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Alestorm Signs New Napalm Records Deal In Rum

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The pirate metal band Alestorm just announced a worldwide re-signing with Napalm Records and the group inked this contract in blood... OK they decided to use rum instead. Alestorm comments:

"AHOY! After 8 years, 4 albums, 1 live DVD, an EP and a couple of singles, it is my great pleasure to announce that Alestorm will be re-signing our record contract with Napalm Records. Seven years ago I was standing naked in the middle of a field at Summer Nights Festival in Austria, screaming at Thomas Caser (CEO of Napalm Records), demanding more money.

"Now here we are today... looks like our plan worked! Being pirates, we had to sign the contract using rum as ink, nothing else would do! Unfortunately we only had white rum left (all the good stuff had already been drunk), so our signatures are invisible. We'll leave that one to the lawyers to sort out.

"Expect the 5th Alestorm album to be released on Napalm Records in 2017! We're taking our time with this one, and it's gonna be good. Maybe... Cheers!"

Napalm Records A&R Nadir Amrioui states: "We are more than proud of Alestorm and their remarkable success! 8 years ago we've received this strange demo CD of an even stranger pirate-metal-band. That was the beginning of a piratic journey all over the world. We at Napalm are so much looking forward to the next album. This is going to be awesome. It surely is!"

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2 Comments on "Alestorm Signs Contract In Rum"

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1. zz writes:

do people still listen to this false metal pirate bullsh**?

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2. Soggy writes:

Talk like that'll get you keelhauled, boy.

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