Avenged Sevenfold Cancels Rest of Tour, Resumes Tour in October

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Citing vocal strain for M. Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold has cancelled the remaining shows of their current US tour with Shadows Fall and co-headlining dates with Buckcherry. They will be begin touring again October 15 in Osko, Japan and will begin touring again in the US in November with Buckcherry and Saving Abel beginning November 4.
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10. writes:
I liked them, before they got into the whole "we're the biggest f***ing thing to happen to metal ever" persona that they have going. I liked them as a metalcore band and even City of Evil wasn't bad (minus the Axl Rose moments Shadows had on the cd). But their self-titled was just sh** that a band whose too into themselves made.

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28. writes:
yeah Jenny... thats kinda upsetting to think of someone that isnt aware of Megadeth..!?!
Ive always been kinda partial to Megadeth over Metallica... at least after MoP..!! that is until Dave Complain became such a whiner !
W.A.S.P huh.... now thats some old school metal there.... seen ol Blackie and the band back in the 80s.... what a show..!! I really like the tune Mean Man... and there cover of the Who's The Real Me is phenominal..!!
34. writes:
mornin every1
mhd101 - some of the regulars are posting from cellphones... so its truly kinda hard for them to keep postin on such long threads as the Dimmu story..!?!
Kalis_ - Ive been vacationing on a guilt trip for years.... I shouldnt have to deal with it here among friends too...
I knew what you were talking about... but as youve pointed out before, my mind is comfy and at home in the gutter...!! :-)
bbristowe - that truly SUCKS...!!! sorry to hear that.... did they let you keep the pot..??
Y&T - I'll keep on Believin
35. writes:
YAY the new thread! Woot.
Godlike: Hey man! Btw. I wrote this on the Dimmu thread too, but I checked out Raging Slab...good stuff. I'll see if I can hear more tracks. Have you heard of a band called Hardcore Superstar?? (I just found out about them through my drafting teacher)
b.bristrowe: I don't know you very well but I'm on your side, that sucks!
Kalis: How have you been?
Metalheaddrummer101: Found the thread eh? Now we just need Riff_Master. As for school, Math sucks balls!
41. writes:
That_One_Guy: I'm ahead of you heh heh :)
Kalis: thanx for clearin' that up! Fairs can be fun and they have really cool stuff. Can't answer your question though, I haven't entered a Hot Topic in forever...
Godlike: Hope ya enjoy 'em!
Now Playing: "Defying The Rules" -Hibria
48. writes:
Well she smiles a lot but since yesterday she is in a intensive growth session so she drinks all the time. My girlfriend has become a walking fridge. That must be frustrating...but she is well, she's a very tall baby, she is soooooooo curious....but she keeps on farting, burping, peeing and pooing. But it's ok because when I change her diaper she makes the cutest toothless smiles EVER. And how are you ?
49. writes:
Awww! I am glad she is powering on! I am sure you have learned a hazmat suit is not a bad idea. I am also glad she is being breast fed well. That helps a babies brain develop better. I am well. I am hopeing to sleep tonight. I always get excited to see my brother Sven. I can't wait till he has time to join us here. How are you?

55. writes:
Hello!
That_One_Guy: Yes, I meant counting! I get bored really easy what can I say?
Red: You dirty dog you LOL *Jenny's eyes shift very quickly left and right*
I dunno much about Avenged Sevenfold, but they never seemed appealing to me and the video for "Beast and the Harlot" was stupid. As for a song with an exelent music video, I have to go with "Seize The Day." Although I don't listen to them much (not at all) one song I do like is "Sidewinder" mainly because the ending that starts at 4:44 is awesome. They have talent.
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58. writes:
On the other hand, the use of water as gone down mostly because in the states people flush 50% less because avenge sevenfold sucks so much a$$ and eat sh** all the time...so that makes them full of sh**...what ? They7 are trying to save the planet *Red looks around to see if anybody bought it *
63. writes:
headackes SUCK..!!
I was just surfin Youtube...an watching some old videos...I just found out that the former singer for Jason Bonhams band "Bonham" a guy named Daniel Macmaster died back in March :-(
That guys voice was amazing...!!
Bonham - Change of a Season
64. writes:
"so is this the new 'Dimmu Thread'? if it is, everybody stay here! does anybody know about the band Arsis? I just got 'We Are The Nightmare' and it kicked ass!
...57...
What!? no A7X insulting names this time? *andrew goes sad*"
Arsis is the greatest band ever. You should check out their first cd too. But whatever you do, don't check out their second album. It was a st.anger.
70. writes:
ahhhh.... Ive often wondered that myself.... perhaps its just cause Im "godlike"..?
I was born in 69 too.... so that makes it even cooler..!!
hey.... does anyone remember the poster that went by "the antihippy".... he was from Australia Im thinking....kind of a younger kid.... funnier than hell.... we had a blast posting on a couple Lacuna Coil threads long ago...
71. writes:
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”
St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator.....
92. writes:
It kinda helped Godlike.
Today felt like Make Elizabeth feel like sh** for no reason! I have done nothing but work my a$$ off for him and due to me his store no longer looks like sh**! The moment I got in he though that jokeing about fireing me was f***ing funny and got mad at me when I got off work while waiting for my love to pick me up for not saying hi to a custy and telling them of the sale. I DON'T WORK FOR FREE a$$hole!
98. writes:
I would also like to add that I have done alot of stuff off the clock for him and he knows it. Thought that it was appreciated, but I guess he thinks I should just do it. No more I say! I am going to document every second of it now if that is the way he is going to be. I am starting to feel better now...
101. writes:
Jenny Said: Uh, about the whole pants thing, it was just messing around is all. And for the record, I'm the one always wondering where everyone is at!
If anybody was wondering about what she said to my post, it's this inside joke that we have about a sertain random email...just don't ask :)
Sh!t! I was gone for a while, wasn't I?
104. writes:
See that's me, solutions for extreme situations. I figure that everybody will give advice for normal suck nuts situations but my speciality is taking care of business permanently. You need a guy like that, and I'm that guy. My business card says it : Dr.Red Call and it's over for somebody...10% off if you videotape it and send it to me...
114. writes:
mornin...!
Just so ya'll know ahead of time.... chances look pretty good that I will be leaving sometime this weekend or early part of next week... to go on the road...which will begin my new career of driving over the road.... not sure how long I will be gone at any given time...?
So...., if my posts are less frequent.... dont think that I died or anything...!! Of course, knowing just how many sh^tty drivers there are on Americas highways.... I cant really say that something drastic happening isnt totally out of the question..!?!
Kalis_ - yes they both put my through hell.... and one still is...!!
but, the only postive thing is that the one thats not in my life anymore is surely going through her own hell everyday...! I never told you, that her husband purchased surveilence cameras for their home.... so he could watch over her, while he's at work.... hahahahahahahaa ironic that her favorite show is Bog Brother huh..??
118. writes:
ah ha.... but if you have high speed internet... there are websites out there that have every movie or tv show you'd wanna watch..!!
check out - surfthechannel.com
or - watchtvsitcoms.com
Both of these sites have TV shows, movies or music whatever your tastes are..... and the best thing of all is that its free...
For the last six months Ive watched all the new movies, that I want to see, on my computer before they are even released on video.... thanks to all those people that sneak recorders into the theatres... ;-)
I had never seen Weeds either.... but I watched a couple episodes and it became an addiction... because of those websites....now I'm caught up and watching season 4's newest episodes..

130. writes:
LM77 cracks me up again...LOL..!!
Kalis_ - Im not really sure if thats over reacting or just a perfect example of a husband that cant and shouldnt trust his wife..!!
Now, as for her finding out...? I learned from an inside source ( a guy that works at the electronics store where the cameras were purchased )
So out of spite.... I just had to call her and tell her about it ;-)......she had no idea... and doesnt even know where they're set up at..!! HAHAHAHA.!!
132. writes:
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!
Thanks, I think my new avatar is pretty badass lol.
And it's five hours time difference between myself and the East Coast I think.
Kalis, if I was you I'd run in tomorrow morning with a backpack and shout "FOR ALLAH!!!" and watch the boss sh** his pants!
Now playing: The Foundations: Build Me Up Buttercup
141. writes:
LOL... Oz cracks me up again...thats fu^king brilliant..!!
As for me..?.. I like the idea with the backpack.... that would be funny as hell to see...!!
well, as a practical joke anyway... certainly not the real thing.... those crazy suicide bombers are nuckin futs....!!!
