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Ozzy Osbourne Looking For A Foulmouthed Child To Play Him In TV Show

posted Nov 13, 2008 at 9:05 AM by Diamond Oz.  (6 Comments)

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According to Anorak.co.uk, OZZY OSBOURNE is looking for foul-mouthed seven-year old to play him in a TV show. Says a source at The Osbournes: Loud And Dangerous: “Our mini Ozzy will need a Brummie accent and dark hair. The script contains strong adult language that must be performed in a believable and compelling way.”

According to Variety, Fox has ordered six episodes of The Osbournes: Loud And Dangerous - an hour long variety show to be hosted by Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne and their kids, Jack and Kelly.

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6 Comments on "Ozzy Osbourne Looking For A Foulmouthed Child"

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1. deathbringer writes:

Hah. Great headline. I even had to click through to see what it was about...

# Nov 13, 2008 @ 9:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Blindgreed1 writes:

DB: Yep, it got me to take a peek as well. lol

# Nov 13, 2008 @ 9:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. jimmy j writes:

A seven year old kid with foul mouth. that will be funny lol

# Nov 13, 2008 @ 10:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. weasel321 writes:

should be easy: Slur your words for about 5 minutes and drop the f bomb in between every other word!

# Nov 13, 2008 @ 11:26 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Why couldnt he have done this 12 years ago? Granted, i have no idea what a brummie accent is, but I've told my grandmother to "shut her f***ing face" on more than one occasion when I was a wee 7-year old. (not anymore though, if backhands have taught me anything, it's that you should respect your elders lol) Now I have to crouch and talk in a treble voice to even get considered for my dream job: cursing at everyone in America with the godfather of metal.

# Nov 13, 2008 @ 11:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Jamez writes:

How old is Tommy Lee's kid now?

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