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Hatebeak Finds New Vocalist After Nearly Six Year Search

Nearly six years since Waldo's untimely demise, Hatebeak has found a new avian vocalist named Lolita. Lolita was first discovered by the band members on YouTube, singing Drowning Pool's "Bodies."

"The minute I saw that video, I knew Lolita was our next vocalist" comments BLK. "After lengthy negotiations and assurances, we signed her (and her owner) on to the band and will be announcing a full North American tour soon," he continued. "I'm so excited to get back on the road. I think of Waldo every day and miss him dearly, but the band must go on."

Before discovering Lolita, Hatebeak auditioned a few other singers, one of them being the infamous death metal rooster.

"That rooster was bad news, dude," stated BLK. "We brought him in for an audition and he trashed the place. He's not a team player at all - he's a total cock! Don't work with that rooster!"

Here's Lolita's "audition" video:

AVOID THIS ROOSTER AT ALL COSTS:

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1. lipglosskiller writes:

lol!

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2. Blindgreed1 writes:

DB: You're gonna have to retract this story. The parrot OD'd last night. :D

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3. Blindgreed1 writes:

I guess he got a hold of some bad sh!t... :D

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