Kalis_ - yeah, I think its actually quite humorous what has happened to her.... actually I told her that she deserves ALOT worse..... and perhaps someday she will get it.... after all... Karma is a B^tch..!!!
LM77 - what is all that gibberish in 136.??..and again I gotta say LOL at the comment about the sh**ty drivers.... another azn stereotype..??
Victory - Hungry Hearts
150. writes:
Here is an oldie, but a goody.
Man calls his boss; "boss, I am real sick. I can't come into work"
Boss says "oh no! I have a ton of work to do! You really not well?"
Worker "yeah! I am in terrible shape!"
Boss "tell ya what. Whenever I feel that bad I just ask my wife for sex. I feel wonderful afterward. Take my advice and call me back"
Worker hangs up after agreeing to try to take his boss's advice, and calls back later.
"Boss, its amazeing! I do feel better!"
Boss says "great! See you in today then?"
Worker replies "oh yeah! I must add boss, you have a really nice house!"
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162. writes:
A fine morning it is here in Iowa...!!
the kids in school must hate looking outside and seeing a beautiful sunny day..!!!
post 162, most certainly has a weak hole ;-)
Oz - it took a little while for #146 to become funny... S.H. is the scrawny little singer from The Darkness if Im correct...!!
ah LM77... the sterotype jokes are most often the funniest ones..!! let us not forget the whole thread of Amish bashing...!! an I still find it a bit humorus that your not very good in math ;-)
Kalis_ I sent ya a couple emails this a.m...!!
and where is Red..?.. I havent seen a post in a couple days..... I surely hope all is well for him and the wee little one..!?!
163. writes:
No, Justin Hawkins is the singer in The Darkness. I don't know about the States but they were so huge over here it was unreal. Then the second album came out and no-one gave a sh** lol.
Man I am ill.as.sh**! And not in a good way like Ill Bill.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
164. writes:
only band that i can say that i truly despise....sorry avenged sevenfold fans but i cant respect them. they have talented musicians but their aim was to make $$$. if you love the music you make, you continue to make it and if the masses like it you will make money. however, not that i dont believe in progression, if you change your sound completely to sell records there still needs to be feeling behind you music. they dont have that. hoping for a long hiatus from these wanna be rock stars. just my humble opinion. no offense intended to anyone. you probably hate my musical taste too.
167. writes:
OK Oz... now I feel like an idiot.... who the hell is Stephen Hawking...and was that a joke..?
I was aware of the Darkness but not really much of a fan....
Sucks to know that your feeling a ill today.... get some rest and maybe that'll help.... seems you were up pretty late again last night...!
another LOL at the joke too..!!
Jenny - ah the poor student... sucks to be in school.... but it isnt much better once out in the real world, when you end up hating to go to work because there are bills to pay......
168. writes:
I took music technology but government standards are that we have to do music theory for an hour each week. No-one took it seriously lol, I used to just cause distractions and sh** to make it a bit more fun for everyone. I didn't learn a thing in music theory and found music technology difficult for that matter... and gave up on history after awhile.... and dropped out of Spanish... and dropped out of Film Studies after two lessons.... and had to take GCSE maths three times. But I did my best!
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home!"
169. writes:
Stephen Hawking is the scientist who suffers from MS. He can only talk through a machine that he uses via his cheeks I believe (no idea how that works but that's one of many reasons why he's much smarter than I am), he's also in a wheelchair and has glasses.
Indeed I was up late last night. Takes me ages to get to sleep too which is a biatch.
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180. writes:
Wow...reading has never been more entertaining. I crack up every time!
Godlike: Yeah, I understand that some adults would rather be in school than at work, but either way, earning and saving your money to pay off the things you need in life is WAY better than getting a grade in things you will never use. (at least that's how it appears :)
Speaking of school...I finally appreciate how school works in America...(kind of, not completely) In Germany, kids start high school at 5th grade. If they do the job right, most Germans are through with high school by 9th grade! If not they go on if they wish to do so...I think that's how it goes. Oh, and you know how high schools have an SAT test, yeah well Germans have one like it only 10,000 times harder! It is an 18 hour test that is spread out to last for a couple of weeks. AND there are no 'fill in the bubble' answers. If you fail it, you have to take school all over again. If you fail the 2nd time, you're fukked.
German schools have no sports, clubs, band, or choir. As for electives, they study something in an academic matter no matter what it is!
190. writes:
I feel left out now :(...I have a different kind of blues: It's a school fvckin sucks blues! I can't believe there's still TWO days until the weekend...I'm going to forget my sorrows by blasting some cannibal corpse and picturing me as the serial killer and the people at my school I don't like as the victims! :) isn't that happy? lol
192. writes:
^^^You are a sick twisted f***!!!! Ive been trying to calm down on here, but f*** you ya piece of trash! Why would you say something like that, "i picture myself as a serial killer and people at school the victims"! Thats whats wrong with this f***ing world, fa**ots like you who put on "cannibal corpse" and want to shoot your school up. And your probably f***ed up enough to do something like that you pathetic, goth, friendless fa**ot who gets made fun of at school so you want to kill them.
Joking or not, thats f***ed up, to many people have been shot up in schools by some trench coat wearing punks. I feel sorry for you.
193. writes:
allow me to explain myself. I HAVE friends. I am NOT goth. I listen to that music so that I actually WONT do that sh**. I am a fvckin pasifist! I get so much sh!t at school that I almost WANT to do this sick sh!t to them, but I don't because I have a release: Metal Music! Isn't that what most of people listen to metal for? I don't think that people who are 'normal' listen to this. In fact, I PRIDE myself on being not normal...I have a core group of friends...I don't want to hurt anybody...
P.S.-I am NOT gay, btw.
P.P.S-I hope I explained myself. If I didn't post again and I will try to explain. I take the whole 'goth' thing as an insult, btw...not thretaning you, just pointing it out.
194. writes:
Alright, not something to joke about, but i guess i understand your point. I myself have some anger issues and do vent with the help of music! But come on man, there should be more than "metal" that keeps you from doing something like that. Like the fact that it is wrong to take anybodys life, i hate alot of mother f***ers, but would never wish death upon them. And by the way, f*** high school, after i graduated, i didnt see any of those punks that i hated back then again! And you wont either. f*** the people in school who would make you say that. They are nobodys, and karma is a b****.
Get through school man, and dont kill nobody! lol!
198. writes:
Korndogg- WoW.... for a moment I seen the old Korndogg in #193....damn man... you do have some anger issues...!!!
I am quite pleased that you laid off mhd101 in your most recent posts.... ya gotta give the kid a break...after all he is just a kid.. ( I only say "kid" because he is under 18)
Perhaps you didnt realize that there was humor their when it was stated.... Ive read enough of his posts to know that he was only joking.... In all reality he seems like a pretty well rounded young individual..!! but then what the hell do I know..??
mhd101 - no offense about the kid remark.. OK little buddy ?! As Korndogg said... All thats necessary is getting through school and life gets ALOT easier to deal with....
I hated school...and everyone in it....but once your out.... ya never have to deal with those people again... unless ya go to those silly f^ckin reunions....??
Which I have not experienced... and my 20th just passed last summer....
F^ck em all.... I didnt like em then so why would I like em now..!?!
Kalis_ - I think I shall email Red a little later too .... perhaps he is just busy with the little one..??
Terminator - I was speaking of Red.... "the one above" being that he is from Canada...;-)
great weather here too.... and another day of it hopefully....!! Hope all things are going good for ya..!!
Hello there Jenny...!!
200. writes:
And I was busy with work and my daughter and I looked at the post you guys wrote but was so tired I didn't find anything good to say. And since I gained experience with years, I found out that sometimes it's better to say nothing than saying something stupid. Although I specialize in saying stupid things so I guess I didn't find anything not stupid to say so I didn't want to lose my reputation.
I just found out that Barack obama is a girl in a man's body. I mean he looks nice and all and I don't want to interfere in American politics but sh** he's such a girl inside....sorry guys...
208. writes:
Lol good one...
Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.
After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.
"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."
"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
212. writes:
Kinda late to the new chat thread, but here goes... ;b
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My p***s is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size p***s."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me you p***s was the size of an infant!", she said.
"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"
Now Playing: Skindred- Roots Rock Riot
215. writes:
Hold on, i got another one:
A man goes into a repair shop to get his watch fixed. But when he sees that the girl running the store is extremely hot, he unzips his pants and lays his johnson on the counter.
