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Ozzy Osbourne Jailed For Life For Murder

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Ozzy Osbourne has been jailed for life for murder. But this isn't the man we all know and love. In actuality, this is Gary Bacon, a 42-year-old from Derby who changed his name by deed poll to 'Ozzy Osbourne' a few years ago. Now, he's behind bars for stabbing Gary Hunt to death in North London.

(No it's not April Fools yet, but I couldn't resist that as a legitamate headline)

Source: Total Rock

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15 Comments on "Ozzy Osbourne Jailed For Life For Murder"

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1. Beast writes:

I thought he finally killed sharon! Still got my fingers crossed

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 3:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. skribb writes:

Damn. You f***in had me there deathbringer.

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 9:14 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. JT writes:

Nice...nice. Don't think I've ever done a double-take while looking at a computer.

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 9:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. ryan writes:

nice one, i was hoping he knifed kelly to pieces

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 12:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. unluckoftheirish writes:

lol ryan. me too.

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 2:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. metalhead644 writes:

haha, me three.... i was hoping sharon was in the mix there too tho....

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 3:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. tom MSF writes:

stewie griffin: "DAMN!"

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 3:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. ninja writes:

ahhh!! I almost sh** myself!! nice joke. I was hoping he took Sharon out too.

# Oct 8, 2005 @ 12:33 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. slayerdisciple writes:

scared the s*** out of me, kind of wished he got either kelly or sharon tho

# Oct 22, 2005 @ 5:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. thats a good joke lol writes:

f*** me that sh** scared me because i thought he got put in jail for life. f*** but he coulded resist but funny.

# Oct 23, 2005 @ 12:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. lifer writes:

enjoy prison you dumb f***in peice of sh** wanker thats a pedifile and most of all f*** you.

# Oct 23, 2005 @ 5:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. asianfetish writes:

that is a bad joke!!!!!

# Oct 23, 2005 @ 11:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. brokenwings13 writes:

That was a fun headline for you, Deathbringer, wasn't it?

# Oct 24, 2005 @ 2:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. ADD writes:

hahahaha. good sh**

# Oct 25, 2005 @ 8:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. ADD writes:

Damn, i thought he got tired of hearing his wife b**** all the time and finally killed that b****. sh**....still kinda funny though

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