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Metal 101: Fuse's All Things Metal To School Us On Rock History

posted Sep 9, 2005 at 3:34 AM by MindSlavor.  (16 Comments)

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Think heavy metal started with KORN? Confused about why people smash into each other at a concert? Know who originally spawned the sign of Satan? Well ask yourselves these questions no more. Fuse TV's "Uranium" is bringing you all of the answers to the questions you're too afraid to ask. Miss Juliya, along with guest lecturers including GOD FORBID, THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, DARKEST HOUR, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD and more, school you on all things metal — from throwing down in the pit to the penalties for misusing the horns to how to tell the difference between death metal and pirate-core. Get ready to throw spitballs during the premiere on Friday, September 9 at 9:00 p.m. EST on Fuse.

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16 Comments on "Metal 101: Fuse's All Things Metal To School Us"

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1. RememberMetal? writes:

pirate-core...funny.

# Sep 9, 2005 @ 4:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Rollmonkey writes:

Like Julyia knows sh** about metal. Good thing Devin and Trevor are there to hopefully kick her Guns n' Roses loving a$$ into shape.

# Sep 9, 2005 @ 8:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. gay writes:

TV isn't a good arena for learning about ANYTHING.

# Sep 9, 2005 @ 8:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. peter griffin from family guy writes:

just some 20 year old poser telling us about metal julia is hot but she is a f***ing p***y thum down midle finger up julia is a f***ing c***sucking b**** a$$ poser who wont shut her f***ing mouth.

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 9:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. peter griffin from family guy writes:

i like to curse alot thats why extended the sentence.

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 9:14 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. key to nothing writes:

she sucks up to every band so bad its f***in hilarious ,and shes not actually that hot ,tooo chunky for me

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 11:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. RememberMetal? writes:

She's a ratings generator, since she knows a teeny lil bit about metal and shes reasonably attractive she got the job.....She isn't exactly what we would call an advanced level metal fan....She knows her history and she lived thru the hair metal c*** rock era so she also has some old school appeal.

agreed with post 6...I'm a lean guy and i tend to keep company with girls who are fit as well.

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 5:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. ghost of dead(from mayhem) writes:

i agree with peter grifin

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 6:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. key to nothing writes:

well said man

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 6:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. the ghost of dead (from mayhem) writes:

peter griffin and key to nothing both said it well.

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 7:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. key to nothing writes:

RememberMetal too

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 7:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. the ghost of dead (from mayhem) writes:

oh yeah forgot remebermetal made a really good point

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 7:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. key to nothing writes:

anyone wanna head over to the taste of chaos cd article and embarass this,lots of fun..I swear

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 7:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. the ghost of dead (from mayhem) writes:

sure
MAYHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Sep 10, 2005 @ 7:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. MoniKa MansOn writes:

You know what you guys? Juliya has the most amazing job in the world and you little f***s are just being little b****es because you can't do half of all the crAzy cool things she does. she's f***en hot and knows what she's talking about. so you guys just need to shut your hole and jump off a bridge or set your self on fire. >;:P

# Oct 6, 2005 @ 10:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. RememberMetal? writes:

no

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