Sir, what are you doing? This is a clock shop! the shocked girl shouts.
I know, he replies. I'd like to get a pair of hands and a face put on this.
Now Playing: Metallica- The Judas Kiss
217. writes:
thanks, I feel like I gotta make SOMEBODY on here laugh, seeing as how I havnt been on the site in like 2 weeks.
While I have some attention, You know of any good Opeth tracks to download? I just listened to Ghosts of Perdition and I want more, pronto!
Now Playing: Cephalic Carnage- Dying Will be the Death of me (who doesn't love Ironic song titles?)
220. writes:
LOL everyone has good ones, but FUNNY $#!+ from Fukk_A_Name though!
One day 3 nuns where at a church. The 1st one said, "Guess what? I found porno in the father's study!" "What did you do with it?" the other nuns asked. "I threw it all away of course." *The 3rd nun was getting nervous.* Then the 2nd nun said, "I found condoms in the father's study!" "What did you do with them?" the other nuns asked. "I poked holes in them of course!" Then the 3rd nun was like, "uh-oh..."
225. writes:
*spoken in a Scottish accent* Grazin in his land good ol McGregor, was exhausted with sweat drippin on his brow. He decides to slumber under his tree.
Later 3 nuns walk by a gigglin of life in the church. Nun one sees McGregor, and says "ey! I hear McGregor, has a mighty large member!" They agree that ey, they will take a look under his kilt. Nun two says "ey! That is a mighty large member!!" and Nun three ties her blue ribbon around his member and walk off giggeling.
As all men have after a healthy slumber, Mr McGregor had mornin wood, as he lifted his kilt, and upon seeing the ribbon exclaims "EY ME LASSES I DON'T KNOW WHO YA ARE OR WHERE YA BEEN, BUT I AM SURE GLAD I GOT FIRST PLACE!"
226. writes:
Sh!t! I'm gone for a few hours, and there's a sh!tload of posts! Does anybody here have a life(I mean, I have no life, but I'm just wondering :) ). I just got the Death album Individual Thought Patterns. Fvckin brutal...it's a shame that Chuck's dead...:( Kalis: I don't know how the hell I started to like metal...I think it was Metal: A Headbangers Journey's fault...and a question: What the hell is with all the nun jokes? lol
234. writes:
OK every1... My days of laying around the house, doing nothing, have come to an end.... Since Feb. Ive sat back and collected unemployment benifits, but I shall be a lazy metalhead no more...!!
I just talked to my new boss.., he tells me that I will be leaving some time Sat. p.m.!
My first trip, back on the road as a trucker, will be to South Carolina... I'll leave there Mon. am for somewhere in North Carolina..and then its on up to Pennsylvania and from there...... I have no clue yet..? Im not even sure when I will be getting back anywhere near Iowa..??
I will post what I can and when I can until then... but as of Sat. pm..... Im not really sure when I will have time to get online again.... at least until I can buy me a cheap laptop to take on the road with me....??
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So, this little boy is sitting on the sofa next to his father watching TV..... The little boy looks up at his father and says...." Dad, whats a vagina look like.?"
His Dad ponders on it for awhile and looks down at his son and says " Well son, before sex, it looks like a pretty pink flower..." The little boy sits there thinkin and looks back up at his father an says " Dad, what does a vagina look like after sex".... after a moment his Dad looks down at him and says...." Well son, have you ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise..?"
238. writes:
Hahahah those jokes are a riot.
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."
The man replied, "Is that your final answer"? She said, "Yes."
...He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."
239. writes:
THE MARRIED MAN'S SCORE BOARD
(NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him)
Simple Duties
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* You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5
* But return with beer: -5
* You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
* You pummel it with a six iron: +10
* It's her father: -10
Social Engagements
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* You stay by her side the entire party: 0
* You stay by her side for awhile, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy: -2
* Named Tiffany: -4
* Tiffany is a dancer: -6
* Tiffany has implants: -8
Saturday Afternoons
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* You visit her parents: +1
* You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
* You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
* And the television is off: -6
* You spend the day watching college football in your underwear: -6
* And you didn't even go to college: -10
* And it's not really your underwear: -15
Her Birthday
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* You take her out to dinner: 0
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +1
* Okay, it's a sports bar: -2
* And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10
* You give her a gift: 0
* You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
* You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
* You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
* You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
* You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
* With her credit card: -30
* And whatever you bought is two sizes too small: -40
Thoughtfulness
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* You forgot to pick her up at the bus station: -25
* Which is in Newark, New Jersey: -35
* And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50
A Night Out With Your Pals
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* You have a few beers: -9
* For every beer after three: -2 again
* And miss curfew by an hour: -12
* You get home at 3 a.m.: -20
* You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
* And not wearing any pants: -40
* Is that a tattoo? -200
A Night Out, Just the Two of You
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* You go see a comic: +2
* He's crude and sexist: -2
* You laugh: -5
* You laugh too much: -10
* She's not laughing: -15
* You laugh harder: -25
Driving
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* You lose the directions on a trip: -4
* You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
* You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
* You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close & personal: -25
* She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60
Communication
----------------------
* When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned expression: 0
* When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
* You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television or picking up a newspaper: +10
* She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10
244. writes:
ZT - I will get my digits sent off in an email before I go... feel free to call when you want..!!
I'm trucking alone, so any bit of company will be more than welcome..!!
Kalis_ - yeah I'll be textin you as I go... when Im pulled over and sitting still that is...!!
Maybe a phone call now an then..? and by all means let the people know whats happenin with there ol buddy godlike..!!
Red - again with the laughter.... Im surely going to miss chatting will all of ya...
but it seems that you and the great Oz are the ones Ive been "chatting" with since some of my very first posts here at the mighty MU..!! One day perhaps we shall talk on the phone....??
Terminator - so your apartment should already be used to some bad "habits" huh..?
OK, so no comments on the joke from 235..? its always been a favorite of mine... but perhaps every1 already heard it before...??
245. writes:
248. writes:
good luck with that truckin' job godlike. im sure i'll be talkin to ya on here whenever you post.
high school sucks. well, i guess it wasnt that bad for me, but all the needless drama of high school kids and unforgiving homework load and a job for two of those years took its toll.
but still, the worst grade i ever went through was fifth grade. that sh** was brutal "education". i had to do more f***ing projects and tests in fifth grade than in the enirety of college (2.5 years). no joke. and the projects were hard, time consuming garbage that's stain was never matched again.

258. writes:
hey did see avangedsevenfold in atlantic city
last year i di dnot want to but my girlfriend she said lets go
well you know did go
it was beter to stay in the casino and get drunk or lose my 30 us to the slot machine because 30 us for avanged sevenfold
a rip off
his voice sucked
well godlike
yuo around man if you have seen wasp
last time i di dsee them was in holland in a small club cald paradiso
think they desirved a bigger club
and yeah it s f***ing sad nowadays that the new metal heads dont remember the old metal
or they dont even know who mustaine is
do have to say i do like megadeth
even when dave whines a lot
259. writes:
Hey ZT, I didn't know you were into the English skinhead scene! I still got my braces and boots and Ben Sherman shirt. Plus Toots & The Maytals were f***ing excellent!
I said a pressure drop!
Oh pressure yeah!
Pressure's gonna drop on you!
I f***ing love ska and reggae. Brought up on it by my dad and I've loved it my whole life.
Godlike man that sucks to hear you're back on the road soon! But whatever brings in the money has gotta be done I suppose.
Now playing: Toots & The Maytals- 54-46 Was My Number
262. writes:
good morning to all fellow metalheads.. \m/
I appreciate all the responses, Its been quite a pleasurable experience to get aquainted with all of ya... some more than others ( you know who you are ;-) )
But all in all I tend to view you people as friends.... while living in such a rural area.... and not doing alot of socializing.... it leaves my personal life somewhat depleted of friendships...
So, it is I that will miss you people the most..!! Although there is a HUGE comradre among truckers....its just not the same as metalheads..!!
So now, I shall post this... and begin to enjoy my last day n a half at home..!!
264. writes:
Hello everyone! I'm sooooo happy it's Friday...
Godlike: Good luck with your truckin', I'm sure you'll find ways to chat here. Do me a favor, keep your eyes open for funny sh!t and werid people on the road so you can tell us all about it :)
Diamond Oz : I love metal, but I dig the reggae stuff, but I need some suggestions on a good ol ska band, any good bands I could check out?
