Testament Cancels New Zealand Show

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1. XWigglesX writes:

Hahahaha a circle pit full of sheep

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2. Jenny writes:

OK that was funny !

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3. Cynic writes:

Oi! ...but yes haha

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4. XWigglesX writes:

Pffffft at New Zealand. I'd hardly even call it a country!

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5. XWigglesX writes:

Pffffft at New Zealand. I'd hardly even call it a country! Hahahahaha

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6. Cynic writes:

Ahh, as our Prime Minister said back in the day "New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries." :P

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7. XWigglesX writes:

Hahaha good one! Hmm you have all that water....maybe you might just get a nice visit from the Australian Defence Force?

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8. Cynic writes:

Man the shearing sheds they're attacking! Haha, ah yes - hey at least we're not British (waits for Oz...)

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9. XWigglesX writes:

Good point. Those tea sipping, bucked tooth, scone munching c.........

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10. Terminator writes:

lol...australia v. new zealand: where the men f*** their sheep, and one look at their women shows you why!

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11. Kazae writes:

come on now us new zealanders are very unfourtunate ppl we get nothing ......

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12. XWigglesX writes:

That is a lie! All the sheep arseholes you could ever need!
Hahaha our woman are fine!

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13. Kazae writes:

i f***ing reakon the fine a$$ b****es there and well fine a$$ holes here wtfs gone wrong !!??

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14. Cynic writes:

Where you from Kazae? Trust me, down at Otago Uni when summer rolls round and the girls are out you would not be disappointed! They outnumber the guys by quite a bit too. Although yeah, if you can get passed the accent Aussie girls have it going to :P

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15. XWigglesX writes:

Lol did you just make fun of our accents? Haha say fish and chips!

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16. Kazae writes:

lol im from masterton cynic but i study music in auckland so i live here now and now i have my band up here i kinda have to stay lol

lol wiggles your a kool dude but sorry man when i met carpathian after they played i couldnt help but crack up at the difference of the voice onstage and offstage lol

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17. Cynic writes:

Haha, well I prefer fush and chups bro over feesh and cheeps mate!

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18. Kazae writes:

haha f***ing fush and chups bro chur mate lol kiwi as f***

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19. XWigglesX writes:

Besides you two the only thing I like from New Zealand is the Kiwi Fruit, The Dead Walk! and those funny little birds

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20. Diamond Oz writes:

Sorry I'm late guys.

OI!!!

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21. XWigglesX writes:

Pfffft have a real go! Hahahaha

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22. Cynic writes:

Haha, brilliant entry Oz! Well over here it's about half-12 at night and I'm listening to Gorguts while trying to study. Not a great idea, since Gorguts tests a normal humans willpower at the best of times. Seriously, I've only ever managed to sit through the song "Clouded" a few times in my life. Whoops went off on a tangent there, I meant to say I'm shattered and hitting the hay, night multinational gang!

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23. XWigglesX writes:

Hahaha well we will continue this debate tomorrow.

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24. XWigglesX writes:

So I was thinking. New Zealand may suck. But, at least they don't have Tasmania. Or the deep south like America haha! And one more, they aren't a bunch of p***ies like the French. Have you ever seen a Maroi fight!?

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25. Haha writes:

Yeah they fight dirty as lol

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26. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Sh!t! I wish I was here earlyer. One thing NZ DOES have is LOTR!
And at least people are smart there instead of here(America)

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27. That_One_Guy writes:

Now now, not all Americans are idiots...

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28. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Ya, it's just TOG, he's the idiot, keeps givin us a bad name, what with all his ignorance and being a pig and all...lol

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29. That_One_Guy writes:

Lmao....

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30. That_One_Guy writes:

Yeah, 2 Finnish people hate me. My life is over.. *sobs*

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31. Jenny writes:

I COMPLETELY agree with post 27, but just for laughs, here's a little generalization I leaned in German class, so don't get made at me :D "If you speak 2 languages you're bilingual, if you speak 3 languages you're trilingual, if you speak one language, you're American." Baw-ha-ha-ha!

