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Joey Jordison Takes Over Vinnie Paul Advice Column

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After five years, 30 columns, and more than 180 pieces of sage wisdom, Vinnie Paul has retired from the advice game. But, Slipknot's Joey Jordison will be taking over Vinnie's regular column in Revolver magazine.

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Joey and the rest of Slipknot are currently on their Subliminal Verses tour with Lamb of God. Slipknot's "Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses" Special Edition CD in stores April 12.

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1. Slipknot_chick89 writes:

What next? The Jonathan Davis show? I mean c'mon.......damn

# Apr 4, 2005 @ 4:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. brokenwings13 writes:

Man, I'm gonna miss that. It's not the same.

# Apr 4, 2005 @ 9:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. ryan writes:

they r both gods to the metal world, who gives a f***

# Apr 7, 2005 @ 9:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. !!!!!!!! writes:

who r they please

# Apr 7, 2005 @ 9:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. !!!!!!!!!!! writes:

any chicks wanna chat

# Apr 7, 2005 @ 9:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. RememberMetal? writes:

Pity, some of Vinnie Pauls responses to those seeking his advice were not only classic and hysterical, more often than not, it was sound.

You could tell he actually cared enough to steer both kids and adults (sometimes writting from prison and mental institutions) in the best direction and there was always a comedic twist......He would close his column with "Eat more p***y"...sage advice, considering half the questions asked were relationship centered.

Now on the otherhand....Joey Jordison is pretty funny when he is interviewed, and he IS a drummer...thus the "hard hitting advice" bit can still be used by Revolver, which shouldn't matter, but to editors continuity is often up there with God.

So we'll see wha happens. It may well pale to Vinnies Column, but Jordison deserves a fair shot.

# Apr 7, 2005 @ 10:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! writes:

your dumb

# Apr 7, 2005 @ 10:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. RememberMetal? writes:

and your trying to chat with girls that virtually dont exist on a metal website because you lack a girlfriend.

# Apr 7, 2005 @ 10:36 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. Caitlin writes:

Thats kool. JOey ROCKS and Revolver is AWESOME!

# Apr 9, 2005 @ 10:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Caitlin writes:

hey rememberMetal? are you saying girls dont like metal? there R TONS OF GIRLS IN THE METAL SCENE!!! OMC there r lots of girls in metal bands now, one i can name of the top of my head is opec, and there are two girsl and like3 guys commenting on this thing, stop being so sexist.

# Apr 9, 2005 @ 10:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Caitlin writes:

i meant otep not opec, i always do that.....(((one time i accidently called Pantera, "rivera" no one knew what i was talking about...)))..anywayz, theres another metal band too, i cant remember what its called but its got a girl on guitar....god what was it? i've seen the video like 20 times....what is that band called? well if i remember i'll post it on here.

# Apr 9, 2005 @ 10:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. brokenwings13 writes:

Opec? You mean to tell me that the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries has a band?!

Oh yeah, there are THREE girls commenting on "this thing."

At least you didn't name Evanescance as your "female band of choice." You get a point for that.

# Apr 9, 2005 @ 10:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. BLACKDOG writes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

# Apr 9, 2005 @ 10:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. brokenwings13 writes:

At least someone got it.

# Apr 9, 2005 @ 10:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. darkstar writes:

Make that 4 girls. =)

# Apr 10, 2005 @ 1:45 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. brokenwings13 writes:

hehehehe...do we need more obvious screennames or something?

# Apr 10, 2005 @ 1:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. Caitlin writes:

ya...try using yer name......

# Apr 10, 2005 @ 11:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. brokenwings13 writes:

No, some of these people know who I am, if you want to know, ask them.

How do I even know your name is Caitlin? You could be some lardass pervert named Mickey for all I know!

# Apr 10, 2005 @ 11:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Linkin666 writes:

RememberMetal? or post 8, what are you talking about?
girls dont exist hear? IM A GIRL AND I LOVE METAL!
what, are you saying that all chicks hate metal?
dont be sexist!

# Apr 11, 2005 @ 1:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. nikodym writes:

These days i only get out to shows and forums to pick up young chicks. Brokenwings u seem pretty festie so ur off my list ...but..um.....how old r u linkin sweetie?
we may go to a linkinpark show sometime and after i can show you some real metal music and other interesting things.....wat u say

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21. brokenwings13 writes:

I'm too Fiesty? Ok, I'm the least of your worries.

