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Avenged Sevenfold Cancels Rest of Tour, Resumes Tour in October

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Citing vocal strain for M. Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold has cancelled the remaining shows of their current US tour with Shadows Fall and co-headlining dates with Buckcherry. They will be begin touring again October 15 in Osko, Japan and will begin touring again in the US in November with Buckcherry and Saving Abel beginning November 4.

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1. inhatredofme writes:

best news all day!

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 8:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. omfq. writes:

omfq i love a7x one of my farorite bands and i can't believe this in like so freakinq mad ! =[

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 9:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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# Sep 11, 2008 @ 9:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. Red writes:

Another chat thread, we have too much right now LOL

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 10:00 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. FocusShift writes:

That's what he gets for singing like a f***tard. Irony though.

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 11:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Ex_Infernus writes:

Agreed with FocusShift. He can't sing worth a jar of cat piss.

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 2:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. Sharp writes:

Dude can sing in more styles then your prospective new hair cut
sucks to hear cuz i had some tickets

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 2:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Detmetal20 writes:

No, this dude cannot sing...ive tried to listen to him sing, and i almost puked, it was horrible.

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 2:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. MetallicPunk writes:

Wow that sucks I hope M.Shadows gets to feeling better,and yes its obvious I like them so say whatever cause I dont care what you think.

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 2:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. FocusShift writes:

I liked them, before they got into the whole "we're the biggest f***ing thing to happen to metal ever" persona that they have going. I liked them as a metalcore band and even City of Evil wasn't bad (minus the Axl Rose moments Shadows had on the cd). But their self-titled was just sh** that a band whose too into themselves made.

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 4:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. thedevilwearsprada writes:

this freaking sucks, cant Shadows at least get a replacement for the shows hed miss?that makes alot more sense than cancelling every freaking show because of something like this

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 4:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Citing vocal strain for M. Shadows...

That's what happens you suck c*** backstage everynight and then go out and sing. Doesn't this guy know anything?

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 5:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. sdalh writes:

are they gonna come back later and do a concert for the dates cancelled?

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 5:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. bbristowe writes:

Corrosive Semen. Who would have thought?

# Sep 11, 2008 @ 6:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. theharpy writes:

No word yet if they are going to make up the shows or not. Just that "M. Shadows" feels very badly about it.

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 7:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. XWigglesX writes:

I don't want to work tomorrow.

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 8:20 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. godlike writes:

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# Sep 12, 2008 @ 11:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Kalis_wrath writes:

My kitty sings better tham M Shadows!

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 1:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Kalis_wrath writes:

than*

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 1:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. godlike writes:

I bet it does.. ;-)

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 1:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. Jenny writes:

22 ^_^

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 6:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. Red writes:

Who's p***y sings better than Mr Shadows ?

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 7:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. godlike writes:

Supposedly, Kalis_'s kitty sings better ;)

Hey Jenny..... glad you found the chatroom ! hows school goin..?

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 8:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. Jenny writes:

I read all the chats, I just don't put in all the time :) school is OK, the days aren't dragging yet...at least not now. Honors American Literature is fine, but I'm worried about my drafting class.
Anything interesting going on in your weekend?

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 8:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. Jenny writes:

And for the record, my dog sings WAY better :)

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 8:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. godlike writes:

Jenny - a drafting class huh.... kudos to you, the aspiring architect..!!

as for my weekend..? Nothing planned except the usual afternoon jam session with my buddy the drummer..... thats always good for a few hours of enjoyment..!!

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 8:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. Jenny writes:

Godlike: Better than my weekend: I got work to do. Speaking of jam sessons, I heard the saddest thing in math class yesterday: a one guy asked another kid if he knew who Megadeth was...that's SAD lol

Now Playing: W.A.S.P -Animal (f*** Like A Beast)

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 8:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. godlike writes:

yeah Jenny... thats kinda upsetting to think of someone that isnt aware of Megadeth..!?!

Ive always been kinda partial to Megadeth over Metallica... at least after MoP..!! that is until Dave Complain became such a whiner !

W.A.S.P huh.... now thats some old school metal there.... seen ol Blackie and the band back in the 80s.... what a show..!! I really like the tune Mean Man... and there cover of the Who's The Real Me is phenominal..!!

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 9:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* You guys know I mdant my kitty (my daughter) Eris!

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 9:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. godlike writes:

yeah, I was aware of that ;-) ..... but I just couldnt resist..!

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 9:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

YAY! this is our new chat thread!(though Dimmu kicks A7X's ass) we should still keep Dimmu for as long as possible. W.A.S.P. is also awsome. Lol'ed at godlike's p***y joke :)

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 10:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. Kalis_wrath writes:

I know Godlike, I was just trying to send ya on a guilt trip.

# Sep 12, 2008 @ 10:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. bbristowe writes:

3 cheers for megadeth.

I was pulled over today with a lot of pot in my friends car. I'm now a registered criminal in Canada!!!

*high five*


not.....

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 3:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. godlike writes:

mornin every1

mhd101 - some of the regulars are posting from cellphones... so its truly kinda hard for them to keep postin on such long threads as the Dimmu story..!?!

Kalis_ - Ive been vacationing on a guilt trip for years.... I shouldnt have to deal with it here among friends too...
I knew what you were talking about... but as youve pointed out before, my mind is comfy and at home in the gutter...!! :-)

bbristowe - that truly SUCKS...!!! sorry to hear that.... did they let you keep the pot..??


Y&T - I'll keep on Believin

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 8:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. Jenny writes:

YAY the new thread! Woot.

Godlike: Hey man! Btw. I wrote this on the Dimmu thread too, but I checked out Raging Slab...good stuff. I'll see if I can hear more tracks. Have you heard of a band called Hardcore Superstar?? (I just found out about them through my drafting teacher)

b.bristrowe: I don't know you very well but I'm on your side, that sucks!

Kalis: How have you been?

Metalheaddrummer101: Found the thread eh? Now we just need Riff_Master. As for school, Math sucks balls!

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 3:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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36. Kalis_wrath writes:

Godlike, you know I am only joking around... I hope.

Jen, I have been doing good. Looking forward to tommrow as my beloved brother Sven, the love of my life and I are going to the Palyup fair. Hope to find a spike collar or bracelet. You?

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 3:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. Jenny writes:

Sounds like fun, hope you have a nice time. Good luck with finding a good accessory with spikes on it :) Uh, I've never heard of this Palyup Fair...

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 4:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. godlike writes:

Kalis_ - of course I knew;-)

Jenny - I guess I'll be checkin out Hardcore Superstar..!!

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 7:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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39. Kalis_wrath writes:

Oops! Puallyp fair is what I meant to type. Can someone explain why a fair has better spikes than Crap Topic?

Godlike, good! :)

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 8:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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40. That_One_Guy writes:

........41.

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 8:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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41. Jenny writes:

That_One_Guy: I'm ahead of you heh heh :)

Kalis: thanx for clearin' that up! Fairs can be fun and they have really cool stuff. Can't answer your question though, I haven't entered a Hot Topic in forever...

Godlike: Hope ya enjoy 'em!

Now Playing: "Defying The Rules" -Hibria

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 8:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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42. That_One_Guy writes:

Ahead of me? In what? Just curious, I'm a bit confuzzled.

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 8:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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43. Red writes:

Who gave a head to whom ?

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 9:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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44. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, I'm not sure... *raises one eyebrow quizzically*

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 9:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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45. Red writes:

Well it's not you for certain, you would have felt it *looks around to see if anybody has the answer*

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 10:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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46. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol! Yes, I imagine I would have felt something like that. But I think she meant that she was ahead of me in counting..? I don't know. Either way.... 47!

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 10:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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Red, how be my niece?

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 10:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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48. Red writes:

Well she smiles a lot but since yesterday she is in a intensive growth session so she drinks all the time. My girlfriend has become a walking fridge. That must be frustrating...but she is well, she's a very tall baby, she is soooooooo curious....but she keeps on farting, burping, peeing and pooing. But it's ok because when I change her diaper she makes the cutest toothless smiles EVER. And how are you ?

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 10:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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49. Kalis_wrath writes:

Awww! I am glad she is powering on! I am sure you have learned a hazmat suit is not a bad idea. I am also glad she is being breast fed well. That helps a babies brain develop better. I am well. I am hopeing to sleep tonight. I always get excited to see my brother Sven. I can't wait till he has time to join us here. How are you?

# Sep 13, 2008 @ 10:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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50. lunafish92 writes:

THIS SUX i was suposto see them in st louis on the 20th I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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51. Kalis_wrath writes:

^If you want to continue to be an A7X fan, get used to dissapointment.

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 12:30 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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52. KORNDOGG writes:

I like one song by them

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 12:37 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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53. Red writes:

I like one song from them but it's actually not out yet, it's called swansong...

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 7:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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54. godlike writes:

Ive been waiting for the that song too..^^^

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 8:54 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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55. Jenny writes:

Hello!

That_One_Guy: Yes, I meant counting! I get bored really easy what can I say?

Red: You dirty dog you LOL *Jenny's eyes shift very quickly left and right*

I dunno much about Avenged Sevenfold, but they never seemed appealing to me and the video for "Beast and the Harlot" was stupid. As for a song with an exelent music video, I have to go with "Seize The Day." Although I don't listen to them much (not at all) one song I do like is "Sidewinder" mainly because the ending that starts at 4:44 is awesome. They have talent.

...56...

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 3:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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56. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

so is this the new 'Dimmu Thread'? if it is, everybody stay here! does anybody know about the band Arsis? I just got 'We Are The Nightmare' and it kicked ass!

...57...
What!? no A7X insulting names this time? *andrew goes sad*

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 6:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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57. Red writes:

Oh shoot, sorry pal, here you go. Avenge sevenfold sucks so much a$$ that the sales of toilet paper as gone down 50 % in the states...

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 7:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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58. Red writes:

On the other hand, the use of water as gone down mostly because in the states people flush 50% less because avenge sevenfold sucks so much a$$ and eat sh** all the time...so that makes them full of sh**...what ? They7 are trying to save the planet *Red looks around to see if anybody bought it *

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 7:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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59. Jenny writes:

a$$ended sh!ttingfold!!!! Bawhaha.

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 7:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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# Sep 14, 2008 @ 8:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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61. Red writes:

Lol

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 8:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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62. ZT writes:

Hey guys, what's up? Man, this headache hurts like a sonofab****......


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# Sep 14, 2008 @ 9:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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headackes SUCK..!!

I was just surfin Youtube...an watching some old videos...I just found out that the former singer for Jason Bonhams band "Bonham" a guy named Daniel Macmaster died back in March :-(
That guys voice was amazing...!!

Bonham - Change of a Season

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 9:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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64. bbristowe writes:

"so is this the new 'Dimmu Thread'? if it is, everybody stay here! does anybody know about the band Arsis? I just got 'We Are The Nightmare' and it kicked ass!

...57...
What!? no A7X insulting names this time? *andrew goes sad*"

Arsis is the greatest band ever. You should check out their first cd too. But whatever you do, don't check out their second album. It was a st.anger.

# Sep 14, 2008 @ 10:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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65. Jenny writes:

Is Jenny in school right now?! *Jenny looks around* Guten Morgen everyone!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 10:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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66. godlike writes:

a fine mornin to all..!!

yes mhd101 - a7x threads have been the regular chatroom for awhile now.. but dont tell db that I said that ;-)

Jenny - its nice to see that your concentrating on school work while your there.. ;-)

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# Sep 15, 2008 @ 12:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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67. Kalis_wrath writes:

Kali is soooo sore! I wonder how many miles I walked at the fair yesterday? No decent spikes, but had fun anyway.

How is everyone?

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 12:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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68. godlike writes:

great here..!


69

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 12:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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69. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

godlike why do you always get 69??

lol at post 14 and 59

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 3:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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70. godlike writes:

ahhhh.... Ive often wondered that myself.... perhaps its just cause Im "godlike"..?
I was born in 69 too.... so that makes it even cooler..!!

hey.... does anyone remember the poster that went by "the antihippy".... he was from Australia Im thinking....kind of a younger kid.... funnier than hell.... we had a blast posting on a couple Lacuna Coil threads long ago...

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 3:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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71. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”

St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator.....

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 3:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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72. godlike writes:

LOL..!!!!!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 4:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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73. Txmetalhead writes:

Shadows really needs vocal training..this is not the first time he has "strained" his voice...more like blew it out.
Aside from that, though, this is great news!! haha

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 4:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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74. Kalis_wrath writes:

Awesome joke LM!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 5:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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75. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

post 74: you just owned a7x in the face! that was awsome...pore Kalis: not getting good spikes. I feel wierd for admiting it, but I got tripp pants at ht. Their comfey, btw.

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 5:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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76. Red writes:

LOL at Lm's joke

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 6:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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77. Jenny writes:

Well everyone else read my mind after I read LM's joke: "LOL"

Metalheaddrummer101: you still have pants?! You need to do something about that lol

78

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 6:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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78. Red writes:

Well you can't just leave you balls hanging out in open air. These things are fragile. And if you let them hang, they will eventually scrape the floor, and that will hurt. so Kudos for pants

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 8:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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79. Red writes:

Where the f*** is everybody tonight...bastards

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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80. Diamond Oz writes:

I'm here Red but only for a second as I'm going to bed in a minute,

What's up everyone?

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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81. godlike writes:

hey... Im here..!!

an hells yeah... I agree.... Pants are where its at..!!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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82. godlike writes:

Good night Oz.... Damn it must be a late one... or perhaps I should say an early one..!?!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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83. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am home and fvckin happy about it! My boss was being a fvckin a$$hole! Anyone able to help cheer me up?

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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84. Red writes:

Yeah there must be like 16 hours difference between us...good night Oz
And not much is up, except that I am bored

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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85. Jenny writes:

Uh, about the whole pants thing, it was just messing around is all. And for the record, I'm the one always wondering where everyone is at!

Btw. Diamond Oz, nice new Avatar.

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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86. Jenny writes:

Kalis, I'm bored, tell me what an a$$ your boss is being!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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87. Red writes:

Well not tonight my friend, not tonight

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88. Red writes:

Let's start a subject now :hum let's see hpw about : The spectra and variability of accreting black holes

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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89. godlike writes:

Well Kalis_, I guess you could read LMs joke again..!?!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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90. godlike writes:

Damn.... I started my post.... to reply to Kalis's # 84 and all of a sudden its at 90 already....

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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91. Jenny writes:

Your not the only one who gets beat Godlike :) One time I was typing so slow, like 5 post came on before mine did!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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92. Kalis_wrath writes:

It kinda helped Godlike.

Today felt like Make Elizabeth feel like sh** for no reason! I have done nothing but work my a$$ off for him and due to me his store no longer looks like sh**! The moment I got in he though that jokeing about fireing me was f***ing funny and got mad at me when I got off work while waiting for my love to pick me up for not saying hi to a custy and telling them of the sale. I DON'T WORK FOR FREE a$$hole!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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93. Red writes:

yeah that happens...hey wait it ended up right where I wanted it...I'm the fastest dude on earth

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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94. Jenny writes:

Ouch...I thought I had something to b!+ch about today...guess not.

