. RULIN GO GET IN A F*CKIN FAMILY ORGY IN UR HIPPY VAN AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOUR C*CKHOUSING STICKY SH*TCOVERED @SS HAS A SISTER WHO IS ALSO UR DAUGHTER U DIPSH*TTED D*UCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and zyklon, go back 2 ur own site b*tch!!!!!!
89. writes:
LM77 and gaylike are gay lovers. Honestly gaylike you have no buissness and calling anyone retarded. You are a petty old man. They say respect the elderly but I say when they are like them it's plug pulling time. It's time for doctors to pull the plug on your a$$ and put grandson to the gas chamber. LM77, get f***ed and stay out of this, fa**ot. You and your boyfriend are retards. Human's disgrace. And your mothers should be killed for giving birth to you. Oh wait gaylike's mother is dead. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! WELL I HAVE SONG FOR YOU!!! I SAW YOUR MOMMY AND YOUR MOMMY'S DEAD!!!! I SAW YOUR MOMMY AND YOUR MOMMY'S DEAD!!!! Your mom is probably getting f***ed in all her holes by necrophilliacs. od if i was Seth Putnam I'd write an Anal c*** song about your mother's demise. This would be the title "I laughed at you because your stupid whore of a mother is dead" OF corse theres already a song for you and it's Suicidal Tendencie's "i saw you mommy" I SAW YOUR MOMMY AND YOUR MOMMY'S DEAD!!!!!!!!! lol. Now get back to the old folks home you old broken numbskulled fa**ot.
90. writes:
Hey zitman... I seriously think you need some help..Not only with your grammar,spelling and sentence structures but also, with your, more than obvious, future serial killer characteristics....
Your facsination with death and f***ing other peoples mothers is a very good sign of a sexually molested child... Im sorry too hear that your mother was obviously not a mother of the year,but all of this talk of killing people, death and perverted sexual suggestions is not going to get you any closer to gaining a productive future in society...
Now, I really have no idea where you got the idea that I am some old man...Im actually in my 30s which, to a 14 yr old such as yourself may feel is ancient, its not really that old..!!
So, if you want to continue to make yourself look like an idiotic pervert, thats fine with me..And if you truly feel that you are a badass, give me your real name and address, and I will be sure to come and visit you when you turn 18, unless your in prison by then...if thats the case I'll be sure to send you a postcard and some soap on a rope...
So step up or shut the f^ck up.!!!
91. writes:
F*ck you zyklon GO BACK UP UR MOMS P*SSY YOU DOG SH*T EATING MOLDY F*CKIN GOOEY JAR OF C*M!! You seriously restarded, saying sh*t on other threads like "SUPPORT THE JUDEOCHRISTIAN HOLOCAUST!"
It must be hard to make fun of ppl with your own dreams and sexual fantasies. stupid godd*mn f*ggot!!! F*CK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE GAYASS METAL SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
92. writes:
gaylike, you are the one who should shut the f*** up you soapdropping ancle greapping fa**ot.Your whole logic is wrong. im 4 f***ing 1 you latend flamming homosexual. molested child? bullsh**. I've seen millions of horror movies and i acutally got to see a dead body once. My fascination with death began when I saw the movie Zombie Holocaust and Texas Chainsaw Massacre when I was 15. Also know your place fa**ot. I don't believe your in your 30's. Your not fooling anyone. This is the internet I don't feeling using proper grammer. It worked with Ken Hawk. zitman? okay liverspots. have you even seen my face. No and if i was standing in front of you your eyes would be full of cum. I dont have a single zit. Also i have reason to believe your old as f*** cause i saw your comments earlier in other threads claiming you were 50. One said you 43. Your either an petty old man who tries to act "cool" or your a dumb child. Either way you are a wretched fa**ot who should be forced into being a slave and beaten on regular basis. Also never refer to a deadly concentration camp poison as something childish. Look who i'm talking to an internet badass. In your life your most likely defensless p***y who wouldnt have the balls to even spit in another's eye.
GET f***ED AND REMEMBER
Yesterday, as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
Lying face down in the sewer
I got up closer and realized that I knew her
All her organs coming from her inside
Slashed up skin sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat
But the thing I like seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy nnd your mommy's dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
and LM77, go back to the trailor park where you belong you inbred f***.
