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Jason Decay of Cauldron Gets Evicted

posted Jul 6, 2009 at 8:24 PM by buickmckane.  (10 Comments)

Jason Decay, frontman of Canadian traditional metal band Cauldron, has been evicted from his apartment due to a dispute over Metallica's music. As Jason explained, his neighbor was playing Metallica's "S&M" at 2 a.m. He continues," When I had enough and went down to confront him about it with a copy of "Kill 'Em All" explaining that if he's got to crank Metallica at 2 a.m., they have more than that symphony shit." The neighbor was insulted and argued with Jason before slamming the door in his face. Jason retrieved a hockey stick from his apartment and "smash[ed]" the neighbor's door. The landlord gave Jason a notice of eviction.

Jason Decay had to reside in the band's rehearsal space for a short time before moving in with a friend. He enjoys living there because it has "...way cheaper rent."

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1. Kadmium writes:

And this is news because...?

# Jul 6, 2009 @ 9:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. cppchriscpp writes:

I dunno, sure sounds like he deserved it though.

# Jul 6, 2009 @ 9:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. cppchriscpp writes:

(The getting evicted, not the other guy)

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4. Cynic writes:

Because it's an awesome story involving metal and a metal band.

# Jul 6, 2009 @ 9:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. MetalFan420 writes:

You know your in Canada when doors get beat down with hockey sticks! and all this over Metallica lol

# Jul 6, 2009 @ 9:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. xFiruath writes:

Awesome story, although it probably didn't go down that way - I'm guessing he tacked on the Metallica stuff to make it sound cooler. You can either spin it as "I got evicted because I'm a total jackass who can't figure out how to handle a dispute with a neighbor without resorting to violence" or "I got evicted because my neighbor's taste in Metallica is sh**e and I pwned him with a hockey stick."

# Jul 6, 2009 @ 10:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. bbristowe writes:

I really liked this story. Thumbs up. Kill Em All ftw!!! Hockey ftw!!! Canada ftw!!!

# Jul 6, 2009 @ 10:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. bbristowe writes:

ftw!!!!!!

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9. bbristowe writes:

NP: Cynic - Integral Birth

For the f***in win!!!!!!!!!

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10. EASTCOASTCANADIANMETAL writes:

f*** YEAH JASON DECAY,TOTALLY METAL AND THE FUNNIEST sh** I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE.

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