Switch Off Safety Parts With Bassist

Montana metallers Switch Off Safety have issued the following announcement about parting ways with their bass player:

"DENNIS QUITS BAND!! He was in the band for a long time and i guess he just didnt wanna deal with it any more.he was mo longer having a good time and told us he was done find another base player.we have a couple in mind that would love to hook up, but it just fucken sucks we have to go threw member changes agin.i loved dennis as a brother and hope nothing but the best for him no matter what.but WTF.why would you wanna leave this monster?we put everything we got into our music and sometimes that includes our misery and fists. its not fucken easy by any means.it takes all of our free time years of practice and we got no fucken money or anything to show for it.its like being married to 5 fucken people.but as for me i love the stage and the people screaming back at me.thats means more to me then 25 pissy fuckens dollars a night. im in it for the guy that comes up to me after the show and says 'thats was fucken badass!' i dont like to argue with my brothers.good luck bro.and FUCK!!"