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22. bradispissed writes:

i hate crackheads

# Apr 11, 2005 @ 7:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. RememberMetal? writes:

My mistake. I apologize for my statement on post 8, but I've been to more shows than I can count and the heaviest bands see the fewest female fans.....Ozzfest has a ratio 89 to 1 of male to female attendance....this will get me all kinds of angry post responses but the year Ozzfest saw a significant rise in female fans was.....this hurts to say it...the same year Incubus were there.....2001 if memory serves........So let me re-phrase my stance here......male fans to female fans of metal is a very slanted ratio.....

For me it stands to reason that there are far more guys posting here than women.....I'm not saying thats the way it should be, I'm actually thrilled when I meet girls who are into metal. More than once I've been clued into a great band I didnt even know about until a female metal fan brought them to my attention....

So in closing: sorry for my thoughtless remark....secondly female metal fans are an extreme minority or I'd see more at least more than 3 girls at a Dillinger Escape Plan, Strapping Young Lad, Or Killswitch Show. Lastly "Opec" and "Rivera" are hilarious band names......

oh yeah and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is still a bumbling idiot for trying to pick up girls on a metal forum....A.) it's not even a chat room... B.) it's not relevant and C.) no female metal fan would talk to a guy named !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well thats just my assessment.

# Apr 11, 2005 @ 11:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. BLACKDOG writes:

So what your saying is OZZFEST sshould dump VR in favor of MOTLEY CRUE ? GIVE ME THE BOOO'S I LOVE THE BOO'S.Just kidding Remember Sick sense of humor kicking in sorry.BAD DOG BAD DOG.

# Apr 11, 2005 @ 11:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. DerailTheTrain writes:

Well I for one was not insulted.....It's TRUE theres 1,000 guys vs girls from small venues to festivals (not including Warped tour) for heavy music. Yes I am a girl, Yes I am a metal fan, No I am not there to be a c***sucking f***ing groupie. I also listen to VERY heavy music RememberMetal, including your precious DEP...but you are right...Theres like 0 girls and if you dont have a friend thats a guy or a boy friend half the guys start getting awful f***ing grabby. As for girls in metal bands more power to em, one of my fave guitarists is a girl.....Her name is Sharon Grzlenski she played in Five Pointe O an awesome Metal-core type band that broke up 2 years ago....And i'm glad bands like Crisis Otep and walls of jericho exist.....even though i'm not a fan of any of them...The playing field needs to be leveled abit.

anywho, just thought I would add my 2 bits. And no I would not let myself be picked up by some slarmy f***er trying to talk to girls on a metal forum by the name of !!!!!!!!!!! ^ ^

~later

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26. sex writes:

joey jordison is a great drummer and i think he will do very well as a columinst. lets get over the sexit ordeal thanks

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27. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

Well I for one would like to see what kind of advice the drummer from slipknot has to give....will he be more or less helpful (while being a little silly) like dimebag? will he be completely absurd and give the exact opposite advice from what would be advisable....we'll have to wait for the may issue i guess.

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28. MaggotArmy666 writes:

joey owns all u motherf***ers

# Apr 12, 2005 @ 7:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. maggoth8r writes:

Oh GREAT!!!!!!!! Now there will be nothing but a bunch of dumb Maggots with stupid questions...............no offence to Slipknot.

# Apr 12, 2005 @ 7:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. brokenwings13 writes:

Porky, Dime didn't write the column, Vinnie Paul did.

# Apr 12, 2005 @ 8:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. brokenwings13 writes:

Porky, Dime didn't write the column, Vinnie Paul did.

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32. brokenwings13 writes:

Damn double posting!

# Apr 12, 2005 @ 8:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. summertime writes:

jj is skilled drummer no question, though he seems to be lacking the presence of character that vinnie has.....still it's just a column, no a tv show. i reckon it will be a silly and fun read regardless

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34. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

my boo boo "brokey", thanks for catching it....Was listening to Pantera while posting, and of course a solo was going on.....my teeny tiny brain goes "dime" "dime" "dime" so i put that instead of Vinnie.

The reason joey lacks the charisma of vinnie is mostly due to the fact that clown is kind of the leader of slipknot, sid is considered the nut-job and corey is the voice....joey is the next main guy is far as public persona.....he's also the voice of reason.....often overlooked when your in a damn circus of a band.