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32. That_One_Guy writes:

*Raises one eyebrow* I speak 2 languages (Spanish being the other one).

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33. That_One_Guy writes:

But good joke though, lol. Unfortunately, a lot of Americans only do know one language though. It's sad.

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34. Jenny writes:

T.O.G. : I know you speak more than one language, it's a GENERALIZATION from Germany. European countries always get a kick out of it...

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35. Jenny writes:

Oh, you posted before me dammit LOL

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36. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, it's okay. :P

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37. Fuck_A_Name writes:

i speak one launguage and im f***in proud of it! If only hte rest of the world would catch up to us americans. the English do a pretty good attempt at speaking english as good as us, but they still sound funny, it's like listening to a three year old blabber on. ;D

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38. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol... you mean "as well as us"? ;P

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39. Jenny writes:

Yeah, the way they talk is rubbish :D

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40. Fuck_A_Name writes:

NO! It's whatever i say it is TOG! That's the beauty of the american language; it never has to follow it's own grammatical rules!

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41. Jenny writes:

In addition to that, Americans seem to think they're right about everything if they talk louder: once again, a funny generalization from Europe. :)

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42. Fuck_A_Name writes:

WELL U KNOW WHAT? EUROPE IS STUPID! AMERICANS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW PLAYING ACDC- HELL'S FVCKING BELL'S YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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43. That_One_Guy writes:

Lmao, F.A.N. You're a riot. :)

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44. Jenny writes:

Haha.
NP: "Versus The World" -Amon Amarth

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45. XWigglesX writes:

Rednecks

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46. Kazae writes:

lets review what we have learned here, french are p***ies, americans are dumb, aussies say feesh and cheeps, finish ppl cant take a joke and new zealanders f*** sheep, not bad

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47. Jenny writes:

I'm Hispanic.

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48. Jenny writes:

LOL Kazae :D

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49. XWigglesX writes:

Hahaha very educational!

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50. XWigglesX writes:

You forgot about British people just being generally sh**!

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51. bbristowe writes:

What about the English?

I had a buddy come out from New Zealand to visit and play rugby, we called him Kiwi. Was a f***in great guy. My girlfriend went to New Zealand for a rugby tour. I went to the U.K. and I didn't have any problem with any accents and I went to Ireland scotland and England. Although when I asked my billet for the bathroom they looked at me pretty stunned.

Also, if you thought Indian people owned a lot of quick stop store over here, you should try Ireland.

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52. Cynic writes:

quick stop store... hehe, here we call them "dairy's". Wow so you actually know what rugby is that's cool - the naming thing is funny because when we had a Canadian import player in our highschool rugby team we just called him Canada.

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53. XWigglesX writes:

Rugby is for thugs. AFL (Australian football) is for deadbeat morons and Soccer is for hooligans

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54. Diamond Oz writes:

It's not Soccer, it's Football (cue the hatred!)

I gotta say, the U.K. is a sh**pit to be fair. It'll never win the award for most civilized country in the world, contrary to popular beliefs. We're too busy over here with knives and learning about guns to worry about sterotypes :P

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55. Terminator writes:

^ you guys should at least learn about dental care, though!

american football is better than soccer, baseball is better than cricket, college basketball is better than pro and hockey's the ultimate sport. oh yeah, golf sucks.

this summer i spent two weeks in colorado helping my uncle build a house. while i was there, i went to a poker tournament at a local bar. i showed up in my construction clothes after work, and low and behold, it was a charity tournament for this rugby team and was very formal. i cant remember the last time i was around so many prissy, preppy, snotty and stupid pricks.

now playing: jekyll and hyde - transformation (i've been on a broadway musical kick for about two weeks now and cant shake it)

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56. Diamond Oz writes:

The thing is, British teeth isn't as bad as it's portrayed to be. Alot of us just don't care as much as Americans seem to and we don't get dental work done at every opportunity.

