Horse The Band Announces African Tour Dates

Horse The Band has issued the following statement about touring Africa:

"HORSE the band Reigns in Africa Tour. YES, a Toto reference turned into a spelling joke with a tri-fold meaning. We are touring Africa. Not just two fly-in shows in South Africa. We are driving around the whole country for 17 days bitch. We are playing 12 shows. We are playing in Mozambique. The dates are posted.

"As primarily 15-48 year-old Americans, you probably don't even know where Mozambique is. It is possibly not even a real place. But we are touring there, and people will be at the show. No AIDS jokes. We will not be doing any press for this tour. Actually, we are never going to do any press ever again. Feels lonely... having no peers. No one's living at the top. No one's at the fucking bottom.

"T-shirt ideas for tour: Meet me in Mozambique. (Circa Survive joke shirt) I'm in Maputo bitch. (I'm in Miami Bitch joke shirt) :DDDDDDDDDDD We are very excited and grateful for this experience."

Horse The Band's upcoming tour dates are as follows:

3/25 2010 Roar Observatory, Cape Town, South Africa
3/26 2010 TBC Stellenbosch, South Africa
3/27 2010 Wynberg Sports Club Wynberg, Cape Town, South Africa
3/30 2010 Pool City Port Elizabeth, South Africa
3/31 2010 The Union Grahamstown, South Africa
4/1 2010 Musos East London, South Africa
4/3 2010 Burn Durban, South Africa
4/5 2010 TBC Maputo, Mozambique
4/6 2010 Gil Antonio Maputo, Mozambique
4/8 2010 Full Moon Alternative Pretoria, South Africa
4/9 2010 The Black Dahlia Boksburg, South Africa
4/10 2010 Bells Sundowner Alberton, South Africa