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35. tanner m writes:

joey jordison is the man

# Apr 13, 2005 @ 11:59 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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36. brokenwings13 writes:

Yeah, "B-Dub" sounds better Porky.

Back to the subject at hand, Jordison will be ok, I'll read it, it's not going to be the same, but it's like when Steve Stone resigned from WGN and they got those idiots as broadcasters for the Cubs.

# Apr 13, 2005 @ 3:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

heh...i liked harry carry.

# Apr 13, 2005 @ 3:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. Wiseblood writes:

LOL comparing Joey Jordison with Vinnie Paul oh boy thatis a good one wow ..........lol whoa i might piss myself theyre not even on the same f***in level lol its a f***in riot lol slipknot is a better sounding gwar with fans imilar ot ICP in their religous following and stupidity lol

# Apr 13, 2005 @ 5:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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39. brokenwings13 writes:

Yep, I can remember all the summers in my basement, AC turned up really cold, a bowl of cheetos, and Harry Caray and Steve Stone calling the Cubs game on WGN. Shawon Dunston would have a double and then steal third on a fly that Mark Grace hit towards the 3rd base line. Gary Gaetti would then put down a sac bunt and bring Dunston home. I miss that. I really do. And then there was the 7th-inning stretch. My favorite part of the game! Harry spitting into the mic, you could hear the spit too, that wonderful "scccchlinggggttt" sound.

Now there's Len and Bob. Man, if I ran the Cubs I would have never accepted Stoney's resignation, of course, I wouldn't do alot of things Andy MacPhail has done(or MacFAIL, as I like to call him). I would have had Sammy Sosa out of there quicker than he did, especially after the whining started.

Ok, now I've outdone myself again, if you would like to read more about this sort of thing, check out my site, http://baseballmadness.blogspot.com

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40. Triplesix writes:

Joey Jordison will kick your a$$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Apr 14, 2005 @ 3:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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41. Triplesix writes:

Are you people f***ing stupid...... Joey Jordison is a far better drummer than Vinnie paul, MY GOD !!

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42. Andrew writes:

Hes a decent drummer, but id say Vinnie Paul would kick his ass.

# Apr 14, 2005 @ 5:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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43. bloodbornterror writes:

ok i am going to cancel my subscription to revolver now. i'll agree with Andrew, Vinnie smokes joey. at least Vinnie has tons of groove. PANTERA f***ING ROCKS HARDER THAN ANYONE.

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44. RememberMetal? writes:

their 2 fundamentally differnt drummers.....One is more full speed ahead the other, as blood born terror put it is more groove minded...Their roughly equal and i'm sure they could both play eachothers parts....it comes down to taste really...this joeys better no vinnies better sh** is like those arguements when your a kid "my dads smarter" "well my dad makes more $$$" "well my dads stronger"


childish

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45. metal is the answer writes:

i agree remembermetal, canceling a subscription because a different very talented drummer takes the place of another on an advice column?! thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard

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46. brokenwings13 writes:

Vinnie= One of the best man on the sticks since John Bonham.

Joey Jordison= s**t. Yeah, I had to use a Slipknot pun, otherwise, their fans wouldn't get it.

# Apr 14, 2005 @ 6:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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47. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

I think thats a we bit small minded there B-dub.....

Joey Jordison is phenominal and I don't even care for much of Slipknots material. Can you play better than Joey Jordison?....If you can then you have every right to say that.....But just because you hate Slipknot does not mean their drummer lacks talent.....

There are better drummers but their a minority compared to how many drummers he surpasses....I play drums on the side. For giggles. It's one of the most mentally and physically demanding roles in a band when you have to play with that kind of speed.....And theres very few out there who can play as he does...

But I know I can't change your opinion B-dub, but I'm just a bit surprised you would say something so obviously not thought out....

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48. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

and yes. John Bonham is the benchmark for all drummers. period.

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49. brokenwings13 writes:

Yeah, that wasn't thought out, but still, it's enough to make a point, yeah, Joey Jordison is a good drummer doesn't add up logically when you say that "Slipknot Sucks.'' It's not a good connection.

# Apr 14, 2005 @ 8:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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50. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

That is one of the hardest things to do.....for me anyway, to have a band you HATE...and then realize....f***, theres a talented guy in that mess.