FOOTBALL is superior to American Football in every way, both baseball and cricket are boring and lame, I've never watched college basketball but I like pro and hockey is badass. I love boxing too.

I've never been in the same place as a rugby team or anything, I like rugby and enjoyed the world cup last year but I wouldn't say I'm a die hard fan. I've been drinking with professional wrestlers before and those guys are usually really nice.

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57. Terminator writes:

keep in mind it was an american rugby team.

when was a kid, i played soccer for about 13 years. i only played flag and regular american football for about 4 years. both are fun to play, but i prefer watching american football rather than soccer. we dont get very many soccer matches broadcast here either, so i cant really pick up on it when im rarely exposed to it. chelsea v. carlsberg was the last match i watched.

have you ever seen arena football oz?

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58. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol, Carlsberg is a beer and they sponser Liverpool, chances are it was Chelsea vs Liverpool that you got broadcast. As a die hard Queens Park Rangers supporter I'm sworn to hate Chelsea.

What's arena football?

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59. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

holy sh!t! I'm rolling...I have to say soccer(american way of saying football. We have our sh!t football, but that's just my oppinion)and rugby are awsome....most of our sports kind of suck.

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60. XWigglesX writes:

Hey I like golf! Well not so much watching other people play it. Nice and calm. But on the other hand I love watching ice hockey because I like the fights haha. The only good thing about soccer are the riots

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61. Cynic writes:

Lol, here in NZ rugby is the law. The only kids who play soccer are the ones who aren't athletic enough to play rugby haha, not a dig or anything that's just the way it is. No idea what American rugby teams are like terminator.

Did you know the Slayer song Scrum is about rugby? (I like to inject metal into conversations where I can :P)

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62. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Cynic: Your from NZ? I didn't know that/ Wiggles: Still haven't got a reply from you. I emaild you a few days ago...
I agree about the riots in soccer. soccer fans are just as crazy(or dare I say more)as(than?) metalheads.

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63. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

my schools rugby team is mainly metalheads or druggies...can somebody explain to me the connection?

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64. XWigglesX writes:

Are you sure? It said it sent. I'll send another haha. Ah probably all in the team because they like to fight!

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65. Cynic writes:

Yep, born and raised - where are you from drummer?

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66. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Madison fvcking wisconsin, USA
nerd moment: did you get to see any of the LOTR world premiers?

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67. Fuck_A_Name writes:

American football is WAAAAYYY better than "Rest of the world" footbal hahaha
It uses more strategic plays, and it has tons more physical violence, so for me, FOOTBALL! Not Soccer, is the king.

Oh, yeah, and I'm an ignorant American, so I'm bred and raised to hate soccer lol

What exactly IS rugby anyway? I always thought it was like football but more violent and with less rules, but I'm pretty sure I'm wrong on that one. :p

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68. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

that's what I got out of it. The rules are confusing as fvck, but it's fun to watch. I think I don't like football cause I live in Madison and there are a bunch of drunk sh!theads who go to all the Badgers games. They start tailgating for a night game before noon for crying out fvck!

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69. Cynic writes:

Lol well in rugby you don't wear any pads or helmets... the rules are probably a little more confusing as to what you can and can't do. You don't get breaks every 15 seconds like in American Football either lol.

Does it get very cold in Wisconsin?

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70. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

It gets cold as SH!T in wisconsin! a few times we had school canceled, not because of the snow, but because it was so cold out. I think it was as cold as norway one of the days, but I can't remember. As I've always said: Wisconsin is the scandinavia of the Midwest. We have deep, dark forests, freezing temperatures, and kickass black metal!

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71. Cynic writes:

Lol, awesome. I hope to see more of the world soon but plan to work for a few years out of uni to try and pay of my student loan, I'd love to visit America one day too.

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72. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

eh, don't come to the midwest, it's pretty, but not that fun...

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73. Cynic writes:

Lol thanks for the heads up haha. I suppose America is such a huge place anyway it'd be like visiting Europe if you travelled everywhere. Anyone guess where my avatar comes from??

