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WTF: Black Metal Cookies?

posted Nov 27, 2009 at 8:18 PM by deathbringer.  (12 Comments)

Photo of Immortal

Band Photo: Immortal (?)

If we had a daily WTF? post, this would qualify. Not much more to say. Just watch the video:

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12 Comments on "WTF: Black Metal Cookies?"

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1. WOAH writes:

lol that was hilarious whats the name of the song?

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 3:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Cynic writes:

I think this was what Varg was talking about? That aside the immortal parody bits were pretty hilarious.

The song is Immortal of course (only they could produce something so blast-beaty), but it's "One by One" from Sons of Northern Darkness.

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 4:44 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. b.bristowe writes:

Eh, either way, I'm sure these guys are into just as much metal as the next guy. A few people must have thought Black Metal could sell? I think Varg has been locked up too long and needs a bit of a reality check. Although if it drives him to make killer music then I guess I'm for it...

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 5:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. AbsoluteAggressor writes:

Awesome video. You all should check out their other black metal video, The one with the Jehovah's witnesses.

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 5:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. WOAH writes:

thanks i'm just starting to get into black metal

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 7:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. deathfreak writes:

That was sick.

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 8:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. deathbringer writes:

thanks for the song reference, Cynic :-)

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 10:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. オタク writes:

Dude, the one with the Jehova's Witnesses is f***ing hilarious!

# Nov 28, 2009 @ 11:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. spiral_architect writes:

this is a metal classic. death and black metal are about as scary to me as baking cookies. it's all good, clean fun. i found the cookie-baking interlude in which the bakers sit around watching mindless rappers on tv especially hilarious. when the cookies are done, the oven door opens, and it is true metal bliss again!

# Nov 29, 2009 @ 5:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. BlackenTheCursedSun writes:

That was f***ing hilarious! Hahaha

# Nov 29, 2009 @ 6:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. MetalFodder writes:

Funny sh**! Plus I love Immortal!! So that helps haha

# Dec 1, 2009 @ 12:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Former Regular writes:

haha, this is pretty good.

# Dec 2, 2009 @ 1:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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