Always blows my mind....and it's always hard to admit. Sometimes I wish I could gather all the talented band members in sh** bands and pool them into one awesome band....ill pilea list of great band members in crap bands later. adios.

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51. brokenwings13 writes:

You actually wish for a supergroup? Wow. But still, it's hard to say something like that because it's not logical.

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52. Wiseblood writes:

Porc dont start tht whole he who hath not sinned shall throw th first stone, your argument is bullsh** because criticism is free minded. Just because I am not the president doesnt mena that my critique of his actions or policies isnt meaningful and is rather more frivilous. True the element of expierience is an excellent tool iwhen backing up a comment, but the expierence but in by these two can be easily expierienced when someone listens to them weighs and considers them then puts forth a judgement on them. The amount of consideration, however, is variable between people.

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53. chump writes:

fukn hell mate wat has u been smoking?

what a mindf*** of a post!
up to now I thought i was the only one who couldn't put his thoughts together()

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54. druid writes:

first question for joey's newly claimed colo(m)n:

Hi sweet Joey, what is going through your mind when u have ur sh** pounded in by corey after a big show?

xxx toodles

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55. RememberMetal? writes:

WOW.

Thats easily the most pontificating post i've read on this site in long while (post 52)....More a dogmatic lecture than anything.....though there is LOGIC to it....

Logic, great subject on metal sight, i must say......sigh

I think everyone here has something of merit to say but their so giddy about getting their message across that they're not considering key factors...

For one, back to where this came from: to say that Slipknot is sh** is an opinion....nothing more.....to say that Jordison can(or cant) play drums well is both fact and opinion....he can play.....he can keep a functioning rhythm.....BUT to someone like Gene Hoglan, Jordison is a student.....but for those who havent heard Hoglan, among other more skilled drummers...Jordison may be the best drummer EVER...

On tracks such as "People = sh**", "Three Nil" and "Eyeless" it's more than evident he can play better than at least 60% of the drummers out there behind a kit, and that is low balling it....I'm not defending any of Slipknots shortcomings merely one of there more capable players.

it's all subjective......

Lastly, everyone is aloud their opinion, whether it's woefully unfounded or not. But an unsubstantiated case is going to be riddled with verbel bullets by anyone with more than a 5th grade vocabulary and a chip on their shoulder.

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56. DerailTheTrain writes:

LOL...aww, poor Porc (great nickname BTW)...everyones out for his blood, well at least Broken wings and wise guy, It's OK to wanna supergroup of sorts even if it lacks logic...."Whats WRONG with that?" is my question....
There've been some great super groups....particularly Cream, classic stuff....and they WERE for the most parts the best members of their respective bands. hehe...in my OPINION anyway, since we all seem caught up on those.........
If anyones making any sense around here....it's remembermetal.

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57. Triplesix writes:

Well..... I love both Pantera and Slipknot'ds music alot, and both have phenomenal double-bass drummers. , the only thing that actually can be disputed here is the change in column writers, so I guess the only thing to do is stop ripping off good drummers, and stop crying over spilled milk, coz Vinnie aint coming back to the column, so........

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58. Triplesix writes:

One thing about Joey that might get overlooked is that he is better on guitar than he is on drums, so bearing that in mind I'm sure that everyone will agree that he knows alot about music, also laying down drum tracks, producing an album (what he did 4 Otep) takes a whole lot of musical skill.

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59. brokenwings13 writes:

I wasn't saying that supergroups were bad. I never was out for Porky's blood either, how can you deduce that from what I said?

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60. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

(shrugs) hehe, i dont know what derail means I re-read every post over and over. shes crazy.

Anway i agree with triplesix on the fact that they're both stellar drummers....I think theres more of a legacy in store for Pantera, and Dime walks (bad pun) all over the combined efforts of Mick Thompson and Jim Root....while their good, theres just comparing Dime to them, its actually funny to try.

I can (ussually) learn a slipknot song and play it in half the the time as a typical Pantera song....and lets just say there was some sleepless nights trying to execute perfect Dime solos. At 14, I started crying because I couldnt play the "Walk" solo and my fringers were purple and bleeding....I was a little crybaby. heh, hadn't thought about that inawhile...funny.

anway, i have to go attempt a dime solo for ol times sake, and fail miserably, take care good people.

