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The Safety Fire Officially Breaks Up
Rivaling CROMCarl's record for April Fool's gags coming true, it turns out The Safety Fire's post back on April 1st about breaking up wasn't as much of a joke as the band let on. The Safety Fire just issued this announcement via Facebook:
"We had you guys going for a while there, ey? You truly were all April Fools... However, the harsh reality is, we have actually broken up.
"Maybe we will do a farewell show sometime. If you want to grab some merch to show people you were once cool, or are now cool and know some defunct band that no one has heard of in a few months time, then click here. When they're gone, they're gone for good.
"Thanks for all the support over the years - from Cruisin' to Smüth Beats, we had a real swell time. Thanks to everyone who bought a shirt, came to a show, let us sleep on their floors, fed us... but most of all, thank you to those who ever said, shouted, screamed, mumbled or merely whispered.... Fuck The Safety Fire."
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1. Blindgreed1 writes:
So it was an April fools joke. Then when they realized it didn't make a huge wave of concern they broke up anyway. The question still remains... Are fires truly safe?