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Pit Stories: Brutalized By A Chick In The Pit

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We've been talking with bands and fans everywhere to get their mosh pit stories. This week, LoNero shares a great mosh pit story with us:

I went to see Iron Maiden with a friend of mine. It was an outdoor venue. The pit was crazy! There was one girl that was brutal. She was shoving people all over the place. My friend said “she’s just a chick.” So he walks to the pit, proceeds to push his way in and then he disappears. About 45 seconds later he comes out holding his hand over his right eye. I asked him what happened and he said “that bitch hit me in the eye and knocked me down.” I couldn’t stop laughing all night. Before the show was over his eye looked like it went a few rounds with Mike Tyson. I think that taught him a lesson.

LoNero's new album, "J.F.L.", was just released on Nightmare Records. You can read our review of "J.F.L." here.

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1. xPlaguedBastardx writes:

Why is this a big deal? Chicks are just as much metalheads as the dudes are, and I don't think there are many things hotter than a chick who can mosh.

# Jun 1, 2011 @ 12:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. btbamfav20 writes:

Its funny.
Because dude thought that since he was male and OBVIOUSLY more dominant, he was going to go in there and f*** the b**** up to prove it.
Gets his a$$ walloped by her, and the only sound left of his male pride is whimpering in the wind lmao

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# Jun 1, 2011 @ 2:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. RTB writes:

heres the big f@cking problem i have, and i have seen this many times at many shows...
chicks think they can just walk into the pit, feel invincable, and think they can do whatever the F@ck they want...if you knock them on there azz, they get overdramatic and on top of that you get some posers who see what happend at the end only, think that oh, this guy knocked over a chic, what an azzhole, i'll show him, im gonna f@ck his sh!t up, problem is you got about 30 guys 30 that think that, before you know it theres a f@cking brawl and fights just because of one chick...these douche bag guys wanna play the f@cking hero and knock thee guy on his azz thinking what?...hes gonna get some?, F@ck that, your a woman, you get in the pit, you know what your getting yourself into, dont b!tch and bellyache that you got knocked down by a dude and play the " im a female card, and boof@cking hoo it"
bullsh!it, stay out of the pit, period..and for those guys who play the hero role at shows aka the bodyguard, find your balls or stay home, those guys are complete puzzies...its a metal show, there are going to be pits, people are going to get knocked around, hurt, f@cked up, etc...those are the rules, you dont like it fine, stay out, take your ball and go home, dont f@ck everyones elses time at the show with your drama and personal bullsh!t...i f@ckin hate that.....F@CK!

# Jun 1, 2011 @ 4:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. ScumofSociety writes:

^ I agree with this dude, but i have had more experiences with chicks who actually mosh and take hits. I hate when overly drunk chicks get in there and get p***ed off at people who bump into them, but i love chicks who can take hits and deal them back :P

# Jun 1, 2011 @ 5:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. ScumofSociety writes:

and why is p***ed censored? It's not even that bad of a word lol

# Jun 1, 2011 @ 5:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. slade900 writes:

he got hit by a girl that will always be funny

# Jun 1, 2011 @ 11:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Ghouldilocks writes:

Ha! Never underestimate the chicks in the pit.

# Jun 2, 2011 @ 5:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. greyback writes:

Cute.

# Jun 2, 2011 @ 6:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. GORECUNT writes:

NICE

# Jun 3, 2011 @ 1:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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