265. writes:
Jenny: I very much agree with you. I got the LOG Walk With Me In Hell DVD from Netflix. I wish I was at the Download festival when they played. On a random change of topic, I was bored out of my mind at school...at least we got to watch The Simpsons in english.
267. writes:
"Hey ZT, I didn't know you were into the English skinhead scene! I still got my braces and boots and Ben Sherman shirt. Plus Toots & The Maytals were f***ing excellent!
I said a pressure drop!
Oh pressure yeah!
Pressure's gonna drop on you!
I f***ing love ska and reggae. Brought up on it by my dad and I've loved it my whole life."
Ha ha, ya dude, I had that song stuck in my head all day!
I find sub-cultures very fascinating. It's cool to see that some people out there are keeping it alive!
269. writes:
Metalheaddrummer101: You guys watched the simpsons in english class? Nice, well, I watched a German video in German class...Dude, Germany only has commercials for 20 minutes a day (as in from 7:00 to 7:20 at night and that's it!!! Crazy...
ZT: Thanks for the suggestion :) I listened to the track you recommended and I also heard the song "Spyrone."
Does anyone on here besides me like the band Pepper? I love those guys!
275. writes:
How is everyone tonight anyway? I've not long come back from the pub, a load of my mates are off to university :( Sucks bollocks growing up eh?
However, I was chatting to a mate of mine about sex tonight. Condoms in particular. We got on the subject of flourescent condoms.
I said "My girlfriend said to me the other day to put on a flourescent condom and turn the lights off, then she'd run in the room naked and jump on my c***."
My mate said "I bet that was a laugh?"
I said "It f***ing was, I put it on the bed post!"
278. writes:
It sucks that you missed the bus...I walk home, so I never miss anything! problem is, it's a mile-and-a-half walk to get home :(...yeah, yeah. I'm lazy. I don't think I ever got p***ed off enough to throw a chair at a wall...I think the most I've ever gotten really p***ed was when I accidently broke my window with a water bottle...my parents LOVED that. I had to pay for the new window (true story, btw)
279. writes:
You broke a window with a water bottle?! Man you must've been p***ed off ! I can't ever recall a time where I've done something drastic out of anger, but then again my life is pretty boring and it takes a lot to make me mad...you may not believe me but I used to get mad at anything, but I would just get frustrated and yell...pretty lame...
280. writes:
evenin fellow metalheads...!!
ZT - I sent ya an email and my number this afternoon...!!
Kalis_ - dont worry... .I will definatly text before a phone call ;-)
Jenny says " Do me a favor, keep your eyes open for funny sh!t and werid people on the road so you can tell us all about it :) "
I most certainly will..!!
Red -my buddy, I'd love to chat on the phone sometime eh... your accent would be funny to hear.. Back when I worked as a debt collector, I had several clients that were from above the border... So I've talked to a few Canadians over the years... and I also try and catch Red Green whenever I can... that show is quite funny at times eh..? SCTV was watched every week when I was a kid... the Great White North with Bob and Doug McKenzie was always my favorite..!!
So, speaking of glow in the dark condoms... that reminds me...
I had a funny experience many years ago with a glow in the dark condom...!!
My girlfriend, at the time, came home drunk one night with this glow in the dark condom that her friend had given her at a party or something... anyway, we decided to try it out.....
So there we are, having sex with her on top of me... meanwhile our dog was quietly sleeping on the floor across the room.... suddenly out of nowhere the dog started growling... so she stopped and sat still, asking me what the dog was growling at..." hmm I dont know"...but the dog stopped growling... so, she started riding away again..and within a few moments, the dog started growling again.... by this time she is starting to freak out thinking someone was outside the house or something.... so she sits still for awhile and we hear nothing... the dog is now quiet again.....
so she starts up again... riding away....and just as we start getting into it hot and heavy.... there goes the dog growling again..... out of frustration I yelled at him to shut up.... So she starts in again... and be damned, within moments, the dog is standing at the edge of the bed growling again but now he is also barking and acting extremely upset...... So after she climbed off of me, I reach over and turned on the lamp to see what his problem was... he immediatly quieted down and layed back down.... as soon as I turned off the light...and she climbed on and started riding me again there he goes...growling and barking like crazy......Now what the hell is going on......????
Finally it dawned on me....hahaha.. he was seeing that glow in the dark condom and growling at it...and then it would disappear... then it would reappear... hahahaha.... finally I took the damn thing off and said to hell with it.... we finished uninterupted and the dog slept through the whole thing...;-)
282. writes:
Kalis: No worries I can tell you're a tough cookie...you don't need to represent anything to anybody! You're better than that. Don't know why you feel sore and sick, but how are you and your love doin?
Godlike: Make the most out of your weekend before you go truckin' with or without the condoms lol...just teasing, good story.
Tomorrow my mom is throwing a baby shower for my aunt...I hope all the fun ladies show up to make me laugh with my head in the gutter! :) I have a small headache right now, and I have homework for the weekend, so I say good night to all of you...Guten Nacht. ^_^
283. writes:
Either the rain brought down some pollen, or I got a small bug at the fair. Its not bad, just a slight sniffles and a cough. Sore because I over worked myself this week at work. My father said it best "If you don't respect your self, then how is anyone else to respect you?" I have had multipul offers to be a stripper, or do porn, but turned them down with an iron fist! I am glad I did as it makes me more proud to bring home a paycheck that I know I earned not being a sleeze bucket. Even if it is smaller than a stripper or porn star. I am also not stupid to the fact that EVERY man jerks off to porn. I would die of embarrasment if one of my male family member's stumbled upon me in action! Me and my love are well. Workin out the small kinks, but it is going very smoothly. I wonder everyday how I lived without him. *sighs* I can say that it is funny whenever I watch Pirates of the Carribean as my name is Elizabeth as you know, and his name is William. :) How have you been?
284. writes:
Mornin every1..!!
Wow, it sure would be nice to LM77 join in at some point..?? Its been a few days since Ive seen him post something....... If not, I shall hope that he catches up in the previous posts..?
Well, Im off to do some last minute shopping for some necessities to take on the road with me... Particularly, a bluetooth headset for my phone... makes driving so much easier/safer when its done hands free..;-)
Im glad ya'll liked my glow in the dark condom story... I was debating even sharing it due to the fact that we have some youngsters among us... I wont say any names like Jenny or mhd101 :-)
I'll be checking in later, before I leave... my departure time is gonna be later this afternoon...!!
285. writes:
Well Godlike it really blows that we won't see you as often as usual. For me, since you my best buddy on this site and have been for such a long time, it's really sad. Hey maybe they will send you trucking to Quebec city one day. Let me know man, we'll have a drink. But dn't come here in the winter, you'll die of freeze burns...
286. writes:
post 285: We're in Highschool! We know about all that sh!t (sometimes to much if your friends talk about it...another reason that it sucks that most of my friends are girls... :P)
Kalis:(post 284) It was half-full with water...I think that could be one of the reasons.

290. writes:
* this just in
While purchasing some necessities for my first trip, I decided to buy a laptop..!! YEAH for me..!!!
it even has a built in webcam and microphone.... perhaps that means some of us can chat while being able to see each other..... wow what a concept..??
What a relief..... I can still post on a somewhat regualar basis.... at least when Im not driving and when I can find a WiFi source.... or at least park close enough to a business that has a wireless internet source...
OK... only a few more hours until I leave.... I gotta start packin and preparing...!!
292. writes:

293. writes:
I broke a window once by kicking through it. Don't ask why I kicked the window, It's a long story, but this is the real kicker(lol): It was a window at my school that was supposed to be bulletproof!
If it actually was bulletproof, then goddamn I have the legs of a horse(among other things), but since I doubt that, my school was cheap as sh**.
Now Playing: Krisiun- "Refuse/Resist"(Sepultura cover)
295. writes:
OK every1....
Im doing the final packing and getting ready to head out.... I will post when I can....
If any1 that has my number wants to call.... I will be loaded and on the road sometime after 7pm this evening...
If I dont answer... leave me a messege and I will call back..!!
Take care... and dont let the man bring you down..!!