SWALLOW MY sh**!!!!
94. writes:
WHAHAHHAHAHAHA............
DA BIGGEST RETARDS OF WORLD HISTORY ARE GRAVITATED TO DA SAME FUKKIN PLACE......
anyways this da greatest thread since "SLAYER COMMENT ON NEW ALBUM" a couple of months ago when i and red devil were f***in rockin da whole mothafukkin site.....and jnsguts actually got scared after i threated his f***in family whahahhahahha..........
WOOOOOOOOO..........oh sh**.....and those amish jokes are nice......how da f*** did this became an amish thread anyways.............hahaha stupid f***heads.....
but anywa-........oh hold it......rulin rulin rulin.......
RULIN KMADD AKA THE PEDOPHILIAC MONSTER AT LARGE.....ye stupid dipsh** keep talkin about my cokk while i'm out huh.......and by da way you are the imbeclie pig-rectum eatin jackass who fantasize about me and my c***.......don't forget it you admit yerself whahahhaha.......
but look who we got here.......we got ZYKLON b**** AKA GIRL.....STILL WHININ ABOUT YOUR BIG PILE OF MONKEY CRAP SITE WITH NO QUALITY AND GRACE.......
face da facts you c***-face a$$hole, metalunderground, blabbermouth, and even ultimatemetal owns dat.....that.....that........BIG GANGBANGIN ORGY OF MEN....DAT IS METALPWNSALL.COM AKA METALISRIDICULED.COM..........
you idiotic morons like l77, rulin, and zyklon c***.......must be destroyed.......just like....SLAYER=S-HIT just like a7x aka FAGGETS......and just like all this emo gayness dat took out the almighty NU-METAL out of the big thing.........
but don't worry twats......one day all this sh** will be gone and light will come again to METAL.....it will come again....like real metal....after all......look at the newest generation of metal fans......you guys saw it yerself in youtube when it was post it here......lil kidz playin sepultura and iron maiden..........this what i i'm mostly proud of.......
REAL FUKKIN METAL IS COMIN BACK......let just wait for all this idiotic a$$holes to past their prime..........like rulin.......YOU 37 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE AT LARGE FROM INDIANAPOLIS...............i tried to ease... and ease the mothafukkin tension between da 2 of us cuz i feel bad puttin you to shame and forcin you to kissin my ass...so i decided to stop......
but nOoOOoOoOOoOOoO......ye wanna blow more cokks huh......ye wanna rape more lil kids....please spare them rulin they are the future of the world........they are just innocent lil kids who doesn't deserve the brutality that you give them.....the torture and tormentation that you give to these lil angels........ppl like you should be lock behind bars.....you f***in excessive non-stoppin child-f***in animal.....ugh......
and ZYKLON C-UNT..........you are da saddest d***head ever in this awe of a site dat truly "PwNs" your enormous sh**mess of gay gang-bangin mass of horse sh**............stop digracin this site and get screwed you imbecile dipsh**.....WHAHHAAHHAH.......ah man....you i know i remeber last time.....
yeah OooOoOhhHhH.....MY siTe is BtTER f*** dEaThBrInGer.....hahaha stupid f***......no seriously this nigga actually said dat.....that proves you just an ass-kissing douchbag who keep comin to thses site to be even more ridiculed like i truly put yer sh**ty site too.........
I SHOULD f***IN HACK YOUR BIG BUCKET OF MONKEY CRAP SITE...............
WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH..............
and gaylike i mean godlike i'm on you on this one twat......so we cool........
anyways later ye twisted freaks ahahhaha wooooooo........oh and by da way have any of you seen "amish paradise" that vid is hilarious go check it at youtube...........
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godlike, hell yeah I want that swedish band!
Q: Hey guys, anyone know how to start a Swedish rodeo?
A: While she's on top of you, sit up and whisper into her ear "I HAVE AIDS" and see how long you can keep her on top of you
okay, zyklon and rulin kmadd, cut it out, stop with these long and useless elitist jackass posts, this site is MetalUnderground.com, not ElitistRetardsLivingInTheirMother'sBasement.com
zyklon, as much as I think religion has fvcked up society, and as much as I adore the Extreme Nordic Black Metal scene for burning churches all over northern Europe, I have to say I think there are more civilized ways to cut down the repressive and oppressive and corrupt religious figures that can work better than some "JUDEOCHRISTIAN HOLOCAUST" where countless innocent followers are killed off...So please, while I love the music, and I do find an odd appeal to whats been done, I still disagree with their actions, and it really is nothing to be glorified...I also think the NSBM scene should be stamped out. Metal wasn't made to promote discrimination...