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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95. Kalis_wrath writes:

I couldnt believe it! Hope whatever bug crawled up his arse dies!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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96. godlike writes:

Sorry Kalis_ ...Men can be such fargin iceholes sometimes...!!

as for being slow when posting...?
I have this habit of proof reading my posts for errors..Damn me, and my grammar school A's..!!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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97. Red writes:

just pretend that you are french canadian, then all mistakes are excised

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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I would also like to add that I have done alot of stuff off the clock for him and he knows it. Thought that it was appreciated, but I guess he thinks I should just do it. No more I say! I am going to document every second of it now if that is the way he is going to be. I am starting to feel better now...

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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99. Red writes:

Yeah and you could put some drugs in his car and call the cops

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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100. godlike writes:

OK, Red... now that might be going a "little" far....?

I was thinking she could take some home made treats to work and lace his with X Lax..!?!

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101. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Jenny Said: Uh, about the whole pants thing, it was just messing around is all. And for the record, I'm the one always wondering where everyone is at!

If anybody was wondering about what she said to my post, it's this inside joke that we have about a sertain random email...just don't ask :)

Sh!t! I was gone for a while, wasn't I?

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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102. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ahahahahaha!!!!!! If he goes too far Red and doesn't stop the crap I may take your advice.

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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103. Kalis_wrath writes:

Godlike, good idea. Maybe some Midol with it too?

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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104. Red writes:

See that's me, solutions for extreme situations. I figure that everybody will give advice for normal suck nuts situations but my speciality is taking care of business permanently. You need a guy like that, and I'm that guy. My business card says it : Dr.Red Call and it's over for somebody...10% off if you videotape it and send it to me...

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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105. Dark_Funeral writes:

damn i'm late to this thread but YES.
f*** off a7x. stay in your hole and never come out. lol

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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106. Kalis_wrath writes:

Thats why you make for a great friend Red!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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107. Red writes:

Yes, well of course it's free for you guys, other wise I want smarties....

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 9:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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108. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hey, I love Smarties! They rock even as an adult!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 10:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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109. godlike writes:

ah yes....Red is definatly the man for the job..!!
Perhaps, I should've asked for some revenge advice earlier this summer ;-)
Maybe, I wouldve ended up feeling better about the way things ended..!!

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 10:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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110. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* Maybe Godlike.

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 10:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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111. godlike writes:

I guess its never too late...... or is it..?

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 10:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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112. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

wow...I have no idea about what's going on...

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 10:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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113. Kalis_wrath writes:

I don't know. Both put you through alot Godlike.

# Sep 15, 2008 @ 10:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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114. godlike writes:

mornin...!

Just so ya'll know ahead of time.... chances look pretty good that I will be leaving sometime this weekend or early part of next week... to go on the road...which will begin my new career of driving over the road.... not sure how long I will be gone at any given time...?

So...., if my posts are less frequent.... dont think that I died or anything...!! Of course, knowing just how many sh^tty drivers there are on Americas highways.... I cant really say that something drastic happening isnt totally out of the question..!?!

Kalis_ - yes they both put my through hell.... and one still is...!!
but, the only postive thing is that the one thats not in my life anymore is surely going through her own hell everyday...! I never told you, that her husband purchased surveilence cameras for their home.... so he could watch over her, while he's at work.... hahahahahahahaa ironic that her favorite show is Bog Brother huh..??

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115. That_One_Guy writes:

That's very ironic indeed. Damn I hate that show. And Survivor. Actually I hate most reality TV.. I just don't get what's so appealing about it.

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116. godlike writes:

ooops... that should read "Big" Brother in the last sentence...!!

yeah, I HATE all reality TV shows.... then again... I dont watch alot of TV anyway.... history channel, NFL and of course the shows Weeds is a must...!!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 12:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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117. That_One_Guy writes:

I've never seen Weeds.. but I don't have HBO.. or cable or satellite.. just the ol' rabbit ears for me. :( So of course I don't watch much TV.

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 12:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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118. godlike writes:

ah ha.... but if you have high speed internet... there are websites out there that have every movie or tv show you'd wanna watch..!!
check out - surfthechannel.com
or - watchtvsitcoms.com

Both of these sites have TV shows, movies or music whatever your tastes are..... and the best thing of all is that its free...
For the last six months Ive watched all the new movies, that I want to see, on my computer before they are even released on video.... thanks to all those people that sneak recorders into the theatres... ;-)

I had never seen Weeds either.... but I watched a couple episodes and it became an addiction... because of those websites....now I'm caught up and watching season 4's newest episodes..

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 12:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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119. godlike writes:

I guess, I didnt realize that your another Iowan.... thats cool...!!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 12:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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120. That_One_Guy writes:

I could watch movies and TV shows online, but I've only got dial-up (I'm left in the dark ages, I know), so it would take ages for anything to load.

And yeah, I'm from Iowa too. :)

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 12:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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121. godlike writes:

dial-up = BUMMER..!!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 1:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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122. Jenny writes:

I hardly even watch t.v. at all! Thing good is ever on...

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 2:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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123. Kalis_wrath writes:

Cell phones are worse than dial up!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 2:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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124. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I'm with Jenny. I only like Discovery Channel, National Geographic, and metalocalypse

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 3:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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125. godlike writes:

Kalis_ - I left a comment for you in #115...!! hahaha I still laugh everytime I think of it ;-)

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 4:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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126. Kalis_wrath writes:

Oops! Read it now Godlike. Well, I don't know he was over reacting with that. Did she find out after the fact?

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 4:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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kali, you WANT the bug to stay alive in his a$$ so it tortures him, but then id feel bad for the bug...

godlike, sorry about the sh*tty drivers on our highways, that was me and my bros, lol

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 4:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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128. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

goddamn, its been a long a$$ time since i misspelled my own name.

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 4:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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129. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Unfortunately his torture is everyones. It sucks sometimes!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 5:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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130. godlike writes:

LM77 cracks me up again...LOL..!!

Kalis_ - Im not really sure if thats over reacting or just a perfect example of a husband that cant and shouldnt trust his wife..!!
Now, as for her finding out...? I learned from an inside source ( a guy that works at the electronics store where the cameras were purchased )
So out of spite.... I just had to call her and tell her about it ;-)......she had no idea... and doesnt even know where they're set up at..!! HAHAHAHA.!!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 5:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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131. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahahaha! That is funny!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 5:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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132. Diamond Oz writes:

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!

Thanks, I think my new avatar is pretty badass lol.

And it's five hours time difference between myself and the East Coast I think.

Kalis, if I was you I'd run in tomorrow morning with a backpack and shout "FOR ALLAH!!!" and watch the boss sh** his pants!

Now playing: The Foundations: Build Me Up Buttercup

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 6:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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133. Kalis_wrath writes:

Um... if I knew he did not own a wepon I would do it, but my boss is an N.R.A member!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 6:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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134. Diamond Oz writes:

Well that's just perfect....

Ninja his arse up then! Sneak in when he ain't looking and throw some stars around!

Now playing: Presidents Of The USA: Peaches

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 6:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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135. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe

136

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 6:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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136. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

lol post 133

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 6:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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137. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* Diamond, do you want me to get hurt and arrested?

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 6:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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138. Diamond Oz writes:

No, just to have a laugh. Its a bastard to type as I drew a smiley face on my left finger!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 7:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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139. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Does it make it a tad hard to be evil?

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 7:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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140. Diamond Oz writes:

Not really. I'm not really evil either, just nasty :P

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his arse!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 7:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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141. godlike writes:

LOL... Oz cracks me up again...thats fu^king brilliant..!!
As for me..?.. I like the idea with the backpack.... that would be funny as hell to see...!!
well, as a practical joke anyway... certainly not the real thing.... those crazy suicide bombers are nuckin futs....!!!

Kalis_ - yeah, I think its actually quite humorous what has happened to her.... actually I told her that she deserves ALOT worse..... and perhaps someday she will get it.... after all... Karma is a B^tch..!!!

LM77 - what is all that gibberish in 136.??..and again I gotta say LOL at the comment about the sh**ty drivers.... another azn stereotype..??

Victory - Hungry Hearts

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 7:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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142. Jenny writes:

LOL Diamond Oz, oral sex might make someones day but BOTH of the jokes sure made my day, funny!

*sigh* OK, math just f***ed it all up dammit!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 7:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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143. mymom writes:

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it you dont like a7x why waste your time trash talking!?!?!??!?!!?!
AND and and.......................NOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!!
buts its cool i still love them!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 8:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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144. godlike writes:

whatever you do... dont cut yourself..!!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 8:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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145. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol good one Godlike, like it!

Stephen Hawking is in hospital with head injuries, a broken collar bone and a fractured arm...

Apparantly his date last night stood him up!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 9:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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146. godlike writes:

spreadin some humor again.....haha

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 9:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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147. Diamond Oz writes:

Millions of peaches... peaches for me

Right then people, it's quarter to three here, I'm off to bed.

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 9:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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148. godlike writes:

nighty nighty night... Sir Oz..!!


now playing - Righteous Kill ( Deniro and Pacino together... what a combination..! )

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 9:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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149. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* You guys are funny!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 10:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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150. Kalis_wrath writes:

Here is an oldie, but a goody.

Man calls his boss; "boss, I am real sick. I can't come into work"
Boss says "oh no! I have a ton of work to do! You really not well?"
Worker "yeah! I am in terrible shape!"
Boss "tell ya what. Whenever I feel that bad I just ask my wife for sex. I feel wonderful afterward. Take my advice and call me back"
Worker hangs up after agreeing to try to take his boss's advice, and calls back later.
"Boss, its amazeing! I do feel better!"
Boss says "great! See you in today then?"
Worker replies "oh yeah! I must add boss, you have a really nice house!"

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 10:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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151. godlike writes:

Thanks dear Kalis_..... I try my best....but I think it just comes naturally to Oz..!!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 10:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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152. godlike writes:

LOL.... thats pretty good...!!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 10:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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153. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehehe! My Daddy tought me that one! :)

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 10:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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154. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Can't think up any good jokes at the moment...the ones that I have in my head aren't that funny, either...I learned a really stupid one in music theory, though:
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 10:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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155. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* THAT is super cheezy MHD!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 10:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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156. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Hey, it was from my music theory teacher, of COURSE it was going to be cheesy :)

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 11:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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157. Kalis_wrath writes:

Point taken MHD!

How has school been going for our school age members?

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 11:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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158. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

godlike i just love making stereotypical jokes about people, even about myself. not that im racist, but its damn too much fun!! those are the best jokes to be told.

and kudos to anyone who knows anything about my "gibberish", which is exactly what it is.

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 11:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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159. Kalis_wrath writes:

We love your gibberish LM!

# Sep 16, 2008 @ 11:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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160. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Post158: Schools been a b!tch! at least we had a day off yesterday...My mind won't let me sleep in on weekends, though...that fvckin sucks.

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i poop hammer

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 8:56 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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162. godlike writes:

A fine morning it is here in Iowa...!!

the kids in school must hate looking outside and seeing a beautiful sunny day..!!!

post 162, most certainly has a weak hole ;-)

Oz - it took a little while for #146 to become funny... S.H. is the scrawny little singer from The Darkness if Im correct...!!


ah LM77... the sterotype jokes are most often the funniest ones..!! let us not forget the whole thread of Amish bashing...!! an I still find it a bit humorus that your not very good in math ;-)

Kalis_ I sent ya a couple emails this a.m...!!

and where is Red..?.. I havent seen a post in a couple days..... I surely hope all is well for him and the wee little one..!?!

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No, Justin Hawkins is the singer in The Darkness. I don't know about the States but they were so huge over here it was unreal. Then the second album came out and no-one gave a sh** lol.

Man I am ill.as.sh**! And not in a good way like Ill Bill.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!

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only band that i can say that i truly despise....sorry avenged sevenfold fans but i cant respect them. they have talented musicians but their aim was to make $$$. if you love the music you make, you continue to make it and if the masses like it you will make money. however, not that i dont believe in progression, if you change your sound completely to sell records there still needs to be feeling behind you music. they dont have that. hoping for a long hiatus from these wanna be rock stars. just my humble opinion. no offense intended to anyone. you probably hate my musical taste too.

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165. Kalis_wrath writes:

Wow! Have not seen The Darkness name in awhile! Truly a strange band I must say. Dammaged goods if you ask me!

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 1:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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166. Jenny writes:

*Jenny rolls on the ground with laughter over post 164*

As a student, I think I speak for everyone when I say school is a dragg...I took music theory last year, glad that's over.

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 1:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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OK Oz... now I feel like an idiot.... who the hell is Stephen Hawking...and was that a joke..?
I was aware of the Darkness but not really much of a fan....

Sucks to know that your feeling a ill today.... get some rest and maybe that'll help.... seems you were up pretty late again last night...!

another LOL at the joke too..!!

Jenny - ah the poor student... sucks to be in school.... but it isnt much better once out in the real world, when you end up hating to go to work because there are bills to pay......

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168. Diamond Oz writes:

I took music technology but government standards are that we have to do music theory for an hour each week. No-one took it seriously lol, I used to just cause distractions and sh** to make it a bit more fun for everyone. I didn't learn a thing in music theory and found music technology difficult for that matter... and gave up on history after awhile.... and dropped out of Spanish... and dropped out of Film Studies after two lessons.... and had to take GCSE maths three times. But I did my best!

What are three words you dread the most while making love?

"Honey, I'm home!"

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169. Diamond Oz writes:

Stephen Hawking is the scientist who suffers from MS. He can only talk through a machine that he uses via his cheeks I believe (no idea how that works but that's one of many reasons why he's much smarter than I am), he's also in a wheelchair and has glasses.


Indeed I was up late last night. Takes me ages to get to sleep too which is a biatch.

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170. godlike writes:

OK thanks Oz.... so now that I know that..... LOL.... that is f^cking hilarious..!!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics...?

Not being retarded..!!

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171. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol I remember that one! I've been using it alot lately due to the special olympics taking place.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb!

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 2:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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172. godlike writes:

hahaha..... another bout of laughter erupts..!!

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex.?

Pepper spray.!

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 2:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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173. Kalis_wrath writes:

English gov makes you take music theroy? How odd!
Godlike, sent ya a reply. :)

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 3:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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Kalis_ - indeed you did..!! Perhaps we'll be chatting on the phone sometime..?

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 3:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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175. Kalis_wrath writes:

I frikin love to text, so if you text too that works aswell.

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176. Mutated Faith writes:

avenge sevenfold is coming to south dakota

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177. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

godlike how do you not know who stephen hawking is?? hes the most famous disabled person on the planet.

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat p***y every Thanksgiving.