\m/
296. writes:
Godlike: *Jenny bows down* I wish you luck man, I'm glad you decided to get a laptop. Ride on brotha :)
Kalis: My mom says the same thing your dad does about respect :) I agree. You know, when you talk about your love you always sound like your in another world, I'm so happy for you...*sigh* As for how I'm doing, I'm not sure how I'm doing (with my inner life that is) but school is really my job right now, and that's going very well. I hope I don't eat those words later lol. !
Metalheaddrummer101: I don't like to be seen very much, I guess I'm pretty shy so I avoid webcams at all costs...oh, and I hate pictures!! I can't stand 'em...
Fukk_A_Name: Kicked a 'bulletproof' window eh? That's pretty bad a$$ ! The only thing that sucks about that is if you had to pay for it.
Red: How are you feeling today?
Riff_Master hasn't been on in awhile, I miss 'em.
297. writes:
I do go off to another planet when I talk about my love. For me it truly is a whole other world to not be mentally or physically abused. I love the fact I am saying this even after he and I have been together over a year. I think he truly feels the same. His past relationships were train wrecks! I want him to get his arse home from work damn it! Just keep up the good work at school. You can do it if you put your mind to it!
299. writes:
Phew! Finally that f***er godlike left, I can't stand that sh**face! I say Good riddance!
Haha just kidding. :b Good luck out on the roads of America man. If ya find something weird while your out there, like a jackalope, or a crashed alien ship, or hell, a hooker, you be sure to tell us about it.
Oh, and the instant you start driving, the first song you should have playing is Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf, just because it would be kickass and funny.
Now Playing: Megadeth- Holy Wars
303. writes:
At the willie street fair(a festival, which is anoyingly a block away from my house) there was a AC/DC cover band...it was pretty good. I can here them from my house. I'll get annoyed after a while. Did anybody here any of enslaved's new songs? they're awsome!
304. writes:
Hey Kali, about the hugs and kisses it's done ans she smiled so that must be good.
Jenny, I am still p***ed from what happened to my job yesterday. so p***ed that I sent out my resume today to several companies to find another job. I'll see what's up with that...
And Godlike, congrats on the laptop, just ride on the NSA airwaves, you should go unnoticed...er...that is for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second. Then some agents will get there and probably butt f*** you real hard...awesome ain't it ? Wadda ya mean no ?
307. writes:
Well you know I'm assistant general manager you know, so it's a hard job. I work 60 hours a week. So since I am assistant general manager, I think it's just fair that I have some advantages such as the main one, I negotiated my schedule. so I've had the same schedule for 3 years but suddenly, behind my back, I saw that the general manager changed it all without even asking me or talking to me. I now end up with a suck a$$ schedule that my assistants have. she told me that they wanted a better schedule. so I told her : hey, I worked hard to get were I am, I do a good job and it's just normal that I have a better schedule than those guys. They just have to do their time. And I told her that my schedule was negotiated with the owners and she said : well I'll tell them that I changed it then...and she left. So I took a chair, threw it on the wall and since then I feel the dark side creeping up on me so I try to keep it down. So today I started sending my resume and If I find something with the same pay but less hours, I am GONE...
310. writes:
I heard about him from my history teacher a few years back, but I never got around to checkin him out. The only reason I remember is because I just saw a commercial for one of his acts on the BBC yesterday.
I hear he's a transvestite who talks about history and calls his audience stupid.
311. writes:
yup!
I find it funny how we can be at eachother's throats in one thread, talking about politics, and be happy friends on another one talking about metal and random sh!t...Mabey we should just stop talking politics altogether. I mean, this is a metal site, for crying out loud! :)
313. writes:
oh f*** no I'm not British! I'm mothufuken pure-blooded American! If you wanna talk about british things on ere I would point you towards good ol Diamond Oz, that man is as Red-coated as you can ask for. :b Jackrum is a brit too I think, but he hasn't reared his head here for a while.
It turns out the BCC is now the fastest growing channel in america, so I caught it on my friends tv, he leaves it on that channel alot, he thinks it's a riot. All I know of British Comedy is Monty Python and Benny Hill music lol
Now Playing: Gojira- Backbone
314. writes:
haha, nice story godlike! have fun being a trucker, im betting that by the end of your trip there will be 5 more flattened rabits down the highways. make sure you pick one up and send it to me as a souvenir, haha.
F.A.N. it was BULLETproof, not horsekick proof. theres a big difference in the physics of it. and plus, bulletproof windows usually work one way. if you kicked from the otherside maybe it wouldnt have broken.
316. writes:
actually, nevermind, bulletproof glass should be able to withstand kicks, and maybe even baseball bats, but FYI bulletproof glass is never actually "bulletproof", a more accurate term would be bullet-resistant.
MHD its going pretty well. i havent been gone THAT long have i??
3 more months and im finally a legal adult
320. writes:
you know what's missing here ? A joke, let's see what I have in my bag of jokes : What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Hahahahahahahahaha ok that was stupid !!!!
323. writes:
pretty good. I saw the second disc of the LOG DVD Walk With Me In Hell and it was awsomme. I wish I was at the Download Festival when they played in 07...three circle pits going at the same time in one of the songs. In Black Label, there were two Wall of Deaths going on at the same time...that would've been awsome!
324. writes:
^at the ozzfest I went to last year there were three pits and two of them were football field-length for Lamb of God. They didn't put them on the dvd of course, but I am in the first dvd when they're filming the lines to the place. Just look for a blond, thor-like character wearing a Pantera shirt lol.
DO, you are so British, I get scared just talking to you because I think my home might get invaded and exploited for it's natural resources haha.
I forgot Broken face was British, I knew I had missed somebody, Is there anybody else on here that's British?
Now Playing: MIA- Paper Airplanes (thank you pineapple Express)
325. writes:
What is it with us girls lovin the bad boys so much? We don't seem to treat nice guys very well, we pick on em. We say things like, "Nice guys suck" or "nice guys finish last haha" well you know what that's not true cuz my husband is a nice guy and he always finishes first..."
I hope someone out there got that one lol :)
327. writes:
Not a bad night, lastnight at the club. The music sucked a$$ with the first dj who has an 80's new wave fettish. Tara did way better. My love did make me mad being so mean to himself for wanting to party after a long week. Can one of you guys explain that to me?
328. writes:
Haha no I'm in Walk with me in Hell. It has two discs, I'm on the first one. I would have killed to be on the Killadelphia DVD, bu that was filmed just before I heard about LoG.
I was almost on The Absence DVD, but my friends and I had no idea where the f*** Ybor city was at the time, so we couldn't make it in time. :p
Now Playing: Amon Amarth- Runes to my Memory
330. writes:
^that's what we said!
Apparently, it's right next to Orlando, but almost no maps online had it listed. We found out where it was the day of the concert, and once we realized how far it was, it was too late to make the trip up there. The funny thing is, I keep trying to go see the Absence, but just end up accidentaly not seeing them. A few years back, they were the openers of a local concert, but I got there late and missed them, then there was the aforementioned Ybor City incident, and then a couple weeks ago, they were the headliners for another local concert, but we all left after Kalakai, cause we were so f***in tired after their mosh pits, so i missed the absence again!
Now Playing: Into Eternity- Point of Uncertainty
332. writes:
Lol don't worry, I maybe as English as Ian Dury but my family originates from Ireland so as a result I hate the British Empire and everything it did. Plus after the last time the English tried taking back America I don't think they'd try it again!
It's hard to tell that Broken Face is British to be fair. I think there is one or two other Brits on the site, onw of which is a staff member.
If I was to invade America though it'd be legally and peacefully so I could get away from this piss drenched island and be somewhere that seems like a genuinly great country... namely Canada :P I joke, both countries seem great to me.
333. writes:
334. writes:
It was just weird Red. He totally earned going out last night. He worked a 6 day work week, and in his line of work that is rough! He loves to dance and drink, so he yeah, he was pretty buzzed, but hurt no one, and we made it home safe as he sobered up to drive. Maybe at age 29 he feels like its time to mellow out? I just wish he was not so hard on him self. Then again, he is a Leo.
F.A.N, sorry to hear about the troubles seeing The Absence. Perhaps when it is meant to be, you will get to do so. Why would LOG play such an odd town?
