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Arsis, Carnifex, And More Explain Where Babies Comes From

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A video clip has been posted online with Carnifex, Arsis, Misery Index, Fear Factory, and Revocation all trying to explain exactly where babies come from during the California Metal Fest. The footage can be viewed below.

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Reverend_Averatu's avatar

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1. Reverend_Averatu writes:

I find it interesting that most of these tattooed weirdos are freaked out by the question, but as we all know, Gene Holgen has the right answer, without blinking. Is there anything he cant do?

# May 25, 2010 @ 2:37 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Diamond Oz's avatar

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2. Diamond Oz writes:

Haha that was awesome!

# May 25, 2010 @ 2:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
psythe's avatar

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3. psythe writes:

LOL Fear Factory dude

# May 25, 2010 @ 8:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. RTB writes:

They come from a stork where you think..anyone knows that.
Take it from someone who got a surprise visit once, and has 1 of these......and no more.....
1 and done

# May 25, 2010 @ 11:49 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Hammerheart's avatar

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5. Hammerheart writes:

Lmao.

# May 25, 2010 @ 1:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Hollow's avatar

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6. Hollow writes:

Listen up, children. Gather around. Uncle Hollow will tell you were babies come from.

When a female groupy meets a musician and they fall in love very much, they begin to "woohoo" and "hit that". After they are done, the female groupy is "knocked up".

A few months later the female groupy has a kid in her stomach. She will have a kid in her stomach until the kid is ready to "come to the light". When the kid is ready, the female groupy will spread her legs and a kid will slither out.

# May 25, 2010 @ 7:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Hollow's avatar

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7. Hollow writes:

I would've loved it if the kid asked a female musician. I think women have a more difficult time answering the question than men do. Haha.

# May 25, 2010 @ 7:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
hellrat's avatar

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8. hellrat writes:

so hollow....the rocker must have gotten said groupie preggo orally???

won't the lil' bastard thence be a 'vomit delivery'???

i heard of that in high school once....to bangers were trading insults, one of finally spits out:

" fvck YOU ese....your dad got your mom pregnant through the mouth, you fvcking puto!!"

good stuff :)

# May 25, 2010 @ 8:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
hellrat's avatar

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9. hellrat writes:

"TWO pinche 'bangers..."

# May 25, 2010 @ 8:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
n0thinghead's avatar

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10. n0thinghead writes:

gene hoglan's answer was phockin' epic!! lmao!!

# May 25, 2010 @ 8:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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