And by the way, zyklon, your posts are childish and retarded, how do you expect to be taken seriously when your posts are ridden with bad grammar and pointless insults on an elementary schooler's level and comprehension? Also, for someone who can say MU sucks, you certainly like posting here...Get a life kid
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99. writes:
and in all that rambling, I see no mention of where you live...
I have never actually said my age in any thread...so maybe you should go back and read everything I have posted and let me know where that was written..
I was born in 1969... so you do the math and figure it out...Ok, so that was asking too much of a simple minded moron like you...First you right down 2006 and then underneath that you would write the number 1969..subtract 1969 from 2006 and what do you get.??? Well that too, is probably asking too much from an inbred, so I'll give you the answer...37...!!!!!!!! Thats a a few years younger than you..!!! So who the f^ck are you calling grandpa now..???
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WTF do you got against me coco??!?!? Anyways, zyklon, you stupid c*cksucker, u didnt read my comment cuz you kno u gonna get bashed and you dont know what to do. im sorry if u got that way cuz you got your a$$ bullied too much. Or you did read it and you cant come up with a comeback?? Either way you are a godd*mn stupidass daughter of a b*tch you c*ck sniffer!!! You cant always avoid fights. quit running away and be a man, face your fears jackass...besides, my small comments beat your longass huge nonesense.
101. writes:
ugh do you dumb motherfukkers know how to read? My posts are not long at all and HOE aka tonyiwannamanna keep trying dirtbag one of these days you'll graduate from the eighth grade just layoff the 50 rock and malt liqour you cant be a dumb latino wigga all of your pathetic life can you? And liquidnonmetal please just stop i own all you douchebags when it comes to knowledge of underground metal, punk , industrial whatever and
mr 80's glam rock poser aka godlike give it a rest where have you posted about anything in the extreme metal genre? I mean cmon steelheart?! Dude you need to trim your fukkin mullet and kindly fukk off somewhere it's just jokes lighten your punkasses up a bit. I mean shiit.
102. writes:
coco, LM77, godlike, and Azazel_Begotten can all go f*** each other. Your sorry attempts of insults are laughable. coco is obviously a child. You couldnt get laid even if you tried. LM77 and godlike are gay lovers. nuff said. And Azazel, congrats. You are my new punching bag.
104. writes:
I dont have a mullet...That was cut off back in the mid 90s...!!!!
rulin... Its very simple as to why I dont post anything in the "extreme metal genre".. I dont listen to that "genre".!!! Therefore, why would I have anything to say about it... Unless of course I have some smartass comment to make, I am not going to get into a discussion about something I am not prepared to discuss..!!!!
I personally dont like LP..but if you'll notice, way back in post #23, it was I (godlike) that got this whole thing about the Amish started...and how did it start.??? Well that was just me makin a smart a$$ comment.. If you dont like it, I dont really give a $hit.. It seems to me that the only people around here that have a problem with my posts are you and zitman.. And I sure aint losing any sleep over you two morons..
and to zitman (aka gramps).. It was a pleasure schooling you in some math.. If you would like some lessons with spelling,grammar or sentence structuring just ask...Its nothing to be so angry about.. There are lots of 11 yr olds that cant spell correctly...so your not alone..!!
Maybe, there are a few others around here that would chip in and we can get you Hooked on Phonics for Xmas..
105. writes:
it didn't have shiit to do with the fukkin amish comment your punkass started the little verbal jab when i poked a little fun at the cuban korn loving fag and you acted like you owned the site but it's funny cause this site is called metalunderground.com you know underground metal which you know nothing about unlike me and zyklon so trying to bag me is futile stop wasting your time. Dork.