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 4:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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178. godlike writes:

LOL @ LM77..... now thats f^ckin funny..!!
Sorry buddy., I wasnt aware of who Stephen Hawking is... but now that I do.... it makes Oz's joke even funnier..!!

Kalis_ - I happen to have unlimited texting in my contract... so that will work just fine too..!!

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south dakota rules...not kidding either Mutated Faith. If they are really going there catch them cause I cant think of any other bands that have played there in a while ( except I saw LOG in Rapid City) in a long long time. Still dont think a lot of A7X! tho

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180. Jenny writes:

Wow...reading has never been more entertaining. I crack up every time!

Godlike: Yeah, I understand that some adults would rather be in school than at work, but either way, earning and saving your money to pay off the things you need in life is WAY better than getting a grade in things you will never use. (at least that's how it appears :)

Speaking of school...I finally appreciate how school works in America...(kind of, not completely) In Germany, kids start high school at 5th grade. If they do the job right, most Germans are through with high school by 9th grade! If not they go on if they wish to do so...I think that's how it goes. Oh, and you know how high schools have an SAT test, yeah well Germans have one like it only 10,000 times harder! It is an 18 hour test that is spread out to last for a couple of weeks. AND there are no 'fill in the bubble' answers. If you fail it, you have to take school all over again. If you fail the 2nd time, you're fukked.
German schools have no sports, clubs, band, or choir. As for electives, they study something in an academic matter no matter what it is!

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181. Kalis_wrath writes:

Yeesh! That sounds like a pain in the arse! Did you ask what "sprecken ze Dutch" meant?

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 8:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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182. ZT writes:

I have a case of the blues.....


Can anyone help me??

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 8:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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183. Kalis_wrath writes:

Well ZT, we do have our member Red...

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 8:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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184. Terminator writes:

HI GUYS!

ZT - eat some mac n cheese

now playing: internal void - thoughts of misconception

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 8:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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185. godlike writes:

ZT - getting a blowjob always seems to lighten the mood a little..!!

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 8:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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186. godlike writes:

speaking of Red..where is that guy..?? Its been days since Ive seen a post from the man above.!!

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 8:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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187. Terminator writes:

You talkin about me godlike? in any case, how's life in your corner of the state? perfect weather here today.

now playing: venom - countless bathory

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 9:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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188. dmasa writes:

f*** these p***ies

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 9:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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189. Kalis_wrath writes:

I can e-mail Red and see whats up? He could be busy with my niece.

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 9:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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190. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I feel left out now :(...I have a different kind of blues: It's a school fvckin sucks blues! I can't believe there's still TWO days until the weekend...I'm going to forget my sorrows by blasting some cannibal corpse and picturing me as the serial killer and the people at my school I don't like as the victims! :) isn't that happy? lol

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 9:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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191. Kalis_wrath writes:

MHD, ya might want to be careful saying that on here. Ya might end up with cops at your door.

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 10:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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192. KORNDOGG writes:

^^^You are a sick twisted f***!!!! Ive been trying to calm down on here, but f*** you ya piece of trash! Why would you say something like that, "i picture myself as a serial killer and people at school the victims"! Thats whats wrong with this f***ing world, fa**ots like you who put on "cannibal corpse" and want to shoot your school up. And your probably f***ed up enough to do something like that you pathetic, goth, friendless fa**ot who gets made fun of at school so you want to kill them.

Joking or not, thats f***ed up, to many people have been shot up in schools by some trench coat wearing punks. I feel sorry for you.

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 10:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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193. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

allow me to explain myself. I HAVE friends. I am NOT goth. I listen to that music so that I actually WONT do that sh**. I am a fvckin pasifist! I get so much sh!t at school that I almost WANT to do this sick sh!t to them, but I don't because I have a release: Metal Music! Isn't that what most of people listen to metal for? I don't think that people who are 'normal' listen to this. In fact, I PRIDE myself on being not normal...I have a core group of friends...I don't want to hurt anybody...
P.S.-I am NOT gay, btw.
P.P.S-I hope I explained myself. If I didn't post again and I will try to explain. I take the whole 'goth' thing as an insult, btw...not thretaning you, just pointing it out.

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 11:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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194. KORNDOGG writes:

Alright, not something to joke about, but i guess i understand your point. I myself have some anger issues and do vent with the help of music! But come on man, there should be more than "metal" that keeps you from doing something like that. Like the fact that it is wrong to take anybodys life, i hate alot of mother f***ers, but would never wish death upon them. And by the way, f*** high school, after i graduated, i didnt see any of those punks that i hated back then again! And you wont either. f*** the people in school who would make you say that. They are nobodys, and karma is a b****.

Get through school man, and dont kill nobody! lol!

# Sep 17, 2008 @ 11:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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195. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I probably won't! I'm glad that I got my point through though...I must have sounded like a fvckin freak! I really, really, hate violence, though...There is a lot more than metal though. I have some pretty kickass friends :)

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 12:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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196. Kalis_wrath writes:

I wonder, how does a pacifist find their way into the metal kingdom? Any pacifist care to share that with me?

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 12:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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197. KORNDOGG writes:

Good to hear, sorry for jumpin your sh**

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 12:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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198. godlike writes:

Korndogg- WoW.... for a moment I seen the old Korndogg in #193....damn man... you do have some anger issues...!!!
I am quite pleased that you laid off mhd101 in your most recent posts.... ya gotta give the kid a break...after all he is just a kid.. ( I only say "kid" because he is under 18)
Perhaps you didnt realize that there was humor their when it was stated.... Ive read enough of his posts to know that he was only joking.... In all reality he seems like a pretty well rounded young individual..!! but then what the hell do I know..??

mhd101 - no offense about the kid remark.. OK little buddy ?! As Korndogg said... All thats necessary is getting through school and life gets ALOT easier to deal with....
I hated school...and everyone in it....but once your out.... ya never have to deal with those people again... unless ya go to those silly f^ckin reunions....??
Which I have not experienced... and my 20th just passed last summer....
F^ck em all.... I didnt like em then so why would I like em now..!?!

Kalis_ - I think I shall email Red a little later too .... perhaps he is just busy with the little one..??

Terminator - I was speaking of Red.... "the one above" being that he is from Canada...;-)
great weather here too.... and another day of it hopefully....!! Hope all things are going good for ya..!!

Hello there Jenny...!!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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199. Red writes:

I claim 200 you fools

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:03 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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200. Red writes:

And I was busy with work and my daughter and I looked at the post you guys wrote but was so tired I didn't find anything good to say. And since I gained experience with years, I found out that sometimes it's better to say nothing than saying something stupid. Although I specialize in saying stupid things so I guess I didn't find anything not stupid to say so I didn't want to lose my reputation.
I just found out that Barack obama is a girl in a man's body. I mean he looks nice and all and I don't want to interfere in American politics but sh** he's such a girl inside....sorry guys...

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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201. godlike writes:

hahahaha... and once again Red, you make me laugh..!! Thanks.!!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:33 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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202. Diamond Oz writes:

I reckon Red was really just hiding and waiting to take 200. I'm off to see Nickelback tonight... fun? Could be, they're not bad. Staind as support though... no thanks.

Now playing: Beastie Boys- Root Down

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 10:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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203. Jenny writes:

Kalis: ya, I asked what it meant, but I forgot...I'll ask again: just an fyi,but you spell it wrong :)

Godlike: Hello there!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 10:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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204. Diamond Oz writes:

By the way, British government only makes us do music theory if we do music technology. That way they can force all kinds of sh** onto us lol.

Now playing: Agnostic Front- Gotta Go

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 10:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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205. Jenny writes:

One day little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were in the woods and the big bad wolf said, "Suck my d*** b!+ch !" Then the little red riding hood said, "Stop trying to change the story, you're supposed to eat me..."

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 10:50 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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206. That_One_Guy writes:

Haha, Jenny, that was raunchy.

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 11:19 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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207. godlike writes:

hahaha... and Jenny comes outta nowhere with a good one..!! kudos to the young lass..!!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 11:33 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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208. Red writes:

Lol good one...
Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.

After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.

"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."

"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.

"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.

"We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 11:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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209. Kalis_wrath writes:

Not bad, Jen! My German spelling kinda sucks, but I never took it as a class. So... yeah.

*LMAO* Red, that was awesome!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 1:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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210. Terminator writes:

lol red and jenny! good stuff.

Which doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!

now playing: immortal - eternal years on the pathto the cemetary gates

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 1:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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211. godlike writes:

Hahaha.... afternoon every1...!!

Whats the difference between meat and fish..?

If you beat your fish it will die..!!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 2:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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212. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Kinda late to the new chat thread, but here goes... ;b

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My p***s is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size p***s."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me you p***s was the size of an infant!", she said.

"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"

Now Playing: Skindred- Roots Rock Riot

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 2:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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213. Kalis_wrath writes:

^O-O AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 2:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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214. godlike writes:

hahahahaha

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 3:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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215. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Hold on, i got another one:

A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter.

Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop! the shocked girl shouts.

I know, he replies. I'd like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this.

Now Playing: Metallica- The Judas Kiss

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 4:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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216. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LMAO* F.A.N, you area riot today!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 4:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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217. Fuck_A_Name writes:

thanks, I feel like I gotta make SOMEBODY on here laugh, seeing as how I havnt been on the site in like 2 weeks.

While I have some attention, You know of any good Opeth tracks to download? I just listened to Ghosts of Perdition and I want more, pronto!

Now Playing: Cephalic Carnage- Dying Will be the Death of me (who doesn't love Ironic song titles?)

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 4:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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218. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

i hope no one finds this one racist.

Whats the saddest day of the year for black people??

Fathers Day

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 5:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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219. Kalis_wrath writes:

Once ya go black yo babys on crack! Once ya go white, a trailer is in sight!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 6:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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220. Jenny writes:

LOL everyone has good ones, but FUNNY $#!+ from Fukk_A_Name though!

One day 3 nuns where at a church. The 1st one said, "Guess what? I found porno in the father's study!" "What did you do with it?" the other nuns asked. "I threw it all away of course." *The 3rd nun was getting nervous.* Then the 2nd nun said, "I found condoms in the father's study!" "What did you do with them?" the other nuns asked. "I poked holes in them of course!" Then the 3rd nun was like, "uh-oh..."

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 6:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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221. Jenny writes:

*were not where* oops

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 6:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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222. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Okay...Everything REALLY wierd that I say, people should take it with a grain of salt...Jenny: what a sick, twisted, but funny as HELL joke! lol...

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 6:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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223. Jenny writes:

Well I never know what's going on so I might as well try to jump the ban-wagon ^_^

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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224. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

god was creating people with his oven one day. all kinds of people were coming out, in batches at a time. then, a black person came out of the oven, and he said, "oops, i burnt one!!"

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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225. Kalis_wrath writes:

*spoken in a Scottish accent* Grazin in his land good ol McGregor, was exhausted with sweat drippin on his brow. He decides to slumber under his tree.

Later 3 nuns walk by a gigglin of life in the church. Nun one sees McGregor, and says "ey! I hear McGregor, has a mighty large member!" They agree that ey, they will take a look under his kilt. Nun two says "ey! That is a mighty large member!!" and Nun three ties her blue ribbon around his member and walk off giggeling.

As all men have after a healthy slumber, Mr McGregor had mornin wood, as he lifted his kilt, and upon seeing the ribbon exclaims "EY ME LASSES I DON'T KNOW WHO YA ARE OR WHERE YA BEEN, BUT I AM SURE GLAD I GOT FIRST PLACE!"

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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226. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Sh!t! I'm gone for a few hours, and there's a sh!tload of posts! Does anybody here have a life(I mean, I have no life, but I'm just wondering :) ). I just got the Death album Individual Thought Patterns. Fvckin brutal...it's a shame that Chuck's dead...:( Kalis: I don't know how the hell I started to like metal...I think it was Metal: A Headbangers Journey's fault...and a question: What the hell is with all the nun jokes? lol

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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227. Kalis_wrath writes:

As a wise man once said "Nuns have no fun," and its our duty to make fun OF them!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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228. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

haha! very true...por nuns...they're going to stay virgins forever...that's a sad thought lol :( (just kidding)

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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229. Kalis_wrath writes:

No, that is a scary thought!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 7:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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230. Dark_Funeral writes:

why the hell would you want to be a nun.

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 8:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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231. Kalis_wrath writes:

One day I am going to write an article/interview on that Darkfuneral.

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 8:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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232. Terminator writes:

funny, the previous owner of my current apartment was a nun. ironic?

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 8:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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233. ZT writes:

just watchin some youtube vids about english skinheads....it's too bad the culture is so misunderstood....

and here's a fitting song for the occasion...

Now Playing: Toots and the Maytals: Pressure Drop

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 8:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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234. godlike writes:

OK every1... My days of laying around the house, doing nothing, have come to an end.... Since Feb. Ive sat back and collected unemployment benifits, but I shall be a lazy metalhead no more...!!

I just talked to my new boss.., he tells me that I will be leaving some time Sat. p.m.!
My first trip, back on the road as a trucker, will be to South Carolina... I'll leave there Mon. am for somewhere in North Carolina..and then its on up to Pennsylvania and from there...... I have no clue yet..? Im not even sure when I will be getting back anywhere near Iowa..??

I will post what I can and when I can until then... but as of Sat. pm..... Im not really sure when I will have time to get online again.... at least until I can buy me a cheap laptop to take on the road with me....??

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
So, this little boy is sitting on the sofa next to his father watching TV..... The little boy looks up at his father and says...." Dad, whats a vagina look like.?"
His Dad ponders on it for awhile and looks down at his son and says " Well son, before sex, it looks like a pretty pink flower..." The little boy sits there thinkin and looks back up at his father an says " Dad, what does a vagina look like after sex".... after a moment his Dad looks down at him and says...." Well son, have you ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise..?"

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 8:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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235. ZT writes:

Dude, BUY A LAPTOP!!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!

I know i know, i've done a sh**ty job at that.......

Good to hear from ya at least...

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 8:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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236. godlike writes:

ZT - ..Im plannin on it buddy....!! perhaps I can email you my cell# if you would wanna chat on the phone sometime..??.... free nights and weekends..??

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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237. Kalis_wrath writes:

Godlike, if you wish, I can keep people updated. We are in communications via text, so it should be easy to update me and I can post that you are o.k and such.

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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238. Red writes:

Hahahah those jokes are a riot.

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."

The man replied, "Is that your final answer"? She said, "Yes."