335. writes:
I have been to Download yeah. In 2005. The headliners were Black Sabbath, System Of A Down and *gulp* Feeder. It had some great bands and was good fun but the lineup gets worse every year to be honest. Take this year for example, it was headlined by Kiss, The Offspring and LostProphets. Fair enough that Kiss headlined but the other two shouldn't have been there let alone headlining. It really p***ed me off aswell that they thought Judas Priest didn't deserve to be booked as headliners. Download is run by wankers and is mostly attended by wankers too and it can kiss my arsehole. However I went to Graspop in Belgium this year and that was really good, everyone's really friendly for the most part, much better lineup, better atmosphere in general, food's cheaper etc. If you ever go to a European Festival, go to Graspop. If you want a festival full of pill popping d***heads who steal from you at every chance you get (including your car), go to Download. Not that I didn't enjoy Download when I went lol.

338. writes:
Ankla is the sh**. I enjoy Nonpoint thouroughly, and I would say Skindred is the sh**, but I only have like 3 tracks by them; I keep forgetting to download more of them...maybe Mr. OZ copuld help me with reccomendations? I know you listen to SKindred I think...
And MHD:
ya the first disc shows them on the road through America/Europe/Japan and Australia, with brief clips of concert footage all throughout. It's completely different from Killadelphia really, but still really fun to watch. The second disc has The Making of Sacrament on it, along with the Redneck music video(I actually hate that song now, but whatever) and the entire set of their Download festival appearance. You know, the one where Bruce d***inson said there would be no moshpits? and then Lamb of god started three and had two wall of death's? f***in Bruce d***inson haha.
339. writes:
i saw ankla at ozzfest last year and was impressed at all. they were one of the loudest bands i'd ever seen live, but i just didnt like their overall sound/vibe. a friend of mine also bought their most recent album and i liked that even less. i never could get into skindred either despite everyone i know likes that band.
now playing: kong - P.R.O.K.O.V.

359. writes:
Oh sure, NOW everybody is on. Where the f*** was everybody at 5 am!? lol
I couldn't sleep at all, so I just watched Iron man and Escape from Guantanamo bay while listening to Cephalic carnage and stevie ray vaugn (great mix btw) I only slept for like 4 hours and just woke up. 8O
Oh, and thanks DO, I was scared you were going to name the exact three tracks that I had just for irony's sake, but instead I've got a bit of downloading to do: Thanks!
Now Playing: Tally Hall- "Welcome to Tally Hall"

363. writes:
Kali, im doing great! wait, at least i think so...anyways
so my sister was playing world of warcraft and i made fun of her for being so addicted, but then she got me to try it and now I'm addicted. i feel like a geek! but then maybe not, being a geek is who you are, not what you do.
did you guys ever hear about those korean parents that were so addicted to WOW that their 4 month old child suffocated?? haha, i think thats just ridiculous.
369. writes:
Man is today draging on!
F.A.N, sorry I missed you on-line this am. Perhaps if you log into myspace if you are up early again tonight we can chat?
LM, atleast you haven't gone down the Ren fair or Civil war reconstruction route! That would be uber geeky! Hahaha!
372. writes:
i think ive finally lost all the tan i got in texas. The sun is so much harder on you in TX than CA. i never actually realized how dark i had become, i have a friend who looked about 2-3 times lighter than me when i first got back. now hes twice as dark as me. crazy sh*t.
376. writes:
377. writes:
lol red. i was dark enough that i looked like i had been smuggled across the border from mexico tho. it almost looked like i had been plowing fields my whole life.
kali, now i know what youre talking about. there was a family on wife swap(ive only watched it once) who was obsessed with the renaissance and dressed like them and danced, played renaissance games, it was one of the scariest families ive ever seen in my life. plus they were pretty much isolated because they were scared of the outside world. ughhhh, i cant understand how anyone could live like that, completely brainwashed kids. If you think your family is messed up, just look at these guys.
381. writes:
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots at waiters as they pass by.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey!Where are you going? You just shot at my waiters and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a panda!Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
did someone tell this one already awhile ago??
386. writes:
Doing alright. Got lots of laundry done today, and that makes me happy. My kitty wants to try to wear my skull belt I think. Took it off my b.d.u's and she instantly put her self in it and is now cuddled up in it! *LMAO*
How are you, ZT? Life treating you o.k?
390. writes:
Shut up you youngsters, you make me feel like an old fart...and old farts stinks a lot...bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
A Minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said, "Today, church, I am going to say a single word and you are
going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."
The pastor shouted out, "Cross."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."
The Pastor hollered out, "Grace."
The congregation began to sing, "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."
The Pastor said, "Power."
The congregation sang, "There is Power in the Blood."
The Pastor said, "Sex."
The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.
Suddenly, from the back of the church, a frail little 87 year-old grandmother stood up and, in a tiny quavering voice, began to
sing, "Precious Memories."
391. writes:
I dont' have a joke right now, but I do have this-(http://harwer.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/blasp.jpg)hehe
For some reason I had thought Diamond Oz was a sh**-ton older than I was :p I turned 19 like 2 weeks ago.
Oh, and Kali, about the not-talking to me at 5 aM THING, I was just messin with ya, I didn't expect anybody to be up anyway!
392. writes:
Lol, "Precious Memories".
I feel kind of old compared to some of the people here, but not too old. I'm 23. Not sure why, but I always figured Oz was older than 18, lol.
I picked up the new Metallica CD yesterday, and I really don't think it's all that bad. It's not a Master of Puppets II or anything like that, but it's definitely a redemption from St. Anger! Lol, my friend's band wants to make a CD with a cover like the one on St. Anger but with the picture of a scrotum instead of a fist. How f*cked up is that?
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It's funny that at age 19 I was getting carded for smokes. I almost always get carded for alcohol! Even at the liquor store I go to for my Jack, and I am there atleast 3 times a month and the same ladies ring me up. I guess if it helps them sleep better at night, then that is good too.
405. writes:
LOL, yeah you said it, it sounded good though !
Poor Godlike, he's got a sh**ty schedule, almost as bad as mine...well sh**tier than mine actually.
Folks, here's your wise guy quote of the day : Confucius say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."
412. writes:
Reminds me of a comedian named Demitri Martin (I think that's spelled right, not sure).. he was talking about optimism vs. pessimism pertaining to what the subject is.. for example if you have a glass of sh*t, you'd want to say it's half empty, not half full. On the other hand, if you have a glass full of baby blood, you're not sure.. did it come from a baby or is it going to a baby? Lol, I can't tell jokes as well as he can, but you get my drift.
"I hate escalators... I was in the mall once on an escalator and I fell. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half." - Demetri Martin
432. writes:
*this just in... I am now well rested and looking forward to a couple days off
I get to leave again Sun night/Mon am....for where..? I have know idea..!!
My trip down to South Carolina was a nightmare that consisted of the trailer breaking down twice, which left me sitting and waiting for repairs for a total of 8 hrs.... I wasnt driving, but still awake and dealing with having to wait... so anyway... that left me with a total of 3 hrs of sleep between Sat at 7pm, until Mon night...at which point, I was able to have a decent supper..and layed down to get some much needed sleep..... a few hours into my coma...I suddenly hear my phone going off....telling me I have a new text messge...... I looked at the clock and it was 2:54 am. Tues morning.... and guess who.... its our own Kalis_ ;-)
As for later that day.. the trip became much better.... I loaded in Charlotte NC and left for Springfield MO. Tues am...spent Wed night there and came home directly from Springfield last night..!!
I have taken the time to read everything since my last post at 296... wow thats alot of chattin in 5 days... I did read through some of the jokes..... and laughed quite loud at a few...
Im not sure what I missed more... playing my guitars or having an internet connection...?
I did see some incredible sights along the way.... everything from the Smoky mountains and a couple national forests to the most incredibly beautiful little brunette working at a truck stop in Kentucky.... while running my CC for the fuel etc...see stood there in front of me licking an ice cream cone.....I couldve spent the rest of my trip right there watching her....!!
436. writes:
holly sh!t! I was gone for a while! Godlike! how's the new job holding up? is it boring yet?:)
I actually have a joke that(might) be good!
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and sh!ts out bullets. He uses these bullets to shoot more cows to make more beef jerky. Some people call this: the circle of life.
437. writes:
Schools workin my a$$ off, I haven't been on in awhile either.
Godlike: Glad your home. ^_^ Good luck with your next rout, must feel good to stay home, at least for awhile.
How's everyone doing today? I gotta go to a school football game today with my sister, ugh.. :(
Oh, hey I got one : Sex is a lot like math : one bed plus two people, subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply ! Heehee...
