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Gwar's Oderus Urungus Offering Sex For Revolver Golden God Award Votes

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Oderus Urungus has taken the unprecedented step of pledging sex with anyone who votes for GWAR to win the 2011 Revolver Golden Gods award for Best Live Performance. GWAR is up against industry mega-weights like Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, Megadeth and Sevendust.

"Our show is reality...we don't know what you mean by live performance...we get attacked by dinosaurs while doing what we enjoy best---luring you to your death with our mutant metal--and then slaughtering you! Don't let this category be won by a band whose show is just as good as the millions they can spend on it, all for an hour and a half show......vote for the band where the show never stops! Vote for GWAR!!!!"

But as an added "perk" Oderus has pledged that anybody who votes for GWAR will receive a sexual act of some kind...once again it's better to let Oderus speak for himself.

"I pledge to have sex with anyone who votes for us. It will all be arranged thru the interweb, and on the next tour I will personally meet our supporters out behind the trash dumpsters and fuck them, suck them, whatever they want. If they don't want to do that, then I will have sex with something they own, like a dog, or a lunch-box. I will also be glad to rough-up anyone, ya know, smack ya around a bit, throw you in the garbage, hell even kick ya in the tummy....won't kill ya though...want you to be able to brag about it to your co-workers."

Fans can vote at this location.

Balsac the Jaws of Death, GWAR's steel-faced guitarist had this to say about his lead singers latest desperate attempt to get publicity:

"Oderus having sex with the fans behind the dumpster is nothing to brag about. It happens all the time. But please, please, don't let Sevendust beat us..."

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pinto_beans's avatar

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1. pinto_beans writes:

Sh!t how do I withdraw my vote?!

# Mar 31, 2011 @ 10:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Jenny's avatar

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2. Jenny writes:

LOL at pinto_beans. Well, don't bother yelling "Rape!" once Oderus drags you behind a dumpster, it'll just make him like it more. It was nice seeing you around the forms Sir. Lol.

# Mar 31, 2011 @ 10:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. 6(sic)6 writes:

Sweet, free sex.

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 12:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. ^ writes:

Yes, free sex...... from a man........

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 1:39 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. RTB writes:

Schtic aside, I hope they win...every metalhead should experience a gwar set atleast once in there lives

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 3:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Necrovomit writes:

i'd let him f*** my lunchbox

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 3:57 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. wilco writes:

free sex i am in

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 9:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. PANDA writes:

Ooh la la free sexual favours. (; I'm down with it, man. xD

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 9:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. deathbringer writes:

LMAO @ "But please, please, don't let Sevendust beat us..."

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 9:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. n0thinghead writes:

^^^ LFMAO!!!

i'd make him squeal like a little piggy while he suhcked my big o' cuban p3n15.

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 10:23 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Blindgreed1 writes:

Keep that alien peice of sh!t away from my dirty chimphole!

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 10:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Rychemn writes:

.....now where did I put that lunchbox I had in 3rd grade....hmmm....

# Apr 1, 2011 @ 11:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Dasher10 writes:

I thought this was one of the AF articles... This is ****ed up.

# Apr 3, 2011 @ 5:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Dasher10 writes:

And who voted for Sevendust just as a reaction to this?

# Apr 3, 2011 @ 5:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. xEdgeKidx writes:

Ive seen GWAR twice on my 18th and 19th bDay. I saw how Oderus does work to a dog and stuff, so i vote GWAR! I cant wait ;)

# Apr 4, 2011 @ 5:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
Jenny's avatar

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16. Jenny writes:

LOL at posts 13 and 14

# Apr 6, 2011 @ 9:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. OlafBerzerker writes:

if slymenstra was still around id be in .

# Apr 7, 2011 @ 1:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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