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61. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

eesh, now i know why i picked up bass...that was discouraging, have a good weekend everyone i'll be around sat afternoon with anyluck.

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62. :~:Manda:~: writes:

I think that Joey will be great for the advice column. He like Vinnie Paul is a very smart and talented guy who I personally think will have great Advice!!!!

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63. bradispissed writes:

i remember when sex only costed a dime


get it

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64. bradispissed writes:

you dont get it

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65. brokenwings13 writes:

Got it.

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66. druid writes:

get it......more often

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67. BLACKDOG writes:

AMEN !!!

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68. brokenwings13 writes:

So what do you guys think of the new Pope?

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69. sly fox writes:

joey is a great drummer and performer, anyone that thinks otherwise just doesn't get HIM...

# Apr 19, 2005 @ 10:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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70. RememberMetal? writes:

to brokenwings13

Just like the old pope, unabashedly conservative and a traditionalist.

(i hail from a catholic family before the "who are u to judge?" responses arrive)

and went to a catholic grade/high school...some might say it's what drove me mad and toward propulsive music....entirely too much hypocrisy prejudgemental antagonism.

Then the whole with us or against us, birth control is the devil, homosexuals are demons, and the lunatic contradictions of the old and new testaments.....rather than pretend to subscribe to something that I disagreed so whole-heartedly with I got out of that line of faith....so now i live happily in sin with my girlfriend of 3 years also in a similar religous boat as myself.

So since the new pope is pretty much the same closeminded hardliner as the last (and I know Ratzingers past) I think very little of him. But to those who are devout Catholics I'm happy to hear they have a new leader who is in better health than the old pope, he was looking pretty exhausted these last 10 years or so. Hopefully he can preach kindness and tolerance rather than disgust towards those who are different from himself.

# Apr 19, 2005 @ 11:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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71. BLACKDOG writes:

He's really old.In fact not that much younger than the last one.I hope he's healthy.Brokenwings you could probably explaine this to me.Why does the Pope alway's change his name upon becoming the Pope ?

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72. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

wow, remembermetals p***ed.....perhaps justifiably,

Anyway, organised religion really isnt my thing but from what I've gathered they take on the namesakes of saints and other significant christian/catholic figures in an attempt to signify who they wish to model their goals after.....theres more to it, but B-dub prolly does have a better or more complete answer for ya blackdog.

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73. brokenwings13 writes:

RememberMetal?, I know where you're coming from, I have a Catholic family, but I'm not really one of them. Birth Control isn't the devil, but not it's not necessarily good either. Abortion is still a tricky issue, as is allowing women into church roles that don't imply being a nun.

The new guy, Benedict XVI, has got high morals, which is very good for the church, especially good because he has the same as the previous Pope, so it's good that they have him, now I don't know if he'll be as tolerant of other religions as John Paul II was, but we can hope. He said that he'd try to be tolerant, which is a good start.

Blackdog, actually, I don't know why they change their names, it's been a 700 year tradition that's never been broken, all I know is that the person chosen Pope gets to choose their new name. Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger chose the name Benedict XVI. Benedict means "Blessed."

Some think that when they change the name when they become Pope it's as a sign of a rebirth into a new, higher position, kinda like when they become Cardinal, they add "Cardinal" to the middle of their name, Ex: Francis Cardinal George.

I'll see what else I can dig up on this name thing.

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 5:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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74. asianfetish writes:

Well...that was unexpected....but hey, it's not like it's detrimental to slipknot, so i supprt him

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 7:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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75. summertime writes:

one useless stinkin old fart replaced with another who reckons he's a humble servant (fukn hypocrite) -

i hope some1 kills his 78yo conservative a$$ b4 the f***er dies on his own.

a new song by slipknot about this sh**head is in order.

~666~ spread some fukn hate worldwide

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 8:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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76. Queen_Nothing writes:

I don't know where all this "Pope" sh*t came from, but as far as this news about Joey, he's gonna be f***ing awesome and I can't wait to send in a question myself! Btw... if any of you wanna have an interesting chat back and forth rather that comment-to- comment, let me know!

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 9:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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77. RememberMetal? writes:

Thats what this site needs is a damn instant messenger program.

But i kinda like this better really (dont wanna sound greedy)....cause you can post @ 1:00 AM which is when I am up whether I work or not...and someone can respond 14 hours later and you can check back at your own freedom....so while chat would be cool this works for me perfectly.