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74. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

a goat?
not really. the problem with the US is that we have no good mass transportation...

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75. Cynic writes:

Lol, yes well.. yes a mountain goat to be precise haha but it comes from the cover of an awesome doom band... they have goat in their name too.

Hmm wouldn't have guessed that - you mean around cities?

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76. XWigglesX writes:

I'd like to hit New York! I think it would be a great place to see. And Italy. And I'd love to visit all the old Aztec and Maya ruins.

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77. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Cynic: Well, around cities we have busses(smaller places like Madison) but in places like New York and Boston have a pretty good train system. But I don't think there is a good around-the-country mass transportation thing...

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78. Fuck_A_Name writes:

The whole no transportation system thing is cause it's so widespread. It's not like Europe, where most of the major good countries are more or less horizontal to each other, everything goes in all directions; problem is, there's nothin in any of those directions to see. :p

A lot of people say here in florida is awesome because of all the beaches, the weather, and the hot chicks in bikini's, but then again Sweden has legal prostitution lol

besides my lovely state, I would suggest Alaska, the place is literally breathtaking at times, just cold as f***. Everywhere else I've been in this country though has pretty much sucked.

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79. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I want to go to the Chugach range in alaska and go heli-snowboarding. The problem is that it's to fvckin expensive!

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80. Terminator writes:

cynic - your avatar is part of the album "obscura" by gorguts. that's a wierd, unsettling, motherf***er of an album lol!

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81. Terminator writes:

LMAO Oz!!! f*** if i know beer from a city, im an american remember ;)

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82. XWigglesX writes:

Yeah because Americans are idiots! Lol lol lol lol

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83. Cynic writes:

Ah - it was! Can you see my new mountain goat avatar? Yeah the old one was Gorguts though (cool cover, so weird too..). Obscura is one of metals gems, it's the weirdest album ever.

Oh yep drummer, so I guess you fly everywhere then?

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84. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

hey! I'm an American!
I think a lot of Americans are idiots, so I can't complain....

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85. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

oh, yeah...I do whenever i go on a long trip...

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86. That_One_Guy writes:

Cynic, on my computer your avatar is still the old one, but I'm still gonna take a few stabs at what your new avatar may be, with "goat" in the band name.. there's Goatsnake, Goatwhore, and Goatsblood are the bands I know of with "goat" in the name. Any of those correct?

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87. Cynic writes:

Oh I just posted in another thread that no-one guessed it! Yep it was Goatsnake!

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88. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol Carlsberg isn't a bad beer either :P

And with regards to F.A.N.'s statement about American Football versus Football... f*** you! :P

I'm the f***in master of comebacks! :P

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89. XWigglesX writes:

Americans drink petrol because they think it will make them walk longer.

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90. Diamond Oz writes:

I drink petrol and eat charcoal but that's because I'm a REAL man!

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91. XWigglesX writes:

No wonder your teeth are f***ed.

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92. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Post 90: I drink powerthirst :)
made with lightning...REAL LIGHTNING!!!

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93. Jenny writes:

^lol no wonder you were sick haha. :)

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94. XWigglesX writes:

400 BABIES!
Man I love that video!

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95. Diamond Oz writes:

Very droll Wiggles, but good :P

I wanna know which came first, Powerfirst or Bawndo?

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96. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

they'll be deported back to kenya!(answer to post 94)

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97. XWigglesX writes:

Haha any chance I get I'll make fun of English people. No doubt. Or Americans. They suck more. Hahahahaha

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98. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

hey!
It's still fun to make fun of myself...:)

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99. That_One_Guy writes:

Cynic, Goatsnake rules...

Now playing: Goatsnake - "Easy Greazy"

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100. Cynic writes:

Yes they do, "Portraits of Pain" is awesome. I've changed my avatar again though... American BM artist?

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101. XWigglesX writes:

BM is for p***ies hahahaha just kidding.
But, calm down Cynic. Don't worry you'll never run out of fresh sheep arses :p

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