...He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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239. Red writes:

THE MARRIED MAN'S SCORE BOARD

(NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him)

Simple Duties
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* You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5
* But return with beer: -5
* You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
* You pummel it with a six iron: +10
* It's her father: -10

Social Engagements
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* You stay by her side the entire party: 0
* You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy: -2
* Named Tiffany: -4
* Tiffany is a dancer: -6
* Tiffany has implants: -8

Saturday Afternoons
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* You visit her parents: +1
* You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
* You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
* And the television is off: -6
* You spend the day watching college football in your underwear: -6
* And you didn't even go to college: -10
* And it's not really your underwear: -15

Her Birthday
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* You take her out to dinner: 0
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +1
* Okay, it's a sports bar: -2
* And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10
* You give her a gift: 0
* You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
* You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
* You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
* You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
* You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
* With her credit card: -30
* And whatever you bought is two sizes too small: -40

Thoughtfulness
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* You forgot to pick her up at the bus station: -25
* Which is in Newark, New Jersey: -35
* And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50

A Night Out With Your Pals
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* You have a few beers: -9
* For every beer after three: -2 again
* And miss curfew by an hour: -12
* You get home at 3 a.m.: -20
* You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
* And not wearing any pants: -40
* Is that a tattoo? -200

A Night Out, Just the Two of You
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* You go see a comic: +2
* He's crude and sexist: -2
* You laugh: -5
* You laugh too much: -10
* She's not laughing: -15
* You laugh harder: -25

Driving
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* You lose the directions on a trip: -4
* You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
* You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
* You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close & personal: -25
* She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60

Communication
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* When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned expression: 0
* When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
* You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television or picking up a newspaper: +10
* She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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240. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahahaha! Good one again Red!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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241. Red writes:

Imagine if he said : I'd like the help of the public...hahahahahahahaha

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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242. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* Or he wanted help from AOL Members!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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243. ZT writes:

"perhaps I can email you my cell# if you would wanna chat on the phone sometime..??.... free nights and weekends..??"

Sure man!

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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244. godlike writes:

ZT - I will get my digits sent off in an email before I go... feel free to call when you want..!!
I'm trucking alone, so any bit of company will be more than welcome..!!

Kalis_ - yeah I'll be textin you as I go... when Im pulled over and sitting still that is...!!
Maybe a phone call now an then..? and by all means let the people know whats happenin with there ol buddy godlike..!!

Red - again with the laughter.... Im surely going to miss chatting will all of ya...
but it seems that you and the great Oz are the ones Ive been "chatting" with since some of my very first posts here at the mighty MU..!! One day perhaps we shall talk on the phone....??

Terminator - so your apartment should already be used to some bad "habits" huh..?

OK, so no comments on the joke from 235..? its always been a favorite of mine... but perhaps every1 already heard it before...??

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 9:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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245. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hehehe! I think I heard that one. I got caught up in the first part of that post and forgot to read and respond. Just make sure to text me before ya call. If I dont respond in 5 mins max then I am either in dream land or uh... you know what else! ;)

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 10:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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246. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

nice, kalis...At least I don't have a job. Highschool is about the hardest job in the world! Oh, Godlike: I don't take offence at being called a kid cause that's exactly what I am! :)

# Sep 18, 2008 @ 11:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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247. Kalis_wrath writes:

I think High School is the most under paid job next to University in America!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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248. Terminator writes:

good luck with that truckin' job godlike. im sure i'll be talkin to ya on here whenever you post.

high school sucks. well, i guess it wasnt that bad for me, but all the needless drama of high school kids and unforgiving homework load and a job for two of those years took its toll.

but still, the worst grade i ever went through was fifth grade. that sh** was brutal "education". i had to do more f***ing projects and tests in fifth grade than in the enirety of college (2.5 years). no joke. and the projects were hard, time consuming garbage that's stain was never matched again.

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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249. Terminator writes:

btw, im in a black metal mood tonight, for those whose care.

now playing: satyricon - forhekset

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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250. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am in a Brian Lumley mood. :)

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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251. Terminator writes:

what are you reading?

now playing: satyricon - mother north (ended)
now playing: marduk - beast of prey (begun)

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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252. Kalis_wrath writes:

Necroscope. :D

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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253. Terminator writes:

which one?

now playing: enslaved - enslaved

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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254. Kalis_wrath writes:

First one. Going to be getting the second and third soon. Have you read these? My Satan they are tasty!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 2:02 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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255. Fuck A Name writes:

Wait, Satyricon is Black Metal? I guess I like more BM than I thought I did... :P

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 2:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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256. Kalis_wrath writes:

With the way Brian Lumley writes, I would have a hard time not joining a cult if he wrote the scriptures! Every chapter is detailed and empowering. You get way more than your money's worth!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 2:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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257. Cynic writes:

"Wait, Satyricon is Black Metal?" - LOL!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 3:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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258. wilco writes:

hey did see avangedsevenfold in atlantic city
last year i di dnot want to but my girlfriend she said lets go
well you know did go
it was beter to stay in the casino and get drunk or lose my 30 us to the slot machine because 30 us for avanged sevenfold
a rip off
his voice sucked
well godlike
yuo around man if you have seen wasp
last time i di dsee them was in holland in a small club cald paradiso
think they desirved a bigger club

and yeah it s f***ing sad nowadays that the new metal heads dont remember the old metal
or they dont even know who mustaine is
do have to say i do like megadeth
even when dave whines a lot

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 5:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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259. Diamond Oz writes:

Hey ZT, I didn't know you were into the English skinhead scene! I still got my braces and boots and Ben Sherman shirt. Plus Toots & The Maytals were f***ing excellent!

I said a pressure drop!
Oh pressure yeah!
Pressure's gonna drop on you!

I f***ing love ska and reggae. Brought up on it by my dad and I've loved it my whole life.

Godlike man that sucks to hear you're back on the road soon! But whatever brings in the money has gotta be done I suppose.

Now playing: Toots & The Maytals- 54-46 Was My Number

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 6:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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260. Red writes:

Godlike i wish you Godspeed !!! I am sure you will find a way to show up on MU as often as you can. but I'll freaking miss you. And about talking on the phone one day, why not ? If you can stand my accent. LOL

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 7:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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261. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I'm in a Death mood today...does anybobody have the album Leprosy?

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 8:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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262. godlike writes:

good morning to all fellow metalheads.. \m/

I appreciate all the responses, Its been quite a pleasurable experience to get aquainted with all of ya... some more than others ( you know who you are ;-) )
But all in all I tend to view you people as friends.... while living in such a rural area.... and not doing alot of socializing.... it leaves my personal life somewhat depleted of friendships...
So, it is I that will miss you people the most..!! Although there is a HUGE comradre among truckers....its just not the same as metalheads..!!

So now, I shall post this... and begin to enjoy my last day n a half at home..!!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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263. Kalis_wrath writes:

Mornin guys! How is all on this fine Friday?

Godlike, whdn you are Godlike, you are the man! :)

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 1:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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264. Jenny writes:

Hello everyone! I'm sooooo happy it's Friday...

Godlike: Good luck with your truckin', I'm sure you'll find ways to chat here. Do me a favor, keep your eyes open for funny sh!t and werid people on the road so you can tell us all about it :)

Diamond Oz : I love metal, but I dig the reggae stuff, but I need some suggestions on a good ol ska band, any good bands I could check out?

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 3:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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265. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Jenny: I very much agree with you. I got the LOG Walk With Me In Hell DVD from Netflix. I wish I was at the Download festival when they played. On a random change of topic, I was bored out of my mind at school...at least we got to watch The Simpsons in english.

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 6:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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266. ZT writes:

Try Harry J All Stars for starters. Liquidator is a bad a$$ song...

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 6:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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267. ZT writes:

"Hey ZT, I didn't know you were into the English skinhead scene! I still got my braces and boots and Ben Sherman shirt. Plus Toots & The Maytals were f***ing excellent!

I said a pressure drop!
Oh pressure yeah!
Pressure's gonna drop on you!

I f***ing love ska and reggae. Brought up on it by my dad and I've loved it my whole life."

Ha ha, ya dude, I had that song stuck in my head all day!

I find sub-cultures very fascinating. It's cool to see that some people out there are keeping it alive!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 6:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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Hey godlike, make sure you send me your number! I'll call ya sometime and give you mine.

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 6:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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269. Jenny writes:

Metalheaddrummer101: You guys watched the simpsons in english class? Nice, well, I watched a German video in German class...Dude, Germany only has commercials for 20 minutes a day (as in from 7:00 to 7:20 at night and that's it!!! Crazy...

ZT: Thanks for the suggestion :) I listened to the track you recommended and I also heard the song "Spyrone."

Does anyone on here besides me like the band Pepper? I love those guys!

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270. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LMAO* I just got a myspace message about doing a contest to be a Ford model! I hit the "Report as Spam button" quickly! Sorry to the Fvcked Over Re-built Dodge company, but I don't need my looks to make money!

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271. ugly-bob writes:

hahahahahaha good. they only had one good album in my mind and that was waking the fallen. m. shadows is a f***tard.

that is all

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 8:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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272. Jenny writes:

lol Kalis, good thing you got rid of that sh!+... I'm bored.

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 8:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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273. Red writes:

I'm not bored, I am p***ed off tonight, I threw a chair on the wall at my job...I guess itÈ's time for my permanent solutions...

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 8:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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274. Diamond Oz writes:

If you wanna look further into ska and reggae, check out the godly Desmond Dekker aswell and Prince Buster of course!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 8:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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275. Diamond Oz writes:

How is everyone tonight anyway? I've not long come back from the pub, a load of my mates are off to university :( Sucks bollocks growing up eh?

However, I was chatting to a mate of mine about sex tonight. Condoms in particular. We got on the subject of flourescent condoms.

I said "My girlfriend said to me the other day to put on a flourescent condom and turn the lights off, then she'd run in the room naked and jump on my c***."

My mate said "I bet that was a laugh?"

I said "It f***ing was, I put it on the bed post!"

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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276. Jenny writes:

AAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

Checked out the music, heard "Wash Wash" by Prince Buster and "Sabotage" by Desmond Dekker, thanx !

I missed my bus after school today lol...

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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277. Jenny writes:

Red: sounds like a sh!tty day at work, got anything that'll cheer you up?

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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278. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

It sucks that you missed the bus...I walk home, so I never miss anything! problem is, it's a mile-and-a-half walk to get home :(...yeah, yeah. I'm lazy. I don't think I ever got p***ed off enough to throw a chair at a wall...I think the most I've ever gotten really p***ed was when I accidently broke my window with a water bottle...my parents LOVED that. I had to pay for the new window (true story, btw)

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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279. Jenny writes:

You broke a window with a water bottle?! Man you must've been p***ed off ! I can't ever recall a time where I've done something drastic out of anger, but then again my life is pretty boring and it takes a lot to make me mad...you may not believe me but I used to get mad at anything, but I would just get frustrated and yell...pretty lame...

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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280. godlike writes:

evenin fellow metalheads...!!

ZT - I sent ya an email and my number this afternoon...!!

Kalis_ - dont worry... .I will definatly text before a phone call ;-)

Jenny says " Do me a favor, keep your eyes open for funny sh!t and werid people on the road so you can tell us all about it :) "
I most certainly will..!!

Red -my buddy, I'd love to chat on the phone sometime eh... your accent would be funny to hear.. Back when I worked as a debt collector, I had several clients that were from above the border... So I've talked to a few Canadians over the years... and I also try and catch Red Green whenever I can... that show is quite funny at times eh..? SCTV was watched every week when I was a kid... the Great White North with Bob and Doug McKenzie was always my favorite..!!

So, speaking of glow in the dark condoms... that reminds me...
I had a funny experience many years ago with a glow in the dark condom...!!
My girlfriend, at the time, came home drunk one night with this glow in the dark condom that her friend had given her at a party or something... anyway, we decided to try it out.....
So there we are, having sex with her on top of me... meanwhile our dog was quietly sleeping on the floor across the room.... suddenly out of nowhere the dog started growling... so she stopped and sat still, asking me what the dog was growling at..." hmm I dont know"...but the dog stopped growling... so, she started riding away again..and within a few moments, the dog started growling again.... by this time she is starting to freak out thinking someone was outside the house or something.... so she sits still for awhile and we hear nothing... the dog is now quiet again.....
so she starts up again... riding away....and just as we start getting into it hot and heavy.... there goes the dog growling again..... out of frustration I yelled at him to shut up.... So she starts in again... and be damned, within moments, the dog is standing at the edge of the bed growling again but now he is also barking and acting extremely upset...... So after she climbed off of me, I reach over and turned on the lamp to see what his problem was... he immediatly quieted down and layed back down.... as soon as I turned off the light...and she climbed on and started riding me again there he goes...growling and barking like crazy......Now what the hell is going on......????
Finally it dawned on me....hahaha.. he was seeing that glow in the dark condom and growling at it...and then it would disappear... then it would reappear... hahahaha.... finally I took the damn thing off and said to hell with it.... we finished uninterupted and the dog slept through the whole thing...;-)

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 10:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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281. Kalis_wrath writes:

How the heck do you break a window with a water bottle?!

Godlike, funny story!

Diamond, I am very sore and feeling a tinsy sick, but well other wise. How are you?

Jen, my parents taught me to respect myself. I am glad of it!

# Sep 19, 2008 @ 10:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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282. Jenny writes:

Kalis: No worries I can tell you're a tough cookie...you don't need to represent anything to anybody! You're better than that. Don't know why you feel sore and sick, but how are you and your love doin?

Godlike: Make the most out of your weekend before you go truckin' with or without the condoms lol...just teasing, good story.

Tomorrow my mom is throwing a baby shower for my aunt...I hope all the fun ladies show up to make me laugh with my head in the gutter! :) I have a small headache right now, and I have homework for the weekend, so I say good night to all of you...Guten Nacht. ^_^

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 1:27 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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283. Kalis_wrath writes:

Either the rain brought down some pollen, or I got a small bug at the fair. Its not bad, just a slight sniffles and a cough. Sore because I over worked myself this week at work. My father said it best "If you don't respect your self, then how is anyone else to respect you?" I have had multipul offers to be a stripper, or do porn, but turned them down with an iron fist! I am glad I did as it makes me more proud to bring home a paycheck that I know I earned not being a sleeze bucket. Even if it is smaller than a stripper or porn star. I am also not stupid to the fact that EVERY man jerks off to porn. I would die of embarrasment if one of my male family member's stumbled upon me in action! Me and my love are well. Workin out the small kinks, but it is going very smoothly. I wonder everyday how I lived without him. *sighs* I can say that it is funny whenever I watch Pirates of the Carribean as my name is Elizabeth as you know, and his name is William. :) How have you been?

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 1:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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284. godlike writes:

Mornin every1..!!

Wow, it sure would be nice to LM77 join in at some point..?? Its been a few days since Ive seen him post something....... If not, I shall hope that he catches up in the previous posts..?

Well, Im off to do some last minute shopping for some necessities to take on the road with me... Particularly, a bluetooth headset for my phone... makes driving so much easier/safer when its done hands free..;-)

Im glad ya'll liked my glow in the dark condom story... I was debating even sharing it due to the fact that we have some youngsters among us... I wont say any names like Jenny or mhd101 :-)

I'll be checking in later, before I leave... my departure time is gonna be later this afternoon...!!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 8:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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285. Red writes:

Well Godlike it really blows that we won't see you as often as usual. For me, since you my best buddy on this site and have been for such a long time, it's really sad. Hey maybe they will send you trucking to Quebec city one day. Let me know man, we'll have a drink. But dn't come here in the winter, you'll die of freeze burns...

