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Hatebeak Guitarist Bites Head Off "Singer" On Stage, Sparks Riot

In combined Ozzy and Mayhem fashion, during the band's first live performance, Hatebeak's guitarist bit the head of his lead singer, Waldo, who happened to be a parrot. The guitarist continued to chew it and rend flesh from the bones of the twitching bird. After a minute or two of this, he threw the twitching carcass toward one side of the stage where tourmates Caninus were hanging out. In a matter of seconds the band's pitbull duo Budgie and Basil (vocals) had devoured the bird carcass. However, the fighting between the canine "singers" continued and made its way onto the floor, causing a general panic. With fights breaking out and people fleeing the club, the show was cancelled.

Appalling as that incident may be to animal rights activists, the question that fans now want answered is whether any other bird can replace Waldo. Hatebeak's future hangs in the balance, as this incident occurred on the first tour date in support of their upcoming Warner Brothers release.

A Warner Brothers executive was quoted as saying "We're confident Hatebeak will find a suitable replacement and have huge success with us in the future. This nonhuman vocalist trend is on the rise and Hatebeak will be here to spearhead it's rise!"

The pitbull duo of Caninus are currently being held in a local dog pound until the authorities finish their investigation into this matter. The band's human members could not be reached for comment prior to publication of this article.

Damage estimates from the small West Virginia club totally approximately $23,000.

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1. voodoo_child writes:

this has to be the most f***ed up band/story ever.

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2. wtf writes:

wtf?

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3. ora writes:

i dont think it tops mayhems story

# Apr 1, 2005 @ 10:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Jack writes:

I'm speechless..........this has to be the dumbest motherf***ing sh** i've ever read ! "This nonhuman vocalist trend is on the rise and Hatebeak will be here to spearhead it's rise!" that's f***ing funny!

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5. Jack writes:

hmmm.....Deathbringer did predict this was going to happen. Man but im stil laughing!

# Apr 1, 2005 @ 11:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Brian writes:

This is some dumb sh**. I think the animals are a gimmick. That is also some sick sh**.

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7. crewd writes:

This sounds like a joke. Maybe an April Fools joke!

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8. APRIL FOOLS writes:

YOU KNOW ITS APRIL FOOLS AND THIS CANNOT BE TRUE.......BUT ITS STILL FUNNY.

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9. liquid_pryo9 writes:

this has to be a f***ing joke, there is no one in there right who would make a bird the lead singer of a band

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10. voodoo_child writes:

this is hilarious. great job to whoever write it.

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11. rulin Madk writes:

Man this is some funny shiit!

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12. Retribution Denied writes:

Unfortunately this is true, check their website out!!!
They have a track of theirs available for download... mp3

http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek_content.html

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13. Bird Seeds of Vengeance... writes:

\m/

# Apr 1, 2005 @ 4:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. brokenwings13 writes:

Crap, that's funny.

Anywho, I hope he got his rabies shot.

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15. BiGG Perm writes:

i don't get it? what is this?

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16. SeiferothZero writes:

Hatebeak is real, unfortunately enough, and they do have a parrot for a "vocalist".

As for the eating thing, I dunno.

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17. brokenwings13 writes:

Hatebeak is a band. The story is a fake becasue of April Fool's Day.

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18. tom MSF writes:

...a parrot...

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 12:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Jack writes:

phew. . . i thought that was the sign of the apocalyps! though it's a joke it's still f***ing funny as hell !!

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20. brokenwings13 writes:

Do you want to see a sign of the apocalypse?

go to www.goatriders.org

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21. brokenwings13 writes:

GOATRIDERS OF THE APOCALYPSE!!!

www.goatriders.org

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