Axamenta Breaks Up, Forming New Band

Belgian dark metal act Axamenta has issued the following statement about calling it a day:

"This would be a perfect opportunity to attempt an eloquent effort, which could sound something along the lines of: In the bleak wintersun of 2009 the shroud falls over the vague and dark contours of what once was Axamenta

"But as above pompous jabbering usually makes us cringe, let us stick to the cold scientific facts:

"AXAMENTA minus 1 SINGER minus BLACK METAL = NEW BAND + 2 NEW BANDMEMBERS + INTERESTING NEW STYLE + BOOZE + POWERTOOLS

"If BLACK METAL = NO BLING Then AXAMENTA = NEW BAND + BLING => NEW BAND = SOLID GOLDEN RIMS FOR OUR HUMMERZ => AXAMENTA = RIP

"An update with more information about the new band itself, the band name, logo, line-up, teaser and website are due Mid February."