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 8:14 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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286. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

post 285: We're in Highschool! We know about all that sh!t (sometimes to much if your friends talk about it...another reason that it sucks that most of my friends are girls... :P)
Kalis:(post 284) It was half-full with water...I think that could be one of the reasons.

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 9:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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287. Red writes:

Was it half full of water of half empty ? That is the question my friend, that is the REAL question...

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 12:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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288. will writes:

i accidentally the whole coca cola bottle.

is that bad?

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 12:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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289. Red writes:

Well it's hard to say since you don't amke any sense. Nothing personnal !!!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 1:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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290. godlike writes:

* this just in

While purchasing some necessities for my first trip, I decided to buy a laptop..!! YEAH for me..!!!
it even has a built in webcam and microphone.... perhaps that means some of us can chat while being able to see each other..... wow what a concept..??

What a relief..... I can still post on a somewhat regualar basis.... at least when Im not driving and when I can find a WiFi source.... or at least park close enough to a business that has a wireless internet source...

OK... only a few more hours until I leave.... I gotta start packin and preparing...!!

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291. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

that would be pretty awsome. I don't think my computer has a mic, though. My parents might also think that it's wierd that their sone is talking to some older dude on a webcam...

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 3:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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292. Kalis_wrath writes:

Morning guys! Er... afternoon.

*LOL* No posting and driving for ya Godlike? Where is your sence of adventure?!

MHD, that had to be a weak window if that was all it took to break it.

Red, give my lil niece a hug and kiss on her wittle cheeks for me?

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 3:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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I broke a window once by kicking through it. Don't ask why I kicked the window, It's a long story, but this is the real kicker(lol): It was a window at my school that was supposed to be bulletproof!

If it actually was bulletproof, then goddamn I have the legs of a horse(among other things), but since I doubt that, my school was cheap as sh**.

Now Playing: Krisiun- "Refuse/Resist"(Sepultura cover)

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 3:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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294. Kalis_wrath writes:

I would have to think on the most destructive thing I ever did was. There have been many of them.

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 5:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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295. godlike writes:

OK every1....

Im doing the final packing and getting ready to head out.... I will post when I can....
If any1 that has my number wants to call.... I will be loaded and on the road sometime after 7pm this evening...
If I dont answer... leave me a messege and I will call back..!!

Take care... and dont let the man bring you down..!!

\m/

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 5:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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296. Jenny writes:

Godlike: *Jenny bows down* I wish you luck man, I'm glad you decided to get a laptop. Ride on brotha :)

Kalis: My mom says the same thing your dad does about respect :) I agree. You know, when you talk about your love you always sound like your in another world, I'm so happy for you...*sigh* As for how I'm doing, I'm not sure how I'm doing (with my inner life that is) but school is really my job right now, and that's going very well. I hope I don't eat those words later lol. !

Metalheaddrummer101: I don't like to be seen very much, I guess I'm pretty shy so I avoid webcams at all costs...oh, and I hate pictures!! I can't stand 'em...

Fukk_A_Name: Kicked a 'bulletproof' window eh? That's pretty bad a$$ ! The only thing that sucks about that is if you had to pay for it.

Red: How are you feeling today?

Riff_Master hasn't been on in awhile, I miss 'em.

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 6:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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297. Kalis_wrath writes:

I do go off to another planet when I talk about my love. For me it truly is a whole other world to not be mentally or physically abused. I love the fact I am saying this even after he and I have been together over a year. I think he truly feels the same. His past relationships were train wrecks! I want him to get his arse home from work damn it! Just keep up the good work at school. You can do it if you put your mind to it!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 6:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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298. Kalis_wrath writes:

Godlike, I am glad I got your number. Makes me feel better about this situation!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 6:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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299. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Phew! Finally that f***er godlike left, I can't stand that sh**face! I say Good riddance!

Haha just kidding. :b Good luck out on the roads of America man. If ya find something weird while your out there, like a jackalope, or a crashed alien ship, or hell, a hooker, you be sure to tell us about it.

Oh, and the instant you start driving, the first song you should have playing is Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf, just because it would be kickass and funny.

Now Playing: Megadeth- Holy Wars

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300. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Or better yet, play Highway to hell. :D

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 7:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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301. Jenny writes:

Now Playing: "Light The Light" -Eternal Reign, power metal sounds damn good today!!!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 7:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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302. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha F.A.N! And we want post cards too!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 7:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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303. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

At the willie street fair(a festival, which is anoyingly a block away from my house) there was a AC/DC cover band...it was pretty good. I can here them from my house. I'll get annoyed after a while. Did anybody here any of enslaved's new songs? they're awsome!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 8:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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304. Red writes:

Hey Kali, about the hugs and kisses it's done ans she smiled so that must be good.

Jenny, I am still p***ed from what happened to my job yesterday. so p***ed that I sent out my resume today to several companies to find another job. I'll see what's up with that...

And Godlike, congrats on the laptop, just ride on the NSA airwaves, you should go unnoticed...er...that is for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second. Then some agents will get there and probably butt f*** you real hard...awesome ain't it ? Wadda ya mean no ?

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 8:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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305. Kalis_wrath writes:

O.k! Thats it! I am going to be putting my boyfriends cell on the charger everynight now! Its nearly 6pm and he is not home from work and his cell died on him! I get so flippin worried when I don't hear from him all day like this!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 8:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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306. Kalis_wrath writes:

What did happen at work yesterday Red? Glad she likes the loves! My daughter loves Mommy's loves too. :)

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 8:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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307. Red writes:

Well you know I'm assistant general manager you know, so it's a hard job. I work 60 hours a week. So since I am assistant general manager, I think it's just fair that I have some advantages such as the main one, I negotiated my schedule. so I've had the same schedule for 3 years but suddenly, behind my back, I saw that the general manager changed it all without even asking me or talking to me. I now end up with a suck a$$ schedule that my assistants have. she told me that they wanted a better schedule. so I told her : hey, I worked hard to get were I am, I do a good job and it's just normal that I have a better schedule than those guys. They just have to do their time. And I told her that my schedule was negotiated with the owners and she said : well I'll tell them that I changed it then...and she left. So I took a chair, threw it on the wall and since then I feel the dark side creeping up on me so I try to keep it down. So today I started sending my resume and If I find something with the same pay but less hours, I am GONE...

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 9:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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308. Kalis_wrath writes:

Yeah, that would anger me to no end! Why does your assistant think she has the right to go over your head like that? If that were my company I would fire her, or give her a demotion!

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 9:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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309. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

she sounds like a major c***!
anybody heard about the british comedian Eddie Izzard? he's fvckin hilarious.

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 10:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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310. Fuck_A_Name writes:

I heard about him from my history teacher a few years back, but I never got around to checkin him out. The only reason I remember is because I just saw a commercial for one of his acts on the BBC yesterday.

I hear he's a transvestite who talks about history and calls his audience stupid.

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 11:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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311. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

yup!
I find it funny how we can be at eachother's throats in one thread, talking about politics, and be happy friends on another one talking about metal and random sh!t...Mabey we should just stop talking politics altogether. I mean, this is a metal site, for crying out loud! :)

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 11:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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312. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

wait...are you british, F.A.N? would you agree with me that the British version of the office is better than the american one?

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 11:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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313. Fuck_A_Name writes:

oh f*** no I'm not British! I'm mothufuken pure-blooded American! If you wanna talk about british things on ere I would point you towards good ol Diamond Oz, that man is as Red-coated as you can ask for. :b Jackrum is a brit too I think, but he hasn't reared his head here for a while.

It turns out the BCC is now the fastest growing channel in america, so I caught it on my friends tv, he leaves it on that channel alot, he thinks it's a riot. All I know of British Comedy is Monty Python and Benny Hill music lol

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# Sep 20, 2008 @ 11:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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314. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

haha, nice story godlike! have fun being a trucker, im betting that by the end of your trip there will be 5 more flattened rabits down the highways. make sure you pick one up and send it to me as a souvenir, haha.

F.A.N. it was BULLETproof, not horsekick proof. theres a big difference in the physics of it. and plus, bulletproof windows usually work one way. if you kicked from the otherside maybe it wouldnt have broken.

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 11:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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315. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

sorry F.A.N. Hope I didn't offend you...Hey LM77! haven't hear from you for a while! how's everything?

# Sep 20, 2008 @ 11:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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316. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

actually, nevermind, bulletproof glass should be able to withstand kicks, and maybe even baseball bats, but FYI bulletproof glass is never actually "bulletproof", a more accurate term would be bullet-resistant.

MHD its going pretty well. i havent been gone THAT long have i??
3 more months and im finally a legal adult

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317. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

OO-rah!!

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 12:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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318. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hails there LM! How are ya man? God I hope the club plays some decent stuff tonight!

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 12:21 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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319. Kalis_wrath writes:

I don't know what punk band they just played, but they should be shot for butchering "Jail break"!

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 12:33 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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320. Red writes:

you know what's missing here ? A joke, let's see what I have in my bag of jokes : What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Hahahahahahahahaha ok that was stupid !!!!

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 8:36 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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321. Diamond Oz writes:

Tally ho! Yes I am a Brit, is it that obvious? :P And yes Jackrum's English too as is Broken Face.

Hope you find a new and better job soon Red!

How is everyone on this Sunday cruddy Sunday?

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# Sep 21, 2008 @ 8:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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322. Red writes:

Well I'll talk with the owners and see if they are going to respect what we negociated but yeah sent my resume to a lot of places.

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 9:31 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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323. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

pretty good. I saw the second disc of the LOG DVD Walk With Me In Hell and it was awsomme. I wish I was at the Download Festival when they played in 07...three circle pits going at the same time in one of the songs. In Black Label, there were two Wall of Deaths going on at the same time...that would've been awsome!

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 10:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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324. Fuck_A_Name writes:

^at the ozzfest I went to last year there were three pits and two of them were football field-length for Lamb of God. They didn't put them on the dvd of course, but I am in the first dvd when they're filming the lines to the place. Just look for a blond, thor-like character wearing a Pantera shirt lol.

DO, you are so British, I get scared just talking to you because I think my home might get invaded and exploited for it's natural resources haha.

I forgot Broken face was British, I knew I had missed somebody, Is there anybody else on here that's British?

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# Sep 21, 2008 @ 3:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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325. Jenny writes:

What is it with us girls lovin the bad boys so much? We don't seem to treat nice guys very well, we pick on em. We say things like, "Nice guys suck" or "nice guys finish last haha" well you know what that's not true cuz my husband is a nice guy and he always finishes first..."

I hope someone out there got that one lol :)

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 4:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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326. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

F.A.N.: your in the Killadalphia DVD? that's awsome! I'll be like "dude! thats F.A.N!
Jenny: wow...you're what, 16?(I hope that's a joke lol)

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 5:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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327. Kalis_wrath writes:

Not a bad night, lastnight at the club. The music sucked a$$ with the first dj who has an 80's new wave fettish. Tara did way better. My love did make me mad being so mean to himself for wanting to party after a long week. Can one of you guys explain that to me?

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 6:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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328. Fuck_A_Name writes:

Haha no I'm in Walk with me in Hell. It has two discs, I'm on the first one. I would have killed to be on the Killadelphia DVD, bu that was filmed just before I heard about LoG.

I was almost on The Absence DVD, but my friends and I had no idea where the f*** Ybor city was at the time, so we couldn't make it in time. :p

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# Sep 21, 2008 @ 6:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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329. Kalis_wrath writes:

Where the heck is Ybor city?

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 6:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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330. Fuck_A_Name writes:

^that's what we said!

Apparently, it's right next to Orlando, but almost no maps online had it listed. We found out where it was the day of the concert, and once we realized how far it was, it was too late to make the trip up there. The funny thing is, I keep trying to go see the Absence, but just end up accidentaly not seeing them. A few years back, they were the openers of a local concert, but I got there late and missed them, then there was the aforementioned Ybor City incident, and then a couple weeks ago, they were the headliners for another local concert, but we all left after Kalakai, cause we were so f***in tired after their mosh pits, so i missed the absence again!

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# Sep 21, 2008 @ 7:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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331. Red writes:

Kali, I dunno, I am pretty quiet actually, I left the party scene years ago, it's too loud, too much people, too much hormones, too much drink assheads and superficiality.

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 7:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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332. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol don't worry, I maybe as English as Ian Dury but my family originates from Ireland so as a result I hate the British Empire and everything it did. Plus after the last time the English tried taking back America I don't think they'd try it again!

It's hard to tell that Broken Face is British to be fair. I think there is one or two other Brits on the site, onw of which is a staff member.

If I was to invade America though it'd be legally and peacefully so I could get away from this piss drenched island and be somewhere that seems like a genuinly great country... namely Canada :P I joke, both countries seem great to me.

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 7:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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333. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

DO: Have you ever been to Download? it looks fvckin epic!
F.A.N: I have the 1st disc of Walk With Me In Hell on hold on Netflix, but it sais there's a 'very long wait'. Guess i'll have to wait a while...So it's another concert dvd/between shows thing?

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 8:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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334. Kalis_wrath writes:

It was just weird Red. He totally earned going out last night. He worked a 6 day work week, and in his line of work that is rough! He loves to dance and drink, so he yeah, he was pretty buzzed, but hurt no one, and we made it home safe as he sobered up to drive. Maybe at age 29 he feels like its time to mellow out? I just wish he was not so hard on him self. Then again, he is a Leo.

F.A.N, sorry to hear about the troubles seeing The Absence. Perhaps when it is meant to be, you will get to do so. Why would LOG play such an odd town?

# Sep 21, 2008 @ 8:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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335. Diamond Oz writes:

I have been to Download yeah. In 2005. The headliners were Black Sabbath, System Of A Down and *gulp* Feeder. It had some great bands and was good fun but the lineup gets worse every year to be honest. Take this year for example, it was headlined by Kiss, The Offspring and LostProphets. Fair enough that Kiss headlined but the other two shouldn't have been there let alone headlining. It really p***ed me off aswell that they thought Judas Priest didn't deserve to be booked as headliners. Download is run by wankers and is mostly attended by wankers too and it can kiss my arsehole. However I went to Graspop in Belgium this year and that was really good, everyone's really friendly for the most part, much better lineup, better atmosphere in general, food's cheaper etc. If you ever go to a European Festival, go to Graspop. If you want a festival full of pill popping d***heads who steal from you at every chance you get (including your car), go to Download. Not that I didn't enjoy Download when I went lol.

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336. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I heard graspop is really awsome. The first Euro fest that I think I'm going to go to is Wacken.