438. writes:
Godlike, I don't think I would send a text out that early in the am. So sorry that it got to you that early. I deleted all my texts as I keep my phone pretty clean.
I am excited! I get to see my parents tonight nd they are going to FINNALY see my work tommrow! WOHO! :D
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Metalheaddrummer101: Yeah, I've been really busy, but I'm definitely gonna take advantage of the weekends...oh, I just got back from that school football game, it wasn't that bad (to my surprise)
Riff-Master: I (along with MHD101) have missed you too ! How's are things going with you? You haven't been on in a long while...
443. writes:
RM and RM? is gonna be confusing....
does anyone remember that bastard king jericho??
hey godlike, welcome back!! i thought youd be gone longer. next time you should take a camera with you so you can take pictures of all the brunettes you want! haha.
kali, shame on you for bothering godlike. bad girl....lol jk
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447. writes:
Hmmm, the name sounds familiar, but I don't really know 'em. That whole spelling thing sounds kinda funny though...
Metalheaddrummer101: Yeah, I got a few people that I know who are in the band, don't know if they enjoy playing at school football games or not. As for the game, our team sucked my freshmen year,(don't know about last year) but now they're kickin serious tail, I was shocked. Me n a couple of my sister's friends just acted crazy. Some freshmen got in our way and I sprinkled soda at em and they flipped out! They didn't know it was me either lol. How's band and music theory going?
Kalis: Hello there, how are you doing? Got any thing fun to do this week?
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451. writes:
I'm searching for new bands. I love to do that. I found a site that lets me find all kinds of bands...as of now I'm on a mission to get all of the power metal bands I can find on my playlist. That's going well. As for school, I'm doing pretty good, but I need to do a little better in math. German and drafting are my favorite classes right now. As for life, it's not so bad, just boring lol. I barely have time to get on the computer but I'm aiming at making good times for that on the weekends. Glad your almost done with your job training :) At least your life seems interesting !
453. writes:
Well at that point my friend, if you don't know how to do it just pretend that the black upper body thing is your avatar and that you like it and then insert reasons why it is your avatar and why so many people are copying it on this site. Trust me it will work (unless everybody reads that posts...)
455. writes:
Hey Termie! How are you?
Jen, I am doing great! My parents were like kids in a candy store at my antique shop! *LOL* And you seem to be alright. Keep up the good work at school and ya might end up with a present from Kali. ;)
My phone is getting close to giving up on this thread. :(
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Riff-Master: Nice avatar :)
Terminator: Hey. I was bored earlier but I'm gonna go outside and jam with my friends in awhile (of course I got to save my homework until Sunday night. How are things going?
Kalis: So nice to hear from you again...a present eh? Well I don't need one but anything will do LOL. Just kidding. Hope business is going well at your shop. Why is your phone getting close to giving up on the thread?
459. writes:
Hey every1....
I spent the day shopping and cruizin the ol ladies old muscle car....Damn, there is just nothing like an over abundance of horsepower...!!
I have now obtained wireless service for my laptop...yeah... that means Im online where ever I might be travelling...!! COOL..!!!
Im really surprised that db has been letting another one of these "chat threads" go on this long.....!! kudos to him for allowing it...!! I just hope there is some new a7x news by the time this thread ends..??
Riot - Swords and Tequlia
460. writes:
jenny - doing homework before the absolute last possible minute is a sin...the only exception is if its something interesting, which for me in high school was VERY little.
as for how i've been: ive been better...been putting in a ton of hours at work, which will soon be durastically cut, which sucks...as do bills.
now playing: jekyll and hyde - confrontation
462. writes:
Terminator: As far as homework goes, it in not interesting at all, but I won't do it too late, at least I hope not. Pardon me for asking but why are your work hours going to be cut?
Godlike: Good thing you'll be able to stay in contact ! Oh, just curious, what kind of muscle car were you cruzin?
463. writes:
Yes, I too am quite excited about the ability to have interent access anywhere...!!
Jenny - The car...?... Its a 1971 Ponitac GT-37
The best way to describe it, is that it looks exactly like a GTO...there are just a few subtle differences that actually make it alot more rare and in some circles worth alot more money than a GTO of the same year.... somewhere between $20 - $40 grand depending on the market and whose looking and what theyre willing to spend....!!
464. writes:
I'm gone for an hour and there's a sh!tload of new posts! Godlike: It's awsome that you can have wireless interwebs! You won't be so lonely on the road now, will you? :)
Red: Lol'ed at your advice, I should probably take it :)
Just so I can get people to feel sorry for me: I just got a sinus infection on Friday! It fvckin sucks! ok...I'll stop now :) (I'm using :) way to much)
467. writes:
Jenny - Thanks but my previous avatar was an experiment gone wrong and yes it was a "Random Picture"....hahaha!!!!. I'm putting up a pic of myself as my new avatar. People have said I look like a Russian Mobster/German Drug Lord/Neo-Nazi/Skinhead....lol...I don't really mind though. I take them as compliments. Anyways, you're in a hunt for Power Metal bands?...lol..the way you said that seemed funny to me. Hmmmm??.... I'm not huge on power metal but you should check out "Helstar" Texan Power Metal and "Nocturnal Rites + Masterplan" European power metal. Oh!...my life isn't that interesting...well atleast I think so. Us youngsters still have a lot to go through.
MHD - What's up man! how's everything going?
Godlike - A 1970 pontiac eh?..now that's as metal as it gets. My dad owned a 57' Bel Air and an 81' Camaro back in the days. Kickass cars!
Kalis - The rich are too greedy...I doubt they will share...lol
N.P. - Deep Purple - Highway Star
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RM: Things are going pretty good. I found out how to cure my CD buying habit: be an album reviewer! I might do reviews for Adreneline Metal Union and if you review you get free albums! thats going to be awsome...
btw: Highway Star kicks ass. Are people in a classic rock mood at the moment?
N.P: Led Zeppelin-No Quarter
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Riff-Master: I already knew your previous avatar was random (see post 458) Heehee ! I dig your new one, you do kinda look like what people say but I think that's cool. Oh, and I'm already aware of 2 of the bands you suggested to me...I have my ways :) And it's so true, us youngsters do have a lot to go through, or should I say put up with lol. You must be excited about your job training almost being over.
ZT: I LOVE classic rock as well as all sorts of metal, just thought I'd share that.
MHD101: Dude, you might be an album reviewer? Thats kick a$$, and that whole 'free albums' deal is sick ^_^
Now Playing: "A National Acrobat" -Black Sabbath
471. writes:
You guys should check out my friends band, called Field of Poppies.
They are a releasing their first EP sometime soon, and I'm trying to advertise for the band a little, just to get their name out in the open.
They've posted a demo of one of the songs on their MySpace page, which I'd link to you if I could.
They're style is a bit of grunge/new wave/alternative.
If you search for Field Of Poppies on the MySpace music page they are the first result. They are from New Hampshire.
Tell me what you think of them!
473. writes:
^^It's the second song off the Sabbath Bloody Sabbath album, and a f***ing bad a$$ one at that..
I am the world that hides, the universal secret of all time
Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime
I've lived a thousand times, I found out what it means to be believed...
The thoughts and images, the unborn child that never was conceived... sorry, I HAD to sing it! lol
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ah yes.... the classic Sabbath is quite good..!!!
ZT - whats shakin man..??
Jenny - its really cool to know that such a young girl has such excellent taste in metal.... There should be more women like you an Kalis_ out there..!!
R-F - actually that post read 1971 Pontiac.... indeed the old muscle cars are the greatest.....
I spent the whole day today out cruizing again....and I gotta say it again... there is nothing like LOTS of horsepower..!!!
477. writes:
king jericho was so annoying, but fun to mess with. i had so much fun cussing him out last year. He was such a dumba$$ although Dale was probably the most retarded out of all of em.
my car is an '87 toyota and a piece of sh*t, well, its actually my dads, but i use it and it sucks horse a$$. the only thing i like about it is its the only car my family has thats a manual and that i dont have to worry about crashing that piece of junk.
speaking of rich bastards and money, what do you guys think is gonna happen to the US economy??
478. writes:
"speaking of rich bastards and money, what do you guys think is gonna happen to the US economy??"
Well, I guess it's safe to say we're f***ed. But I really don't care anyway....
And the rain will kill us all....throw ourselves against the wall...
no one else can see...the preservation of the martyr in me...
Sorry, I love this song. haha
479. writes:
Como estas b****es ??