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 9:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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78. Queen_Nothing writes:

I guess so. btw... I love your name!

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 9:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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79. BLACKDOG writes:

I agree !

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 9:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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80. Queen_Nothing writes:

Do any of you have AIM?

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 10:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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81. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

i did way back when...in 2000 you couldnt peel me away from internet chat rooms i was 20 and stuck in school and work, so during the week it was my only way to get human contact till friday. I dont have it now, and would probably rarely use it.

# Apr 20, 2005 @ 10:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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82. metal is the answer writes:

um, are you guys aware that this new pope was a member of the hitler youth and fought in the NAZI army in an antiaircraft unit?

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 12:22 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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83. brokenwings13 writes:

Yeah, I know he was a member of that, which by all accounts was really wrong, but you have to realize, most German youths were recruited(ok, "forced" is the word)by Nazi officials to be in the Youth Army.

Is your opinion of Sen. Byrd any different because he was a member of the KKK?

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 12:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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84. metal is the answer writes:

no, i dont think he should've been elected, thats awful

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 12:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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85. Sean writes:

yeah my opinion is different of him because he joined the KKK, and many that joineed the youth were full believers in the cause . . . so don't know whether its being realistic to give the new pope the benefit of the doubt on this one

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 1:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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86. kreator writes:

hello america,
what's happening?? Hows all americans doing

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 4:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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87. druid writes:

sup bro,
ALL.....OUR......LIVES.....WE ARE WAITING TO DIE!
-VOD
clean filth and rich poverty everywhere here. ponder the paradox

smoke and jack up bro. 1 Fix 4 you
luv u man

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 4:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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88. druikd writes:

its austin late night down river man
fluid liquidstate, lolllolhahaha

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 4:54 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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89. brokenwings13 writes:

While I'm skeptical of the fact he was in the Youth Army, I don't know how that would effect his Papal Reign at the moment because he's been a Cardinal since 1978, a priest for over 50 years, how come we heard about this now?

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 12:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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90. formethalyne writes:

Enough about the pope! Like he even matters?

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 6:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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91. Queen_Nothing writes:

Although you may not agree with any or everything he stands for, the pope does play a crucial role in the lives of so many people. I'm not catholic or anything... but he does matter. But I do agree that there's been QUITE enough discussion about him!

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 9:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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92. brokenwings13 writes:

I just asked about it! He matters.

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 11:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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93. Queen_Nothing writes:

Well... I hope that answer was good enough for you. (That wasn't meant sarcastically) But like I said... I agree... can they not talk about the pope for two f**king seconds?!

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 11:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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94. brokenwings13 writes:

So quit watching the news, it's ok though, because he's new and they want to get all the dirt on him now so they can talk about the war and more political crap.

And think of it this way, the election of a Pope doesn't happen that often.

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 11:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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95. RememberMetal? writes:

i tend to think of a pope in the same way i think of the royal family........more of a figurehead than a position of power....though every now and then the pope is doing something of some worth, if he isnt screaming about the evils of condums and birth cntrol pills.

# Apr 22, 2005 @ 12:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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96. Queen_Nothing writes:

By "they" I wasn't referring to the media... They're just doing their jobs. I was referring to the f**kers that keep posting this sh*t. There are much more interesting things that could be discussed!

# Apr 22, 2005 @ 12:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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97. brokenwings13 writes:

I'm one of these "f**kers," eh?

# Apr 22, 2005 @ 12:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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98. Queen_Nothing writes:

Sorta

# Apr 22, 2005 @ 7:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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99. brokenwings13 writes:

Fine then, at least I know about it.

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 2:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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100. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

we get way off topic waaaay to often. myself included. it's fun though, finding someone who agrees with you or butting heads with someone who you find wrong or stupid or both....generally i'd rather stay on the topic but getting off the subject is good too. alls fair and it should stay that way.

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 2:47 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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101. pls_suck_me writes:

brokenwings, id b ashamed if i was a catholic. i wouldn't blow it up!
and knowing about this sh** doesn't make you the wiser despite what u reckon - its just useless accumulated knowledge. maybe u should channel ur intellectual efforts elsewhere......actually just 4get about it

just get laid & get a life girl !!