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337. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I forgot who said they were listening to a Skindred track, but their awsome. I got to see them live when they came to Madison with Nonpoint and Ankla(Ankla was awsome: there was a circle pit and a kind-of-sort-of wall of death!)

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Ankla is the sh**. I enjoy Nonpoint thouroughly, and I would say Skindred is the sh**, but I only have like 3 tracks by them; I keep forgetting to download more of them...maybe Mr. OZ copuld help me with reccomendations? I know you listen to SKindred I think...

And MHD:
ya the first disc shows them on the road through America/Europe/Japan and Australia, with brief clips of concert footage all throughout. It's completely different from Killadelphia really, but still really fun to watch. The second disc has The Making of Sacrament on it, along with the Redneck music video(I actually hate that song now, but whatever) and the entire set of their Download festival appearance. You know, the one where Bruce d***inson said there would be no moshpits? and then Lamb of god started three and had two wall of death's? f***in Bruce d***inson haha.

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339. Terminator writes:

i saw ankla at ozzfest last year and was impressed at all. they were one of the loudest bands i'd ever seen live, but i just didnt like their overall sound/vibe. a friend of mine also bought their most recent album and i liked that even less. i never could get into skindred either despite everyone i know likes that band.

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# Sep 22, 2008 @ 2:57 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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340. Kalis_wrath writes:

Morning guys! How is everyone?

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 11:23 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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341. That_One_Guy writes:

Morning, Kali. I'm great.. just listening to Sodom and Destruction. How are you?

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 11:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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342. Kalis_wrath writes:

Tired as fvck! Could not get to sleep till nearly 2am! I just loooove restless nights! Though, I am REALLY looking forward to the NCIS season premier tommrow! WOOHOO!

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 11:57 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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343. That_One_Guy writes:

Same here (about the 2 am comment, that is).. I got up about 3 hours ago 'cause I just couldn't sleep, so I've been listening to music and playing my guitar since then..

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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344. That_One_Guy writes:

And I work nights, so I don't get to see much good TV.. Sigh. Haha.

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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345. Kalis_wrath writes:

WOAH! I just had an awful crap in my stomoch! That sucked! Anyhow, what do you do for a living?

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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346. That_One_Guy writes:

LOL! I'm assuming you meant "cramp".

As for me, I cook.

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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347. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* Yes, I did mean cramp. Teach me to post quickly after pain! My love should be a cook. He makes the most yummy dishes, and this comes from a woman who grew up with a Cancerian mother. How long have you been a cook?

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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348. That_One_Guy writes:

About 4 years now. My wife is a better cook than I, though, in my opinion.

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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349. ZT writes:

"And I work nights, so I don't get to see much good TV.. Sigh. Haha."

Dude, in terms of TV, you're not missing a thing.

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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350. Kalis_wrath writes:

T.O.G, you ever notice how food tastes better when you are not the one to make it? I swear it's one of the strangest phenomemas(sp?) ever!

How you doing ZT?

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 12:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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351. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, yeah, I noticed that too. Maybe I'm too self-critical?

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352. Kalis_wrath writes:

Perhaps. My Mom make meals that are delicouse! Then she will sit there and go "well... I should have done this, this and this. Sorry it's not perfect." God, I would be ready to smack her! *LOL*

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353. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, my wife is kind of like that sometimes.. she always wants to watch me take the first bite to make sure I really like it. It's sweet and all but I don't like it when people watch me eat.

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# Sep 22, 2008 @ 1:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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354. Diamond Oz writes:

As far as Skindred goes, check out "Babylon", "Selector", "Set It Off", "Trouble" God there's loads. I f***ing love Skindred lol. One of the best bands I've ever seen live and I seen them four times.

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355. That_One_Guy writes:

Morning, Oz! Nice to see you (err, nice to see you typing?). How are things?

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 1:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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356. Diamond Oz writes:

Things are very well thank you! Yourself? I dunno what the time is your end but it's ten past seven here, definitely not morning it's getting dark lol!

I've been on a massive Spineshank binge ever since I found out they were reuniting lol.

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 2:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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357. That_One_Guy writes:

Oh.. ha. It's 1:23 pm here.. but me, I'm doing great. I haven't listened to Spineshank in a while, but I'll have to dig out those CDs and give them another listen.

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 2:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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358. That_One_Guy writes:

I've been listening to Boris for a while now, though. I can't understand the lyrics 'cause most of them are in Japanese, but I love these guys.

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Oh sure, NOW everybody is on. Where the f*** was everybody at 5 am!? lol

I couldn't sleep at all, so I just watched Iron man and Escape from Guantanamo bay while listening to Cephalic carnage and stevie ray vaugn (great mix btw) I only slept for like 4 hours and just woke up. 8O

Oh, and thanks DO, I was scared you were going to name the exact three tracks that I had just for irony's sake, but instead I've got a bit of downloading to do: Thanks!

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# Sep 22, 2008 @ 2:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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360. Kalis_wrath writes:

Dude, F.A.N, you were up at 5am?! FREAK! *LOL* :P

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361. Kalis_wrath writes:

By the way. HI DIAMOND! Glad to hear you are well. :)

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Don't you live on the west coast Kali? 2 AM in WA=5AM in FL That would mean that you were up at the same time that I was! Hypocrite! You just didn't want to talk to me. =( lol

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363. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

Kali, im doing great! wait, at least i think so...anyways

so my sister was playing world of warcraft and i made fun of her for being so addicted, but then she got me to try it and now I'm addicted. i feel like a geek! but then maybe not, being a geek is who you are, not what you do.

did you guys ever hear about those korean parents that were so addicted to WOW that their 4 month old child suffocated?? haha, i think thats just ridiculous.

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364. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

ewwww, F.A.N. you listen to classical music?? haha, jk.

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 3:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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365. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol hi Kalis! How are you?

No worries F.A.N. Skindred are a great band. If you want more of the reggae feel, check out their songs "We Want" and "State Of Emergency".

How is everyone else tonight?

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366. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

Oz, you ask how am i doing tonight?? Well.....I'll see when it actually becomes "tonight", it's still 2 pm over here, lol

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367. Diamond Oz writes:

Oh yeah. It's twenty past ten here so you can see how I get confused. How are you doing today then?

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368. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

im feeling great, i answered that in post 364, two hours cant change much, haha.
hows life going over there??

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369. Kalis_wrath writes:

Man is today draging on!

F.A.N, sorry I missed you on-line this am. Perhaps if you log into myspace if you are up early again tonight we can chat?

LM, atleast you haven't gone down the Ren fair or Civil war reconstruction route! That would be uber geeky! Hahaha!

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Dude seriously I had to use my window scrapper today on my car, it was all frozen. Mr.Winter is coming to get us from behind...and freeze them

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371. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

Mr. Summer is too strong for lil Mr. Winter over here. HAHA, in your face you coldblooded season. Go to hell, you need some warming up to do. lol

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372. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

i think ive finally lost all the tan i got in texas. The sun is so much harder on you in TX than CA. i never actually realized how dark i had become, i have a friend who looked about 2-3 times lighter than me when i first got back. now hes twice as dark as me. crazy sh*t.

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373. Kalis_wrath writes:

I am frikin Casper! Got a small, tinsy tan at the fair and it faded away fast! Scandavian blood for ya!

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 6:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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374. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

Kali, ive never even heard of Ren fair or the civil war thing.

i heard that Sarah Palin has a tanning bed inside her house. haha, thats why you dont live in alaska!!

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Hey LM, you'll know when you are really really dark when you walk in the street and all the blacks guys look at you and go : hey did you see that brother ? He must be fresh off the boat !!!

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376. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Funny stuff Red!
LM, Ren fair= Renisance fair, and the Civial War thing is those re-inactors, that run around pretending to be in the Civial war. I kinda think those people should join us in 2008, unless it is purely to educate the young ones.

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377. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

lol red. i was dark enough that i looked like i had been smuggled across the border from mexico tho. it almost looked like i had been plowing fields my whole life.

kali, now i know what youre talking about. there was a family on wife swap(ive only watched it once) who was obsessed with the renaissance and dressed like them and danced, played renaissance games, it was one of the scariest families ive ever seen in my life. plus they were pretty much isolated because they were scared of the outside world. ughhhh, i cant understand how anyone could live like that, completely brainwashed kids. If you think your family is messed up, just look at these guys.

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378. Kalis_wrath writes:

That sounds like living with Amish people. Sad that the world has thoes types, but to each their own I guess. If I bear children, I will raise them as Vikings!

# Sep 22, 2008 @ 9:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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379. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

did you know that vikings actually didnt have horns on their helmets?? thats a common misconception.

380

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 4:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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380. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

A dumb blonde called up the airline ticket counter and asked, "How long are your flights from Los Angeles to Phoenix?" The counterman answered, "Just a minute." At which, she thanked him and hung up.

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 5:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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381. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots at waiters as they pass by.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey!Where are you going? You just shot at my waiters and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a panda!Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

did someone tell this one already awhile ago??

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 5:10 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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382. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* LM, you are too funny!

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 5:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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383. ZT writes:

Kali, i've been meaning to axe you this: Do you think any less of me because i'm a 'tallica fan?

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 7:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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384. Kalis_wrath writes:

Now if I thought less of you because you like a band I don't, I'd deserve to be crowned the Queen of Fvcktards! So, no I do not think less of you because you like Metallica.

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 7:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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385. ZT writes:

That's cool. Just checkin'. ;)

How are you anyway?

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 8:37 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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386. Kalis_wrath writes:

Doing alright. Got lots of laundry done today, and that makes me happy. My kitty wants to try to wear my skull belt I think. Took it off my b.d.u's and she instantly put her self in it and is now cuddled up in it! *LMAO*

How are you, ZT? Life treating you o.k?

# Sep 23, 2008 @ 8:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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387. Kalis_wrath writes:

In 18 lil days Kali is going to be 24! My Devil does time fly when you are havin fun! :D

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388. Diamond Oz writes:

I'll have to remember that for 18 days time then Kalis! In two days time I'll be 19. Unreal.

Now playing: Everlast- What It's Like

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 8:33 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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389. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I'm going to be 17 in october....

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 8:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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390. Red writes:

Shut up you youngsters, you make me feel like an old fart...and old farts stinks a lot...bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
A Minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, "Today, church, I am going to say a single word and you are

going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out, "Cross."

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."

The Pastor hollered out, "Grace."

The congregation began to sing, "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."

The Pastor said, "Power."

The congregation sang, "There is Power in the Blood."

The Pastor said, "Sex."

The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Suddenly, from the back of the church, a frail little 87 year-old grandmother stood up and, in a tiny quavering voice, began to
sing, "Precious Memories."

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391. Fuck_A_Name writes:

I dont' have a joke right now, but I do have this-(http://harwer.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/blasp.jpg)hehe

For some reason I had thought Diamond Oz was a sh**-ton older than I was :p I turned 19 like 2 weeks ago.

Oh, and Kali, about the not-talking to me at 5 aM THING, I was just messin with ya, I didn't expect anybody to be up anyway!

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 10:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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392. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, "Precious Memories".

I feel kind of old compared to some of the people here, but not too old. I'm 23. Not sure why, but I always figured Oz was older than 18, lol.

I picked up the new Metallica CD yesterday, and I really don't think it's all that bad. It's not a Master of Puppets II or anything like that, but it's definitely a redemption from St. Anger! Lol, my friend's band wants to make a CD with a cover like the one on St. Anger but with the picture of a scrotum instead of a fist. How f*cked up is that?

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393. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

lol, red

sweet, there are 4 people here with birthdays at the end of the year.
the first thing im going to do when i turn 18 is buy a pack of cigarettes, just because thats my perogative.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 11:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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394. That_One_Guy writes:

First things I did when I turned 18 were bought cigs and got a tattoo. :)

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 11:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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395. Kalis_wrath writes:

I bought my first pack of smokes at 4am on my 18th, and I did not even get fvcking carded! I was so p***ed!

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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396. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, I still get carded for smokes.. most people think I look 15 or 16.. I'm gonna love that when I get older, lol.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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397. Kalis_wrath writes:

It's funny that at age 19 I was getting carded for smokes. I almost always get carded for alcohol! Even at the liquor store I go to for my Jack, and I am there atleast 3 times a month and the same ladies ring me up. I guess if it helps them sleep better at night, then that is good too.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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398. Kalis_wrath writes:

So, I should let you all know that I got word from Godlike. He is doing well enough for being sleep deprived, and he would be posting if he could get an internet connection. Poor man has only gotten 3 hours of sleep.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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399. Kalis_wrath writes:

So, I should let you all know that I got word from Godlike. He is doing well enough for being sleep deprived, and he would be posting if he could get an internet connection. Poor man has only gotten 3 hours of sleep.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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400. That_One_Guy writes:

I don't drink much, because when I do, I drink waaayyy too much (yeah, I'm an alcoholic, I know). But when I do drink, yeah, I always get carded, but that's understandable.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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401. That_One_Guy writes:

Glad to know godlike's doing okay! I miss the dude, lol.

How are you doing, Kali?

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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402. Kalis_wrath writes:

Doing good. Got my am bus ride free because of my pentagram ring. *LOL* How are you, man?

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 12:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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403. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, that's fantastic! I'm doing well, just doing some laundry and listening to music whilst I cruise the cyber world.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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404. That_One_Guy writes:

I cannot believe I just said "whilst". Haven't said that in ages.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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405. Red writes:

LOL, yeah you said it, it sounded good though !
Poor Godlike, he's got a sh**ty schedule, almost as bad as mine...well sh**tier than mine actually.
Folks, here's your wise guy quote of the day : Confucius say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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406. Kalis_wrath writes:

I did 95 percent of my laundry yesterday. Glad to know you are good. :)

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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407. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Red, I am going to have to tell my boss that wise solution!

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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408. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, Red. Gross. Haha.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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409. KORNDOGG writes:

Will this thread end already, im tired of scrolling down:(

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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410. KORNDOGG writes:

You know its too long when my computer just said, stop runnig this script it is making the internet run extremely slow and my become unresponsive!

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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411. That_One_Guy writes:

This thread won't end for like 2 more weeks, it's life is only half over. Or should I be an optimist and say it's still half alive? Lol.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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412. That_One_Guy writes:

Reminds me of a comedian named Demitri Martin (I think that's spelled right, not sure).. he was talking about optimism vs. pessimism pertaining to what the subject is.. for example if you have a glass of sh*t, you'd want to say it's half empty, not half full. On the other hand, if you have a glass full of baby blood, you're not sure.. did it come from a baby or is it going to a baby? Lol, I can't tell jokes as well as he can, but you get my drift.

"I hate escalators... I was in the mall once on an escalator and I fell. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half." - Demetri Martin

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 2:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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413. Red writes:

LOL, here's another one :It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

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414. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

no korndogg, you know your computer/connection sucks when it says that!! haha.

# Sep 24, 2008 @ 3:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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415. Red writes:

Ok wtf guys, are you going to let this thread die or what ??? Where did all of you crazy mofos went ? What's up everybody ?

