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Nile Guitarist Karl Sanders Offering Guitar Lessons

Nile has issued the following update about guitarist Karl Sanders offering guitar lessons:

"Karl Sanders, founder of Nile, is offering one-on-one intermediate and advanced guitar lessons in Greenville, SC. Learn Extreme Metal:

-Techniques
-Theory
-Lead and Rhythm
-Advanced Harmonic Concepts
-Practice Techniques
-Band Dynamics
-Songwriting

"E-Mail NileGuitarLessons@gmail.com for more information."

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9 Comments on "Nile Guitarist Offering Guitar Lessons"

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1. Analguest writes:

no better person to train you in playing death metal than him :)

# Sep 1, 2009 @ 5:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Fuck_A_Name writes:

That's like Ron Jeremy teaching you how to f***.

that's like Gilbert Godfried teaching you how to be ugly.

that's like Kurt Cobain teaching you how to kill yourself.

I wonder how much he charges?

# Sep 1, 2009 @ 6:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. fearthedje writes:

At least one golden scarab, possibly 3.

# Sep 1, 2009 @ 8:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. GORECUNT writes:

I wish I lived in SC...

fearthedje: I also wish I had 3 golden scarabs, just to see if he'd accept them.

Lets continue on f***_A_Name's tangent:

Thats like Satan teaching you how to be evil

Thats like Kerry King teaching you how to be f***ing awesome!

# Sep 1, 2009 @ 11:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Brother B writes:

that's like Dave Mustaine teaching you how to get kicked out of a band moments before it hits the big time.

# Sep 2, 2009 @ 12:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. b.bristowe writes:

This is terrible. I hope no one takes these. I'm seriously.

Karl Sanders does his Egyptian inspired solo project excellently, but I think his lead playing is embarrassing.

# Sep 2, 2009 @ 2:20 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. RTB writes:

Whether you like karls technique or not, its awesome that he would take time to do this for either fans, or anyone thats eager to learn, so props to him for the gesture.....

# Sep 2, 2009 @ 3:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. GORECUNT writes:

bristowe, Karl's lead playing is quite excellent if you ask me...

That's like Varg Vikernes teaching you how to start a fire!

That's like Nikki Sixx teaching you how to find a vein! (I can see the MU headline already: "Nikki Sixx enters the medical field; teaching new techniques on how to find veins for IVs and drawing blood")

# Sep 2, 2009 @ 5:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. deathfreak writes:

I wish I lived in SC now

# Sep 2, 2009 @ 10:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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