Tom Morello is a hack and I hope his bus flips over on the way to the first gig and he's crushed in the engine somewhere. That would make me happy. If Tom Morello died slowly bleeding out on the side of the road somewhere alone and afraid, you know, like, in a LOT of pain, like SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER for HOURS with nobody stopping to help him, that would be good enough for me. Actually, to have vultures peck at his eyes while he's still alive enough to feel pain. Then it would be sweet if a pack of wild jackals came and ate his legs before he died. Then when he finally dies (yay!) he'll be reincarnated as my underwear so he can live another life smelling nothing but my rank taco farts and my stinky nuts.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 9:29 AM ET | IP Logged

If I lived in my mom's basement, I wouldn't have a lot to be angry at, now would I? You'd feel stupid if you could see my house, my girlfriend, and my three kids, wouldn't you?

Oz, the only reason I post other than to piss people off is to make people laugh. A broad sense of humor is something everyone wants yet nobody wants to work at it. What's funny is I wasn't angry when I posted that. Morello sucks my grandpa's balls.

# Oct 1, 2008 @ 9:06 AM ET | IP Logged

The only thing I ever learned from my dad was to have an alarming lack of restraint. Putting someone off-kilter is the best thing you can to for someone. Put them in a state of mind where they're forced to think of something they don't want to think about. For instance, Rosie O'Donnell, Colin Powell, and Michael Moore having a baby oil wrestling match where it ends in a three-way scumf*** orgy.

tour bus flip. Cliff is dead and Morello tours. You f***ers should be upset about this.

# Oct 7, 2008 @ 4:03 PM ET | IP Logged