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 9:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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416. Kalis_wrath writes:

Morning gents! How is everyone? Kali is a sore woman. Happens when ya make love to a 6 foot 4, 200lb man of mucles! :D

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 1:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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417. Red writes:

Er... yeah I was really looking forward to hearing that right now...thanks. LOL

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 3:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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418. Kalis_wrath writes:

It was my plesure, Red. *LOL*

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 4:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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419. Red writes:

Yeah, like you said it was yours, it was yours all the way...

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 4:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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420. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hey, you got post 420, my uncles bday! I get better, post 421, my Daddys bday! :D

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 6:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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421. Red writes:

Wow they were born in 420 and 421 ? Was that B.C or after ???

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422. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! My uncle, b.c, and my Dad, a.d! :p

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 7:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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423. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

wow, what old farts. haha

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 7:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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424. Kalis_wrath writes:

I love my uncle Glen dearly, but the man was STILL useing his 8-track set up, until I a few years ago!

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 8:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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425. Kalis_wrath writes:

I don't know where that extra "I" came from.

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 8:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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426. Red writes:

Freud would have said it came from your subconscious, which mean that secretly, you wish you were the one using the 8-track OR you were using the 8-Track but you are so ashamed of it you pushed it deep down in your psyche. Trouble trouble...

# Sep 25, 2008 @ 8:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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427. godlike writes:

good mornin fellow metalheads....!!

Im back home now for a couple days... and damn does it feel GOOD....!! I sure missed my guitars and an interent connection..!!

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 9:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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428. Red writes:

And I'm sure you missed sleeping as well

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 11:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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429. That_One_Guy writes:

Good morning, everyone. How are you all doing today?

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 11:25 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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430. Kalis_wrath writes:

*does a dance* WOOHOO! ITS FRIDAY! :D

Hey there Godlike! Welcome back for now. Did ya catch any z's?

Hey there to everyone else. :)

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 12:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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431. That_One_Guy writes:

Weekends? What are those? :P ..I'm a very busy man, lol. I don't know how I have time to get on this site every couple days.

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 12:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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432. godlike writes:

*this just in... I am now well rested and looking forward to a couple days off

I get to leave again Sun night/Mon am....for where..? I have know idea..!!

My trip down to South Carolina was a nightmare that consisted of the trailer breaking down twice, which left me sitting and waiting for repairs for a total of 8 hrs.... I wasnt driving, but still awake and dealing with having to wait... so anyway... that left me with a total of 3 hrs of sleep between Sat at 7pm, until Mon night...at which point, I was able to have a decent supper..and layed down to get some much needed sleep..... a few hours into my coma...I suddenly hear my phone going off....telling me I have a new text messge...... I looked at the clock and it was 2:54 am. Tues morning.... and guess who.... its our own Kalis_ ;-)

As for later that day.. the trip became much better.... I loaded in Charlotte NC and left for Springfield MO. Tues am...spent Wed night there and came home directly from Springfield last night..!!

I have taken the time to read everything since my last post at 296... wow thats alot of chattin in 5 days... I did read through some of the jokes..... and laughed quite loud at a few...

Im not sure what I missed more... playing my guitars or having an internet connection...?

I did see some incredible sights along the way.... everything from the Smoky mountains and a couple national forests to the most incredibly beautiful little brunette working at a truck stop in Kentucky.... while running my CC for the fuel etc...see stood there in front of me licking an ice cream cone.....I couldve spent the rest of my trip right there watching her....!!

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 3:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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433. godlike writes:

ooops.... that shouldve said... I have NOT been able to sit down and read all the posts since my last one at 296..!!!

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 4:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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434. Kalis_wrath writes:

Wait a tick Godlike... I sent that message in the early afternoon! Are you on Virison(sp?)?

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 4:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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435. godlike writes:

nope US Cellular... I still have it on my phone... and it came at 2:54 am Tues morning.....cause I was figuring that it was the time zone differences that made it so late for me....
I got your second one on Thurs at noon:15....!!

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436. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

holly sh!t! I was gone for a while! Godlike! how's the new job holding up? is it boring yet?:)
I actually have a joke that(might) be good!
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and sh!ts out bullets. He uses these bullets to shoot more cows to make more beef jerky. Some people call this: the circle of life.

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437. Jenny writes:

Schools workin my a$$ off, I haven't been on in awhile either.

Godlike: Glad your home. ^_^ Good luck with your next rout, must feel good to stay home, at least for awhile.

How's everyone doing today? I gotta go to a school football game today with my sister, ugh.. :(

Oh, hey I got one : Sex is a lot like math : one bed plus two people, subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply ! Heehee...

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438. Kalis_wrath writes:

Godlike, I don't think I would send a text out that early in the am. So sorry that it got to you that early. I deleted all my texts as I keep my phone pretty clean.

I am excited! I get to see my parents tonight nd they are going to FINNALY see my work tommrow! WOHO! :D

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439. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I get to spend this weekend with a horrible cold!
It's also the homecoming dance tonight(which I don't have to go to, thank god, or should I say, satan?). Time to go play Call Of Duty 4! yay!
Jenny: Haven't seen YOU for a while...sexy joke, btw :)

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 9:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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440. RIFF-MASTER writes:

Everyone's just hanging out here...hmm..

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 9:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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441. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

we havent seen YOU in a while RM! me/jenny(I think) missed you!
how's it goin?

# Sep 26, 2008 @ 9:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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442. Jenny writes:

Metalheaddrummer101: Yeah, I've been really busy, but I'm definitely gonna take advantage of the weekends...oh, I just got back from that school football game, it wasn't that bad (to my surprise)

Riff-Master: I (along with MHD101) have missed you too ! How's are things going with you? You haven't been on in a long while...

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443. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

RM and RM? is gonna be confusing....

does anyone remember that bastard king jericho??

hey godlike, welcome back!! i thought youd be gone longer. next time you should take a camera with you so you can take pictures of all the brunettes you want! haha.

kali, shame on you for bothering godlike. bad girl....lol jk

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444. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Jenny: That's amazing that the football game wasn't that bad! I had to go to them for pep band(ugh) and got my pants bored off me.
LM77: I don't think I've ever seen a king jericho on MU...I haven't been seriously posting since the beging of the month...

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445. Kalis_wrath writes:

I remember King Jerko! That guy is a punk! His posts were littered with mis-spellings, and had the nerve to get on Diamond for having one mis-spelt word in his article!

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 2:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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446. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

*begining* oops...That guy sounds like a sh!thead.

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 4:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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447. Jenny writes:

Hmmm, the name sounds familiar, but I don't really know 'em. That whole spelling thing sounds kinda funny though...

Metalheaddrummer101: Yeah, I got a few people that I know who are in the band, don't know if they enjoy playing at school football games or not. As for the game, our team sucked my freshmen year,(don't know about last year) but now they're kickin serious tail, I was shocked. Me n a couple of my sister's friends just acted crazy. Some freshmen got in our way and I sprinkled soda at em and they flipped out! They didn't know it was me either lol. How's band and music theory going?

Kalis: Hello there, how are you doing? Got any thing fun to do this week?

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448. RIFF-MASTER writes:

Ah yes! Things are going great here Jenny & MHD...
I'm just sitting back and shreddin' a few riffs...

N.P. - Pink Floyd - "Wish You Were Here"

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 4:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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449. Jenny writes:

Riff_Master: Good to hear that things are going well. I've been checking out several sites for band names...found great stuff, but school has been keeping my busy, even drafting. How's that one job training thing going in L.A ?

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450. RIFF-MASTER writes:

Searching for band names?...Are you getting a band together or are you searching for new bands? My job training is looking up. I'll be done in about 2-3 months. How about you? How's school and life coming at ya?..

N.P. - Led Zeppelin - "D'yer Mak'er"

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 5:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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451. Jenny writes:

I'm searching for new bands. I love to do that. I found a site that lets me find all kinds of bands...as of now I'm on a mission to get all of the power metal bands I can find on my playlist. That's going well. As for school, I'm doing pretty good, but I need to do a little better in math. German and drafting are my favorite classes right now. As for life, it's not so bad, just boring lol. I barely have time to get on the computer but I'm aiming at making good times for that on the weekends. Glad your almost done with your job training :) At least your life seems interesting !

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452. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I see that RM has a new avatar :) I still don't get how to get one for MU...

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 8:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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453. Red writes:

Well at that point my friend, if you don't know how to do it just pretend that the black upper body thing is your avatar and that you like it and then insert reasons why it is your avatar and why so many people are copying it on this site. Trust me it will work (unless everybody reads that posts...)

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454. Terminator writes:

hey guys

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 9:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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455. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hey Termie! How are you?
Jen, I am doing great! My parents were like kids in a candy store at my antique shop! *LOL* And you seem to be alright. Keep up the good work at school and ya might end up with a present from Kali. ;)

My phone is getting close to giving up on this thread. :(

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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456. Jenny writes:

Riff-Master: Nice avatar :)

Terminator: Hey. I was bored earlier but I'm gonna go outside and jam with my friends in awhile (of course I got to save my homework until Sunday night. How are things going?

Kalis: So nice to hear from you again...a present eh? Well I don't need one but anything will do LOL. Just kidding. Hope business is going well at your shop. Why is your phone getting close to giving up on the thread?

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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457. Jenny writes:

Whoa, I had no idea who that was on Riff-Master's avatar but I just found out that it's a random picture he found on google images lol...

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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458. Kalis_wrath writes:

My phone wont display documents that are over 819210 kilobytes.

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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459. godlike writes:

Hey every1....

I spent the day shopping and cruizin the ol ladies old muscle car....Damn, there is just nothing like an over abundance of horsepower...!!

I have now obtained wireless service for my laptop...yeah... that means Im online where ever I might be travelling...!! COOL..!!!

Im really surprised that db has been letting another one of these "chat threads" go on this long.....!! kudos to him for allowing it...!! I just hope there is some new a7x news by the time this thread ends..??

Riot - Swords and Tequlia

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:39 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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460. Terminator writes:

jenny - doing homework before the absolute last possible minute is a sin...the only exception is if its something interesting, which for me in high school was VERY little.

as for how i've been: ive been better...been putting in a ton of hours at work, which will soon be durastically cut, which sucks...as do bills.

now playing: jekyll and hyde - confrontation

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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461. Kalis_wrath writes:

I love how light on the moderations Deathbringer is!

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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462. Jenny writes:

Terminator: As far as homework goes, it in not interesting at all, but I won't do it too late, at least I hope not. Pardon me for asking but why are your work hours going to be cut?

Godlike: Good thing you'll be able to stay in contact ! Oh, just curious, what kind of muscle car were you cruzin?

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 10:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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463. godlike writes:

Yes, I too am quite excited about the ability to have interent access anywhere...!!

Jenny - The car...?... Its a 1971 Ponitac GT-37
The best way to describe it, is that it looks exactly like a GTO...there are just a few subtle differences that actually make it alot more rare and in some circles worth alot more money than a GTO of the same year.... somewhere between $20 - $40 grand depending on the market and whose looking and what theyre willing to spend....!!

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464. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

I'm gone for an hour and there's a sh!tload of new posts! Godlike: It's awsome that you can have wireless interwebs! You won't be so lonely on the road now, will you? :)
Red: Lol'ed at your advice, I should probably take it :)
Just so I can get people to feel sorry for me: I just got a sinus infection on Friday! It fvckin sucks! ok...I'll stop now :) (I'm using :) way to much)

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 11:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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465. Terminator writes:

my hours are going to be cut because my work is under going significant budget cuts. gotta love the sh**ty economy. it could be worse, at least i still have a job.

how's it going godlike

now playing: led zeppelin - achilles' last stand

# Sep 27, 2008 @ 11:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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466. Kalis_wrath writes:

Its like you need two jobs just to get ahead. I hope that soon the rich bastards with tight wallets wake up and realise that they could be helping out!

# Sep 28, 2008 @ 12:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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467. RIFF-MASTER writes:

Jenny - Thanks but my previous avatar was an experiment gone wrong and yes it was a "Random Picture"....hahaha!!!!. I'm putting up a pic of myself as my new avatar. People have said I look like a Russian Mobster/German Drug Lord/Neo-Nazi/Skinhead....lol...I don't really mind though. I take them as compliments. Anyways, you're in a hunt for Power Metal bands?...lol..the way you said that seemed funny to me. Hmmmm??.... I'm not huge on power metal but you should check out "Helstar" Texan Power Metal and "Nocturnal Rites + Masterplan" European power metal. Oh!...my life isn't that interesting...well atleast I think so. Us youngsters still have a lot to go through.

MHD - What's up man! how's everything going?

Godlike - A 1970 pontiac eh?..now that's as metal as it gets. My dad owned a 57' Bel Air and an 81' Camaro back in the days. Kickass cars!

Kalis - The rich are too greedy...I doubt they will share...lol

N.P. - Deep Purple - Highway Star

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468. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

RM: Things are going pretty good. I found out how to cure my CD buying habit: be an album reviewer! I might do reviews for Adreneline Metal Union and if you review you get free albums! thats going to be awsome...
btw: Highway Star kicks ass. Are people in a classic rock mood at the moment?
N.P: Led Zeppelin-No Quarter

# Sep 28, 2008 @ 10:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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469. ZT writes:

Helstar are a good band. I'm not a big "power" metal fan though...

I don't know if this counts as classic rock, but it's one of my all time favorite songs, so f*** it.

Patti Smith-Because The Night

# Sep 28, 2008 @ 2:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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470. Jenny writes:

Riff-Master: I already knew your previous avatar was random (see post 458) Heehee ! I dig your new one, you do kinda look like what people say but I think that's cool. Oh, and I'm already aware of 2 of the bands you suggested to me...I have my ways :) And it's so true, us youngsters do have a lot to go through, or should I say put up with lol. You must be excited about your job training almost being over.

ZT: I LOVE classic rock as well as all sorts of metal, just thought I'd share that.

MHD101: Dude, you might be an album reviewer? Thats kick a$$, and that whole 'free albums' deal is sick ^_^

Now Playing: "A National Acrobat" -Black Sabbath

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471. xSlipknotxMaggotx writes:

You guys should check out my friends band, called Field of Poppies.
They are a releasing their first EP sometime soon, and I'm trying to advertise for the band a little, just to get their name out in the open.
They've posted a demo of one of the songs on their MySpace page, which I'd link to you if I could.
They're style is a bit of grunge/new wave/alternative.
If you search for Field Of Poppies on the MySpace music page they are the first result. They are from New Hampshire.
Tell me what you think of them!

# Sep 28, 2008 @ 9:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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472. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

Jennny: I don't think I've heard a sabbath song with that name. Is it Dio era?

# Sep 28, 2008 @ 9:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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473. ZT writes:

^^It's the second song off the Sabbath Bloody Sabbath album, and a f***ing bad a$$ one at that..

