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The Sign Of The Southern Cross Announces New Guitarist, Ryan Sturm

North Carolina's The Sign Of The Southern Cross has issued the following message welcoming their new guitarist, Ryan Sturm:

"It is truly my honor to introduce Ryan Sturm AKA "big perm," to yall! He's going to be raising hell with a rebel yell on the old guit-fiddle like you wouldn't fucking believe - so get ready to get your faces melted by his six streams of ass-kickery! Now that we've got a road ready crew, we'll be seeing all of you real soon!"

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3 Comments on "The Sign Of The Southern Cross Reveals Guitarist"

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1. Jamie White writes:

Get ready for your faces to melt....Big Perm is a long time friend and he shreds hard. This dude is very talented and always progressing. Get ready cause he is force to be reckoned with.

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2. Blindgreed1 writes:

Hey z, are these guys a cover band?

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3. bradispissed writes:

so we're letting any group of meth cookin' cousin f***ers name their sh** band after any sabbath song they want? i vote nay. be original, c***suckers

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