I too love this song. As for the U.S economy, I don't really know what will happen, just that it will have an effect on ours (Canada) soon. Although we will not be hit that bad because our system does not permit such things to happen. But I guess that hard times are ahead with a huge recession that will probably last for at least a year and maybe a lot more (let's hope not). And it will definitively influence the outcome of the presidential elections, since most of the Republicans voted against the Government plan to inject money into the economy to keep it alive...
Anyways I hope that it all goes well soon, the US are our best friend and I wish them the best...
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Metalheaddrummer101: Yeah, what post 474 said about the Sabbath song is right on the ball. I have Dio era stuff too. I also have a video of Dio in concert...it's the sh!t :)
ZT: Nice singin lol...I can't sing to save my life but I do it anyway !
Godlike: Thanx for the compliment. As for you, most guys seem to have great taste if they're into any sort of rock. Especially you...oh, don't know if you'll like them, but have you ever heard of a band called Dragonfly ? This band might take awhile to check out because I actually found several bands that have that name, but if it helps any, they sing these two songs : "Baby Doll" and "Blue Monday" I like em.
Dudes, I tried doing homework on a Sunday evening and I ended up falling asleep on the floor while listening to Led Zeppelin : can't beat a nap like that...^_^


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Man what the f*** honkies? Had to read motherf***ing article about a brother called Adrian McCoy getting his a$$ busted in jail because of you racist b****es. Man f*** is wrong with you fools. I see a couple of hillbilly teethless hicks like Godlike and Branded proudly sitting in a saran wrap of their own feces at home while our brothers are getting raped in jail, man. f*** mayne f***.
I am defending a martyr who stood up to korn a worthless band, when the mayne listen to Slayer, Iron Maiden and even regurgitator shame on you honkies jackasses shame on ya'll.
Devon Blackstone to ya'll. Punk a$$ b****es!!!
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Davon Blackstone: I don' t know Branded that well, but do you even know Godlike? You can't just
asume he's something that he may not even be...I'm pretty sure that most of us here are not racsist. I'm really sorry for what happened to Adrian McCoy, but don't blame that on just anyone. About you defending the martyr, I don't seem to understand what's goin on, can you give me some details? Thanks.
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#488 lol....
Gaaaaaahhh...Has anyone ever played Call Of Duty 4..............on weeeeed?...
Oh man! such an amazing experience. BTW, how is everyone?...
Jenny - Yup, i'm semi-excited about finishing up my classes. Say, I searched that band you mentioned "Dragonfly" on youtube but found nothing...Where would I find some of their material?
Oh, have you checked out Magician + Hibria?...I saw them on youtube somewhere. I'm sure your research has stumbled upon these 2 bands.
MHD - Album reviewer?...that sounds fukking great man! You get free music for giving your opinion on albums?...That's badass dude!
Godlike - oh a "1971 Pontiac"...alright cool. There's nothing like cruisin down the streets in a Pontiac...Well, I would'nt know
N.P. - Attomica - "Deathraiser"
^ Brazilian Thrash Metal at it's finest!
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Hell yeah... Im not racist.... not only do I own a couple color TVs... I also have a black dog...!!
Hey every1.... I now have my wireless connection under control and working..!! I will now have internet where ever I go..... as long as I have a cellphone signal that is..!!
Nothing new here..... just enjoying a day orso off.... and then its off on the road again...!!

490. writes:
Rotflmao classic comedy by Devon n*****stone or however the douche wants to be called. Lord agony deserves the anal forking he is getting in San quentin courtesy of all those fat flabby white gorillas, oh lord....
No wait, am I going racist? I used the N wooooooooord!!!! *Puts hands in mouth*, Devon, devon, pardon me, pardon me.
It seems a man can only get so far. But then again does the Epitome of Perfection cares? Nope, in fact I am sick and tired of the limits that the modern world has bestowed upon us. Like you can have mild level nudity in broadcast television and this site further push this ridiculous act of "Authority" by censoring bad words. Gosh Deathbringer come on.
Anyways one will say..."This King Jericho only comes here to fight". Wrong asshats, I come here to take things of my chest, especially this narrow minded metalheads who feel the need to bash Nirvana, AIC, Trivium etc etc because they are not "real metal".
Anyways I am going to say this here and now, some of you might not remember me by my former name but I used to be called "Anti-Slayer" here back in 2006, I used to be part of the little clique with Red Devil, Korndogg and Coco, lmao, and how we always ridiculed rulin kmadd and Liquid metal 77. But those two are sh**, where is Rec Chord.
Anyways due to my vast knowledge you low level subordinate can start to consider me the fountain of youth in Metal Underground anything you need to learn from yours truly go ahead.

494. writes:
Princess Jericho, do you really want to start this up again?? by the way, i never really sided with RK and i only bashed you after you changed your name because you started acting like a b*tch and saying sh*t like "I am the king of MU, you will all bow to me". get your facts straight you braindead muthaf*cker. and it was you who was ridiculed, along with all the other trolls that i hunted. and isnt rk a militaryman?? he could kick your a$$ any day in a real fight. now stop contaminating our chat thread, unless you are an a7x fan and want to flame us for not being fans.
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Riff-Master: Thanx for the suggestions, I haven't heard of Magician yet, but I've just recently been introduced to Hibria by my drafting teacher :) I'll check out Magician ! Um, about Dragonfly, I don't know anywhere else to check out their material except in this spot : Go to www.playlist.com Once you're there, there should be a blue box that you can type in. Type in Dragonfly. (This should give a lot of results, including songs that are titled "Dragonfly" but from different bands though)...Go to the very bottom of the 1st page and there should be a song called "Babydoll"...listen to that one. If you need another song, go to the 4th page and click on the song "Blue Monday" (it should be the 4th song down) I personally like that song better so listen to that one ! I don't know if you'll like them, I just found out about them...tell me what you think.
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Hahahah King Jericho is trying to get me to bash him again. But I don't really feel like it anymore, you know he's a used toy, with broken wheels, so you just don't play with it anymore, it has become useless. And he's so dumb that he can't figure out that Red is also Red_Chord. But he says he wants to come here to take things off his chest, and he probably means all the sperm he's getting sprayed on by his dad...anyways good luck King nothing.

506. writes:
Keep using the N word fa**ots, I can't track you white cleft lipped teethless 96 pounds supremacists freaks down and Devon Blackstone ain't joking. DOOD you're a failed abortion, your mother took your f***ing a$$ to the abortionist to shove an egg-beater up your mother spincter to make sure the one-eyed abomination that you're today is never borned, but alas here you're fa**ot.
Skylark hostility will take place in your house when me and my brothers find you, white piece of sh**.
f***_A_Name you will be needing a motherf***ing superhero when I come after you fa**ot.
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To post 78 Metaldrummer101 - I respond a hundred years later LOL...but thanks for the compliment - yeah A7X constantly make excuses for why they can't tour..blah blah blah... Vocal strain has happened to the best of the them..like Chris Cornell strained his voice with soundgarden once. It is incorrectly breathing or just putting stress on the vocal cords, something that causes that. I also learned how NOT to strain your voice when I was in drama class. Good thing the drama coach caught me before I screwed up my voice. I had a part where I was a coach and had to yell at my players..he told me don't push it, just use your natural voice.
512. writes:
wow, devon blackstone just said he CAN'T track us down, what's the point of mentioning that?? it doesn't benefit him or support his argument in anyway.......dumba$$, go learn english, wtf is "borned"?? No such word douche. and how do you really know if anyone here is white or not?? If i was black i would be disgraced by your very existence.
515. writes:
I dunno but Devon is such a tard that he speaks to himself on posts 510 to 512 and doesn't even know the ip logged. Don't waste your time on him, your time is worth a lot more than that. plus if you ignore his stupidity, you completely deny is sole purpose of being here.
519. writes:
wow...I've been gone for a while, haven't I...
Txmetalhead: thank's for replying :)
school's been kicking my a$$ this week, but I'm good now...It's the WEEKEND!!!!
I'm also doing a haunted house! I'm getting my guts ripped out in the scene that I'm doing...fvckin metal....
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MHD - Haunted Houses are a great a experience. Especially if you're part of the act.
Jenny - Only 3 days of school next week?...some sort of holiday or are you just going to ditch?..lol
Come over to the other chat thread. This one takes too long to load.
NP - Kreator - "Pleasure To Kill"
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1. inhatredofme writes:
best news all day!