Chemical Fingerprint Seeking New Full Time Drummer

Texas metallers Chemical Fingerprint have issued the following announcement about seeking a new drummer:

"My guess is this band is destined to go nowhere but nonetheless we are not giving up we are once again in search of a drummer. Though we enjoyed having Fred in the band he decided to exit the band and we respectfully accept his decision and wish him the best. Now Derrick, James and Ricky are continuing to write and are wanting to try out some drummers we are looking for some one fast with their feet (mostly) but a pure bad ass drummer age isn't really a problem just be 115% dedicated please we don't mind budheads and beer drinking but practice is for writing not partying. Also gotta have job (to support things like merch and road dawggin), transportation, own gear and please no ego's we are all equal in this band we all have a say. Now if this is cool for you and would like to try out then please contact us here.... Thank You"