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110. writes:
zyklon, no one makes a punching bag out of me...Don't even try, especially if its the same gay jokes you've been using over and over again...And the only reason you don't like me is because 1) You know I'm right about you having no life, I am so sure you're still living with your parents that its not even funny...Once again, I'm not gonna waste time or breath on some whiny metal elitist idiot who thinks that childish insults will get him far in the world...Just shut the fvck up and get a job you prick, like everyone else. Besides its very easy to get behind the safety of your keyboard and talk big sh1t, lets say you see me, BLACKDOG, or godlike in real life, I KNOW you wouldn't be saying the same stupid sh1t to our faces...So with that in mind, go on with your life, open your mind, stop following sh1t blindly just because you probably think its 'kvlt'. And maybe with a job you can get out from living in your mom's basement. Besides you're likely just talking all that sh1t to make up for the girls your virgin a$$ can't get.
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119. writes:
Cynic, we dont need u to butt in2 other ppls business. we already hav the U.S. doing that. wats goin on between zyklon rulin and the rest of us is none of ur usiness and u probably hav no idea wats goin on so back off. if u wanna join the buttf*cking NAZI party then be my guest. so u listen to bands for the image not the music huh?? well no sh*t its wat everyone does and has been doing. welcome to the herd.
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121. writes:
Uhh, first off I know plenty of f***ing retarded goths and emos who listen to music for the image; the type who listen to Evanescence and LP actually. I don't give a sh** if you're in the middle of WW III, I'm not here to flame this thread I'm here to voice my opinion like everyone else seems to be allowed to do.
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136. writes:
Mate, you wanna be here if you want crap weather! Bloody horrible! It's like you're walking sumwhere and you see a massive puddle so you think "I can jump that!" so you jump over and end up on a massive muddy bit of grass that shoots mud and dogsh** all over ya jeans. Then a car comes and sprays water all over ya! Sods law! I've still gotta get to America soon, spending winter in California sounds excellent.
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138. writes:
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Cynic - wtf? evanescence and LP aren't just for image. it's all for the music. so called retarded goths who listen to this actually have a good idea of what good music is so shut up!
Can you read? I said I KNOW people who listen to it for the image, and I called THOSE people retarded. And um, everyone here has an idea of what good music is, that's why it's a SUBJECTIVE word...
And Sepultura f***ing rule.
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140. writes:
...oh god, you are the only special one here godlike. Do you really think, that in any world, I would know groups of mentally disabled goths and emos, and then pick on them in an internet forum? Do you think you could you percieve the astronomical chance that I was using the word retard as an insult?
And before you get all high and mighty might I remind you that
in your words "Its always fun to pick on the wierd ones in society isnt it"...
141. writes:
Trust me Oz, no one catches my lines til its too late, and I can say some really f***ed up sh**...Like some days ago, I went up to an asian kid, asked him if he had an A in Math, he said, "Yeah, how'd you know?!"...My friends got it, the asian kid didn't get it at all... POST 19
HAHA I saw some funny a$$ sh** on Family Guy in which Peter was taking the SAT's and every person had a calculator to solve the math section. Peter didn't so he pulled out an Asian kid and poked him with a pencil and "said come on, do math." Lmao hilarious.
145. writes:
Rulin Kmadd, I come back after been on hiatus and i still see your stupid gay a$$ stalking lloyd. In case you don't know Lloyd is Coco. And Coco is a guy who's gonna whoop your cum-splatted a$$ if you don't shut the f*** up, stupid d***head. And by the way linkin park sucks ass. Yah they actually did serve as my gateway from (gulp) rap to rock n roll.
And that why i respect them. So there not a bad thing if you like a sh**ty band that belongs to the rock/metal genre if you are still deep in the horrible realm of rap. I'm glad those days are over i went further in the rock genre until i reached Napalm Death, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, In Flames, Children of Bodom and you know the real sh**.
However i give credit to the ones that make that happen, and that was linkin park. So i take "they suck" part cuz i respect them. But i'll say that Hybrid Theory was awesome.
146. writes:
hey oz if u ever get to come to california, stay away from the northern coast cuz its always windy and cloudy there. SanFrancisco is colder in the summer than in the winter. hella wierd sh*t. Its nice and warm in Southern Cal and the central valley, but the temp fluxuates alot. it may be very cold and foggy in the morning during winter, but then it gets warm and sunny. and other days it will be raining the whole day, and then the next day will be hot with clear skies. i dont kno if u can stand the heat in the summer tho, mid80s to 100s. Take a visit if you get the chance, you might happen to see some celebrities....