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 6:30 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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102. Triplesix writes:

Who gives a flying f*** who the pope is..... or what he WAS (even more irrelevant). Actually, to be talking about anything to do with religeon on this site which is "Metal Underground" by the way, is just plain dumb..... most metal heads as far as I know want nothing to do with religeon, or religeous events or religeous people FFS. Stop with the Pope sh** already. Talk about some f***ing music, or at least some sex and drugs, goddamn !

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 10:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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103. brokenwings13 writes:

Who said I was Catholic?

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 12:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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104. Queen_Nothing writes:

Finally... Triplesix, I completely agree...

One more thing to brokenwings13:
You might be interested in the fact that when I say "f**kers" I don't always mean it in an insulting way... it's really just how I refer to people... I curse a lot when I speak and it travels over to my comment on this kick-ass website. None of these f**kers really give a sh*t though... Maybe you should get laid... maybe we all should! A lot of the f**kers I get into it with on this site probably wouldn't be so wound up if they did!

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 5:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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105. Queen_Nothing writes:

* By we... I meant youguys... I get mine quite often, thanks!

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 5:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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106. brokenwings13 writes:

I know, I say "F**kers" all the time too, it's not a bad thing, I was just asking, I wasn't insulted.

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 5:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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107. Queen_Nothing writes:

lol... alright then...

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 5:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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108. brokenwings13 writes:

Ok, that's resolved. Now what?

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 6:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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109. Queen_Nothing writes:

... ... ...

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 6:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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110. brokenwings13 writes:

Yep....................

Where you live?

# Apr 25, 2005 @ 10:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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111. Queen_Nothing writes:

I live in the high desert of "sunny" California... you?

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 12:59 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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112. brokenwings13 writes:

West Texas. Dry as a bone until recently, a lot of rain. Too sunny for my tastes, I like the shade. The pollution in Chicago took care of that though.

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 1:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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113. Queen_Nothing writes:

I hate the winter... most people (who aren't from here) think that it doesn't get very cold, but strangely enough it does in the "high desert." It was starting to get warm but for some reason it's cooling down now. I couldn't live outside of southern Californis though... I hate the cold... it just gets so uncomfortable having to cover up so much... that's why I like the summer, and I'll finally be 21 in august!

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 1:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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114. brokenwings13 writes:

I went from living in Chicago, where it's gone to 30 below zero to 110 degrees PLUS HUMIDITY! Now I'm in Texas, which is hot, but it's dry heat, so it actually won't kill you as fast. But it got cold here this year.

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 1:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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115. PorcupineOpeth99 writes:

Try Louisville Ky...just 60 mins outside Cinci....we have heatwaves and blizzards in the same month and humidity is a constant companion too....very similar to Chi-town (which i love, many many visits) i've got a couple friends who moved to texas, married couple actually....they love it. so tex can't be all bad.

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 2:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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116. brokenwings13 writes:

Depends where they're at in Texas.

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 4:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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117. Queen_Nothing writes:

Does anyone else find it funny the way the comments on this article about the amazingly talented (and f**king hott) Joey Jordison change from one subject to another COMPLETELY unrelated one???

lol... I find it quite funny...

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 10:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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118. RememberMetal? writes:

thats the fun in this sight, go hog wild, say what ever u feel like and brace for the response....one post is all it take to set things back most times....muffy managed to offset topics a little longer, but we seem to be blessedly free of that pest, so imho tangent = fun

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 11:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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119. metal is the answer writes:

yea, that happens all the time. speaking of which, does anyone here who likes thrash metal live in denver? cuz if you do, check out havok, the only thrash metal act in the whole f***ing town! www.havokband.com

# Apr 26, 2005 @ 11:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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120. Piella writes:

so, I have tried to send my "questions" to the damn e-mail address....and it does not exist. why post an e-mail address if it is bogus?

# Apr 27, 2005 @ 12:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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121. brokenwings13 writes:

That's because Joey isn't the writer, so the address is gone, Vinnie is still on board to write it, so the address is different.

# Apr 27, 2005 @ 2:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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122. Triplesix writes:

Mmm... I feel so out......living in South Africa, damn, I must be the only one on this forum who does :/

# Apr 28, 2005 @ 6:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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123. Queen_Nothing writes:

Triplesix:
You live in South Africa... that's awesome! Sorry you feel so "out" :/

# Apr 28, 2005 @ 3:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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124. joey cabrales writes:

joey you are the best f***ing drummer in the world I want a drum set like yours

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