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Playboy Announces Girls of Ozzfest

posted Jul 27, 2006 at 8:33 PM by MindSlavor.  (13 Comments)

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Beginning this week and running through August 18, Playboy.com will feature a sexy metal maiden chosen from the Miss OZZfest 2006 competition. A brief bio, video and pictorial will go up each Friday featuring a new rocker babe. Photos of the current OZZfest babe, Daniella from Sacramento, can be found at playboy.com.

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13 Comments on "Playboy Announces Girls of Ozzfest"

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1. criminally insane writes:

Courtney Kidd is the only one eligable, she likes Slayer and Pantera. The other two up there like distrubed and korn....well i guess its cool, i mean they are girls and everything.

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 5:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. KORNDOGG writes:

CRIMINALLY INSANE READS PLAYGIRL AND LISTENS TO SLAYER WHILE HE JACKS OFF WITH ANTI-FREEZE!

CUZ HE IS A FAG AND EVERYTHING!

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 1:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. RememberMetal? writes:

and this is because he doesn't like your band?...

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 1:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. bradispissed writes:

korndogg: that was some of the most suprisingly retarded sh** i've ever seen anybody write


how do you revisit these threads and not feel completely humiliated you stupid a$$hole

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 1:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. KORNDOGG writes:

CUZ IM f***EN AWSOME, THATS WHY!
SO EAT ME UGLY!

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 7:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. BLACKDOG writes:

I'M THERE DUDE !!!!!!!

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 7:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. BLACKDOG writes:

I love Metal Chicks almost as much as I love Punk Chicks.

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 7:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Sober Spirit of the elder gods........(Hungover) writes:

I don't give a f*** what music they like as long as the ladies are hot gothic-looking and take it in the a$$ and like deepthroat and lots of nasty sh** lol.Seriously this has nothing to do with music.As a Slayer fan myself Korndogg u crack me up so what should i do if i fancy jacking off while listening to Korn.later need to catch some ZZzz's.............

# Aug 6, 2006 @ 7:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. KORNDOGG writes:

YOU CAN JACK IT TO WHAT EVER YOU WANT SPIRIT!
WHATEVER GETS YOU OFF!

# Aug 12, 2006 @ 2:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Spirit of the elder gods writes:

Korndogg i see humour isn't lost on you half the people on here take things way to serious i was thinking some hardcore porn a.d.i.d.a.s and some deep heat to spice things up a little lmfao later korndogg.

# Aug 13, 2006 @ 12:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. KORNDOGG writes:

HOW BOUT WATCHING SOME SOFTCORE PORN WHILE LISTENING TO "WORD UP"
AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR MOM WEARING A KILT AND PLAYING THE BAGPIPES! LOL!

# Aug 13, 2006 @ 1:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Spirit of the elder gods writes:

Korndogg just a few more minutes and seconds and i'll have done don't wanna have to clean up my keyboard though.lmfao later........

# Aug 13, 2006 @ 1:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. KORNDOGG writes:

WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU ON HERE, SPIRIT!

# Aug 13, 2006 @ 7:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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