147. writes:
o yea and another thing about the US, its filled with more overweight ppl than you are used to. if u want to stay around normal ppl, go to a mall cuz thats where all of us will go. Blame mcdonalds. its a bad image to the US. im glad im well fit. i dont kno about where you live but ppl here in the states like to sag their pants. i have nothing against it, but its annoying as hell when some ghetto b*tch who wants to look gangsta sags down past his a$$ and wears an extra extra large tshirt to cover it while he clutches his pants to keep them from falling and wobbles from side to side when he walks. thats overdoing it and its the gayest sh*t i have ever seen.
149. writes:
I think in a recent survey, Britain was proved to be more overweight than America now. Also I couldn't help laughing when you called yourself "well fit" cause in Britain that means really sexy! And with regards to the use of the word mate, yes Australians do use the word and with good reason. Namely that Australia as we know it only is like that because Britain used to send our convicts over there and most of them would have been a c***ney like yours truely so they would have said words like "mate". Hence why some people get c***ney and Australian accents confused sometimes. Bit of a history lesson for ya there lol!
151. writes:
to your post 149, again Blame McDONALDS!! haha. my sister has a fear of obesity and wants to move outta the US lmao. usually if you are in good shape, aka "well fit" you are sexy, so i wouldnt be suprised if anyone got those words mixed up. if you were a girl and you saw me you would think i was "well fit". I went over to Hong Kong last year and i did not see a single fat person and their cops were actually "well fit". Lol i cant stop using that word now.
152. writes:
Hahaha! I really do have no problem with America but there's alot of so called "intellectuals" over here that always criticise America and talk about how it runs the world and sh** but these are the same people that won't accept British culture, drink Starbucks, eat at Burger King, listen to American music etc. It pisses me off that Britain seems to want to be America but I don't hate America for it, it's just British people being twats. Some emo twat round here said that if Tony Blair and George Bush weren't in power then there would be no terrorism! I think he'll find that terrorism is A) Not totally definable and B) was around long before Bush and Blair! So yeah, I have alot of respect for America regardless of its health situation or president or anything.
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153. writes:
To Diamond Oz, Australian's might be convicts but they sure can play cricket! (The Americans won't know what I'm on about lol). New Zealands a great place but pretty average in terms of metal bands that come here. Lately though things are picking up, Cannibal Corpse and Disgorge just came (and A7X if you like that stuff) and Deicide and Suffocation are due to drop in.
And to godlike, meh, I don't give a sh** if people think I'm weird. Better than being part of the herd.
154. writes:
Baaaaa
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Mooooooo
Mooooooo
I have never once claimed to be part of the herd.. In fact, I am the one that has taken loads of $hit for still being a Hair Metal fan.... and because I am older than alot of the rest of this MU crowd...( Not as old as Zitman though)
.... I am just a guy sitting here, being a smarta$$..purely for my own enjoyment...well that, and some others around here that enjoy my humor..
I dont truly mean to offend anyone...but there always has to be a target...and it just happend to be you this time..No reason to get upset...!!!
And oh, by the way....Alot of us Americans know that cricket is not just an insect... are we gonna go back to the stereotyping now..???
155. writes:
Yep, it's official, England just can't stop f***ing up at sports lately! Usually at the sports we invented too! Shameful! And if we wanna go back to sterotyping... uh....ah sod it! Have a little fun at us Brits! I won't be offended. Pip pip! One shot down two Jerrys this morning! Rather!
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158. writes:
this may seem a lil random but i think the cold war should have erupted into world war three. history would be so much more interesting. maybe thats why JFK was assassninated, cuz some guy wanted WW3. haha. as far as the terrorism thing goes, f*ck Bin Laden. id very much like to stab his eyes out with a pencil, rip his beard off and shove it down his throat, knock out all of his teeth with a sledge hammer, run his limbs over with an m1A tank, skin his freckled ass, pour lighter fluid over his face and set him ablaze, kick him in his wrinkly old hairy balls, and throw him in a sh*tloaded cesspool. haha
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160. writes:
The Ashes is a cricket series between the Aussies and England. I come here to talk metal not cricket anyway. I get on with anyone who likes discussing metal.
WWIII will destroy the earth, the nukes will f*** us to hell. Maybe they were smart enough to figure that out and hence it never happened?
