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God Announces New Album Release

posted Jun 2, 2016 at 12:04 PM by xFiruath.  (8 Comments)

God (yep, the almighty himself) has announced a 10 track instrumental progressive metal album is coming later this summer. Check out a first teaser trailer below to discover that God actually exists! The new album's track listing is as follows:

i. God / 6:47 / Tempo 180 BPM
ii. Salvation / 3:26 / Tempo 170 BPM
iii. Foreknown / 3:45 / Tempo 190 BPM
iv. Predestined / 4:00 / Tempo 200 BPM
v. Creation / 4:24 / Tempo 110 BPM
vi. Life / 4:37 / Tempo 220 BPM
vii. Free Will / 4:08 / Tempo 145 BPM
viii. Sin / 3:27 / Tempo 120 BPM
ix. Jesus Christ / 4:42 / Tempo 170 BPM
x. Truth / 3:46 / Tempo 16 0BPM

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8 Comments on "God Releasing New Album"

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1. Drum_Junkie writes:

Ha! Because if God were to create music, it would obviously be instrumental progressive metal.

xF, Speaking of creators of life, I hear you're a father. Congrats!!

# Jun 2, 2016 @ 3:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. fxxxxxk this writes:

f*** your non-existence god. Christians are scum and should be treated like jews in the holocaust

# Jun 3, 2016 @ 7:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. xFiruath writes:

Thanks man, little Gannicus Picard Arthur was born squealing quite early on the 30th. Getting really, really tired of living in the hospital though. Looks like we might get to take him home today so he can start his metal education. He liked Powerwolf in the womb, we'll see if that's still the case.

# Jun 3, 2016 @ 12:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Drum_Junkie writes:

I feel ya on the hospital stay. I've had more than my fair share of hospital stays (2003 was a bad year with my wife's Leukemia).

Good luck to you, the mrs. and young Gannicus! \m/\m/

# Jun 3, 2016 @ 1:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Blindgreed1 writes:

I may have let the news slip xFiruath... Crongrats my bruthah! \m/\m/

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6. xFiruath writes:

God himself just sent me a review request. I'm quite flattered to be on the creator of the universe's radar :)

# Jun 17, 2016 @ 3:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Blindgreed1 writes:

XD

# Jun 17, 2016 @ 3:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Drum_Junkie writes:

He's simply humoring you. He already knows whether or not you'll review the album and what you'd may write as He is omniscient. :)

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