I am the world that hides, the universal secret of all time

Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime

I've lived a thousand times, I found out what it means to be believed...

The thoughts and images, the unborn child that never was conceived... sorry, I HAD to sing it! lol

# Sep 28, 2008 @ 10:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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474. godlike writes:

ah yes.... the classic Sabbath is quite good..!!!

ZT - whats shakin man..??

Jenny - its really cool to know that such a young girl has such excellent taste in metal.... There should be more women like you an Kalis_ out there..!!

R-F - actually that post read 1971 Pontiac.... indeed the old muscle cars are the greatest.....
I spent the whole day today out cruizing again....and I gotta say it again... there is nothing like LOTS of horsepower..!!!

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475. Terminator writes:

my dad's got a 1965 mercury comet with all original parts on it. its a really cool car that you dont see very much of anymore, which is a shame.

# Sep 29, 2008 @ 12:30 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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"ZT - whats shakin man."

Not much dude, just the usual sh**....

# Sep 29, 2008 @ 1:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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477. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

king jericho was so annoying, but fun to mess with. i had so much fun cussing him out last year. He was such a dumba$$ although Dale was probably the most retarded out of all of em.

my car is an '87 toyota and a piece of sh*t, well, its actually my dads, but i use it and it sucks horse a$$. the only thing i like about it is its the only car my family has thats a manual and that i dont have to worry about crashing that piece of junk.

speaking of rich bastards and money, what do you guys think is gonna happen to the US economy??

# Sep 29, 2008 @ 3:22 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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478. ZT writes:

"speaking of rich bastards and money, what do you guys think is gonna happen to the US economy??"

Well, I guess it's safe to say we're f***ed. But I really don't care anyway....

And the rain will kill us all....throw ourselves against the wall...

no one else can see...the preservation of the martyr in me...

Sorry, I love this song. haha

# Sep 29, 2008 @ 5:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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479. Red writes:

Como estas b****es ??

I too love this song. As for the U.S economy, I don't really know what will happen, just that it will have an effect on ours (Canada) soon. Although we will not be hit that bad because our system does not permit such things to happen. But I guess that hard times are ahead with a huge recession that will probably last for at least a year and maybe a lot more (let's hope not). And it will definitively influence the outcome of the presidential elections, since most of the Republicans voted against the Government plan to inject money into the economy to keep it alive...

Anyways I hope that it all goes well soon, the US are our best friend and I wish them the best...

# Sep 29, 2008 @ 6:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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480. Jenny writes:

Metalheaddrummer101: Yeah, what post 474 said about the Sabbath song is right on the ball. I have Dio era stuff too. I also have a video of Dio in concert...it's the sh!t :)

ZT: Nice singin lol...I can't sing to save my life but I do it anyway !

Godlike: Thanx for the compliment. As for you, most guys seem to have great taste if they're into any sort of rock. Especially you...oh, don't know if you'll like them, but have you ever heard of a band called Dragonfly ? This band might take awhile to check out because I actually found several bands that have that name, but if it helps any, they sing these two songs : "Baby Doll" and "Blue Monday" I like em.

Dudes, I tried doing homework on a Sunday evening and I ended up falling asleep on the floor while listening to Led Zeppelin : can't beat a nap like that...^_^

# Sep 29, 2008 @ 8:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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481. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

i think were pretty much screwed. the most we can do is slow down the recession. then we'll have WW3 and then I'll have to go fight in it. oh well, 100 years from now it wont concern us.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 1:15 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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482. Red writes:

I'll find a way not to go and fight in WW3, I have lots of good ideas.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 7:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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483. Jenny writes:

The new Amon Amarth album is released in the US today ! WOOOOOT ! (at least that's what it says on my calender)

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 10:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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484. my <;3's yours writes:

a7x isn't all that great. i like alot of their old stuff but not their self titled cd. hey i heard that they are coming out with ANOTHER cd pretty soon... Does anyone know if thats true???

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 11:06 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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485. Devon Blackstone AKA Angry Black Man writes:

Man what the f*** honkies? Had to read motherf***ing article about a brother called Adrian McCoy getting his a$$ busted in jail because of you racist b****es. Man f*** is wrong with you fools. I see a couple of hillbilly teethless hicks like Godlike and Branded proudly sitting in a saran wrap of their own feces at home while our brothers are getting raped in jail, man. f*** mayne f***.

I am defending a martyr who stood up to korn a worthless band, when the mayne listen to Slayer, Iron Maiden and even regurgitator shame on you honkies jackasses shame on ya'll.

Devon Blackstone to ya'll. Punk a$$ b****es!!!

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 11:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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486. Jenny writes:

Davon Blackstone: I don' t know Branded that well, but do you even know Godlike? You can't just
asume he's something that he may not even be...I'm pretty sure that most of us here are not racsist. I'm really sorry for what happened to Adrian McCoy, but don't blame that on just anyone. About you defending the martyr, I don't seem to understand what's goin on, can you give me some details? Thanks.

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487. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

godlike's not racist, he even owns a couple Color TV's.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 3:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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488. RIFF-MASTER writes:

#488 lol....

Gaaaaaahhh...Has anyone ever played Call Of Duty 4..............on weeeeed?...
Oh man! such an amazing experience. BTW, how is everyone?...

Jenny - Yup, i'm semi-excited about finishing up my classes. Say, I searched that band you mentioned "Dragonfly" on youtube but found nothing...Where would I find some of their material?
Oh, have you checked out Magician + Hibria?...I saw them on youtube somewhere. I'm sure your research has stumbled upon these 2 bands.

MHD - Album reviewer?...that sounds fukking great man! You get free music for giving your opinion on albums?...That's badass dude!

Godlike - oh a "1971 Pontiac"...alright cool. There's nothing like cruisin down the streets in a Pontiac...Well, I would'nt know

N.P. - Attomica - "Deathraiser"
^ Brazilian Thrash Metal at it's finest!

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 3:34 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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Hell yeah... Im not racist.... not only do I own a couple color TVs... I also have a black dog...!!

Hey every1.... I now have my wireless connection under control and working..!! I will now have internet where ever I go..... as long as I have a cellphone signal that is..!!

Nothing new here..... just enjoying a day orso off.... and then its off on the road again...!!

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 3:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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490. King Jericho writes:

Rotflmao classic comedy by Devon n*****stone or however the douche wants to be called. Lord agony deserves the anal forking he is getting in San quentin courtesy of all those fat flabby white gorillas, oh lord....

No wait, am I going racist? I used the N wooooooooord!!!! *Puts hands in mouth*, Devon, devon, pardon me, pardon me.

It seems a man can only get so far. But then again does the Epitome of Perfection cares? Nope, in fact I am sick and tired of the limits that the modern world has bestowed upon us. Like you can have mild level nudity in broadcast television and this site further push this ridiculous act of "Authority" by censoring bad words. Gosh Deathbringer come on.

Anyways one will say..."This King Jericho only comes here to fight". Wrong asshats, I come here to take things of my chest, especially this narrow minded metalheads who feel the need to bash Nirvana, AIC, Trivium etc etc because they are not "real metal".

Anyways I am going to say this here and now, some of you might not remember me by my former name but I used to be called "Anti-Slayer" here back in 2006, I used to be part of the little clique with Red Devil, Korndogg and Coco, lmao, and how we always ridiculed rulin kmadd and Liquid metal 77. But those two are sh**, where is Rec Chord.

Anyways due to my vast knowledge you low level subordinate can start to consider me the fountain of youth in Metal Underground anything you need to learn from yours truly go ahead.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 4:19 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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491. That_One_Guy writes:

You used to associate with Korndogg? Man, that guy's a douche. Lol.

Now playing: Early Man - "Death Is The Answer"

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 5:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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492. That_One_Guy writes:

By the way, Red Chord is now just known as Red.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 5:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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493. King Jericho writes:

Did I f***ing ask you a variety of questions so that you can tell me this? No, I did not, keep that c** chute you call your mouth shut. I was expecting Devon to respond. Not that I am looking for any beef.

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494. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

Princess Jericho, do you really want to start this up again?? by the way, i never really sided with RK and i only bashed you after you changed your name because you started acting like a b*tch and saying sh*t like "I am the king of MU, you will all bow to me". get your facts straight you braindead muthaf*cker. and it was you who was ridiculed, along with all the other trolls that i hunted. and isnt rk a militaryman?? he could kick your a$$ any day in a real fight. now stop contaminating our chat thread, unless you are an a7x fan and want to flame us for not being fans.

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495. Kalis_wrath writes:

*LOL* King Jerko is back. Whats the matter? That p***s envy of your's flareing up again?

Come join me in the Nirvana thread guys. My phone is barely able to get into this thread. This is my 3rd attempt at posting in here.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 5:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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496. That_One_Guy writes:

Not looking for any beef? Seems to me you'd be used to getting a few footlongs of beef right into your c** chute.

And who the f*ck is this Devon Blackstone character anyway?

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 5:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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497. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

he's delusional, he thinks his imaginary friends actually exist

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498. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol. I've heard about this King Jerko guy before. Doesn't seem that a lot of people like him.

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 5:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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499. That_One_Guy writes:

Yay, I get post #500!

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 6:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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500. Jenny writes:

Riff-Master: Thanx for the suggestions, I haven't heard of Magician yet, but I've just recently been introduced to Hibria by my drafting teacher :) I'll check out Magician ! Um, about Dragonfly, I don't know anywhere else to check out their material except in this spot : Go to www.playlist.com Once you're there, there should be a blue box that you can type in. Type in Dragonfly. (This should give a lot of results, including songs that are titled "Dragonfly" but from different bands though)...Go to the very bottom of the 1st page and there should be a song called "Babydoll"...listen to that one. If you need another song, go to the 4th page and click on the song "Blue Monday" (it should be the 4th song down) I personally like that song better so listen to that one ! I don't know if you'll like them, I just found out about them...tell me what you think.

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501. godlike writes:

yeah,...... ol Queen Jerko didnt get that mouth from eating square meals..!!

# Sep 30, 2008 @ 7:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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502. Red writes:

Hahahah King Jericho is trying to get me to bash him again. But I don't really feel like it anymore, you know he's a used toy, with broken wheels, so you just don't play with it anymore, it has become useless. And he's so dumb that he can't figure out that Red is also Red_Chord. But he says he wants to come here to take things off his chest, and he probably means all the sperm he's getting sprayed on by his dad...anyways good luck King nothing.

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503. D00D writes:

f*** you too, n***** boy.

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504. Skylark writes:

My god, such hostility hahaha

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505. Fuck_A_Name writes:

hahaha, n*****boy.
That would be the best superhero EVER.

# Oct 1, 2008 @ 7:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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506. Devon Blackstone writes:

Keep using the N word fa**ots, I can't track you white cleft lipped teethless 96 pounds supremacists freaks down and Devon Blackstone ain't joking. DOOD you're a failed abortion, your mother took your f***ing a$$ to the abortionist to shove an egg-beater up your mother spincter to make sure the one-eyed abomination that you're today is never borned, but alas here you're fa**ot.

Skylark hostility will take place in your house when me and my brothers find you, white piece of sh**.

f***_A_Name you will be needing a motherf***ing superhero when I come after you fa**ot.

# Oct 2, 2008 @ 9:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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507. Red writes:

Hey I know, let's play a game that's called Devon Blackfag doesn't exist, his sole purpose here is to create feuds and that's what turns him on. If nobody answers him, he can run is mouth (er...keyboard) as much as he wants with no results.

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508. Txmetalhead writes:

To post 78 Metaldrummer101 - I respond a hundred years later LOL...but thanks for the compliment - yeah A7X constantly make excuses for why they can't tour..blah blah blah... Vocal strain has happened to the best of the them..like Chris Cornell strained his voice with soundgarden once. It is incorrectly breathing or just putting stress on the vocal cords, something that causes that. I also learned how NOT to strain your voice when I was in drama class. Good thing the drama coach caught me before I screwed up my voice. I had a part where I was a coach and had to yell at my players..he told me don't push it, just use your natural voice.

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509. Txmetalhead writes:

Oops - I meant response to post 76.

# Oct 2, 2008 @ 11:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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510. Red writes:

Wow tx, that was a late answer, LOL

# Oct 2, 2008 @ 11:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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511. ZT writes:

Hey dawgz, what's up?

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512. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

wow, devon blackstone just said he CAN'T track us down, what's the point of mentioning that?? it doesn't benefit him or support his argument in anyway.......dumba$$, go learn english, wtf is "borned"?? No such word douche. and how do you really know if anyone here is white or not?? If i was black i would be disgraced by your very existence.

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513. Red writes:

Oh no liquid, please just pretend he doesn't exists, that's what he wants, just ignore him please...

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514. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

sorry, its just that i can't ignore that level of stupidity when i come across it. i wonder why princess jericho and him don't get along. their the same kind.

# Oct 2, 2008 @ 10:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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515. Red writes:

I dunno but Devon is such a tard that he speaks to himself on posts 510 to 512 and doesn't even know the ip logged. Don't waste your time on him, your time is worth a lot more than that. plus if you ignore his stupidity, you completely deny is sole purpose of being here.

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516. His majesty writes:

ROTFLMAO Devon Blackstone!!!

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 8:47 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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517. That_One_Guy writes:

Lol, Devon Blackstone is a 'tard.

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518. LiquidMetal.77 writes:

i mean they're not their.

maybe red, but it's too fun bashing people of lower intelligence. o well, i guess i'll leave him alone, for now.

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 3:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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519. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

wow...I've been gone for a while, haven't I...
Txmetalhead: thank's for replying :)
school's been kicking my a$$ this week, but I'm good now...It's the WEEKEND!!!!
I'm also doing a haunted house! I'm getting my guts ripped out in the scene that I'm doing...fvckin metal....

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 7:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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520. Jenny writes:

Nice ! Dude, I have only 3 days of school next week ! I'm SOOOOOOO fukkin happy.

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 7:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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521. Red writes:

Hey liquid see what I mean, he wrote to himself on post 521. He's too much of a tard to even consider him. He is not of a lower intelligence, he doesn't have any. He would play Jeopardy with a worm and he would loose.

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 7:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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522. SHREDDER13 writes:

MHD - Haunted Houses are a great a experience. Especially if you're part of the act.

Jenny - Only 3 days of school next week?...some sort of holiday or are you just going to ditch?..lol

Come over to the other chat thread. This one takes too long to load.

NP - Kreator - "Pleasure To Kill"

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 8:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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523. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

whoa! lucky!
S13:what's the other chat thread?

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 10:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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524. Jenny writes:

MHD: I'll answer that one, other chat thread = ' A7x's "Dear God" video premiers on AOL music ' article.

# Oct 3, 2008 @ 10:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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525. Red writes:

Metalhead, we use every avenge sevenfold news as a chat thread. It's kinda a tradition around here...because otherwise they are useless

# Oct 4, 2008 @ 7:30 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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526. metalheaddrummer101 writes:

lol

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