161. writes:
There's a theory that JFKs death avoided WW3. Quite possible when you think about it. WW3 is inevitable I think. However I think this will be more of a "holy" war. I reckon the west and the East are gonna go to war with each other regarding the whole muslim extremism thing. One side will make a major f*** up and set the whole thing off. Basically, the human race is f***ed, I hope I'm wrong, but even if global warming or WW3 doesnt finish us off, we'll end up killing each other in an orgy of anarchy, chaos and destruction. This is because of sheer disrespect. In Britain for definite, people just moan all the time about how hard life is. These are the same people with computers, iPods and god knows what else. People in Britain, I believe, have become bored of democracy and need something to kick them up the arse so they appreciate their freedom again. Because if not, they'll just keep pushing it until this country collapses in on itself. That's how I believe people will die. Not from power crazed maniacs, but by the idiotic public. My theory. No-one has to believe it. What's it like in America in terms of patriotism and appreciation of freedom?
162. writes:
Ok, So lets get back to the Amish....???
There is actually a tale that goes back many years.. Its told that there are Amish families that will pay guys to come into the ol' homestead and knock up their daughters....Just to bring new blood into the cult so they dont end up with inbred waterheads that cant do their fair share of work...
Supposedly the father of the girl sits in the room and watches to make sure there is no kissing or kinky stuff...( I guess they must leave that for her brothers.??? ) Now, I dont know anyone that has proof of this...but I have lived in a half a dozen different areas of the midwest where there is numerous Amish cults and I have heard the story everywhere I've lived....
I myself think its an urban legend...But then I have ever seen a retarded Amish person...??? Of course I have never seen a 6' foot tall Asian with red hair either... That doesnt mean they dont exist.!!
163. writes:
freedom in the US is taken for granted and we abuse it sometimes. and for patriotism, no one seems patriotic about anything anymore, maybe only because Bush is in power. Sometimes i think the US was a mistake cuz its supposed to be the "melting pot", but its not ALWAYS like that. youll see cliques forming between different types of ppl, and along with this comes prejudice and rivalry, hatred, violence, etc. But then again it helps unite the blood of different races. just my opinion. and yea the amish dont seem like a fun topic anymore, but that story godlike posted, damn it better be an urban legend!!!
164. writes:
The U.S. right now has a major problem with everybody trampling all over everybody else because they are"offended". It's pretty bad when there are criminals on Death Row that have "human rights" activists saying that it's a violation og the CRIMINAL'S civil rights to execute them. Where were these concerned people when the CRIMINAL was violating someone else's civil rights? That's just the tip of the iceberg.
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169. writes:
How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal and cut himself.
One to write a song on Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it online.
The other to make the burrito
180. writes:
the only fags i know are the dumb wiggas that know absolutely nothing about real metal or hell even real music in general but what do you expect from a person that names himself after a hip hop jazz band. I think the special olympics called and they wanted their knee pads back.
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185. writes:
*Sigh.* Threads like these tend to bring out the worst in people...
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This is not your personal chat room or forum, so please stay on topic"
A moderator! A moderator! My kingdom for a moderator!
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189. writes:
"Personal attacks and/or excessive profanity will not be tolerated and such comments will be removed. " i really cant see that cuz i do that sh*t all the time and nothin happens.
Jay-Z is not only a parasite to the entire music industry, but rap itself. i listen to a little rap (blame bands like linkin park) and i can say that Jay-Z is straight out a piece of sh*t.
korn boy, i dont know wtf u just said Buhht ey yo mayne PLeeZ StOp yo TYpiN LiKE dIS cUz ya knUOooWw Itz F*cKIng GaY. and no we dont want to "pull ya gong and massage ya balls". thank you, and good day...
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193. writes:
Wow, I thought Korn threads attracted all of the pointless arguements, but I guess it's all nu metal bands now.
Well, continue on with your arguement, I'm sure you n00bs have some more interesting points with nothing to back them up. Continue, it's amusing... (Man, I remember when I was a n00b)
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200. writes:
sorry to break it to you..but there is no Santa Claus....I overheard the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny talking about it, and they said that he doesnt exist...!!!
By the way...do you know why the Easter Bunny hides all the eggs..??
He doesnt want anyone to find out that he f***s chickens..!!!!
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1. RememberMetal? writes:
crazy people rule....LP leave something to be desired however.