Destroyer 666 Comments On Canceled Tour Dates

Destroyer 666 has issued the following statement about being forced to cancel shows at the beginning of the band's current tour:

"Well, things are on track again, and the missed shows have been rebooked for the end of the tour as far as I know. Best check your local promoter as I've come to believe nothing and no one on this tour. Sadly, and I guess predictably, the gossiping retards that infest this planet have come to their own deranged ideas as to why we could not play.

"Its infuriating, but eventually laughable at just how gullible and stupid people can be. The truth of the matter is our driver who was supposed to turn up at 10am turned up at midnight. Plain, simple, mundane and,yes very annoying. Totally beyond our control. The first few days of this tour were some of the most agonizingly mismanaged Ive ever had the misfortune to be forced to be put thru.

"We've all been to shows that have been canceled, and its not great. Not as bad as a loved one getting gang raped by 13 Dobbermans, but not great no. And believe me, much worse for us. The amount of money we had to pay for this clusterfuck of a tour goes into the 1000s of EUROS. So our condolences to those who lost some petty cash and those who traveled some distance for the show. But there was simply nothing we could do about it.

"One painfully retarded drone wrote she would not support the band anymore due to believing we somehow and for some reason deliberately canceled the show for no good reason. For the record, if anyone other fuck knuckles wish to take this stance: PLEASE DO! Who would want such monkey brained zombies supporting them. However well intentioned. Folks who assume this kind of shit about the band, clearly have NO idea about how this band operates and the values it embraces. So ,please do us a favor and fuck yourself off. I do believe there are many churches in the US who love to have such easily led sheep join their fetid ranks."